#go away!!!!!

[nbmudkip]

period jumped from consistently starting around 18th-21st of most months to starting on the 9th in may to starting on the 1st in june. girl FUCK OFF

[chocolatecakecas]

[sagacious-moo]

the year is 2176. the eurovision song contest still invites mans zelmerlow to have a guest appearance. we will never be free.

[chicago-geniza]

When you're closing and customers won't leave and keep wheedling you about Just One More Thing, Can You Make An Exception Just This One Time. Well that is when you're allowed to be a little bit mean. And reader. I will not say I do not relish it

[fortheturnstiles]

i need tumblr to stop showing me tgat fucking tswift ad i dont want to see it . i already clicked to say i see it too much and yet it keeps coming back

[kelsey-thenotaman]

how i feel knowing people are bigger fans of @rainpalm/@hawaiipt2comic then me when i am LITERALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM WE HAVE HELD HANDS WE HAVE TOUCHED LIPS AND YOU WILL NEVER MEET THEM EVER RRRAHHHHH!1!1!11!11 (directed at uhh critter bug and arcade ghost) /IMSLASHJAYBTW

[lightyaoigami]

so many unread emails after literally 3 days out of office that i am considering querying a literary agent i simply cannot open all of these!!!!!

[doeblossom]

omg theyre in my dms now 😍

[werepires]

Why do jehovas show up at my door every time I start watching spn again it’s like they sense it

[marcygoo]

goo marcy ... is the brine thick or something

[bashbabyy]

ive cum three times today and the ache wont go away

[poorsadorphanposting]

IT'S STUCK INOUR ASKJBOX IT WONTL EAVE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT WHO ARE YOU

[crescent-lockhart97]

ugh the pornbots are at it again 🙄🙄

[wondernoise]

is it just me or does the new tumblr live slider for mobile just straight up not work

[hoforwonho]

you have halazia on loop... the adtinyfication... soon. soon.

If I’m a little bit in love with Yeosang that means nothing!!!

[aidenwaites]

Decided I was kinda happy about the warmer weather and then one the Very First Hot Day remembered that being hot just makes me irritable at the drop of a hat