#genincorrect
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Chase: "Here comes the sun" hits different when you remember the Beatles were British. Yaz: Poor boys probably only saw the thing like twice in their lives.
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Val: If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically. Weller: I failed an eye test where the answers are in front of me. You're misplacing your expectations.
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Cammie: Girl help I am running out of concepts for my escapist imaginary scenarios.
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Migas: It’s dinner, not supper. Jesus had the last supper. There are no more of them.
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Cammie: Dude, wake up. DUDE. DUDE! Val: IT'S 3 AM WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Cammie: I made pancakes, want some? Val: Yes.
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Yaz: Why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it? I dont get it, it's the same thing? It's apple? Weller: Probably something to do with chemical reactions and how oxygen interacts with the meat of the apple. Yaz: I don’t like that you called it meat.
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*Air horn sound* *Second air horn sound* Jodie: This isn't deodorant.
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Weller: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held. Chase: WHERE ARE YOU?!
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Cammie: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK I got tomorrow tomorrow.
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Migas: ... Cammie why are you looking at your blueprints and chuckling? Cammie: I'm proud to announce that I am making a bad decision but I'm not telling y'all what it is so you can't stop me.
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Val: According to the report, the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers. Yaz: Dear god... Val: Most likely, yes.
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Yaz: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Miranda: Oh! I know this one! It's through his stomach- Val: Through the 4th and 5th ribs.
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Kazu: You are pulling bitches. I am pulling doors with push signs. We are not the same.
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Val: If God didn't want me to put a .50 BMG in a flare gun, then why does it fit?
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Val: So sorry I called you kidnappable earlier, let's take a drive and talk this through ok?
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Chase: Bro shut up you're acting like such an unexpected item in bagging area right now.
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