#incorrect luxiem

[orpheus-salem]

Mysta: Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Ike: You're a hazard to society.

Vox: And a coward. Do twenty.

[incorrectluxiem]

Ike: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Vox: 'Prettiest Smile'

Shu: 'Nicest Personality'

Mysta: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Luca: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[nostalgic-muffins]

luca: I LOVE CRAB! I LOVE CRAB! I LOOOOVE CRAB!!

shu: guys i think he likes crab

ike: no, he obviously likes lobster

mysta: he strikes me as more of a shrimp type of guy.

[polifi]

Luca: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Shu: Um... Pog.

*later*

Shu, lying face down on his bed: I said "Pog," Ike. Who the fuck says pog these days? It's not pog to say pog but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Ike reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Shu. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Vox confessed his love for me?

Shu: Didn't you thank him?

Ike: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

(Scenario: Luxiem is about to debut)

Ike: Are you ready to do this?

Ike: Are you ready to make a damn fool of yourself?

Luca: I'm always ready to make a damn fool of myself.

[nijisanji-brain-rot-fics]

luxiem x reader || as fathers

a/n : YALL LIKE MY LUXIEM HCS MORE THAN MY OTHER ONES SO HERE U GO LMAO 😭 ill feed u guys some more luxiem content before mysta graduates [sobs louder]

SHU YAMINO

TYPICAL ASIAN DAD

but minus the yelling and stuff

hes just pretty damn strict but like he loves you all the same

if you get an A+ in maths, GOOD JOB, HE'LL TREAT YOU TO ICE CREAM [and maybe a magic show WWWW]

if you get a D-, he'll probably say something along the lines of : " try harder kiddo! you can get a higher mark next time! do you want me to help you study? "

he will definitely show up at all of your events and stuff like that to cheer you on

b a n a n a

omg he would accidentally get banned from ur school games bc he keeps helping you with his witchcraft stuff

LUCA KANESHIRO

OMG HES THE DAD THAT ALL YOUR CLASSMATES LOVE

hes the type to bring like the BEST FOOD during those potlucks ur school has

will panic if you bring math homework to him for help AJSHD

if he cant go to ur school events, HE WILL SO FIND A WAY TO GO, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST FOR A MOMENT

ur little sibling would deadass be a dog.

like no shit, this man would want a dog

and that dog is ur sibling

he and his mafia men would be the ones to raise you [FUCKING BONUS POINTS IF ONE OF HIS MEN IS A WOMAN AND SHE IS UR MOTHER FIGURE]

" oh, don't worry kid, you'll get it next time!! if you're ever feeling down, just know your dad thinks that you're pog! "

you dont know how to tell him that saying pog as a [however old he is] man is a little cringe, but you love him for it (IN A FAMILIAL WAY)

IKE EVELAND

a very chill dad when it comes to homework and grades

unless it was english

if you get a low score in english

THIS MANS IS RUTHLESS. HE WILL GET YOU TO READ. A LOT.

but if you get tired of it, he'll let it go

i feel like he'd be the parent who IS your teacher at school

oh boy, you should dread first day if he's your english teacher

" class, i'd like you all to know, im only fucking one of your mothers. " [all jokes LMAO he wouldnt embarrass you like that..... or would he?]

if you get a low score in any subjects or like if you flunk a test, he'll hug you and say:

" don't cry, you've made me proud already. i love you kiddo, and none of those test marks will change that. just tell me if you ever need help okay? i'm always happy to help you with those. "

MYSTA RIAS

BRO OMG HES THAT ONE DAD WITH INSANE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE

SOMEHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER??

the most laidback out of all the luxiem guys about homework

doesn't mind if you flunk it, as long as you did your hardest, it's a pass in his book

he cant physically help you with homework

its a british debuff /j

like he would stare at the pythagorean theorem and go 'uhm....'

HE WOULD HELP YOU WITH ALL YOUR FASHION DILEMMAS

there to listen to all the GODDAMN TEA!! like how dare jessica cheat on james like that with ryan??

dude is like the communal dad if any of ur friends dont have a father figure, he'll be there for them too

" oh you flunked your math test? it's alright!! you'll get it next time. they give you too much tests nowadays you guys are all probably burnt out... how about we watch a movie? your mind needs to destress. "

VOX AKUMA

SHAWTY HAS FLIRTED WITH YOUR TEACHERS MORE THAN ONCE

LIKE YOU GOTTA STOP HIM, HIS RIZZ IS TOO MUCH

also that one dad for some reason everyone likes

hes like pretty strict, but its because he wants the best for you

WOULD GET BANNED FROM TRYING TO GO TO UR SCHOOL GAMES BC HE GETS SO PISSED LMAO

" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THEY GET A FOUL?? THEY DIDNT EVEN HIT THE OTHER KID??? "

hes the demon you and ur friends would try to summon at sleepovers

" kid, please, i love you and all, but dad needs to fucking rest. please stop summoning me. "

