#get a ct tree put it in front of a window and put a bird feeder in front of said window

[colorisbyshe]

i love whenever there's videos of someone taking a friendly cat they found outside into their house, there's always people going HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ISN'T SOMEONE'S CAT?? and it's like... while inside cats do sometimes escape (trust me, i know)

in general... if your cat is outside, unsupervised and wandering into other people's arms... that wasn't your cat, babe

that was the neighborhood's cat. that is a chair you left on the curb for anyone to pick up. that cat was free for the taking.

'oh but what if they had a chip' well then dip it in salsa and call it a day. the fuck is a chip gonna do, tell the vet which asshole left their cat outside? okay, sue me for it