#fulguma

[mappippi]

no hcs or ffs for today btw, have this meme

[lokislytherin]

noctyx family

ike: why don't you guys introduce yourselves?

fulgur: i'm fulgur, this is my boyfriend uki, this is uki's boyfriend sonny, this is sonny's boyfriend / otouto alban, and this is our family baby yugo

fulgur: don't ask about it

ike: wasn't going to

[heckapede]

I rewatched Monty Python and the Holy Grail today after someone pointed out this dynamic

[conmastor]

Man I love Euphoria :^)

[waley]

[lokislytherin]

putting the leg in legatus

legatus: making my way downtown, walking fast

uki: lele-chan~ come back~

legatus: walking faster

uki: i said COME BACK

legatus: I WAS BUILT FOR BATTLE NOT WHATEVER THIS IS

uki: LET ME MAKE YOU PART OF MY HAREM

uki: OR I'M GOING TO LOSE IT

legatus: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, SPRINTING AS FAST AS I CAN

[lokislytherin]

hit and run

shu, teaching vox how to drive: ok if you see ike and fulgur crossing the road together, what do you hit?

vox: fungus, obviously, why do you even have to ask? i would never hit ike! how could you even suggest such a thing?

shu: EYO VOX NO YOU HIT THE BRAKES

vox: damn! you foiled my attempt to get rid of the borg

[lokislytherin]

family feud

vox: this cyborg is my brother? impossible he must be adopted

fulgur: i've never seen this pathetic demon in my life.

vox, foaming at the mouth: shut that rude-ass mouth of yours or i'll make you

fulgur: oh yeah? how're you going to do that?

vox: *switches off the wifi* take that you oversized bot

[lokislytherin]

worcestershire

yugo: what are the hardest words for you guys to say?

alban: 'sorry i stole your stuff'

uki: 'i forgive you'

fulgur: 'vox is cool' to his face

sonny: worlkjsadflkj? worsdlkejilshre? wor cess ter shyer? i don't know how to say it

[lokislytherin]

noctyx as captioned shirts

yugo: if lost return to fulgur ovid

fulgur, avoiding his responsibilities as a 'parent': i am legatus. fulgur ovid is reading danmei

sonny: looking for otouto

alban: ONIICHAN OVER HERE I'M OTOUTO

uki: move i'm gay

[lokislytherin]

perfect execution

someone: execute me

someone: oops, i meant excuse me

sonny, putting his gun away: aw, i wanted to kill

fulgur: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING A MURDER HOBO.

[lokislytherin]

pre-debut

fulgur: people say never poke a sleeping bear.

fulgur, about to start a twitter catfight for shits and giggles: they never said anything about demons

[lokislytherin]

runner's waist

fulgur: fox mommies are the WORST people in the world. they roast me to this day. when i'm on discord at like 11pm and nina's there too i tend to avoid her because she'll make fun of you in an ACCURATE WAY.

fulgur: she says in the vc look at that high waisted cyborg! he got a runner's waist! and i'm like NO THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

[lokislytherin]

GET HELP

lam bros are chaotic, man

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxUWVAZUa42zdGgKiTf-gFlbDDlCU7FcMz

clipped this from the stream and i am FREAKING OUT

[lokislytherin]

cravings

fulgur, at a drive through: what do we want for lunch?

yugo and alban: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

sonny: THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS!

uki: i want them to shut up or i'm going to Lose It

fulgur: ... three happy meals for the children, please

[lokislytherin]

Losing It

uki: nobody say a word or i'm gonna Lose It

alban: it's a mEntAL bREAKDOWN

alban: *off key kazoo to the tune of 'final countdown'*

fulgur: *wipes tear* uki's the best... at losing it

uki: 𝒾 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓁𝓁