#god what's the fuxking point of anything if who you love just DIES

[lunarflwrs]

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[asafeplaceforus112]

Invincible season 2 episode 1

Uggghhhhhhhhh the pet comparison

Aaaaaaaahhhh awwwwweeeee

"rough" "rough"

The cloud looks like a frog ;)

They're practising it's fine

"why CNA you trust me" oh no oh no

I think this is a dream

The fuck is this

Oh my god fuck that

Where the fuck is eve

"who the fuck are you"

Ooooooooo~~~ invincible ~~~~

I would be so pissed at listening to that over and ocer

How the fuck

"gaaaaaaaaaaaasp lesbian" at eves new haidcut

So this is like an alternative universe maybe?

"now kiss"

who the fuck is that if not robot????

Awwwweee

Fucking brutal

"you should have died at birth" fucked up

This is bullshit

WHAT THE FUCK

THATS SO FUXKED UP

I hope he dies joyk shit that's worse

I fucking hate people like that

Are they about to multiverse this shit???? What the fuck

He just left his blood there????

Awwwe that's a good way to use powers

No way elephant man isn't based off of the rhino xD

I guess you would end up like that after that trauma

Awwwwee that's so cool I like that alot

I like how that one ambo quickly got back to it, coz they've been on shift with him before and just tkeeps going

Traumatised motherfucker

Oh??? He's not doing any combative stuff?

He's started doing an eve but different

The child died a horrific death right? I can't remember but prolly

Awwwwwweeee they're supporting each other

They should move, like just move house idk it'd personally make me feel better

"oh the clones?"

That's fucked up, fuck you dude I'd still be freaked out by you

XDDDDDDDDD I laughed at the portal thing

Ohhhhh coz they're good guys in that dudes universe

The comic fans are going crazy right now I bet

That's cool

XD they're wearing sandals

Rick and Morty portal colour

Awwweee this bit is really sweet

He looks like a tommyinnit

"too bad you didn't get your dad's genes" oh maaaann wrong words

The trump tie wearing dude has got good points

The traumatised dude damn

Awwwwwwwwwwwweee

Good for him, he should be allowed to be both

Awwwee good for them

Dumb fucker

Oh lord

"philanthropic nature" what the fuck is that word

"is this a Kang moment" ugh ofc

XDDD the clone thing xDDD

Oh I hope she doesn't try to kill her

"Olga is so beautiful, I'm so gay"

I hope they're friends, I want them to be friends

"now kisth"

I hate red

He seems cool

I hate rex

I just realised that rex is one of the VAs for a big mouth character

"is her voice different???"

I can't find anything but I assume it's right

I have a feeling that the dudes about to fuck over all the dudes who can't open dimensions

God that looks horrible

"I am large...and I contain multitudes" same dude man same

XD it's the line

JUST LISTEN

He got points

"you said we were special ))):"

"was that a Mr T version???"

Oh no dude oh no

oh shit

BRUH

"I want start my utopia with blood" kills a fuck ton of people

Honestly dude, moral relativist moment

PLEASE STOP with the invincible stuff

"damn they cheeked up"

Oh shit babe your kid shouldn't find you like thst

HE PULLED OUT THREE PLATES STOP THSTS SO SAD

Awwwweee she's great, AWWWWEEEEEEE

AWWWEEEE they got in!!!!!

Awwweee fall in love and be happy!!!!

It's fair but sad

Oh christ the corpses

Awwweeee noo he lost his brother )):

That's not his brother

OH FUCK THAT

THATS HIS BRAIN

Fuck that fuck that

Fuck that holy shit

I don't want to look at him anymore

He makes me so uncomfy

So fun so great

Holy shit that's horrific that's such bad texture

Oh he can do that???

))): he lost his brother

THEYLL KNOW WHO THE ORIGINAL IS AWWWEEE

[the-mu-in-muichirou]

The Pillars Play: Among Us

As promised...

weeks ago.

(i’ll get to the lion king one.... eventually)

 *vents away*

Giyuu:

Name: Giyuuuu

Color: Blue, Cyan or Black (but blue is go to)

Hat: no Hat

Skin: no skin

Pet: no pet

He gets killed first every time!

He can’t last even a minute before he gets killed or gets called sus in a meeting.

Doesn’t know where anything is.

Never finishes tasks unless it’s like 3.

Uses map to get around.

Stays on THE SKELD map

is wary of the other maps and their unfamiliarity.

If Impostor he gets caught on cams.

If he somehow lasts until the last 4 people and he comes with facts and helpful information will still be voted off.

Gets caught killing and venting.

Likes to be on cams

Shinobu:

Name: BFLY LADY

Color: Purple, Pink or White (Purple is go to)

Hat: Leaf, or flamingo

Skin: no skin

Pet: no pet

Is a MASTER at deflecting suspicions.

Will make another person seem sus and succeed 98% of the time.

Kills Giyuu off first every time as impostor

Struggles with the Key Card and Wires.

is good in any map

Is seen standing for waaay too long and seems sus.

If she gets killed off too early WILL NOT finish tasks to be petty.

Can’t be Impostor too skilled when killing.

Vents all over the place and never gets caught.

Usually calls emergency meetings to blame Giyuu.

It works even when giyuu isn’t impostor.

“bLuE iS kInDa sUs”

Mitsuri:

Name: Love Giver (she doesn’t understand this can be taken the wrong way.)

Color: Pink or Lime. (She will fight for pink tho Lime is if she really can’t get pink.)

