#god i love caramilk

[electricea]

also if you want my hot take on chocolate bars, caramilk is heavenly. aero bars are also fantastic.

[maoist-mizer]

Just found a stray caramilk chocolate egg on my bed from when my sister and I were eating Easter eggs last night while watching anime. God loves me, this is just like that one time in the Bible when Jesus multiplied a bunch of fish and bread, except it’s chocolate eggs.

[enigma-absolute]

the girl who drove away, simple as that, and run away with me?

the girl who drove away: describe a turning point event in your life

Let’s go with a dramatic and vivid one.

Standing up to my dad in mid-September 2010 at the age of 10 years old.

It was probably the most explosive anger I’d felt at him for all the verbal and mental abuse he put me through (not that he’d ever admit it was abuse, i think), and though I didn’t do it in a more mature way (i was TEN, to be fair), it was the point where I couldn’t deny that I had enough. Told him (nearly) everything on how i felt about staying with him, and anger I harboured just before going to sleep (my brother and I were about to go to bed) was so dark, furious and so grim I can’t forget that it felt like so. Not even the colour ‘black’ could explain how angry I was.

If i could put music to how I felt back then, in the moment of standing up, it would have to be the choruses, bridge and final lyrics to ‘I Say No’ from the West End version of ‘Heathers.’

Long story short, I think my confrontation helped the custody court case rules last till my 13th birthday, and I’ve rarely seen him in person since. I genuinely hope he’s become a better person.

(Damn, I still have a fair bit to work through with it, I still cried a little thinking about it, but if I can’t deal with it between me and God, it’ll never be dealt with.)

simple as that: how do you enjoy bonding with people?

My social skills are still kinda rough from years of not learning as I went (being on the spectrum with trauma does that to ya, babyyyyyy), but I notice I just… can’t shut up if I start talking. If there’s something we can meet and talk on, talking about it is just a sheer joy. Sometimes the conversation might bounce around from topic to topic indiscriminately, but I can handle that. Otherwise, I just share memes and occasionally recipes I’ve (also occasionally) done.

My biggest delight of social interaction from irl people in recent memory was my essay partner for one of my subjects last trimester. Most of the time we’d organised discord calls to write the sucker together, but sometimes I’d share a video, a meme or something funny relating to the essay at hand and we’d go down a bit of a rabbit hole together. We both laughed and chuckled our heads off at Australian animation dunking on Disney (essay subject, essentially) and his reaction to my McGyvered box brownie recipe (any old box gf stuff will do, add marshmallow fluff, caramilk chocolate chips, mini marshmallows, maple syrup and vanilla essence to it, with more flour to balance the wet ingredients) was worth it.

run away with me: if you could live anywhere, where would you want to live?

That’s a very good question! Honestly? No clue. I have so many ideas for living spaces and countries I just can’t pick.

However, I can split this into ‘permanent home’ residence vs ‘travelling home’ residence.

So for more permanent home kinda stuff, I’d love to live somewhere with a lot of green, fresh air and clean skies to stare out into the stars at night. I could imagine a treehouse kinda cabin in the woods, with enough childhood whimsy and playground-level clambering to make the place more fun. Maybe some academia stuff to mix is up.

Plus, heights aren’t that scary to me. I’ve once had a controlled freefall drop of 21 metres from platform to ground (i had safety measures such as a harness and ropes n stuff), and I stepped off the edge without a countdown. I’d imagine someplace like New Zealand’s South Island or a Romanian forest would do the trick for this kinda place.

If I were to have more of a travelling home residence, I’d LOVE to convert a van into a cozy cabin on the inside. Actually, it’d be more idealised to have more of a mini-sci-fi-spaceship to fly around earth in, with the same van life conversion on the inside. Same kind of cozy cabin interior living, just more space and extra coolness. I wouldn’t mind becoming a conspiracy theory/cryptid while I made neighbours from the US, NZ and Aus double-take at what was there before, but isn’t anymore.

Plus, the potential meeting online friends IRL! If only this were real!

