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[todderwodders]

The Boy with a Thorn in his Side

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[sixlegnag]

melm

it is aroused by a storm tonight. it was crawling on the glass.

[babyprime]

Fallout !!!! For the ask meme

*longest ye boi ever*

Favorite character: im gonna have to go for ONE per game that ive played cause otherwise id just die probably? butch deloria, john hancock, and ten of spades. My Fuckening Boys.

Least Favorite character: i just do not goddamn care for that vulpes guy. i just dont fucking like him! everyone apparently thinks hes SO HOT but he annoys the shit out of me for some reason. ivehadenoughofthisdude.jpg i also feel this way abt maxson but i think they have something in common! ppl wanna fuck both of em for some reason so im constantly hearing about em to the point where its like Shut The Up

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): ive got like so many? butch/m!lone wanderer, nick/hancock, preston/hancock (which im convinced im the ONLY person on this earth to ship), m!courier/arcade, m!courier/ten of spades

Character I find most attractive: Daddy Valentine. and marcus. and preston. and hancock.

Character I would marry: preston garvey is the most marriage material in this franchise or any other

Character I would be best friends with: anyone who would let me make AWFUL kink jokes as my friends do and i feel in my heart that person would be deacon

A random thought: the first time i saw a feral ghoul in fo4 i literally got so scared i cried. like the graphics were TOO good and i wasnt expecting them to just GET UP like that even tho i knew they go dormant but it just startled me into tears. honestly my first feral encounter in any playthrough makes me jump but i just Did Not Like That 

An unpopular opinion: i think its super unfair that the lone wanderer gets shit on if they dont willingly fucking die because theyre literally like 19 when a bunch of grown ass adults expect them to walk into a chamber of radiation for The Good Of The Capital or whatever. idk im not saying its not brave or noble or anything for them to do it but i didnt think it was fair for the ending narration to drag the hell out of them for getting scared and not being able to go through with it. i mean in general i dont think pretty much anything that happened regarding the lone wanderer was fair because their DAD started all that shit and they didnt ask to be born. they were raised in a fucking vault, they dont know shit about the wasteland and theyre like 21 at MOST at the end according to the canon timeline and everyones like “do this dangerous thing for us you actual goddamn teenager! we’re like 40 and lived here our whole lives but you can do it right!” and im sitting here like wtf i just left high school and if thats not a metaphor for real life idk what is

My canon OTP: technically me and preston garvey lmao

Non-canon OTP: please let m!lone wanderer and butch kiss im actually,,,, begging,,,,,,,, but also nick/hancock

Most badass character: well for 4 the obvious answer is hancock but as a companion i have to say preston fucking garvey and his god gun because regardless of what canon would imply as a COMPANION prestons never gotten hurt and sometimes ends up finishing fights before i even get there and hancock is a feeble old man with glass bones that needs 3 stimpacks an hour. in new vegas its like. boone TECHNICALLY but surprisingly arcade gannon is like lo key a goddamn beast bc u expect that shit from craig Eats Nails And Never Sleeps Or Smiles sniper copypasta come to life boone but when dr nerd takes out 3 raiders on his own before u even see them its like oh goddamn. but also grandpa bacon terrifies the absolute shit out of me. im not gonna fight him. he got set on fire thrown off a cliff and hes like 70 and i KNOW he could still destroy my whole ass if i got him mad so im not gonna try. idk what that man is made of but im p sure its 50% rage 50% jesus and i just dont want any part of it thanks

Pairing I am not a fan of: i dont like!! any pairing involving the legion! or maxson! im just tired of seeing them and i want them blacklisted from my life! but i also dont like m/f just in general as a personal pref, but esp with like…. legion/f!courier and shit. its got uncomfortable undertones. i dont like m/f!wanderer or m/f!courier or even m/f!sole when its an unnamed player character/intended self insert bc it makes me Dysphoric and feel skeeved out. but ill make an exception for garvey/f!sole if its my sole oc mags

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): theres so many characters that should have gotten more development but im p annoyed at how they like. HINT at pres stuff and then because of todd howard they dont go anywhere with it. im not exactly happy with in general how you dont rly get to talk to your companions that much. and then aside from that these games in general are notorious for giving u REALLY GOOD npcs that u can have 1 conversation with and then its like “ok now fuck off”. like ten of spades, bitter root, and jimmy in westside? like give them!! a sidequest or smthn!!! you cant just make me love a char and tell me to piss off!!! 

