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One time at my high school the fire alarm went off and everyone knew it was Not a drill and people were outside for hours as the literal fire department had to track down what triggered the alarm in an entire high school and it turned out that a teacher just put their sweet potato into the microwave while it was still in the foil

One of the science teachers or something took a picture holding its charred remains with a disappointed face or something, and I think he kept the potato

has a potato ever actually exploded in a microwave because someone didn't stab it with a fork first or are They just trying to stop me from living my life

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2. show us a picture of your handwriting for the ask game?

something something letters!!!!

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GISTTT OMG HI I USED TO BE UR MOOT - TOMMY OR BEETLE I WAS HELLO

WHAT OH MY GOD I FOUND YOU AGAIN WOAHH

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gist I need to eat your art

I'm just so silly and cool that way B) Uhhh would a printed out sheet of paper be good

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Happy new years!!!!!

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Your pfp is very cute that is all

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i keep making this mistake

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OCTONAUTS

HELLO! YES I GREW UP WATCHING THAT

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I’m having a bit of a time

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I see you Reblogging so much from me.. I see you in my activity.. freak .. [Joke ily haii]

Hi I live in your notif box :)

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🔍 How to tell teacher the new seating chart makes you want to kill yourself like actually

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man i love my regularly scheduled agony

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P E A P E A . . . 🟢 🟢 < - T W O O F T H E M

my dinnar

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A L S O T H E D E V I O U S F R E N C H M A N M A D E M E G I G G L E

I'm doing my part!

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I M G O N N A B E H O N E S T I M O U T O F H U M O R O U S P A I R S O F T H R E E L E T T E R W O R D S I J U S T W A N T E D T O S A Y P E E P E E P O O P O O

SO REAL ACTUALLY