#fucking pac and bryan and nigel

[comediakaidanovsky]

jesus christ these audiences for roh/aew what the fuck. like i get that it's hard to sort structural things out when the company is in a tailspin but man do they need to do something drastic. however many monitors tk was hit with it was not enough

[sheinthatfandom]

NIGEL!!!!!!!

Omg he’s so beautiful

Ohhh Jon’s here let’s hear from our cult leader and aew world champion

The bcc wearing bryans white shirt

Marina in her version and pac shirtless

Yuta baby let me trim your beard and shape it up please

God I’m lucky mox is a wrestler and not an actual cult leader cause I would follow him through the fucking fire

Hi ricochet

[marq-lynch]

oh your new new to wrestling?

Yuh I got the brain rot when the Marq Lynch post was going around in early June for pride for the second year in a row and I had meant to look into it very vaguely but never got around to it, but this year I was running low on video essay topics after watching like 10 hours a day because my last fixation had died out so I binged SuperEyePatchWolf's series on wrestling then a few others and oh boy it's uhhh... 4 months later and I just got back from Pacific North Death's inaugural show on Friday night, I am Hyped as fuck I have excellent tickets for Title Tuesday to see Bryan & Yuta vs Claudio & Pac as well as a standing floor ticket to Wrestledream to see Moxley vs Danielson next weekend on my own because my partner has been supportive but doesn't care enough for that kinda money and time, he'll watch it at home. He will come see Nigel McGuiness's magic show with me the night before though. And wear The Outrunners shirt I got him. So yeah, slap a grade A prime Mark label on me ya got me Good.

[droptoeholdyourhorses]

Got to see Bryan Danielson win the AEW World Championship live?

Got a scenario where both PAC and Christian Cage were able to get big wins?

Got to see both Zack Sabre Jr. and Nigel fucking McGuinness?

10/10 show, no notes. Although if Chris Jericho starts saying Fozzy have performed at Wembley twice now, then I get to say I sang Final Countdown at Wembley with 50,000 people in attendance.

[fatal-3nvy]

Ok, now I'm actually alive.

ALL IN WAS INCREDIBLE HOLY FUCK!!!

Pac got his Wembley moment!!

NIGEL WRESTLED

Mariah won the belt

BRYAN WON THE BELT

Real glass!!!

STING!!!

Ricochet!!!

I'm getting Ospreay vs Pac at All Out

[architect-of-chaos]

Finally watched aew all in! So here will be all my thoughts for the card and results.

I'm upset that the young bucks won, I feel like acclaimed deserved the titles, or soon the young bucks should let go of them because they've had them way too much. And another tag team deserves to hold them and actually consistently defend them or something like that.

I don't mind that Claudio, yuta, and pac won the trios. I think it'll be good development for yuta plus I'm a Claudio lover so it's a happy day for me to say the least.

I don't care that Mercedes mone had won tbh, not really big on that match. Loved Mercedes entrance tho-

Toni storm and Mariah May put on a phenomenal show, and honestly Mariah did well I think she'll do good for the title. And I cannot wait to see what the timeless toni storm does next.

I am actually upset Christian cage won the casino match ANYONE else would have been more deserving. Luchasaurus, Nigel, Zack, Kyle, orange Cassidy, Adam page. literally anyone else when we have seen SO many short term runs of titles with Christian already. I love him but goddamn we needed someone new.

GO HOOK, YAY, YIPPEE 🎉. Ahem I love hook and he deserves that title so much, I bet Taz is proud of his son. And the fact taz came in?? EVEN BETTER. I'm just super happy he's the ftw champ again and looking good as ever.

Darby and Jack Perry, ngl I'm happy Jack won I hope they don't kill this story yet because the chemistry they have in ring is fucking amazing. They could do a lot with these two, also sting coming in??? Amazing shit was happy to see sting help Darby out and beat the evps asses.

MJF and Will ospreay, wowee I wonder what I'll say omg. anyways I love MJF, before ospreay he was the profile theme so I would have been thrilled with either yet I think they are going to do bigger things with MJF again and let ospreay have a title like that for the moment, I think they'll be using MJF a lot again soon y'know.

Lastly I believe Bryan Danielson and swerve Strickland, Bryan earned that win he will treat the title well and I wish him a good last year before retirement. Though also I wish swerve would keep his title longer I think this match could have been a great end to his career even if he had lost, it would have been bittersweet but also very sweet and such if he actually retired in aew all in.

