#saitama headcanons

[btnclmrttn]

I want to see Saitama laugh, like really laugh. It could be over anything. I could guess some dumb shit because I get that vibe but I really wanna see the guy smiling and just feeling joy in some moment. Some table slapping, choking on tears kind of laughter. I wanna know what the hell he sounds like! Does he need to fall over on the floor/place he's sitting to recover? Does he have a god awfully strange laugh? Is it a cackle that no one would expect how loud it could be?

Dammit I want to see him super happy so bad. FUCK MAN

[underqualified-human]

Saitama x Jessica Rabbit! Reader

Request: Hello could you do Saitama from one punch man with an s/o who is like Jessica rabbit everyone wants her but shes loyal to her husband even genos questions why shes with him 🗿

A/N: I hate to admit but I’ve never actually seen Who framed Roger Rabbit (￣▽￣*)ゞ

Fandom: One Punch Man

Genre: Headcanons

Pairing: Saitama/Reader

Warnings: mentions of cheating

Pronouns: she/her

I honestly think he wouldn't care all that much about your appearance

Not that he wouldn't acknowledge it, he just likes your personality much more

Makes sure to keep any creeps far away from you when out in public

While he’s not all that possessive he does hold your hand whenever you guys are out (a very humble bragger indeed (￢_￢))

Loves to listen to you sing (he may fall asleep)

He actually trusts you 100%, he wouldn't cheat on you so he trusts you wouldn't cheat either

Still doesn't mean he won't get upset when other people flirt with you right in front of him

Will use your boobs as pillows when cuddling/sleeping. I’m sorry it’s true

Gets mildly angry when people are shocked at you two dating

S/O: *Cooking something in the kitchen*

Genos: Master, why is there an attractive woman in our kitchen?

Saitama: That’s my girlfriend.

Genos: *Looks at S/O* Are you here against your will?

[blkchainsaws]

how did we meet? 💙🦋

how genos, garou and saitama met you + a lil drabble

pairings: genos, garou and saitama x fem!black!reader characters: genos, garou warnings: gets a bit steamy with garou (mentions of kissing and messing his back up) author's note: i love one punch man i need to do things to garou

genos

clearly, he is an air fryer

he was in the midst of a battle and had to save you from a monster

he usually never remembers the face of the civilians he saves but he remembers every feature of your face, and when he thinks about those features steam starts to escape his body

your full lips, your almond eyes with mascara and lash extensions, the way your brown skin was smooth and buttery.

your hair was laid, down to your back. a nice shade of blonde similar to his.

a medusa piercing, your ears pierced and a glamorous nose cuff to tie it all together.

"are you alright?" you were too much in shock and frozen in fear to reply, you could only nod before being taken away.

he realizes black girls are his type.

he's silent about his lil crush, but saitama knows

he doesn't go out of his way to look for you but if he's ever in the same area he last sees you he tends to stay around longer than he would

saitama is his wingman, he tagged along to help genos ask you out

he's an S class hero, so nobody gets suspicous of him scanning the area. they just assume he's looking for a monster

he practices his lines for what he would say if he ever came across you, it's kind of cute

he has an entry in his diary about you, it's pretty lengthy.

he soon walks into a local convenience store and finds you at the counter. you immediately recognize him and started thanking him for his service. "thank you so much for the help demon cyborg!" you look around before pulling out a pizza bun, "this is for you." you placed it in his hands with a nice big smile.

your appearance was different from the last time. your piercings were still there but your nose cuff was now replaced with a dangle cuff. a simple makeup look was now on your face, it highlighted your cheekbones and beautiful nose. your glossed lips, long lashes and soft features pulled him in. he was moving without a thought. a hiss of steam escapes his vents. he gives a stiff nod. "It was no trouble." a few more words were exchanged and genos left with your number and name.

"it's y/n. my number is (xxx) xxx-xxxx. call me anytime" you gave him a big smile, revealing your smiley piercing.

"Oy, Genos, how did it go?"

Genos showed his teacher the slip of paper. "I've gotten her contact information."

