#gmanasks

[askgmangraves]

Hes uh.... certainly a looker....

- weezer anon

He's so handsome❤️❤️

[askgmangraves]

Giggles

*kicks feet*

That should have been me💔

[askgmangraves]

Hey Gideon, why did I find a drawing titled "Crypeoneezer" on the floor near the basement?

- weezer anon

The damn crypteoneezer fans are at it again. I don't know how they manage to draw yaoi in a place with no light

[askgmangraves]

I'm selling these two fiends to the circus for a bag of peanuts

[askgmangraves]

are you 5’6 like the rest of the other Gideons?

I'm 5'7 so that makes me better than them.

[askgmangraves]

Nest

@most-sane-gideon-fan

I can't right now. Andy's possums are trying to stage a revolution/murder me

[askgmangraves]

Meow

Have you got no shame left??

[askgmangraves]

Okay but have you had your medical license taken away from removing someone's skeleton

I don't think so

Well obviously not because i don't even have a medical license and I don't think that's biologically possible .

[askgmangraves]

what's good gman. g-dawg. g-money. what do you think of this guy

Ugly as fuck.

[askgmangraves]

Hypothetically what if I called you Gids?

Hypothetically what if I found your address,snuck into your home and replaced your toilet paper with sandpaper?

[askgmangraves]

pookie bear will you go on a date with me. JUST ONE DATE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Definitely! Not.

You're so desperate it's pathetic ,and not even the funny kind. Go touch some grass and take a shower.-Gideon

[askgmangraves]

HIIIII HAIIIII HELLLOOOOOOOO

HI!

Do you know how to prevent a divorce from happening??

[askgmangraves]

I'm sorry for everything. Tell Weezer anon I love them and that I'm sorry for what I said.

why are you apologising all of a sudden??

[askgmangraves]

MY MAN AINT TEXT ME BACKKKKK (sobbing)

Hmm, I wonder why.

[askgmangraves]

father dearest can you help me and ed with our homework pleek 🥺 👉👈

-🥤

I'm not your fucking babysitter I'm busy.

[askgmangraves]

ON .Y WAY!!!!

- weezer anon

so excited I almost pissed myself again