[pepsi-maxwell]

anyway, to sum up:

mjf back to being a wine drinking cunt who gets off on denying people a match: superb. i am fully erect.

confusing bit where ospreay insinuates the bidding war failed because... tony khan snapped up mjf's contract for more than his own? what?

making me watch an ospreay match with my own eyes. criminal. fantasy booking: mjf low blows him immediately for a dq loss because he doesn't care about the international title

hangman's new music is fucking good

hangman/bryan match was great until it went too long (and bryan won, i'm on team nigel sry), but we got ref jarrett so i'm content

acclaimed diss track video with a piss reference, we (re: me) are so fucking back, baby

the highs of a samoa joe match meeting the crushing lows of the jericho vortex

seriously. the man cannot sell. go the fuck home

4 way match was enjoyable, i do wonder if this will end in pac calling his shot for wembley

hangman and the elite will they/won't they storyline? in spring? groundbreaking

oh hey darby, we thought you were dead

kris and stokeley trolling willow was a++ work, as was mariah winning and immediately losing her shit psychotically. i am so hard i could cut glass (and more than a little afraid)

[sydsaint]

My review of Double or Nothing 2024

Overall PPV Rating- 8.5/10 stars

In-Depth look under the cut.

I'll start with the pre-show matches.

Deonna vs Rosa- 8/10 stars. Really solid match for a pre-show bout. Both Deonna and Rosa got some good spots in. I was sure that Rosa was going to win, but Deonna pulled one out from under her. I'm expecting the fued to continue until maybe a street fight of some sort between them. It was a good opener to a night of action.

The Acclaimed vs Cage of Agony- 7/10 stars. Max Caster my beloved. Loved the rap and the shenanigans as always. Action was chaotic in a good way. Brian Cage never fails to amaze me with his insane build. Dude is a monster. Very entertaining match to watch.

Now onto the Main Card

Roddy vs Will- 9/10 stars. Almost a perfect match! William Ospreay you are allergic to having a bad match. The actions was entertaining and kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I got to see Matt Taven be sexy which is always a bonus. (Mr. Taven please call me) I can't wait to see what kind bangers Will is going to put on now that he's champion.

Post-Roddy/Will shenanigans- ADAM COLE BAY BAY. So happy to see my sinster short king back and ready to cause problems. also. MJF YOU SEXY BITCH. Love the new tattoo pookie!! I can't wait to see the post breakup between these two get MESSY.

Bang Bang Gang vs Death Triangle- 8/10 stars. Jay and Pac aka my two fav greasy little bastard men going at it! Great to see Penta and Fenix back in action again! Death Triangle is so cool. The Gunn bros were chaotic lil weasels as well. They are learning from mother Jay White. and JUICE ROBINSON MY GREMLIN MAN!!! WELCOME BACK POOKIE!!

Orange Cassidy v Trent Baretta- 8/10 stars. Emo Orange you are so special to me. My heart hurts seeing them be mean to one another and I might have cried a little bit. Great match between two men that used to be so close! Emotional for everyone.

Toni Storm vs Serena Deeb- 6/10 stars. I didn't pay that much attention to this match tbh. Serena Deeb is boring to watch if you ask me. Girl had no chemistry with Toni. I did enjoy Nigel being a simp on comms though. And seeing Mariah and Toni be gay is always a plus! Most boring match of the night but still a solid one.

Jericho vs HOOK vs Shibata- 5/10 stars. The action in the ring was good. However, TONY KHAN YOU WILL PAY FOR NOT ONLY LETTING CHRIS FUCKING JERICHO KEEP THAT BELT. BUT ALSO MAKING FUCKING SHIBATA TAKE THE PIN AND RUINING BRYAN KEITH FOR ME.

Adam Copeland vs Malakai Black- 9/10 stars. It would have been a perfect match but Malakai lost so. This was a match for the sickos and i ATE IT UP. Blood! Violence! Religious Symbolism!! It had IT ALL. RIP to Adam's knees after jumping off the cage. Also welcome back Grangrel you funky vampire man! The fake-out apot with Brody and Buddy was dope. I got swerved hard with that one. Second best match of the night if you ask me.

Willow vs Mercedes- 7/10 stars. I'm pressed as fuck that Willow lost. The action was solid. You know these girls dont play in the ring. I get that Mercedes is supposed to be a huge star. But my girl Willow got ROBBED. And you take away Kris and Stoke from her??? We can't have nice things in this house.

Swerve vs Christian- 7/10 stars. This was also a solid match. Swerve ddin't get to be nearly as unhinged as i'd of liked. But thats fine. It was fun seeing the shenanigans with Mama Wayne, Nick, and Luchasaurus! Match had me second guessing Swerve winning a couple of times I'll admit.

