#ganondorf’s fav foods is something i’m gonna be thinkin about for a while

[kagoutiss]

What kind of food would your ganondorf like? Like is he a sweet tooth? A pickles girl? I’m cooking in TOTK and also full of ganondorf brain rot

a pickles girl….. 😭😭😭💕 hmmm maybe this is a bit boring or too specific, but i do have a hc that he really likes apples/apple-related things? and i also think he’s a wine mom as i’ve said before (he would also probably really like cider too…applewine……). i think sometimes if sheik has to ask him for something/put him in a good mood for whatever reason, she will literally bring him like a bag of apples and/or some wine, and that basically always makes him friendlier, and he always accepts food & drink because his triforce makes it so that he’s almost always hungry & thirsty (because it gives him this frighteningly fast metabolism because his wounds can heal in minutes/seconds and he has unnatural amounts of strength so he has this bottomless appetite, anyway). so sheik will follow that up by asking for information or some kind of favor while he’s just crunching thru whole apples in 2-3 bites and usually he’s like ‘yeah sure that’s fine. fine by me’

and i like the idea that apples are one of his fav foods in general because 1) they’re a really common fruit in hyrule (that he also saw as kind of a luxury in his youth), and 2) before he came to power and was running himself ragged serving the king of hyrule + trying to bring things home to gerudo valley + trying to get the spiritual stones + hardly eating, he would usually be able to snack on wild apples here & there when he was really really hungry (often sharing them with his horse ❤️). even if the apples on the lower branches of the trees were picked clean, he’s the biggest person ever, so he could still always reach the best apples on the higher branches :-) and I do think the thought of apples probably would have made him feel a little sick for a while after subsisting off of them for so long, but i think he’d start craving them again really badly after getting the triforce of power and his appetite goes thru the roof

aside from that, i also think he could put together a LEGENDARY charcuterie board??? like i think ganondorf could make a charcuterie board so pretentious and expensive and gorgeous and varied-yet-cohesive that it would knock anybody’s fucking socks off