#fucking rot in hell ya bitchass

[oogaboogaspookyman]

[IT'S A ME]

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[1]

It's been decades since i have seen another mortal soul in front of me

My head had deteriorated alongside with the land, i feel like i died

*ya no wonder you look like a creep don't fuckin' touch Gf she's taken and doesn't accept absolute horrid creatures like you mfer*

[2]

Decades trapped inside this MOTHERFUCKING CONSOLE

Everything around me fell apart just like my brain, Super Mario is now no more

*dayum yeah that be rough but did i ask? Fucker?*

(I HAD DECAYED)

[3]

No turning back now, the damage is done

Let's see if you'd like it if i were to pull you apart too!

*yeah you a bitch fuck off go bother someone else, sonic.exe wannabe I AM GOD head ass bitchass dumbass stupid ass goofyass no bitches having ass*

[4]

I'm gonna have a lotta fun tearing you apart, inch by agonizing inch!

The both of you are gonna be my playthings 'till the very end!

*what did i fuckin' say. EXEs never change, it's all the same damn thing y'know, so cheesy it's even funny man shut up*

[5]

It's-a me, just Super Mario in the flesh!

This old plumber is gonna shove your innards inside a pipe, they'll never find your body before you rot!

*yeah yeah same ol' same ol' bs shut yo ass up you're annoying*

(you're gonna rot inside the pipes, and nobody will ever tell you're GONE)

[6]

It's been decades since i had seen another human being in my now godly presence

My humanity had become naught but a faint memory in the depths of my subconcious

Do you know the feeling of your soul watching your own body rotting and fading away, so powerless?

*don't fuckin' trauma dump on me you bitch fuck you, dipshit*

(ME, I HAVE DIED)

(YET, I CAN BREATHE)

[7]

Kill you

I'll kill you, rip you up into little pieces

Eat your remains, your innards, you're gonna die!

*🖕😐🖕* (AUTHOR'S NOTE: wHEEZE-)

[8]

Decades trapped inside this stupid fucking console, left to ROT

I WATCHED MY OWN BODY DIE WITH MY OWN EYES

*yeah that's definetly traumatic but did i fuckin' ask* (author's note: MAN FUCK OFF)

(YOU'RE GONNA DIE LIKE I HAVE BEFORE)

[9]

LET'S NOT WASTE ANY MORE TIME

I'M ABOUT TO RIP OUT YOUR SPINE

YOUR SOUL WILL BELONG TO ME

YOUR FLESH WILL BE ALL MINE TO EAT

NOW THE BOTH OF YOU WILL BE MY PLAYTHINGS

YOUR FATE WAS SET IN MOTION THE MOMENT YOU LAID YOUR EYES ON THE CARTRIDGE

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE HELL YOU'VE UNLEASHED UPON YOURSELF

*oh no the track just became even more of a banger oh nooo this means bad things are gonna happen whatever will i doooooo fuck you*

[10]

NOW, LET'S SET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT, PLAY OUR ONE THRILLING GAME

LET'S PLAY TAG, SEE IF YOU CAN OUTRUN MY KNIFE, LITTLE BLUEBALLS BOY

*okay- out of character here- i love how i'm so like "man shut yo bitchass up i don't want no killer Mario tryna ruin my day fuck you" meanwhile for some reason Bf is canonically afraid for his life and his Gf's safety like- YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE AND YOU SURVIVED BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT MY GUY oh wait good part incoming hol' up*

(GO ON)

(RUN OFF)

(TRY ME)

[11]

GO AHEAD AND TRY, RUN FROM ME AND DELAY THE INEVITABLE, SEE IF IT DOES YOU ANY GOOD, KEEP YOUR SOUL AWAY FROM ME

[12]

THE FLAMES OF MY HELLHOLE WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE BEFORE YOU EVEN SET FOOT IN YOUR MORTAL REALM

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE WRONG FORCES OUTSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL

NOW YOU WILL PAY

*OOOHHHH*

*oh yo this is actually awesome hold ON YO*

*YOOOOO*

(IT'S-A ME, JUST SUPER MARIO, ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS)

[WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN]

[JUST ME AND YOU]

[jashne-bahaaraa]

I'm going to fucking kill this guy

[tojikai]

I have returned!