Anarchy in the Arena- 10/10 stars. BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT. Oh my god this whole match was INSANE. It baffles me that Darby Allin is even walking after everything that he's gone through then he comes out and does insane shit like this?? Getting hit by a bus? Hanged??? Sir, please seek help. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!! I'm looking forward to seeing this Bucks gimmick end. I hate it. Cringe. All the spots were great! Had me engaged the whole time.

[sithwitch13]

AEW All In 2024

There's Nigel to dickride Christian

CHRISTIAN LOL

SHAYNA THOSE SHOES

When did Claudio start bleeding?

Luchasaurus basically doing the shoulder ride

PAC YES

YUTA HAS AN AEW BELT

Aww Pax burying the hatchet with HoB

TONI VS MARIAH I'M EATING MY OWN HANDS

LUTHER

I choose to believe that Mariah's gear is in support of trans folks

God I love Nigel's simping of Mariah

Toni's face I'm foaming at the mouth

MINA

Aww Nigel got a kiss

MARIAH WHAT

Awww Toni

UNINTELIGABLE SCREAMING

Nigel's gonna be insufferable now

Bryan Keith is at Wembley and ai'm going to cry

Screaming at the cricket bat

Big Bill is so confused, I love him

Hook has been healed by hitting Jericho

Aww Taz

Okay I'm gonna need the Bucks to retain

THEY ARE THE BEATLES IN AEW

YES

Grizzled Young Vets!

Beating up FTR!

Gauntlet time!

Orange lol

OKADA

NIGEL!!!!!!!!!!

OH SHIT HANGMAN

RICHOCHET. BITCHES

LUCHASAURUS OH FUCK OFF

HANGMAN IS GONNA LOSE IT

AC: SHADOW TIE IN?!

FUCKING EZIO?!?!

FUCKING APOLLO CREED GEAR?!?!?!

Chuck Taylor just tweeted a picture of baby Ricochet and he looks like someone from my youth group in high school

RIP camera guy

MJF is crying?

MJF's whole ass is out

GARCIA!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!

Lol he's not touching that belt

Okay I need Mercedes to win

Mercedes in the carriage with the corgis!!!

Mercedes, what are you doing with that glove?

MERCEDES LEARNED FROM NYLA

YES MERCEDES

Darby vs Jack time!

Holy shit did Darby glue thumbtacks to his face

REAL GLASS

Blood on the camera dang

Fanfic writers, I see you and salute you

THAT'S MY SCAPEGOAT

BUCKS WITH GAS?????!!!!

YOOOO STING RESCUING DARBY

Okay my nerves are working overtime and I may die of stress like a delicate bird

Aaa Brie and the kids aaa

Okay what's Swerve's gear

Aaaaaa he's got the robe

I just realized that Nigel's not on commentary. where is he

STOMPING BRYAN IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

HANGER

HE TAPPED?????

DANIELSON!!!!!!!

YUTA AND CLAUDIO BRINGING OVER THE KIDS

I LOVE YOU ALL

[comediakaidanovsky]

okay i still think about wembley all of the time, but like, they OBVIOUSLY had so many storylines set up that were hastily scrapped because of injury. hayter, saraya, pac, nigel vs bryan. they just keep fucking over their biggest events and culmination of storylines because they can't keep their roster safe, and they can't write long-running stories with pay-offs months away because with this track record they Know people will be injured by then. not to mention all of the workhorses that shoulder the belts for a week or two just to drop it to someone "important", needing to cover for everyone who's injured over and over. the way they'll give the belt to someone for a cheap pop not caring that it fucks up most ongoing storylines, and then resort to them dropping the belt immediately afterward. it's insane to me that they don't do more about it because at this point it's actively hurting business - why get invested in the set-up of a new story, why buy tickets to the biggest event of the year, when it'll fizzle out like the outcasts, the devil and literally everything else

[sheinthatfandom]

Sobbing I’m sobbing!!!

Nigel looked so great and I’m so fucking happy for him

All I could picture was how young they were the last time they faced off and how much older they are now

Fuck you christian!!!!!

Yay kippy steal the pin

Nooo Claudio pac leave Bryan alone please

Okay so mox is main event

Someone get Bryan into a safe dressing room I vote Nigel’s

[sithwitch13]

AEW Dynamite 9/25/24

Happy Grand Slam to us all

Someone on Twitter said it had been Adam Cole-proofed due to the lack of ramp

Also I got spoiled for at least one Collision match so Saturday should rule

OH MY GOD STARTING WTH NIGEL AND BRYAN I AM GONNA DIE

Please don't play with my emotions like this

YESSSSSSSSS

Nigel shit-talking Schiavone as Schiavone is like "this fuckin guy"

Holy shit?? Nigel???? On the turnbuckle???????

