#fugoposting in character

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

I fucking hate the crossword. If you like the crossword fuck you. Crossword fans do not understand the actual fun behind solving a puzzle. Try sudoku then we can talk.

[astroreoreoreoreoreoreoreo]

I always have so many nonsense ideas for aus. Here's a particularly stupid one.

^ this but fugio. Giorno is a fictional character and fugo is a lonely grooming victim (basically his professor was slicker with it and fugo is stuck with him) and so fugo makes up a self insert that is him except it's with his anime backstory where he killed the guy grooming him because hell yeah, and the plot of p5 is just his fanfic of his fictional crush and him. The reason fugo leaves the gang is because they put him on meds and he loses his hyperfixation and never finishes the story

This is the most ridiculous thing. I just thought of it on the spot and will never use it.

Feel free to take the idea . Put whatever ship you want on it idc

[sheila--e]

it's insane just how many people would enjoy Sheilaposting but they're too misogynistic to care about Sheila E... like they're shaping characters like Mista or Josuke or whatever into contorted caricatures far removed from the source material just to imitate the kind of life Sheila E is leading... it's sad really.

[inquirepannacottafugo]

ooc

hello fugonation, fugoposters, hello.

uh, if you send me an outfit in asks (WITHIN REASON) I'll draw fugo in it, not limited to masculine clothes, ill draw him in any outfit sent (WITHIN REASONN!!!! Don't be weird)

EDIT: I'm leaving this EXTREMELY broad! You could send in like a character from a show, (e.g. another Jojo character, anime character, mlp equestria girl, e.t.c...) Anime figures, (Miku figures, e.t.c) anyways you get what I mean, I don't even have to know the character and I'll draw fugo in their outfit vro

thank you fugonation 🍓‼️

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

I reread Frankenstein recently, and every time I do, I relate more to Viktor Frankenstein. This doesn't bode well.

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

I watched Superbad (2007) with Mista and I have decided to take a page out of Fogell's book and change my name to a mononym. McLovin is a stupid name, though. Obviously. But so is Pannacotta, and I'm tired of seeing it on legal documents and the like.

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

Mood.

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

I've been trying to bond more with (see: tolerate) Purple Haze, except it's a fucking bastard and can't even talk and I'm at my wit's fucking end- Anyway, I've been having mixed results, so, I'm thinking about trying to use operant conditioning to reinforce good behavior, like with a dog. Or an annoying toddler.

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

Narancia is a good five plus years away from calculus so I have resorted to taking derivatives for fun.

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

Small update on this post:

It is difficult to manipulate your own soul. I think it knows to an extent what I'm trying to do, so I might try to implement reverse psychology or something similar.

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

Join the mafia, he said. It would be fun, he said.

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

I would go back to school if I could get my criminal record wiped.

[astroreoreoreoreoreoreoreo]

Badly explaining every FGA chapter (because I feel like it)

spoilers obviously (i sure hope this cut works for once)

chapter 1: giorno tries to confess his love to a moron for the fifth time. the moron doesn't notice. sheila beats up the moron but also explains nothing to him. this will continue indefinitely

chapter 2: the joestars appear for five seconds to set up the inevitable vampire giorno reveal. the moron main character is unaware of that. he gets mad at giorno for staring at him so giorno trauma dumps at him. also the moron (who is smart now) and mista go to napoli to beat up a little girl (tbf they didn't know she would be a little girl) but instead they get beat up. or the moron does anyway mista is fine

chapter 3: the moron has a scary backstory. mista and the moron beat up a little girl and then they torture her for info (who are the good guys again?) oh also out of nowhere the moron feels parental urges towards the little girl.

chapter 4: team giorno captures some dumbass guy. also the moron has more lore now. also trish. also sheila and the moron kiss (bad). also that dumbass guy is there (they forgot to not underestimate him)

chapter 5: the moron gets beat up by some dumbass guy. Giorno Ex Machina

chapter 6: giorno beats up the dumbass guy super epically. his name is culto btw

chapter 7: they let culto stay for whatever reason. he annoys the moron so hard that he reminisces about his dead boyfriend. and then there's a random reference to the fact that fugo has been dead this entire time so that the readers don't forget even though they definitely did. and a new enemy stand user is set up. also the moron talks to giorno again and giorno hits on him again and he doesn't fucking notice AGAIN

chapter 8: trish comes home and she and sheila kiss (technically). also more moron lore.

