#garyl

[theinkventurezone]

Justin: A bolt of light erupts from the Umbra staff and underneath… of… Merle… appears… a phantom steed.

Clint: [neighs like a horse]

Griffin: Wh-wh-what the fuck?!

Travis: Woah!

Griffin: WHAT?!

[anistarrose]

I have this very minor but dearly headcanon that in Taako's childhood, Garyl was initially his stuffed animal/wisecracking imaginary friend who he blamed all his troublemaking mischief on, like Calvin and Hobbes style. except years later, Taako learned Phantom Steed and immediately proceed to make Garyl real (and just as willing as ever to cause problems on purpose)

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

idk if y'all already knew this but our beautiful boy is on sale in our merch store rn, he's usually $50 and he's currently $24.95. There's also a bundle option where you get Garyl and a copy of the Petals to the Metal graphic novel for $34.95

[mcelquotes]

A bolt of light erupts from the Umbra Staff, and underneath of Merle appears... a Phantom Steed.

[...]

His name is Garyl.

Justin McElroy

[lithiumseven]

Hurley pulls over the Birds riding Garyl

Hurley: You guys know putting six people on a magical binacorn is illegal right? No matter how cool he is? *pets Garyl* Hey buddy

Garyl: Hey man

Taako, rolling his eyes: Everything is fine! And besides, I don't think you of all people get to lecture us on traffic violations

Magnus: Yeah, speed demon, tell us how's you and your wife's new battle wagon coming along?

Taako: Exactly! I bet you've put- hold on-did you say six?

*Everyone looks backwards*

Lup, under her breath: One, two, three-Merle!

Garyl: Oh shit yo, the dwarf fell off

[readordiebyemilyt]

It’s always a good time to draw Garyl! 🦄

[eclecticclay]

Today’s Repostober is the resplendent and majestic Garyl, a binicorn from The Adventure Zone!

Based on art by Carey Pietsch

[samcat18]

"What's garyl's ac?"

"Infinite"

"This can't be!! We need to hash out some numbers vis-a-vis garyl..."

[inkbotkowalski]

OMG - I'm re-listening to Adventure Zone: Balance, and I've just hit the first appearance of GARYL

I'd completely forgotten about Garyl!!! It's so funny!!! The advent of Justin doing an NPC voice, too

[spaceacesoaps]

Garyl is back in stock with a new and improved recipe!

[gejnialnie]

WE'VE GOT CHUCK & SQUEEZE DATE AFTER ALL!!

"something's close... something dead" "yeah, my dude, it's the vibe" damn, the sass on this man!

"but here? third-wheeling our enchanted evening?" oh baby you have no idea

(the last panel is killing me here btw.)

why would you call Kravitz that-! wait, do you consider yourself married??

something about this exchange is so... !!!!

now pair this last panel with the last panel of the taakitz date:

GREAT STUFF

[entguarde]

unicorn double barrel call that a binicorn

Image ID: a three panel long comic featuring Magnus Burnsides and Garyl from the Adventure Zone in the “how hungry” meme format.

In the first image, Magnus, a muscular human man with curly hair, fluffy sideburns, an arrow-shaped scar over his left eye comments “Man, I’m so hungry” with a blank expression.

In the next image, nothing has changed except Magnus’s mouth is now closed and the speech bubble is gone.

In the last image, with Magnus still having the same expression from the second panel, Garyl appears asking “HOW HUNGRY.” Garyl is a large binicorn resembling a draft horse, with a curly mane and two thin horns on his forehead. His ears are pinned and his eyes are wide. End description.

[sillycqt]

haii chat ... heres some art from the sptwtvalentines thing !! i only did 5 days ( last one is fused ) errm yah

[lithiumseven]

Do you know how much I would give for continual running commentary by Garyl throughout the entirety of the Balance Arc

[jonathan-swims]

you know shit in TAZ is about to go down when the piano starts playing softly