Favourite friendship: betsy + ten and m!courier + veronica are wlw/mlm solidarity

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IRON BULL, fallout new vegas, gyro, mad max, That Ignoct Grind, gayness,

[dingle-dangle]

ghastholes replied to your post

"fuck capitalism" is today's mood

on the ‘bright side’ im learning that several of the things our client is telling us to do are illegal!!! hooray!

[lesbiantruckers]

ghastholes replied to your post: I want to establish that if I post pictures of my...

muzzling is actually humane if done right, theres jsut a lot of negative fake stuff about it

I read a little about it when we thought we were getting a greyhound! there are so many common helpful practices that get shit on because people dont understand them. Like when poeple say crating your dog is abusive...

[lightspeedboy]

ghastholes replied to your photoset: 7am dog walking looks (he/him)

Good boy (you and the dog)

we are!!

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: I wanna play with Isabela’s ghasthole!

[sirneutral]

5 things I like about myself

Tagged by @pickingupbrokenpieces

1.) I love my taste in music. I get to find all these badass underground artists. Musics always helped me get to where I need to be.

2.) I guess I kinda like the color of my eyes? i would have been okay with getting any sort of eye color upon birth really

3.) I love how obedient I can be. I can be a useful ally when it comes to getting shit done.

4.) I love how rebellious I can be. I like to have fun and cut loose from time to time, especially at parties and concerts.

5.) I’m thankful for how observant I am of other people. It’s really shown me who is genuine and who isn’t with how a person acts.

Okay, 10 other blogs ill tag to di this (i mean if you want to, really): @xatomicxabyssx, @jayangshi, @just--space, @theartofmoviestills, @writing-prompt-s, @zanekrios, @ghastholes, @horrorfixxx, @thegrayknight, @yogsothothery

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I got a Twitter again follow me @ghastholes

[gh0stprotocol]

tagged by @weezl 🌵🍄🌝

RULES: tag nine ppl you want to know better

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single and ready for pringles

FAVORITE COLOR(S): blues all the blues!!!

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: omg both.. but i use chapstick more……. also this is lip gloss erasure

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: maniac by michael sembelo

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: moana lol

TOP 3 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: omg… hawkeye, mikitaka hazekura, and evelyn from the mummy

TOP 3 SHIPS: 👀

BOOKS I’M CURRENTLY READING: jojo’s bizarre adventure part 6: stone ocean (finally!!!!!!!)

i’m gonna tag: @gaycannibals @sploicer @gatorbiscuits @ghastholes @tribblesandtribulations @raisedbyferallesbians @beastfeast @potarafusions @senjougahara @jo1yne if u want :-)

[mindcraf]

ghastholes replied to your post: hes in jail

I gotta watch this…..

yes right now, here it is. no excuses

[babyprime]

ghastholes replied to your post

if he dies he gets ressurected at vault 101. Also there's a perk where his "puppy" shows up if he dies.

i know but i jsut dont want to see that he died :( i dont want to let him down

[dingle-dangle]

@ghastholes im going to san jose, ca for the rest of the week for “””business””” and im spending the weekend after with family in san francisco

[lesbiantruckers]

ghastholes replied to your post: I hate comments like “as a pan person I don’t care...

or when theyre like “i dont care if your male, female, or trans :)” like ding dong you are wrong

its so terrible

or like my least favorite post where a person is asked “How can you be bi if you’ve only dated cis boys”

[lightspeedboy]

@ghastholes damn right i am 😎