live action pjo adaptations will never capture clarisse’s gnc swag. sorry
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The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude
a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher
b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons
c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water
d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water
e) was literally only good at canoeing
f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"
literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like
Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -
Grover: No
Annabeth: No
Chiron: No
The whole camp: No
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but tits are universal! sure, can be hard with tits-job, but they can be perfect for different ways. For example they are perfect for sucking them whole🤭
Thanks daddy
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Aoi really read Teru going "Nene and Akane skippet school to have dinner together" where he very very likely phrased it as an akanene date instead of a trio hangs out.
And her decision was to ditch school, change clothes asap (hence the uniform instead of a casual change), and rush to crash their supposed date.
Being Teru's childhood friend/fiance really influenced her cause she got her usual aoi-ness but this "i don't like this, I shall ruin their fun" attitude is such a Teru behavior.
Old Tineline Aoi would have gotten tremendously bothered as well, to the point of skipping school, but instead of crashing the date, she would stay hidden, try not to bother anyone.
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Hour long masturbation sessions in the college toilets where you here everyone moving outside. Some knocking on the door cause you've been in there for too long. Cumming whilst hearing the laughter of cishet white pickme girls whilst scrolling mindlessly on tumblr. They're laughing at me. For being a slut. They don't know that though. But I do 🩷
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anyways!
im gonna be posting some old art on here, starting with robot lady :)
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