The "thank you" I'm crying

KIP YESSSSS

Lol Pac and Claudio like "you don't get ti do this" to Christian, I really do think they think they're doing this for Bryan's own good

Still crying. This is all hitting closer to home re: health and career than I'd thought it would.

I think I really unironically love the Undisputed Kingdom.

Can Samoa Joe and Shibata come back to hang out with Hook again? Or Danhausen? I think he works better with someone to work off of.

Aww hey, respect. No hard feelings over that call, I guess.

I figured they were retiring the FTW belt, there's not much going on with it storywise.

Oh god I JUST stopped crying and now Taz is emotional and there it goes again

YES MY FANCY GREMLINS VS HAPPY DOG BOYS

Please god don't make me cry during this match, I think I'm a little dehydrated now

HAIR PEARLS

69ing your brother, just normal Bucks things

Taz saying Kyle's hair is like baby's breath flowers, lol. Would have gone with dandelion fluff myself.

Aw dang it now I'm gonna picture Quentin from @seananmcguire 's October Daye series as Kyle Fletcher

THE PEARLS ARE GIVING THEM POWER

DON'T DO IT KYLE

YES

now United Empire destroy Don Callis

Awww Rocky is officially Glommed

Lol Renee and Orange just chilling quietly

Nana says "Swerve is working hard to recover" and I'm picturing him sitting by a pool relaxing

MVP?!?!?!

MANAGER FIGHT

Oh shit just remembered that the other guy at the clinic I went to today for my neck had a signed picture of Bobby Lashley on his wall.

YUKA VS MARIAH TIME

Good but I wish they got more time

WILLOW

MINA!!!!

MINA'S FACE!!!!!

Okay okay okay Mox vs Darby violence fest time

Love Marina coming out with Mox. She's so good, she just needs the right presentation and this is 1000% it.

Oh geez mouth blood already

The blood on the seat of Darby's shorts is giving me traumatic flashbacks to 1996

Just noticed the crown on Mox's pants

"YOU CAN'T KILL HIM!" well now he's gonna try even more, crowd

Wtf did Darby just spit ketchup and mustard

I don't think this particular angle was necessary, but that was a good match/attempted murder.

DANIELSON AND CLAUDIO AND PAC AAAA

QUEN AND ZAY AND KOMANDER

YUTA WHERE ARE YOU

YAY BRYAN SAID FUCK

Aaa BCC vs Private Party and Komander

Saturday aaaaaaa

[sithwitch13]

AEW 9/7/24

IT IS TIME

Ah dang I love orchestral versions of things

Daddy Magic so angry on behalf of his son

HELL YEAH DANNY

I thought Danny was wearing a wig for a second

Fuck that looked nasty

Danny's trying to kill MJF with his thighs

I really thought Danny was gonna spit into MJF'S mouth

NOOOOO

I'm gonna cry

Lol do it Danny

Fuck I hope this doesn't mean that he's leaving, I'm having anxiety

MY GREMLINS VS MY OTHER GREMLINS TIME

This is just a public cbt scene for the Bucks

Nigel wants to take Yuta and raise him as his own just to spite Bryan

YESSSS MY GREMLINS

Lol Matthew still dizzy.

Aww Yoots looks heartbroken

YOOO PAC VS OSPREAY TIME

Oooh RICOCHET watching backstage

Nigel is absolutely refusing to shut up about Danielson, I love him so much

Okay, I missed a bit because one of the cats threw up

This is beautiful and I am so worried for both of their long term spinal health

FUCK THAT TIGER DRIVER COUNTER FUCK

Me: how are they gonna keep this energy? Them: WILLOW VS KRIS STREET FIGHT TIME

Holy shit Kris looks so good

Lol Stokely getting ppv uppies

Holy shit Kris looks amazing

Can Kyle come support Willow please

LIGHT TUBES

SHE BIT KRIS

SPLIT ONTO FUCKING THUMBTACKS???

Oh shit breaking out the bondage gear

If All In is their Wrestlemania, then All Out is their Nick Gage Invitational

YES GIVE ME RICOCHET VS OSPREAY

Okay now it's time for my good boys vs my mean boys

"FUCK DON CALLIS!" "I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING."

I knew it was inevitable for Orange and Mark to fight but it still makes my heart hurt a little

Aww poor Orange took the pin. This will be sad for him but good for those of us who love angst

Now give me a long Takeshita/Okada feud

Mercedes vs Shida time!

Why does everyone look so good all the time

LOL Taz

Aww Shida's wearing her Ruta socks again

"Methusulah Jones over here."

Kamille here to protect her small boss

Goat vs goat time!