Saitama gave him a thumbs up. "Nice work."

saitama

the strongest man alive

is trying to help you get your cat back.

you usually gotten your cat yourself, but she was so high up it was impossible to get her

just your luck a bald man with a cape walked by, hands full with groceries. a sign you should let him on with his day but you were so desperate you called out to him

"please help! my cat is stuck"

he turned to you and froze in his tracks.

you weren't exactly dressed in your finest outfit, a simple hoodie with a picture of a cabbage with a pair sweats.

you havent been asleep either, so your eyes were a bit droopy and begging for rest.

your hair was slicked back into a puff ponytail. with a little hairclip in the front.

your face was completely bare, aside from some chapstick you slapped on to keep your lips from drying out.

saitama usually wasn't interested in women, but something about the simple woman standing in front of him begging for her cat back was drawing him in.

he retrieved your cat and gave her back in about 10 minutes or so.

you smiled, showing the gap in your teeth. "thanks"

saitama smiled back, giving you a thumbs up.

a few days pass and he's walking by the same area again. when he spots you. only this time you're wearing black leggings with a plain black hoodie. (and for some reason your socks were over the leggings) your hair was now in two afro puffs, and you were wearing many bracelets and jewelry.

you looked up at the same tree, same branch from last time, your cat was sitting on.

saitama wasted no time walking over and helping you once again.

"i'm in a bit of a rush sir" you clasped your hands together in a pleading motion. "please, please! if you could..."

"no worries." he placed his bag down, looked up at the cat and looked back at you. "could you stand back a bit?"

"oh-sorry!" you took a step back, before a force of wind almost knocked you off your feet. he soared into the air directly towards your cat, swiping the feline in one swoop and landing safely on his feet.

"there ya go", he stared with a simple look. you were in shock. never have you thought you would come across a man with such power. you took your kitty back into your arms a soft purr coming from her. "oh...wow...thanks er..?"

"saitama." he grabbed his bag, nodding towards you. "no problem"

you smiled, showing that cute gap off. "thank you so much saitama!"

you shook his hand. "i'm so sorry this is how we had to meet, i promise i'll make it up to you!" you pulled out your phone practically shoving it towards him. "i'm going to be busy this week, but please, call me if you ever need a favor" you gave him a warm, friendly smile.

saitama stared, was this happening? it's been so long. he entered his contact information and gave your phone back. "alright...uh..." he hadn't gotten your name. you were already halfway down the road before turning back to shout,

"it's y/n!" you waved goodbye and went on your way.

saitama went home, got settled in and almost forgot about the interaction, until...

ping! his phone rang out

"hey it's y/n! ; _ ; sorry i didnt txt earlier i was busy today! did you make it home safe?"

for the first time in a while, saitama smiled.

garou

the best for last

he was in the park with tareo and saw you cleaning up the trash.

your locs were tied back, showing off that beautiful face of yours. it felt like the sun was purposefully shining on you to enhance your beauty.

he caught himself staring before looking away and paying attention to tareo's hero book once again.

not only did he now have tareo as a reason to come to the park, he now had you.

he would get to the park purposefully early, in hopes to catch you there and it was a rare chance you were already there. you were either sitting and reading a book or cleaning trash.

soon enough he started approaching you. which was scary for you

a large, muscular, man dressed in all black was walking towards you with a devious smirk? maybe you should get your taser out

other than his appearance he was quite charming.

you both began sharing interests and soon found you both had VERY different views.

he had a cocky, mocking tone whenever you came up with a rebuttal for his claims.

but the way your full lips moved and glistened with every word made him really consider going to the other side.

your lashes fluttered, the jewelry in your nose shined, your angelic voice with your accent, and your face was breathtaking.

he knew you were worth the risk. he would fight a thousand bastards for a chance to see you smile. he would go back to the old man's dojo and clean that entire place with a toothbrush. his OWN toothbrush. just for a chance to smell your scent of coco butter and sunflowers forever.

your long locs passed your butt, but were in a ponytail, carefully wrapped and none slipping out of place.

