#gives bahrain 2023 vibes..

[souvenir116]

Max pulling Charles closer to him a bit aggressively <3

[sewellove-deactivated9782]

and smooshhh!!! [x]

[eternallovers65]

George Russel and Fernando Alonso starting side by side tomorrow

oh i fear for the rest of the grid

[mxstellatayte]

hiiii ! could you write a part 2 for the charles and the vibe fic?

YIPPEE!!

i was gonna write it anyways but now i have an excuse to do it!

warnings: this is pure filth, threesome (mmf,) p in v sex, unprotected sex (DONT DO THAT,) mirror sex, carlos is an ass guy, charles is a boobs guy tho, kinda exhibitionism?, creampie, sex under the influence kinda?, it's all consensual though!

all you wanted to do was tease charles. all you wanted to do was see how much you could tempt his resolve before it would crumble. you had no idea it would result in getting eaten out in the bathroom and then promptly realizing that carlos had heard the whole thing and had covered for you and charles.

in exchange, carlos wanted to make even on a bet that he and charles had made at the start of the 2023 season.

monaco. february 10th, 2023.

"what do you think the odds are that one of us wins a race this year?"

charles looked up from the chessboard, his eyebrows furrowing. "what do you mean?"

"i was looking at the red bull and mclaren numbers and our car splits them. we have a fighting chance this year, so do you think one of us will get a win this year?" charles moves a rook, taking one of carlos' pawns.

"it depends. if my entire radio just sounds like 'we are checking, we are checking' and i have to make my own strategy and tyre calls, maybe. if xavi learns basic engineering and communicative skills or gets replaced altogether, i'd say yeah, there's a chance."

"you wanna bet?"

"what are we betting?"

carlos hesitates, then looks up when he hears the door opening. something clatters in the closet before you can be heard cursing quietly, then rearranging the fallen shoes onto the rack. eventually, you come through the doorway to the living room, and, when you see carlos, your face lights up.

"carlos! cómo estás?" (how are you?) you walk over and lean down, kissing his cheek in greeting.

"bien. un poco nervioso para bahrain, pero el carro maneja fantástico este año. y vos?" (good. a bit nervous for bahrain, but the car drives amazing this year. what about you?) you walk over to the kitchen while he's talking and pull out ingredients to make yourself a bowl of yogurt and berries- your favorite snack to have after work before you take your pit bull out for a walk.

"i'm alright. the marketing team made a stupid mistake so i had to do some damage control that took way longer than it should have, but i know martin is going to give them absolute hell tomorrow for it, so at least it doesn't reflect badly on me." your bowl clinks on the countertop as you sit down at the island and take out your computer, your headphones that were previously resting around your neck being slipped over your ears. "i've got some emails to write for an upcoming content creator collab we're doing, so i'll be in my zone. you guys know the drill?"

charles nods. "hermit mode?"

you smile, slipping the second speaker over your ear. "hermit mode."

a few moments pass before carlos speaks again. "are you okay with betting her?"

charles' eyebrows raise. "what do you mean?"

carlos makes his move on the chessboard. "if i win more races than you this year, i get her for a night. if you win more races than me, you can use me for a night. however you want."

the thought of his teammate and closest friend getting to fuck you lights a fire inside of charles, and while he wants nothing more than to agree to the bet purely for the stakes of it, he needs to check in with you first. "can i run it by her and get back to you on that?"

carlos nods. "just get me an answer by bahrain so we can figure something else out if she doesn't want to do that."

italy. february 3rd, 2024.

you had forgotten about the bet. charles and carlos had not.

now, just minutes later, you find yourself with your back once again against the wall, but this time you're staring into carlos' eyes while he fingers you gently, your legs wrapped around his waist and charles leaning against the vanity facing both of you. your eyes unintentionally flick over carlos' shoulder to your boyfriend who is an absolute mess. he's palming himself over his slacks, and you can tell just from the flush in his face that creeps down to his neck and the way his eyebrows are pinched together that he likes what he sees. before you can eye-fuck him the way you know he likes, carlos pulls his fingers out of you and you whine, but he carries you over to the vanity and taps your ass to get you to let go. "spin around, amor. let me see that beautiful ass of yours."

this is a side of carlos that you've never seen before, and it would be a lie to say that it's not hot. without a second thought, you spin yourself around so that your back is resting against his chest and your ass rests against his crotch. "come on, hermosa. bend over." as slowly as you can, you lean forward, resting your hands on the vanity and grinding yourself against him and you swear you can feel his dick twitch inside of his own black slacks. as soon as your forearms are fully resting on the granite vanity, carlos runs his hands down your back and to the front of your legs where he pulls the scarlet fabric of your dress to gather on your left side, the slit opening so that your entire ass is exposed. "no panties?" oh. you forgot about that.