[inkykeiji]

congrats on 1k!!!!🥳🤯 u totally deserve it clari!!!! & c-can i get an mha matchup senpai🥺 uh i'm 23, infp, introverted unless comfortable, adhd so i'm emotionally ✨elevated✨ & ✨oversensitive✨ (crybaby say what??) kind of a bruh girl tbf, goth bimbo core is my aesthetic, i like to serenade my dog w bad guitar playing🎸🖤

MARI i love u 🥺🥺🥺 u can get anything u want bb <33

i match you with ⇢ shigaraki tomura! god pls the way my heart just burst thinking about the two of u as a couple eeee!! first off, u KNOW he’d find ur goth bimbo core aesthetic to be just the cutest fucking thing. he’d also be slightly intrigued and i’d be surprised if he didn’t tease you about it just a teeny tiny bit. you guys have the same sense of humour, and that’s how you initially bond! i also firmly believe that once u got comfortable around him you would definitely bring him out of his shell quite a bit with ur cute quirks and unapologetic nature (ie, ur are unapologetically urself all the time, and he admires + values that; not many others are so honest). definitely likes ur crybaby nature (and deadass tells u so) because it allows him to both tease you and take care of you, n this makes him feel needed. you’re a precious ray of sunshine and he cherishes you more than he’d ever admit <3

what you carve into your pumpkin ⇢  because he’s an absolute sucker for u, he lets you carve super cute designs into ur pumpkins—at least one consists solely of adorable lil hearts and stars all over it, and then the others would be ur fave emojis (tbh i think dabi would get a real kick outta this)

which halloween candy you eat the most of ⇢  areo + caramilk!

couples costume ⇢ the joker and harley quinn (any version u want)! good god u guys would look HOT 👀👀 he’d also get a kick out of the fact that y’all dressed up as villains ahaha

how you celebrate halloween ⇢ u guys host a very small, very intimate house party that is ✨themed✨, maybe around a certain colour scheme or OOOH dc villain themed!!! u spend the day preparing cute food + decorating (and yes, of course he needs a lot little, um, persuasion to help out). but everything turns out great n overall it ends up being a very chill night w goooood vibes. u probably have those cheesy hammer horror films playing in the background simply because shig loves them so much.

(omg pls not me thinking about u smushed on a couch between dabi n shig and just the right amount of tipsy n dabi looks rly cute dressed up as scarecrow and he thinks u look hot as hell as harley and oh my god oh my god mari stop me STOP ME BEFORE I GO OFF ON A TANGENT PLS)

clari’s 1k halloween matchups! 👻

[lalka-laski]

1.] What age is your youngest aunt? Very early 40s 

2.] Do you miss someone right now? Just loved ones who have passed away. Also my babies who I haven’t seen in MONTHS 

3.] What can you see to the Northwest to you? Cute of you to assume I know my cardinal directions like that 

4.] Do you like bowling? Nah. And funnily enough this strange guy I met at a bar a few weeks ago just messaged me asking if I’d like to go bowling next week. 

5.] Can you pronounce Italian words? Yeah, basic greetings & lots of food related ones. 

6.] Do you prefer black or beige colored jackets? Both?

7.] Do you own a hoodie? Yeah, only a couple though. I prefer crewnecks.

8.] Do you like roasting marshmallows on a bonfire? Love it! 

9.] Do you like cheesy puffs? They’re one of my fave snacks

10.] What’s your name without vowels? Lzbth

11.] How many layers of clothing are you wearing? Just one 

12.] When was the last time you got a takeaway? What did you have? Last night we spent an obscene amount of money on Burger King because we were too lazy to make the 3 minute drive... 

13.] If you could climb any mountain or range which would you chose? Um, pass. 

14.] Do you alphabetically arrange anything in your room? What? What would even be the purpose... 

15.] Have you ever visited fat-pie.com? I have NO desire to check that out 

16.] Do you prefer sweet or sour fruits? I love sour food & drink (specifically candy) but I gotta say I prefer my fresh fruits sweet. 

17.] Do you like Flo Rida? Which song of his? Yeah he has a couple songs I like but of course I can’t name any off the top of my head 

18.] How’s your dancing skills? Very WHITE  19.] What is your favorite number? 7 

20.] Describe your best friend to me? I have several best friends, and they’re all wonderful. 

21.] What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Red ales 

22.] Do you do any sports or have you done any sport professionally? Negative! 

23.] What is your ringtone? My phone is permanently on silent 

24.] Do you like chili flavored chips/crisps? They’re not bad 

25.] Do you curl or straighten your hair? I curl it occasionally. But it never comes out how I intend it to! 