"you talk alot." he smirked, looking at your lips and back to your eyes. you scrunched your nose. "not interested." he chuckles and wrapped an arm around your shoulder. his natural smell was strong. an expensive cologne laced your nostrils.

he leans in, "but i am." his smile widened. "keep talkin' with that voice of yours..."

you felt a warm feeling across your face. you suddenly felt small and shy, like a small kindergartener with stage fright during their class performance.

a deep breath, "...as...as i was saying..." now he's leaning in even more. "hm? I can't hear you?~" you had to turn this situation around. in no way was a man like him was going to make you feel so small and shy.

you looked up at him with half lidded eyes, your signature move. which caught him completely off guard. his cocky attitude was quickly shattered and replaced with the same small, shy feeling you had a while ago.

"ah-uh" he stuttered, backing up a bit. you kept your eyes on him, a small smirk coming across your face. "as I was saying. garou." you placed a manicured hand on his VERY muscular arm. "i think you should invest in therapy instead of fighting random heros." a cocky smirk on your face.

you both made eye contact. his eyes flickered between your lips and your eyes. you both leaned in...closer...closer..you felt his breath on your lips. you wanted to kiss him...you wanted to see him panting, covered in your lipgloss stains, your nails leaving marks in his back.

he suddenly grins and pulls back, holding up a middle finger. "as if!"

yall think i would have a chance with garou if he was real? if you said no you a hater

[sakuraasworld]

eyyy how's it going? I've read just about every Saitama relationship hcs on this whole site. Do you have any of your own? Plz? I love himb sm

𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖘

pairing - saitama x gn!reader

synopsis - general relationship headcanons

warning - none

note - sorry for the long wait, I hope it's kinda accurate to his character :)

✎ You got into a relationship without really making it official. It came naturally, neither of you confessed your feelings.

✎ He likes to sit in front of his TV on the sofa while you are in his arms under the duvet. These moments are quite rare because of his life as a hero.

✎ Being in a relationship with him is like being with your best friend but with benefits and affection. There is no embarrassment between you.

✎ He's not really romantic and he's not the best at showing his love but he shows it with small actions like when he's cooking or leaving a note if he left before you don't get up.

✎ Of course Genos likes you, after all you are his master's partner.

✎ When you go on a date, it's nothing extravagant, he's a really chill boyfriend. It's often the evening in front of the console to play while you're between her legs.

[ffsg0jo]

- s h o e s o p m c h a r a c t e r s w e a r -

not an x reader

WARNINGS: shoes,, toes -- masterlist

a/n: this is a shit post, im so sorry. i saw those shoes with fingers on them and it reminded me of sonic and then this abomination happened :|

also i apologise for the horrible colour matching, i tried to match the colours but it weren't working 😭😭

© ffsg0jo 2022 — do not plagiarise, repost, modify, or translate any of my work, in any way shape or form; i will piss in your cereal if you do. all work belongs to me and me only.

[jaijaitbinks]

NEW HEADCANON OBSESSION!

When Genos says something romantic either completely out of left field or so disgustingly, revolting, batshit insanely love-diseased and genuine, Saitama will stare at him for a minute. Process what he said. Advert his eyes to literally anywhere but Genos' face. Blush and smile like a gayass idiot. And then choke on a hiccup-squeak sound thingy cuz his automatic response, his brain, is making his body toe to line between being Flustered and Shocked/Startled about what he said.

Like:

Genos, after staring intently at Saitama without saying a word for 10 minutes straight: Smiles fondly "Nothing in this world could ever convince me you aren't the most beautiful thing to ever bless my life, my love."

Saitama, visibly gobsmacked: "....."

Saitama, blushing like mad: turns his head away and makes a symphony of startled/flustered huffs and hums "Hah– ah, uh– mhmph..."

Genos: gawks at him even more because he just fell harder for him

[cuddlyscribe]

HII!! I saw your request are open and I was wondering if you could do a tailor s/o who constantly working all day and night to finished the outfit they are making With Saitama !

Like they didn't sleep or eat which makes Saitama worried! I was wondering what would he do or give some headcanons about it!

Also take your time! I really enjoy your headcanons!!!

cuddly posting an actual request?? ain't no fuckin way. but I was struck with the feeling of inspiration and decided to write a lil! sorry for making you wait eons my dear, hope you still enjoy! ❤️

Saitama is definitely the kind of guy who doesn't understand staying up late.

