#garf grabs otto by the shoulders and shakes him violently and goes DONT BE INSANE IN FRONT OF MY SISTER PLEASE

[suffarustuffaru]

ok but fredotto is sweet and all but have you considered the comedic potential. like ottos gonna be nice to her and all but like not only is his luck gonna leave him half dead in a ditch every day, its gonna transfer over to fred. like shes gonna end up broke someday i swear. and then ottos over here getting mysteriously injured (brawled with subaru again), making unhinged rants on the daily (got pissed off over either a minor inconvenience or a Major (in his head) inconvenience), and he keeps trying to spy on roswaal and clind to varying degrees of success while freds poor brother garf is left with the despair that not only is HIS older brother figure insane but also hes now dating garfs sister. fredotto will go out for their first date and itll start raining for no reason and otto will break every bone in his body after tripping over a puddle. fred looks away for one second and ottos starting a fight with clind (also totally not to get revenge for fred). subaru ram petra and garf all tell fred that she can do better than otto. fred meets ottos family and theyre all like “yeah good luck lol”. someone looks at fred funny once bc of her demihuman traits and otto proceeds to get rid of that person behind freds back. she contemplates all her life decisions when she sees otto once again punching the shit out of subaru. garf consolingly pats her on the back. otto returns from a business trip one day and gifts her a stunning bouquet of flowers but he is literally covered in blood bc he got into another accident (or…. “accident”…). unbeknownst to her he is also trying to figure out if cat flirting tactics work on cat demihumans (or if thats actually like super offensive). he is blushing hardcore the moment he sees her fighting for the first time. this is because he wants to get stepped on— *gets shot*