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Star Trek: Section 31

Released: January 2025 Director: Olatunde Osunsanmi Rated PG-13 Run Time: 95 Minutes Distributor: Paramount Plus Genre: Science Fiction/Action Cast:Michelle Yeoh: Phillipa GeorgiouOmari Hardwick: Alok SaharSam Richardson: QuasiRobert Kazinsky: ZephKacey Rohl: Rachel GarrettSven Ruygrok: FuzzJames Hiroyuki Liao: San Growing up, I was a huge fan of both Star Wars and Star Trek. With Star…

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My Top Ten Favorites

@rhavewellyarnbag tagged me to list my ten favorite characters, so, Harvey, here I go!

Terror: Evabidy. All of them. I want to help them all with their homework and make them aprons when we get in the kitchen to make tahini. For instance, I love the molten sex imp Hickey, the big-assed angel Irving, the ox-eyed giant dimwit Sir John, the hey-bud-my-voice-is-a-clavier Hodgson, our divine environmental guardian Crozier with the cookie head, alls alls of them, but it is true that I love James Fuzzjames the moistest, with his transparent desires and the way he turns to Frankie who finds him in his Juliet dress and says, “but, Fuzz, I never . . . “, “Oh, don’t stop, Frankiest, don’t stop . . . “ etc.

Star Trek: TNG: “Jean-Luc Picard/Hit Me Hard/Left Me Scarred” Surely by now even the embryos understand the appeal of that guy. Remember the “Yesterday’s Enterprise” ep where they go through a temporal rift where they're twenty years in the past and the Klingons are mopping the floor with the Federation and it's kind of an AU and everybody's nerves are on edge, and it's really sexy, and Jean-Luc has to snarl at Riker for being such a big freelance pussy, and barkeep Guinan is acting battle strategist! But the greatest moment is one which repudiates all the ST: TOS crabapples who say that Jean-Luc is a social worker and a big femme and a girlycow that goes moomoo. At an analogous climactic moment when Shatner just kind of weaves around whining, "Those Klingon bastards killed my son", My Man leaps off the bridge like Nijinsky, says to the Klingons who want him to surrender, "That will be the day, cocksuckers!" and proceeds to machine-gun his way back to "real" time. Breath breathe breathe.

Star Trek: DS9: Miles O’Brien. I love him. I love his singing, his fooling around with Julian, his costumes on the holodeck. And I love how he always rolls his sleeves up, forever reminding me of my favorite painting, Vermeer’s “The Milkmaid.” (Even his Playmate Action Figure – which I ran out and bought at Toy’R’Us on the night of January 4,1993, yes, even his Playmate Action has ROLLED-UP-SLEEVES!)

Okay, on the wayback machine - Wild Wild West: Ross Martin (the pure embodiment of jolie-laide) as Artemus Gordon. This late Sixties series was only the slashiest thing ever on network television. Jim West and Artemus Gordon lived on a railway train made for two where they solved crimes as secret service men. Insanely provocative double-entendres every three minutes, like clockwork. And it was s/m-est as hell, too! I mean, I know there was that stupid movie with the three actors I hate the most in the world!!!!, but I think the real Wild Wild West deserves a second chance with characters truer to the originals.

More wayback machine to the early Sixties: Bonanza: Adam Cartwright! You know, you enfants terrible of today who studied history under Billy Joel probably think oh, the Sixties, they began in blabla when blablablabla, but it was Adam Cartwright, dressed all in black, who up and left his horrible prosperous oppressive corporation family and all their money to go out and start the Sixties. He was the first mainstream alienated rebel beamed into American homes weekly.

Schitt’s Creek: David, what else can you expect of me?

U-Deux: L’edge. In the drag photos of 1992, he has such a purty mouth.

Rome: James Purefoy. Lotta hotties in Rome, but James Purefoy just embodied IT. Loved him in his Maybelline eyeshade.

Mammals: ring tailed lemurs. Must you ask why?

And my favorite Tumbleristo: surprise! Rhavewellyarnbag! I will worship him mostly in private; however, what you read when you are on solid ground, Rhavewellyarnbag is what you read when you’re a mer-person, no breathing, eyes stinging, gotta finish reading before you are absorbed by the blood-flavored sea. Inexplicably beautiful.

I don’t think I know ten people, but I would like to tag, if they’d like to do this, and reveal their ten favorite characters: @lenetaylor, @wildcard47, @divorcedmilfaddict, @ciegi, @teacat12, @claudiahantschel, @thefearedfish, @clovepinks, and @shark-from-the-park

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Absolutely love this drone fuzz sound John has got going on. Very engaging and hypnotic. If you don’t follow do so as he posts some cool shit. . . . Posted @withrepost • @thefrontroomfuzzlounge Quick video using my old Jag for a change,I’m running a big box RAT into the Zoom ms-70cdr with a 5 delay setup and finally into the @redpandalab Context Reverb,expect maximum washed out distortion,enjoy!!!!! . . . . #fuzzjam#fenderjaguar #bigboxrat #zoommscdr70 #redpandacontext#matamp#knowyourtone#tonetalk#geartalk#gearporn#ilovefuzz #fuzzaddict #fuzzjunkie #igersscotland #igersedinburgh #shoegaze#sonichorizon #heavyfuzz https://www.instagram.com/p/B0B7uIIngtP/?igshid=1b70gvefq7l0x