Like he gets and appreciates how dedicated you are to your craft and how amazing everything you make is, but his philosophy is "if it's past 9:30 I'm not moving a muscle."

That being said, he will do anything he can to help you out when he sees that you're really pushing yourself.

Saitama may seem kind of head empty a lot of times, but he is an acute observer when it comes to you, so he's learned to realize when you're running low on sleep and food

Without saying a word, he will get up and make you anything he has in his fridge or pantry. It's usually instant noodles since that's what he has on hand, but if he has other protein he'll add it in for an extra boost

He'll also keep you company while you're working, just silently admiring you as you sew diligently and whisper to yourself. He can't help but crack a sweet smile

Saitama even does the unthinkable and lowers the TV volume while you work so you can focus better. Now THAT is love

One time while you were working on this particularly difficult outfit, it hit 4:00am and you quite literally fell asleep mid stitch with your head on the table

Luckily for you, Saitama already had a blanket ready to go, so he wraps it around you and easily lifts you up into his arms. You don't stir one bit, so he knows you're EXTRA tired

He gets you tucked into your bed and cuddles up next to you, chuckling to himself knowing you'll wake up wondering where you are and where your needle is

[shhhhhiminsidesaitamascloset]

"Headcanons i have of Saitama"

"His favorite RPG is Skyrim"

(this one might be a bit short because i dont have much sources about the game except a basic understanding of the plot. So i'll try my best to answer it the best way i can.)

He is a lowkey fan of Skyrim as an action rpg series. When King isnt trying to get him to play fighting games, he spends hours on his downtime playing Skyrim.

He's heavy into the Elder Scrolls lore and enjoys playing Skyrim. He knows all the memes and is well aquainted with the characters in the game.

He could tell you little tidbits about the characters he does quest for. Which ones are annoying and which ones arent. Certain glitches or fallacies in the game play, he knows it.

He could tell you everything about the dragonborn and the lore behind it. He actually likes if someone also likes Skyrim. His eyes light up and he just has to invite them to play multiplayer.

If he learns that a girl he likes likes the game too, he'd propose in a heartbeat. One time he made a cosplay based on his in game character (who oddly looks like Kratos).

He spent weeks making it only for a S class hero assignment to come up at the last minute. He was so upset.

He doesnt appear to be a fanboy at first, but once you talk to him about Skyrim the floodgates open! And its hard to get him to stop!✩

I hope you like this interpretation of my headcanon. Please like & reblog♡

tysm ✩

[midnightlee25]

Random Yandere Headcanons: Are they deadly or tame

Who is the worst yandere to have and who is easier to deal with?

Their darling really has to watch out:

Speed-o-Sound Sonic

Garou

Sweet Mask  

Tornado of Terror  

Blizzard of Hell  

Suiryu  

Dr. genus

Flashy flash

Not as bad but shouldn't be taken lightly:

Genos

Metal Bat  

Zombieman  

Death gatling

They have their movements but are safe for the most part:

Lighting max

Stinger

Blue fire

There shouldn't be any trouble:

Saitama

Mumen Rider  

[itsthatmff]

Hello everything is fine? If requests are still open, can I request opm Garou, Saitama and Sonic with a partner capable of healing any serious injury and renewing their vital energy?

So interesting. It was my first time writing for sonic so don’t go too harsh on me 😞. And yes everything is fine! Just school stressing me out lmao. But I hope you enjoy!

Having an S/O who can heal wounds

Gn!reader

Included: Garou, Saitama, Sonic

Requests are open !!

Garou

It was in that shack where you and your friends often came to hang out because it was an unused and empty place in the middle of the forest that you found that white haired man resting after a long and tough fight.

It couldn’t even be considered resting the way he looked. Blood dripping down his body like water. Of course you immediately tended to him without thinking twice.

You were a B-class hero. Downplayed to the support role, a mere healer. People - especially the association did not see the potential in you. It always bothered you but in this situation you were lucky. God knows what Garou would have done if he had seen your name in the Heroes lexicon instead of just skipping the Pages with the B-class ranked heroes.

One instance lead to the other and it became the norm healing him up whenever he got injured. You developed a weak spot for him. The way he sat on the dust filled couch with his legs spread and his head leaned back. Always making snarky remarks. And always being shirtless.

