#gmm 1675

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Sappy, Crappy and Clean-shaven

I've had a busy day going to therapy and getting things done after postponing them for too long, and I'm therefore writing my GMM commentary a little later than usual. And, I had to listen to the new Ear Biscuit before logging in, just in case of spoilers of any kind. Since the Biscuits are currently a heavier in theme, I'll try to stay on a lighter and shorter side with this post. We'll see how that goes!

The last time I went to a McDonald's as a paying customer was around 1995. After that, I ordered myself a McMurder t-shirt, and it was very much off-brand for me to go there - besides, they didn't have any veggie options, until quite recently. We also don't have KFC or Wendy's here, and although Burger King is advertising their vegan whopper on every street corner at the moment, I haven't really felt a compelling need to try it. From this perspective, I can't really say anything about the fast food items Rhett and Link consumed today.

With the rate the guys are eating everything put in front of their mouths, they are going to be stuffed before this game is over. Rhett's appetite never fails to amaze me. I wonder if he's ever accidentally bit his own fingers? But synchronized eating is my favourite sport:

I wish Rhett wasn't just biting into his breakfast sandwich when Stevie said they should decide which sausage is better on their own time. He responds with a snort, but it's really muffled by the sausage in his mouth (think before you write moment here, but let's move on).

This is not an easy game. I'm a bit of an pickle conoisseur, but sliced inside a burger, I would not pay any attention to that part. I'd probably know if it's missing, but that's it. Also, what is the McDonald's fancy lettuce? And why is this sideview of Rhett biying into his chicken burger so aesthetically pleasing?

Okay, I don't know if there is any actual educated guessing knvolved in this game, but it appears like Rhett is winning, despite Link really doing a deep analysis on the dipping sauces. I would not be able to just lick a french fry (I realized I've never used the singular form, but fries...fry, right?) without eating it. I also can't look this sophisticated eating fast food, even if I really tried. I love how Link acknowledges they are divas - the two boys from a small town, eating fries like it was caviar.

I can't remember ever getting a Happy meal with a toy at McDonald's as a kid, but for what I remember, the toys were not that cool. I know I'm supposed to be a grown-up now, but I love those dinosaurs. I'm not so sure about the dinocentipede Link created, though. And actually, why weren't the dknosaurs made to scale? I know T-Rexes had small brains and all that, but that is not anatomically correct.

It's amazing how low quality some of the toys are. I'd be really bummed if my 7 dwarfs were twice the size of Snow white, and a Furby without the talking part is really just an ugly doll. And really, that game with the rings and hands thing is lame even for a "free" toy.

My absolute favourite thing about GMMore was Rhett and Link trying to remember the names of the seven dwarfs. Scrappy, Dopey, Oldie, Grumpy, Happy, Musician, Loopey, Sappy, Leader, Beardy, Clean-shaven, Crappy, Nappy...but I agree, Bashful is an odd choice. I want Link's version of the dwarfs be the next remake of the story.

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That joke might not have landed perfectly but man, i love Stevie... 🤣

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Rhett and Link struggling to name the Seven Dwarves for one minute and 11 seconds. [ X ]

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