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Cammie: Girl help I am running out of concepts for my escapist imaginary scenarios.

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Jodie: I am tweeting from the hospital. Don't worry, the doctor said I will be okay. Be advised, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very deceiving name.

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Migas: It’s dinner, not supper. Jesus had the last supper. There are no more of them.

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Kazu: Salt can't be the only delicious rock. I'm going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they're trying to keep them from us.

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Chase: "Here comes the sun" hits different when you remember the Beatles were British. Yaz: Poor boys probably only saw the thing like twice in their lives.

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Cammie: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK I got tomorrow tomorrow.

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Kazu, over the phone: Add one cup of rice and three cups of water. Jodie, staring at three glasses of water and a glass of rice inside of a pot: Then what?

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Cammie: Mufasa's death scene made me cry again. Yaz: Aw, Cammie... It's okay. He's not a real horse, it's a cartoon. Cammie: HORSE? H O R S E ? ! Yaz: But in my defense, I've never seen it. Cammie: IT'S CALLED "THE LION KING" YAZ.

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Val: I don’t wanna get involved in the drama. I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.

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Chase: I have one foot in the grave, but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking. Nemesis: Are you fucking stupid. Chase: I mean, broadly yeah. But what prompted you to ask?

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Cammie: LEAN IS A DRUG????? Cammie: "yOu DiDn't kNoW???" I'M SORRY THAT DRUGS AREN'T SOMETHING I ACTIVELY LOOK INTO???? Commie: IF YOU RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD SPRITE WITH COUGH SYRUP, YOU GET NO BITCHES.

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Kazu: The eagles won last night. Yaz: Oh, did you watch the game? Kazu, covered in blood and scratches: What game?

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Caliban: *Slaps self* I can run Doom.

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Val: If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically. Weller: I failed an eye test where the answers are in front of me. You're misplacing your expectations.

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Jodie: "Clean" my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town? Grow up.

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Cammie: God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.

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Migas: Hey, can I borrow your knife? Val: Sure, whatcha cuttin? Migas: Why do you need to know? Val: Because that'll determine which knife I give you. Migas: Which knife? How many knives do you have?! Val: Whatcha cuttin?