I have just finished part IV of PM and all I have to say that I expected what we all were expecting and Kai did a great job of delivering it, I think everyone here agrees that this chapter was uGH.

Anyway :)

!WARNING! Lots of cussing by moi-

The fact that Rie finally noticed her mistake of running that shitty mouth of hers when Y/N woke up from her coma and saw her negative reaction, alongside Satoru's, was the highlight of my day BUT the one that made me screech, and I literally did screech, was when he (the Kakashi wannabe) finally told her that she did and said the shittiest thing to a person that just woke up from a temporary coma (was kinda hoping for a bigger argument but that will do, don't worry Kai *wink wink*) like... Bitch, what in the fuck? You don't fucking say that, you stupid ass hoe.

I'm still pissed at Rie and Gojou-

Look, I get it, you're jealous and that you're afraid that Satoru is forgetting about you but what did you expect? Did you expect that it'll be rainbow and unicorns? Hell nah you hoe! Your very existence and actions tore apart a healthy and wonderful relationship but let's not forget about Hoejou because that asshole is the one that decided to ruin it more but, luckily enough, he saw and FINALLY noticed that HE was the one that decided to breakup with Y/N just because of a stupid ass lame crush on someone that lasted for just a year, a fUCKING YEAR YOU HEAR ME GOJOU-

Ahem-

Those two deserve to fucking rot in hell, I swear to gOd

I'm just glad that Y/N has Suguru and Shoko to help her heal but I know that it'll be very hard since she gave that bitchass living painbrush her whole love, heart, care and soul dammit... It'll be hard but with the right people by her side, she'll make it through.

I was NOT expecting for Suguru to be a tattoo artist here but maybe I'm dumb and missed it in the previous chapters and I love the idea of him being one because it suits him, ya know?

And I don't want to make assumptions but... Suguru? Sweetheart?? You like Y/N??? Don't be shy now, just come clean 👀 well... Not right now because it's not the right time but jxndjdnxosmjdhd-

I'm not done talking about the bitch here-

Rie, you bitch, did you really just call Y/N an attention whore??? I mean... WTF? I get that you're shocked and everything but you don't have the fucking rights to say that even if you're being reprimanded by Gojou due to what you just fucking said in the hospital! The poor soul was hurting herself because 5 years, lemme repeat that for your slow ass brain- 5 FUCKING YEARS OF RELATIONSHIP WAS THROWN AWAY JUST BECAUSE OF YOU AND GOJOU'S CHEATING ASS and you say that she's an attention whore?! You fucking saw Y/N with your own fucking eyes! She's kind, caring and a gentle person! Why in the fuck would she be an attention whore?! You're the attention whore here! Can't you see that you're only making it worse for everyone? Hope that Gojou fucking drops your ass so that you fucking feel how Y/N felt (even though you're already feeling it).

I'm just glad that Hoejou fucking cheating Satoru reprimanded her but it wasn't enough lmao but I hope that guilt eats your fucking ass every day, night, week, months and years, you fucking bastard-

I hope that Y/N starts with her journey through healing because she doesn't deserve any of this nor anyone that was in her shoes (I'm looking at y'all readers out there, you all deserve all the love in the fucking universe, got it?)

But I also hope that I don't offend anyone with this ask because... Look at my ask-

It's that I just never liked the idea of people cheating and/or throwing away a healthy relationship for a fucking one night stand or because, much like in Satoru's situation, you meet that person again that you have had a crush on after a long time. So I hope and wish everyone that has been in a long relationship or just got together have a long lasting, healthy and lovely one.

Well, guess I'm done with the ask :)

Thank you again for this wonderful chapter, Kai, we hope to hear again from you AND that you're taking good care of yourself

Now time for me to disappear!

With love and care,

RJay

seeing how satoru treats yn probably sent rie's mind into a red alert mode😭 sirens probably went off in there. but what yn went through was no joke, it probably felt like she was literally thrown away by satoru. she needs a lot of healing to do :(( physically, emotionally and mentally. let's hope that she gets there. and omg the last part that's so sweet and correct !! you guys deserve all the love in the universe 🥺♥️ thank you so much for this, rjay. your comments are always entertaining to read !! please take care as well and i hope that you're doing great <33