"i kept them for good measure," charles says, pulling them out of his pocket. "you want 'em? you might have to shut her up. she never stops moaning."

"i know. i heard everything. you two are lucky i was the one outside and not anyone else. now," carlos says, taking your panties from your boyfriend and shoving them in his pocket, "do you feel like returning the favor?"

the whiskey you'd downed earlier is taking its effect, and you can't help but bite your lip and nod. normally, you wouldn't be nearly as confident as you are now with someone other than your boyfriend having you in the position you're in right now, but you trust carlos and frankly, you're too turned on to care. charles is in the same room and you're both comfortable enough in your relationship that it's okay. "yes, carlos. i'll return the favor. whatever you want." as you're talking, you can hear carlos unbuckle his belt and unzip his slacks, and when there's finally one layer of fabric between the two of you, carlos reaches into his jacket packet and pulls out a condom. before he opens it, though, you pipe up, your voice embarrassingly breathy and high. "i'm clean and on the pill. don't waste it if getting me pregnant is your only concern."

"are you sure?" carlos says, glancing over at charles. your boyfriend only responds with a shrug and points his thumb at you.

"whatever she says. you're the one fucking her."

carlos doesn't waste a second setting the condom on the vanity, pulling his slacks and underwear down his thighs just enough so that it's comfortable, and pushing into you. you have to bite your lip and cover your own mouth to prevent yourself from moaning too loudly, the stretch from carlos being so different to the one you're accustomed to with charles.

when you look up, carlos' head is thrown back and his hands grip your hips so tight his knuckles are white. it might be the hottest sight you've ever seen. "carlos." your voice is whiny, and you're shocked you can even get his name out.

"hm?"

"fuck me, please."

"are you sure?" his voice lilts in the way you're used to hearing, but this time, there's something slightly different about it. maybe it's the fact that he's currently buried inside of you, his hips flush with your own, or maybe it's the fact that every time you move your head to look up at him, your cunt squeezes around him so perfectly he fears he might cum within three thrusts, but either way, you feel so, so perfect.

"positive. now please. fuck. me." slowly, carlos pulls his hips back before pushing into you, slowly increasing his pace until every time his body meets your ass, you're shoved forward slightly on the counter and your breasts bounce forward, almost falling out of the low neckline of your dress.

"mierda, amor, tienes un coño hecho para mi," (shit, love, you have a cunt made for me,) carlos groans out, pulling your arms back and holding them with one hand while the other goes to hold you up by your neck. the restriction to your windpipe makes your head spin and the new angle has carlos' entire cock running against your g-spot with every thrust. you're able to wiggle your hands free, your left hand reaching back to tug at carlos' hair and your right goes down to rub circles around your clit, making you tighten around carlos' dick, and the combination of the pain from his hair being pulled and your cunt spasming around him makes him tip over the edge.

the feeling of carlos filling you up in turn sends you into your own orgasm, and as you cum, you look to your left, where charles jerks himself off watching you. when you make eye contact with him, though, it's the last straw and he spills into his hand with a quiet groan and his head thrown back.

the three of you catch your breaths and carlos pulls out of you gently, then shoves his cum back inside of you. the forgotten egg vibrator in charles' coat pocket is reinserted into your cunt and you whine at the overstimulation, slightly anxious that charles might tease you again, but he whispers a quiet promise in your ear that you've been good tonight, he won't turn it on anymore.

eventually, carlos slips out of the bathroom and you follow shortly after, walking back down the large hallway to return to the event. later that night, after speeches have been made, hollow promises have been spoken, and many, many bottles of expensive champagne have been toasted with, you make your way back outside, your arm linked with charles' as he calls his car to be pulled with the valet service. carlos walks up and stands next to the two of you, his car already on its way up, and turns to you.

"i'd say the bet is settled, no?"

there you have it folks :D

[f1-birb]

like i don't like to give horner credit for shit. i don't think he should be in his role or even permitted in the paddock,

but he was kind of on to something when he said,

"We expect McLaren and Lando to be fast again. Ferrari, Mercedes, who knows? If you look at the gap to those guys after the race, it was pretty similar to last year.