“It’s great I have ya. Got my own private hopsital.”

“You good? Stop starin at my abs and heal them damnit..”

And of course he has a soft spot for you. May not show it but he cares for you in his own way.

It was when he began coming over for the most useless reasons that you realized he had a crush on you.

Like for instance before or in the middle of fights he’d come looking for you asking you to renew his energy. But after a while he came over every second day with the excuse that “What if I get into a fight?? I need all my power ya know.”

Once you start dating he eventually finds out about you being a hero. Doesn’t really care about it. He is just as upset with you that no one acknowledges your true powers and asks you if you want to join him on his hero hunting but you refuse.

That does not affect your relationship though.

Will lay on you as he lets you heal him. Is real snuggly. Will also groan extra loud to get you all flustered though.

Saitama

(Does this guy even get inured???)

After some research I’ve come to the conclusion that this guy has never gotten severely injured. He does feel pain but it barely hurts.

He does get some tiny scratches from time to time though.

Those if course you heal as his partner. He insists that he doesn’t need it but secretly loves the care you provide him.

When out on Monster battles you two are the best duo to see. While he takes care of the Monsters you take care of any citizens in the area.

He admires you so much and thinks you’re like the backbone of the heroes association because in the end you’re the one who contributes to the citizens and the heroes health.

If anyone dares to say otherwise they’ll have a problem with him.

Let’s you play support in video games because you’re “made for it”

What he does love getting from you are massages though. Your massages are magical because due to your healing and energy renewing powers they make one feel refreshed.

He’ll ask for one whenever he gets the chance.

“A massage’s always good. I can seriously start to feel the back and shoulder pain at my mid-20’s.”

Sonic

At first he’s very reluctant over getting treated by you.

The chairman he works for offered him a personal assistant/nurse. Which was you of course.

This guy knows no shame. Literally strips himself naked in front of you so you could inspect “all his wounds clearly.” It takes you some bickering around for him to put his clothes back on.

Also this guy CANNOT SIT STILL FOR A SINGLE MINUTE. always has to hop on from one place to another with his super speed. It’s just more ‘comfortable’. You literally have to cuff him down sometimes for him to sit still.

And will not stop talking during the treatments. Talking about being the fastest, avenging saitama and whatsoever.

It’s like a therapy and treatment session all at once.

Once you both start dating he gets so comfortable. Will enter the room and lay on you without saying a word expecting you to treat him.

Will justify the injuries he’s gotten like it’s his job.

“Ah that one..you see there was this frick of a cyborg who did not know when to quit. He chopped my hair off too..can you believe it?!”

“See but i’m still stronger than him though. Next time I’ll bring you his head as a souvenir.”

[btnclmrttn]

Hiii I am new to your blog and I really enjoy your writing ^w^

Can you do a headcanon or one shot (I don’t really know the difference) of saitama having a op s/o? I feel like he would be motivated to train and to try and defeat her. if you end up doing this thank you :D

(How I would say the difference is a one shot is a short story while headcanons are a list of things that COULD make a story. I like those better bc that's how my mind writes stories tbh. In chunks)

OP S/O Headcanons

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Backtrack a bit, could you imagine that MEETING?Like he witnessed this freakazoid monster get folded by what he assumed was a pedestrian at first. Now you had him a bit curious. What were you doing? Undercover hero? Secret villain? He had to ask

He did compliment your ability to pack a punch. Out of his own curiosity, he asked how it felt. He wanted you to give him a punch like that. Completely straightforward that he could probably take it, and he was just curious.

After some convincing, quite a bit of it as a random stranger asked you to basically kick his ass, you give him a decent one. It did not kill him, but Saitama was surprised to find himself unable to keep balance and was sent flying. Despite preparing for it, it landed him on his ass with quite a bit of pain!

He was so bamboozled you almost managed to walk away. He was back up and caught you again, asking if you held back. Man wanted a real punch! You were insisting on not hurting him, so you declined. He let you go off, then went home and pondered the rest of the night. Could this be? He might have found a match?