26.] What’s the nicest smell of shampoo? I love the smell of Biolage because it takes me back to the salon my mom went to as a kid. 

27.] What smell turns you on? How about turns you off? I like a nice, crisp cologne or aftershave. Something woodsy and clean. As for smells that turn me off, I’ve never actively thought about it. 

28.] Who’s your favorite comedian? I like Jim Gaffigan’s standup a lot.

29.] RnB or Reggae? R&B.

30.] What brand of batteries do you usually get? No preference 

31.] Are any of your friends pregnant or have kids? Tori just had her baby a few days ago! I have several other friends with kids, but none who are currently pregnant. (That we know of...DUN DUN) 

32.] What is in your medicine cabinet? Hardly any medicine and just a hodge-podge of stuff like razors, Band-Aids, perfumes, lotions, nail scissors etc etc

33.] What’s your favorite aspect of the natural world? The beach or the forest

34.] What’s your favorite man-made thing? The person before me said the internent so I’m gonna cop that answer 

35.] Can you whistle properly? Nope.

36.] What song do you think is the most widely heard in the world? Happy Birthday?

37.] Where’s the strangest place a fast-food restaurant was located? I just saw a pic today of a Mcdonald’s that’s located in a bridge OVER a highway. So I guess that? 

38.] What countries surround your country? Or are you not land locked? Mexico and Canada.

39.] Do you own binoculars or nonoculars? What do you use them for? Negative. And what are nonoculars? 

40.] Do you ever wish you had a telescope on the roof or attic to stargaze? That’d be pretty cool. I bought my sister a telescope for her birthday, though. So I guess I could use hers. 

41.] What’s your favorite chocolate bar? Cadbury Dairymilk or Caramilk

42.] Do you fall asleep easy in cars? How about planes, trains and boats? I used to as a kid but it’s been awhile. 

43.] Would you rather live a year of your life in every major country or stay in the same place you live forever without vacations? This is a shitty question. I wouldn’t like to move around THAT much but I guess I’d choose that option if my alternative was never going anywhere ever again.

44.] What will you not tolerate in a person? Bigotry, abuse/violence

45.] Do you forgive others easier or yourself? Why is this? Sometimes I might be TOO forgiving of myself. I don’t learn from my mistakes. 

46.] How was God made, if he exists? Uh... 

47.] Have you ever done aqua aerobics or polo? Aqua aerobics, yeah. It’s fun! 

48.] What age were you when you learned how to swim? I don’t remember but I was quite young 

49.] What shows or characters scared you as a child? Are you Afraid of the Dark!! And pretty much every other ghost/paranormal show that I’d watch against my parents’ wishes. 

50.] Do you stay up all night on New Years Eve/Day or go to bed after 12am? As I get older I only stay up a little bit past the midnight ball drop. 

51.] What’s currently in your fridge? Not much that you could make a meal out of, I know that much... 

52.] How about your freezer? Tons of frozen veggies, and like a million popsicles 

53.] What could you be doing now that is more productive? Well I’m at work so I suppose I could do something work related but I’d rather not :)

54.] Give me some lyrics from the song that’s stuck in your head? There isn’t one

55.] What’s your favorite type of firework? The spiral ones!

[kozza42]

Caramilk slice and Star Trek Catan... I love days like today. Thank God the air conditioning is working again... Thanks for playing games with me @brookarose and @notjordinary ❤️❤️ #caramilk #christianhull #catan #games #saturday #winning https://www.instagram.com/p/CKGEcuYHn57/?igshid=k5o71h8f0o13

[brionyjae]

soooo i was tagged by the lovely @eucatastrophe--x​ and since i’ve actually done a decent amount of writing tonight, i figured i deserved to procrastinate a little! ;)

rules; answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

(i’m gonna put this under a read more just so i don’t block everyone’s dashboard lol)

THE LAST

1. drink: hot chocolate! 2. phone call: my mum lol 3. text message: from my brother telling me i needed to hurry up and watch supernatural already xD i mean, he’s not wrong, but i’ve got a ‘to-watch’ list a mile long... 4. song you listened to: ‘androgynous‘ by joan jett & the blackhearts (thank you, ipod shuffle gods) 5. time you cried: last week, while reading ‘radio silence’ by @chronicintrovert​... all the aled and frances feels tho! 6. dated someone twice: what? 7. kissed someone and regretted it: liiiiiike YES but also no? regret bc it was awful, but don’t regret bc otherwise i wouldn’t know it was awful? 8. been cheated on: noooooo 9. lost someone special: one of my cats got hit by a car :( 10. been depressed: ...........not technically? 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: NEVER :D

THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. yellow 13. purple 14. orange

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: not really haha 16. fallen out of love: noooooo 17. laughed until you cried: maybe once 18. found out someone was talking about you: nope 19. met someone who changed you: i literally don’t meet people lmao 20. found out who your friends are: no? 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: no GENERAL

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them! some are online friends tho 23. do you have any pets: YES three cats :) *snuggles* 24. do you want to change your name: sometime in the future, probably, i don’t like my surname. my pen name is the only thing that matter tho ;) 25. what did you do for your last birthday: OMG i can’t remember?? D: probably had pizza with my family and watched moana... oh and the day after i went to see two shakespeare plays at the pop-up globe theatre in auckland so that was awesome!

26. what time did you wake up: well one of my cats woke me up at 6:45am, which was good for once since i wanted to watch @chronicintrovert​ and @laurenjames​’s livestream at 7am, but then my laptop had a meltdown and i missed it all anyways D: 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: still trying to get to sleep (i was reading for too long lol) 28. name something you can’t wait for: going to armageddon in auckland in october and meeting JOHN BARROWMAN and TOM FELTON i’m gonna dieeeeee 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: the weekend before last :) i actually live at home but we’re in the process of moving house, so she came back to help me organise the open home! 31. what are you listening to right now: silence... :P

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: indeed i have 33. something that is getting on your nerves: having to keep the house looking immaculate in case our real estate agent decides to randomly bring people to view it... JUST LET ME LEAVE MY CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR DAMMIT 34. most visited website: tumblr :’) 35. hair colour: dark blonde

36. long or short hair: shortish? 37. do you have a crush on someone: nope

38. what do you like about yourself:  wow how dare you rofl. um, my glasses? and my eyes? 39. piercings: just one in one ear, i want to get a couple more in the same ear tho. i’ll get around to it eventually. 40. blood type: O+ 41. nickname: bri, BB, BY, BBJ, bumble bee 42. relationship status: FOREVER SINGLE BABY

43. zodiac: pisces 44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: JUST ONE?? can’t do it. the flash, supergirl, RWBY, the musketeers, torchwood, sherlock, HIMYM, thunderbirds are go. 46. tattoos: not yet! i plan on getting quite a few tho! 47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: i had two wisdom teeth removed last month, and had a cyst removed from my forehead when i was 13 50. sport: don’t play any, but love watching cricket and rugby 51. vacation: haven’t been on many, but i had such a good time exploring melbourne :) 52. pair of trainers: nike

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: right now i wish i had some caramilk cadbury chocolate... BUT THE SHOPS HAVE ALL RUN OUT BC IT WAS LIMITED RELEASE AND I AM SO MAD RN 54. drinking: tea tea TEA 55. I’m about to: go to bed and read ‘not your sidekick’ by c. b. lee! and then sleeeeeeep 56. waiting for: myself to get my arse into gear and finish my novel? 57. want: idek what this means? 58. get married: can’t see it ever happening, don’t really think about it tbh 59. career: WRITER I HOPE D:

WHICH IS BETTER?

60. hugs or kisses: hugs 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: shorter hehee 63. older or younger: idk?? 64. nice arms or nice stomach: uhmmmm arms 65. hookup or relationship: weeeell tbh neither personally lol but relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: unfortunately yes, it was after drinking these cute baby bottles of vodka straight that my friend somehow got?? 68. drank hard liquor: see previous question lol 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i’ve only lost my glasses case before, thankfully the glasses were on my face at the time :D 70. turned someone down: yes 71. sex on the first date: LOLOLOLOLOL 73. had your heart broken: i guess so 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yep :( 76. fallen for a friend: see 73 ha

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: i’d like to, but i know that i procrastinate way too much :/ 78. miracles: *shrug* 79. love at first sight: nope 80. santa claus: seriously? 81. kiss on the first date: for people in general? sure 82. angels: i don’t think so