AND YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SCREAM WWWW

anyways, hes pretty damn smart so hes gotchu covered when it comes to homework help

unless it was history.

history pisses the fuck out of this ancient man.

he will rant about how incorrect the history books are and you'll get nowhere with homework

" oh, darling, it's alright. i'm not disappointed in you and i won't be when it comes to homework. i get it, sometimes it's hard and you don't understand it, but that's when you ask for help, alright? i won't ever shame you for asking me for help. "

a/n : i hope yall r fed this took me 30 minutes to shit out and clean up also i think its obvious whos my favourite in luxiem LMAOO

[lokislytherin]

I posted 787 times in 2022

124 posts created (16%)

663 posts reblogged (84%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@aikotters

@kiyokospeaks

@lokislytherin

@dimobserver

I tagged 451 of my posts in 2022

Only 43% of my posts had no tags

#noctyx - 67 posts

#luxiem - 65 posts

#sonny brisko - 51 posts

#vox akuma - 49 posts

#fulgur ovid - 44 posts

#incorrect luxiem - 38 posts

#incorrect noctyx - 34 posts

#uki violeta - 28 posts

#funnybrisko - 28 posts

#akumamatata - 27 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#when i first got into luxiem i was like ‘damn how am i gonna have time to watch vox streams and shu streams and do homework with timesones’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

when vox is Down Bad

ike: vox is NOT in love with me.

shu: i wouldn't be so sure about that lol

shu: what do bees make?

ike: honey?

vox, crashing through the fourth wall: YES, DEAREST? ARE YOU FINALLY AGREEING TO MARRY ME?

ike: ... this doesn't mean anything.

243 notes - Posted February 6, 2022

#4

why don't you seiso

luca: what does bdsm mean?

vox: it means b-

ike: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING, PRAISE THE LORD HALLELUJAH. VOX AND MYSTA ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.

luca, fluent himbo speaker: pog!

253 notes - Posted February 4, 2022

#3

babygirl

yugo: why does vox call you babygirl?

ike's brain: play dumb!

ike: who's vox?

ike's brain: not that dumb!

vox, in tears: i've proposed to you three times

259 notes - Posted March 5, 2022

#2

hit and run

shu, teaching vox how to drive: ok if you see ike and fulgur crossing the road together, what do you hit?

vox: fungus, obviously, why do you even have to ask? i would never hit ike! how could you even suggest such a thing?

shu: EYO VOX NO YOU HIT THE BRAKES

vox: damn! you foiled my attempt to get rid of the borg

310 notes - Posted February 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

noctyx family

ike: why don't you guys introduce yourselves?

fulgur: i'm fulgur, this is my boyfriend uki, this is uki's boyfriend sonny, this is sonny's boyfriend / otouto alban, and this is our family baby yugo

fulgur: don't ask about it

ike: wasn't going to

378 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

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[waley]

Ike: Anyone d- Vox: Depressed? Shu: Drained? Mysta: Dumb? Luca: Disliked? Ike: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

[mystaworshipper]

Luca: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Mysta: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Shu: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Ike: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Vox: My moral code, is that you?

Luca: ...

Luca: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

[incorrectholostars]

Izuru, looking at Ike: I got a brother, huh...

Ollie, pointing at Vox: I GOT A LITTLE BROTHER TOO LET'S GOOOOO.

Oga, flexing Mysta and Shu: well I HAVE TWO

Nina: You fools, they are all my sons.

[orpheus-salem]

Ike: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Suggestions?

Mysta: Put spaghetti in it.

Ike: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Vox: Put spaghetti in it.

Ike: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Shu: Put spaghetti in it.

Ike: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[incorrectluxiem]

Ike: *clicks pen*

Shu: *clicks pen in response*

Mysta: Stop that.

Ike: Stop what?

Mysta: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Ike: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Shu, to Vox: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

[nostalgic-muffins]

*luxiem went to mcdonalds*

ike: hey mysta... what are you doing....

mysta: they messed up shu's order so im going to release a rat in the kitchen.

[polifi]

Vox: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Mysta: Awww, no, you haven't!

Vox: So why do you keep cooking?

[swearingintengwar]

Luca: Pretty muggy today, huh?

Ike: Luca, if you put all the mugs on the lawn again, I'm kicking you out of Luxiem.

Luca: (sips tea from a bowl)

[samuraiace]

Attack on Twitter: Episode 1 "Eren's Lesson"

Decided to make this on a whim lol

And yes, I did base this off of Mysta's infamous tweet

(I meant 854 there 😭 how did I not notice???)