#gideonfunkopopgraves

[gideonisntgraves]

you look like a sopping wet cat

No I do not. You're insane.

[gman777nogoose]

@gideonisntgraves look, they drew you.

DAILY RAMONA FLOWERS DAYS 29-33

Sorry for mostly posting Ramona lately, I'm not drawing much ^^

(fun fact: someone started being homophobic on my comments because I drew Ramona and Kim,,)

[gideonisntgraves]

Hello there, my plastic pal. You already know who I am, E. Nygma. I have a question for you.

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and 3 legs at night?

❔🧩 anon

...i dont.. know..? Why are you asking me this......

[gideonisntgraves]

Hey, can you tell @askgmangraves that my love for my husband is totally valid and that I don't need a lobotomy???

-@gman777nogoose, Husband of Paracelsus

..who the fuck is paracelsus.. hold on.

*one google search later*

Your love is not valid and you need a lobotomy.

[gideonisntgraves]

Uhhhhh yeah sure. Sure that's it. Get in the jar.

Wait.. no. I've been tricked before. What's the catch?

[gideonisntgraves]

No I'm not. How am I scary?

"Hey! other Gideon! you know the little Funko pop version of you?" ~ ⛥

I know of him. I trapped him in a box awhile back.

[gideonisntgraves]

Do you like body horror? :)

Ive never seen any body horror other than....

...ugh. its horrible.

[gideonisntgraves]

>:3 I like to bonk -Rot

Well I don't like being bonked.

[gideonisntgraves]

*bonks with pool noodle then leaves*

-Rot

GAH! HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!

[gideonisntgraves]

What.

@gideonisntgraves hey

[gideonisntgraves]

i’m sleepy.. *yawn..* - bandaid the sleepy little pigeon 🩹🪶

//he’s so correct, my pavitr funko pop is alive !!

DONT. NO.

[gideonisntgraves]

I stole it from the US government

Ah yes, I do that often. Proceed to pay me.

[gideonisntgraves]

I'll give you 10000000000000000000000² dollars

........... even.... you don't have that much money... how much is that....

[gideonisntgraves]

I'm back. Get in the jar so I can study you.

You're not studying me either. I've decided I will not worm.

[gideonisntgraves]

*gives him more money* Can I give you my clown mask as a form of praise?

-J

(OOC: HE WILL BUY CANADA!!)

*STOP PLEASE HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED THIS MUCH MONEY! HE ISNT USED TO BEING RICH!! HES A FUNKO POP!*

.....sure I guess. I won't keep it though

[gideonisntgraves]

I would do anything for you *puts more money on your head*

-J

(OOC: not in a weird way. I feel like that could be read wrong)

*MONEY*

Why are you trying to convince me..