chapter 9: MORE MORON LORE in the form of a dream sequence. again. also giorno talks to him AGAIN and they flirt AGAIN but the moron catches on this time. (to his own feelings. not to giorno's.) he's so close to getting to be called by name- and then that fucking moron psyches himself out of Figuring It Out by being like "giorno is just such a nice guy... sigh... i wish he liked me...". if you don't want to kill him yet i am impressed with your patience

chapter 10: mista gets kidnapped/abducted by a sexy trans man that is continually referred to as she/her but we all know the truth. she ties him up. it's implied they know each other but unless you really read between the lines it won't be confirmed until Chapter 26 (goddamn)

chapter 11: trisheila again. also culto immediately clocks the moron's gay ass and tries to tell him that giorno likes him and the moron calls him stupid and then culto says that he finds bosses hot (hmmm)

chapter 12: trish flirts with the sexy trans man and then bullies the moron for being gay. a random girl tries to kill them with her mind. also some guy tries to give the moron flowers and he somehow doesn't realize it is The Guy That Has Been Trying To Give Him Flowers The Entire Story. also bruno. also oh noes Mista is missing :(

chapter 13: trisheila again again. the next enemy is dropped. sheila beats up the sexy trans man. (problematic :/)

chapter 14: the moron's dad calls him slurs and the moron tries to kill him. he and trish talk about trauma or something

chapter 15: the moron forgets about stranger danger. trish thinks about her trauma and then Real Fugo bullies her. and then a stinky incel nu metal listener bullies her and then kidnaps/abducts the moron and trish. also that little girl from the beginning is gonna MVP this fight apparently

chapter 16: sheila is still beating up that sexy trans man. (problematic -_-) Definitely Real, Legit Giorno is there too but he instantly gets wrecked by the sexy trans man. also mista shows up. also OH FUCK ANTS ANTS ANTS AAAAAGH

chapter 17: the sexy trans man and ANTS argue while mista and Giorno (REAL) (THIS ONE) stand around. giorno ex machina part 2. sexy trans man tries to cancel him and he pulls out receipts. mista flirts with the sexy trans man and she likes it

chapter 18: while you were watching a sexy trans man beat the fuck out of the main characters, the moron has been getting his ass kicked by a nu metal fan.

chapter 19: murolo is there.

chapter 20: the nu metal fan gets his ass kicked by a Catholic

chapter 21: why is diavolo back. what fucking sense does that make. anyway trish doesn't tell anyone that diavolo may or may not be back. also trisheila again (whose fucking gay adventure is this anyway??)

chapter 22: THE ENNNNND

chapter 23: the nu metal fan is actually TRAUMATIZED!!!1!1!!1!!one!!1!

chapter 24: giorno and trish are actually exes (it's complicated) also giorno has been a fucking vampire the entire time and the only one who knows is his ex-girlfriend and probably polnareff and the SPW

chapter 25: the sexy trans man does not want dolla dolla bills even though that's her entire character motivation. also ANTS and the little girl are lesbians now? idk this is what happens when a girliker writes a gay adventure

chapter 26: what if your found family was actually evil and abusive. what then. what if it consisted of a queer-coded Disney villain, his 50s housewife (Mommy's Little Helper included), a sadboy incel nu metal fan who would unironically post about his dream woman being aborted by her mom and that's why no women like him, an autistic guy, [redacted], a sexy trans man (traumatized, like they all are), a catholic girl that everyone hates, and a groomer that everyone also hates. oh and giorno is there

chapter 27: moron lore again. ANTS beats him up for sleeping. oh noes the sexy trans man is missing :(

chapter 28: the moron thinks about how much cuter he'd be as a girl. like normal men do. also he relates to the little catholic girl. also he almost crashes the car and fucking dies tweaking off a bad sleep schedule. and still manages to have a "are we about to kiss rn" moment with giorno later. uh oh though... the main ship have started disagreeing... uh oh.....

chapter 29: fugo (aka the moron) manages to get retraumatized all by himself! so skilled :3 anyway guess who finds out giorno is a vampire the hard way.

chapter 30: Giorno tries to make sure moron won't freak out by hovering ominously over him in a dark unfamiliar room. It did not work. Anyway the moron doesn't know what to do with the new lore he has now. MORE MORON LORE in the form of a scary ass dream sequence AGAIN! moron reads a book for once 🙄

chapter 31: moron is mean to giorno. throw rocks at him now. Careless Whisper mini-arc concludes . (By that I mean, the arc that reminds me of the song Careless Whisper. I want you to imagine giorno leaving the library and just laying on his bed and blasting careless whisper. To the heart and mind. Ignorance is kind. There's no comfort in the truth. Pain is allllll you'll fiiiiind.)

will add as chapters update.

[astroreoreoreoreoreoreoreo]

I love my gf

oh for some visuals of what Tortured! fugo looks like (sorry he's almost naked, normal purple haze doesn't have a cape yet so I couldn't cover him up any more) (ik it looks janky it's old forgive me)

Have I ever complained about how weird it is that fugo survived the part on here ? I have a lot of feelings about it please ask if you're interested

[ask-pannacotta-fugo]

Introduction:

Hello, I'm Fugo. Feel free to ask me questions, but do know that the phrase "there are no stupid questions" is an expression. There are stupid questions, and my patience is limited. - (Hello! I'm the mod for this blog- You can call me Quiz! I also have an art blog @quizcastle if you like any of the silly doodles that wind up on here. The parentheses, like this paragraph, are how I'm going to indicate being ooc- usually in the tags of posts. Despite what he says, you can ask Fugo anything.)

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