OTHER

84. eye colour: blue/gray 85. favourite movie: AGAIN, JUST ONE? D: i love these films equally: star trek 2009, inception, the man from UNCLE, power rangers 2017, the outsiders, carol, moana, zootopia.

i really can’t be bothered tagging anyone, so if you want to do it, go ahead :P

[legendaryinternetuser]

I don’t do this shit literally ever, but man, fuck it, I’m sober for once.

sweet- what’s your favorite type of candy: I don’t do candy much, probably caramilk or chocolate in general

smooth- do you like classical music Grew up on it, couldn’t imagine my life without it.

baby- do you want to be a parent I hate children because fuck, right? but I have The Fatherly Instinct™ , and man it just makes me wanna die.

courage- are you a strong athlete Before I broke my left ankle dancing, and my right foot longboarding, strong probably isn’t a strong enough word to describe my talent for sports

lovely- what’s the adjective you use when people ask “how are you” Depends on the person and the time. Mostly it’s “Alright”, “Wild”, or “Tired”

cutie- what’s your favorite orange thing Africa Blanket

skin- do you want any tattoos Have one on my leg, and a half sleeve on my right arm. Plan on filling out both my arms and back and probably more after that rofl. So yeah, fuck yeah I do.

pictures- is art important to you in any way Is breathing important to you?

stars- use one word to describe space Home

religion- do you practice religion - what religion Personal Spirituality. I fundamentally disagree with the idea of organized religion, but hey, if it makes you feel any better and you aren’t hurting anyone because of i- Oh, that’s right >_>

one- are you a competitive person Normally no, but get me on league of legends or SSB and I swear to god, I am literally cancer.

makeup- what is your most heavily used makeup product Hair Gel~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

sheets- how many blankets do you sleep with Sheet - Cover - Top layer

chalk- what subject are you best at in school: I was good at everything that I put any effort into. Probably English or French, cause I hated it the least.

blush- are you easily embarrassed Not even remotely. I for real used to go by Shameless O’Malley. Actually, lemme tell you a story. This one time me and the crew were going skating during the teen skate at the local rink. It was reduced price for Highschool students, and despite the majority of us being past that part of our lives, we were close enough that we still looked like it. Anyway, the skate goes well, have a fun time, and then, right at the end, I look at my buddy, and say “Hey, I’m shameless right?” and that was basically our queue for for him to whip his phone out cause I was about to do some real shit. SO, he whips his phone out, and I start skating off to the back end of the rink. I take the fuck off from the wall, and as I’m going, I start to take off my shirt. I start hollering out something, and I start waving the shirt in a circle above my head. At this point people are starting to notice me, and so obviously, I have to step it the fuck up. I skate directly beside one of the workers at the rink who’s telling me to stop and like, not do whatever the hell it is I’m doing, and so I snatch the walkie talkie from his belt, and start jabbering into it about something, and I take off. So this goes on for maybe a minute or two before I decide, alright, Grand Finale time. I skate to the back of the rink, call out something very loudly, and one final time, I take off. Half way down the rink, I execute the most perfect and serene swan dive onto my bare stomach that one could imagine, and I strike a pose that was kinda shaped like a banana as I’m sliding across the ice. After a few seconds, I really start to feel the ice starting to scratch and kinda burn my stomach, so I flip over onto my back and I just start fucking spinning man. Round and fucking round I go, before I eventually stop. I am escorted off the ice by workers, and I get all my shit together, and am obviously banned from the rink for life.  2 Weeks later, I come back, and lose my shirt again. It was fucking wild man. So yeah, no, I am not even remotely easily embarrassed. 

water- when was the last time you cried I can count the number of times I’ve cried on my hands, and the last one was actually watching the office with a girl that words fail to describe. It was so cheesy too, but something about jim and pam just fucking rekts me man.

karma- do you believe in luck: Given how absolutely insanely lucky I am, yes.

lips- what is your favorite thing to taste Lips

cupcake- cookies, pie, ice cream or cake No cake, otherwise, yes.

music- list your 3 favorite bands or artists Kyle, Childish Gambino, Atlas

night- how many hours of sleep do you get Random. Sometimes it’s 2. Mostly it’s 4-6, occasionally it’ll be 7-9, very rarely I’ll get like 10-14 hours. Best sleeps are 5-6 hours for me

smile- how was your day today: It’s still super early tbh, 11 am, I’m normally still asleep