He ended up finding you again and insisted on inviting you over for dinner. He wanted to talk to you about what happened the other day and was also going to observe the shit out of you

Over dinner, a meal he made himself, he had eye contact with you that was hard to get away from. He wasn't screwing around in the slightest. Despite the conversation trailing to similar interests, hobbies, it circled back around to your guy's biggest relation: strength. He opened more and more the more he saw himself in you, and you both decided to have a real spar. Even a wager. Loser buys dinner that day.

You guys found a good open area away from people to wreck shit on. The spar was an interesting one to say the least. You kept knocking Saitama down, and he kept bouncing back up. Even though it wasn't so well in his favor, it almost gave you a run for your money. Your strength might have pushed over, but his stamina and willpower almost got you.

The final time you got him down, you made sure to hold him there and tell him to knock it off before he hurt himself. He was the most sweat drenched he's ever been, wheezing with an old pain in his chest he thought he'd forgotten, and echoing with pains he would feel for the next week. It was all your doing. Bro fell in love right there

He was absolutely more than motivated to pick up training again, but it had to be with you, as you're the only thing he hasn't maxed out on. It was good for you too to have an ever growing challenge by the week. You certainly could keep each other busy. He's a fast learner, and determined to show you what he can do. Maybe a little obvious he's trying to impress you. He's got a wager in plan for the future. He gets you down, you're going out with him!

[onecinder]

headcanon: when texting Saitama, Genos converts anything exceeding 20 words into emojis

Saitama: ⏱️🏡?

Genos is typing……….

Genos:🏃🥬🍜🍚🛒🏷️↩️↙️↘️↖️↗️👹 👹👹🦾☄️🔥💀💀💀🧍👌🥚📺👍🙏☹️😭😔😢😞😕😥😟⏳↗️↖️↘️↙️↪️🏃🏃🏃😭😭😭⌛️❌🥬🍜🍚🛒🏷️🙏🙏💔💔‼️🦾🏃➡️🛒 🏷️🟰 🍜🥰😊😍😘❤️💕💙💜💛💖💞

Saitama: 🦾➡️🏡

Saitama is typing…

Saitama: ❤️

[faceless-dude]

[mmani-e]

Just a headcanon I've had for years now

[jaijaitbinks]

FIXATING FIXATING FIXATING!!!!!!

FIXATING ON SAITAMA HAVING AN AUDITORY STIM THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHIRPING, ALMOST PURRING, BIRD. AND HE ONLY DOES IT WHEN HE'S REALLY HYPED/EXCITDD ABOUT SOMETHING. AND WHEN IT HAPPENS FOR THE FIRST TIME, GENOS IS INSTANTANEOUSLY SMITTEN.

I KNOW IT PROBABLY DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND IT MIGHT BE OOC, BUT IT'S SO CUTE AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY SO I'M SHARING IT!

[shhhhhiminsidesaitamascloset]

"Headcanons i have of Saitama"

"He loves the sistas/poc!"

((Ok so i made this with bias. And i've decided im going to have fun with explaining this one! It is a headcanon, after all.))

He's that one guy that is obsessed with Halibel and Yoruichi from Bleach. He just finds them (whether in comic books or irl) very attractive.

Not too many people know and he doesnt let it be known. His very first crush was a girl who was a foreign exchange student from america who was a poc.

She ended up moving back to the US and she had been gone ever since. Since then he hasnt had much attraction to anyone else.

His "type" is rarely seen where he lives, but he's pretty calm and pokerface when a beautiful black woman strikes his fancy. He doesnt worry if their hair is real or fake either.

He knows a bit about the culture and music but he's not weird about it. Plus hes aware that 'blerds' exists. When he meets a woc and develops a crush he tries his best to make them feel included.

He learns about all the type of hairstyles, hair types, and methods woc use to upkeep their hair. He loves woc who are cosplayers too and goes for the most modest ones. He doesnt stereotype them either or only like them for s** or fetishize them.

He sees them as human as anybody else and he doesnt dwell on them being a poc too much. But boy, he does and will spoil you if he was yours ♡

Yes this is self indulgent. Do I care what anybody thinks? No. Let me enjoy this headcanon, ok? Please like & reblog if you liked it, though ✩

tysm!