#pjo funny

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[anotherpjofan]

I love how Percy is genuinely like wtf when Luke says Annabeth - who’s twelve - is head counsellor so he’s under the impression that annabeth is ridiculously powerful when in reality her older cabin mates just wanted to spend their time coming up with ways to hack the government instead of assigning cabin chores

[mmavverickk]

“average demigod cusses out the gods 3 times a year” is actually just a statistical error. Percy Jackson, who personally tells the Olympians to go fuck themselves over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[lxvesick-stars]

"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"

"Yes, Grandmother."

"Good, there may be hope for you yet"

absolutely underrated moment right there

[mistarover]

"walker's nothing like percy" then what is this percy jackson behavior from his tiktok account huh

[unholyblissafterdark]

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[yourlocalquestionmark]

Okay what I find rly funny though, is that all the characters in Pjo and Hoo probably swear A LOT, but because the books were published by Disney, they were changed into things like “Leo cussed worse than the horse” or “Percy shouted some pretty offensive words” and things like that. I love to imagine the seven in the middle of a battle, and all you can really hear is:

“FUCKING DICKHEAD”

“YA LOUSY PEICE OF SHIT”

“PISS OFF ASSHOLE”

… ya know… normal stuff

[godsdamahalfblood]

Grover's thoughts through HoO regarding his empathy link with Percy: a series

tlh: where tf is this little- I was doing something man find ya ass back at camp or I stg

son: bitch. I told you to FIND YA ASS AT CAMP H A L F B L O O D NOT THIS KNOCK OFF JULIUS CEASER VIBE SHITSTORM

moa: what are- this broke ass blonde pelican better not replace me

hoh: whatthefuckwhatthefuck p a i n wherethefuckispercy whatthe f u c k

boo: stop FUCKIN dying of all the GODDAMN times to get a FUCKIN NOSEBLEED PERSEUS

bonus:

grover: i couldve married a giant. it couldve been done. but NO i decided to make an EMPATHY LINK.

grover, in cali: ah finally some fucking peac- WHAT IS HE DOING NOW HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE S T U D Y I N G

[adamsolangelofangirl]

Will: *wears his (badly chosen) clothes*

Austin: What the fuck were you doing in the closet for so long?

Will, sarcastically: Binging star wars

Kayla: IT SHOWS

[lovepadfoot]

Nico: Are you sure there’s no way we can get rid of him? (referring to Percy)

Will: Not without cause Nico.

Nico: I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.

[anotherpjofan]

My fav parts about the pjo show so far

- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)

- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)

- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new

- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO

- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)

- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)

[festus-the-happy-dragon]

Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.

Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.

[lxvesick-stars]

I just think it's funny how Rick Riordan must have done SO MUCH research about different cultures and communities, doing his best to be respectful in his representations.

Yet couldn't be bothered to pull up Google Maps to see how far away the St. Louis Arch is from the water

[idiot-mushroom]

wdym this didn’t happen in the book

[that-multi-fandom-hijabi]

Percy: I believe ~water~ can solve all of our problems Nico, listening to the 100th rant that day about water and losing his mind: Definitely Percy: Want to lose weight? Drink water. Nico: Yes Percy: Want clear skin? Drink water. Nico, having enough: REALLY sick of that one person? DROWN THEM.