Lol this dramatic bitch

Chicago really was the perfect site for this particular match

FINAL COUNTDOWN

The gold scales aaa

Jack has my admiration for looking so unbothered. If even one person says they're mad at me I hide and cry.

Taz: MY BELT COUNTS, DAMMIT

Wrestling is like the only thing where if you take your hair out of a ponytail, it means you mean business

Oh no gremlin interference

CLAUDIO AND YOOTS TO THE RESCUE

JACK WENT FLYING AND I AM SCREAMING

Lol he loves the martyr thing doesn't he (as a former catholic I'm not complaining)

OH NO LUCHASAURUS?!

THEY ARE MAKING EXPRESSIONS AT EACH OTHER

CHRISTIAN

MOX

PAC

Mox I am begging you to not turn on the BCC I am begging

NOOOOO

YUTA IS STILL A GOOD BOY

They really are Bastard Combat Club now

Once I have time to process this, i WILL cry

OKAY EXTENDED MURDER TIME HAS COME

Oh fuck Hangman's at the heel tunnel

Nana has upgraded to a mug

Oh shit the white gear they are gonna bleed buckets

Last minute buff from Nana

I AM BOTH TERRIFIED AND HORNY FOR THIS

Oh shit staple gun

Oh noooooo

Lol oh shit no room for the Buckshot Lariat

Cinderblock oh fuck

BURNED HOUSE WOOD

HE IS TRYING TO STAKE SWERVE

SWERVE STAKED HANGMAN'S HEAD

Oh shit swerve is crying

FUCK

Oh fuck

Oh fuck now we getting sexy with Hangman and Swerve doing mouth stuff

WHAT

FUCK SHIT FUCK

Oh shit were those tears in Hangman's eyes

Fuuuuuuuuck

[sithwitch13]

AEW Collision 3/16/24

Happy 316 day y'all. I know that SCSA has never been in AEW but still, wrestle holiday.

Starting strong with Danielson vs Shibata

I love chain wrestling so much, but I feel bad that it feels hard to cheer sometimes live because you're just sitting there wide-eyed over these small movements.

If we get a Danielson vs Nigel match at All In this year, I wish that Danielson's gear is clam themed and Nigel's is like, steamer or hot sauce themed.

Wednesday night I dreamed that I was Mercedes Moné's tag partner but we were at a rodeo.

JULIA TIME

TRISH TIME

I love both of them and they're so fun to watch

STREET FIGHT?!?!?!

Oh damn now I want donar poutine

Danny just nuzzled Lee like a cat

Good to know Darby occasionally has a sense of self preservation

What if Pac just kept doing panting moans into the mic for like a full minute

Bryan's shoulder looks like it's made of bacon

Large!

Schiavone did you just imply that Archer and Claudio are fucking

THE RIGHTEOUS RUINING THE PARTY but also I want to see this trios match

Where's Stooo 😠

Yes Angelo don't get pride get in the way of love!

KYLE AND BRYAN KEITH TIME

Wake the fuck up Toronto

Oh dang they're lovebombing Kyle

Goths vs Vets!

I do like the Infantry, though, I'm glad they've been on a roll. But I love my large goths and their small goth.

BUDDY YOU DICK

YOOO INFANTRY!!!!!

Okay now wtf is in Cope's box

...oh SHIT Cope gonna do a murder

OH NO HE'S GONNA RIP CHRISTIAN'S DICK OFF WITH SPIKE

[sithwitch13]

AEW Collision 3/9/25

Lol @ no Kevin Kelly, bye bitch

Forever here for Nigel hating on Danielson

Ooh Moriarty, I see that look, what's going on in your head?

Revenge, that's what's going on lol

I know Bryan said he wants to work with Lee before, I'm very here for it

The silver dragon scales are giving renfair

Please give us a YouTube AEW Goes to the RenFair video

Nnngh this upcoming match, I am ravenous

BUSINESS GREMLINS AND THEIR LARGE FRIEND

RIP Jon Cruz

Eddie you need to bring friends

PAC

Auuuugh the psychosexual weirdness of Toni and Mariah is killing me

TRISH

Every single thing in the Toni/Mariah/Deonna story is so very horny

Nick Wayne, your facial hair...

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX

Noooo please leave Hook alone, he can be with a different veteran to either mentor him or beat the fuck out of him

Ugh FTR. They're good technically, but there's just no characterization there.

THE INFANTRY!!!

FUCK THE REVIVAL

Angelico's such a lanky guy

Big Goths vs funny little guys

OH SHIT

...I don't know if Karen Jarret joining the spooky girls club would be awful or the funniest thing ever

Yay Goths!