The one who’s stepped up is Lando."

for all the shittalking certain people do about lando, they know it's him who's statistically most likely to be there to pick up the pieces if max has an off weekend.

agree with everything you say about Horner, and I've never liked him, the Bad Vibes have always been there but he's not wrong about Lando

let us do a little analysis of gaps to Max taking P1, comparing like for like where we can last year to this year to illustrate the point Horner tried to make:

(so the plus being the difference between (mostly Max) crossing the line and P2)

Bahrain - Checo +22.5 (23 Checo +12)

Jeddah - Checo +13.6 (23 Max +5.4)

Japan - Checo +12.5 (23 Lando +19.4)

China Sprint - Lewis +13*

China - Lando +13.7

Miami Sprint - Charles +3.4*

Miami - Max +7.6 (23 Checo +5.4)

Imola - Lando +0.7

Canada - Lando +3.9 (23 Alonso +9.5)

Barcelona - Lando +2.2 (23 Lewis +24)

* unknown what final time would be if full distance

** excluding Australia and Monaco for the obvious reason

Imola and Barca are in bold, because the speed Lando was closing the gap to Max with in those races, Imola in particular, was very impressive

obviously none of the above are directly comparable, didn't run every race/sprint in 2023 that's been run this year, different cars (McLaren in particular is in a drastically different place), it's not as close of a like for like as I would like

I do think Austria will be interesting though, last year in the sprint Checo finished 21 seconds behind Max, but in the race Charles only finished 5.2 seconds behind Max - so the fact Max and Lando both normally go well around Austria and with the recent performances of Red Bull/Ferrari/McLaren and the seemingly better late than never comeback approach Merc have started on? I'm excited

[fcb-mv33]

Okaaayyy listen, I always find other drivers weird because of Max... Did he put the car into the barrier in qualifying or had a terrible race? Whether it's his fault or not, he's just like idgaf or has fun in interviews with his jokes. Others are too busy having such a meltdown in their interviews... That's why I laughed so hard when I saw George crying and I just thought his dramatic ass was exaggerating it –we had the last laugh after Baku LMAO. And for some reason, I think George will go through the same thing, just as Charles couldn't deal with it. In my opinion, he still hasn't left France behind.

It’s literally one of the things I genuinely love about Max. Like yesterday the car was just shit, he had his rant (wasn’t even much of one) over the radio, got out, more than likely took a few minutes and then did his interviews with smiles, giggles and just genuinely vibes. That’s the best thing about Max is the way he fumes but gets over it. Jeddah 2023, Singapore 2022, Bahrain 2023, Australia 2022….he gets pissed but he moves on to the next race so fast. Max is just built different to most of the grid tbh🧡

I watched the george interview and all I thought was why the fuck his PR team didn’t give him a few more moments to himself. Like yes I had a little giggle but let the dude be late?? But I agree it was a bit ott I thought he was going to start bawling. Like you have to be able to put these things behind you, the last thing George needs to get caught in his head now that Lando is closing in on the standings.

[maxverstepponme]

Steppy...Are we entering our Logan era because BABE I AM ON BOARD 😍💃🏻 He looks so adorable, confused and a little shy all at the same time 😅🤩 I think he is the best rookie of this season in my opinion becasue I am a total DR3 fan so I can't even look at Oscar. I get fucking triggered 😂 🤷🏻‍♀️ Plus Oscar looks very dead inside and Logan gives off the vibe that he is a good person. I hope he doesn't get involved in any negative stuff or drama. I wish the best for him. He almost makes us forget his family is a little sketchy 👀 //

Idk bro that sketchy family shit got me fucked up. Otherwise, he’s seems like a humble person, although you can’t trust shit with how formula 1 pr works. Half of these clowns are fake af.

BUT OSCAR. WHAT DID MY BOY OSCAR DO TO YOU. Okay maybe he took Danny’s seat but Daniel legit looked sick driving for McLaren. Like it physically and mentally draining him. He lost hair and weight. Personally, I’m happy he left. He needs to heal and find his own way. Plus he lowkey brought it upon himself. He has a tendency to be indecisive about his career and I hope he works on that.

As for who is the best rookie. Skills wise : it has to be Oscar piastri. Logan starting off good in Bahrain but Jeddah and Melbourne were not good and he’s massively being outperformed by Alex (even if he’s just a rookie). Nyck is also doing shit but he’s at the same level as Logan. I think Oscar definitely got points from the red flag shitshow so we do have to keep that in mind but he is closer to lando then other rookies are to their respective teammates, so I’ll let it slide.

But with personality, it’s hard to tell. They all weird but I would say Logan and Oscar seem more layback. I still have a soft spot for Oscar even though I’m American. We will have to see more 2023 Logan content before I change my mind. 😗

LISTEN 😭

I have nothing against Oscar and I’m also glad Danny left -he dodged a bullet LMFAO-, but he’s just too bland for me. Like, I would re watch prema videos to see Mick and Logan and Oscar where on a lot of them. Logan was fucking confused the whole time it was cute, meanwhile Oscar was like “hahaha 🧍🏼‍♂️”

Logan keeps being bullied for being American -read it with Mick’s American accent- and I 😭😭😭