Hat: Pink flower or Halo

Skin: no skin

Pet: No pet (she can’t put them through that loneliness if she dies)

If she’s Impostor will not kill.

She will sabatoge like hell and let people suspect eachother but won’t kill so if you’re her partner you’ll be doing all the killing.

Doesn’t understand how to do lab samples. Will do the first part and never comeback.

Likes playing on POLUS map.

Always in security after tasks finished.

Gets killed there 2/3 times when there.

Walks around before getting to security to find bodies.

Finds to many in a row and people suspect her.

Trusts so damn easily she doesn’t even have a clue who the impostor is.

“I saw blue vent but I could be wrong....”

Obanai:

Name: Serpent

Color: White or Black (if those aren’t available he’s not playing.)

Hat: He wears a mask

Skin: no skin

Pet: Brainslug

He will defend Misturi no matter what even if he knows she’s Impostor.

Accuses too quickly and gets offended when people don’t trust him.

Doesn’t vote without evidence and doesn’t trust without two people alibi.

Kills Giyuu first and blames Sanemi and Shinobu for it. Gets away with it.

Very fast Impostor.

Kills and dips from the scene immediately.

Never kills Misturi and will out his second impostor if they do kill her.

Stays kind of quiet during voting time so you never know if he’s the Impostor or just doesn’t care what’s going on.

Sanemi:

Name: Ohagi

Color: Lime, Dark Green, or white.

Hat: Wall cap

Skin: Wall Guard

Pet: Blue blob puppy

Forever crewmate

Makes him so angry he can never get Impostor

Impostor like 1 out of 30 games RIP.

He is surprisingly not killer happy and plays the long game.

Gains trust and alibis before killing.

Can never finish tasks peacefully.

Gets killed, emergency situations happen or emergency button gets pressed.

Is good at tracking who was with who and figuring out who impostor is.

Gets killed first or second because of this.

Rages in dead chat.

Usually wins as impostor.

Kyoujurou:

Name: Flamin Hot

Color: Orange, Red or Yellow

Hat: Crewmate Hat

Skin: Black suit

Pet: Mini Crewmate ( he would be a proud dad and cry when he has to be a ghost and his child is alone!)

Zooms through tasks

Is never seen throughout the whole game

You don’t know if he’s crewmate or Impostor until the game ends or he gets or voted off.

When he does makes an appearance he is seen following others to the point they run away and he chases them harder. (Why would you do this!??)

He’s just trying to make sure the person is safe even if he causes them to have a fucking heart attack bc of it.

Kills way to quickly as Impostor.

Closes doors so much it gets hard to do tasks.

Never gets caught venting??

Even if he literally does it in broad daylight

Will defend someone who he thinks is completely innocent because he saw them do a task!

“ White is safe!” “What do you mean you saw them vent?? Maybe you vented!”

Goes afk sometimes and comes to somebody killing right in front of him.

Tengen:

Name: God Uzui

Color: doesn’t care about the color he will be flamboyant no matter what

Hat: Crown

Skin: Captain

Pet: Stickman

DO NOT LET HIM BE ROOM MASTER

Will make the speed 3x and laugh while everyone struggles to do anything.

Will also take other people’s colors to mess with them.

Like playing on MIRA HQ map and venting all over the place.

Kills in Lab and is on balcony in a second.

That map is his territory when Impostor so be careful.

Doesn’t like being crewmate and wanders around most of the time.

“I purple vent.” “No you fucking didn’t!” “Cap. She definitely did!” (She didn’t)

“Green sus” they actually believe him even though he was literally wrong seconds ago!

Just happens to watch a murder happen and doesn’t say anything until the next round happens.

Kills others when they do downloads.

Presses the emergency button just to say someone seemed sus for no reason

Is a big troll.

Works amazingly with Kyojuro.

He kills while Kyojuro does Saratoges.

Hates getting paired up with Sanemi because they have such different playing styles. “Just fuxking kill!” , “stop killing everyone!”

Muichirou:

Name: u mist

Color: Cyan or Black

Hat: Bear ears

Skin: no skin

Pet: no pet

Passes by dead bodies

Doesn’t realize he’s impostor until he gets to first task and it says kill and sabatoge at the bottom of his screen.

Is impostor so much it’s hard to understand how it’s even possible that the others don’t suspect him at all. “It’s not possible to be impostor that many times in a row.” (Apparently it fucking is!)

Vents and kills in front others

Never gets caught that it’s annoying when you try to accuse him he’ll say he wasn’t even near the body and the others believe him.

Gets tasks done quickly.

Gets bored quickly and ends up leaving the game if nothing interesting happens.

Likes watching the others argue and purposely makes someone else seem sus even if he isn’t impostor to watch it go down.

Usually sticks by himself.

Stays down in vents and only comes out to kill and for his kill cool down to go down to do that again.

When he plays with the Kamaboko squad he mostly hangs around Tanjirou and kills zenitsu first.

Is standing in a random place FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!! Why!??!

Has zero clue someone died even on cams until somebody reports the body.

Gets distracted easily when he sees reactor or o2 go off.

Gyoumei:

Name: Praying

Color: Dark green or brown but ultimately doesn’t care

Hat: Fez

Skin: No skin

Pet: No pet

Is the most sanest player out of all of them!

Finishes his long tasks first before doing short ones.

Hates doing the dumb node task in polus map.

Always makes it like half way through the game before he gets killed off.

Is good at making guesses at who the Impostor is and being right!

Walks in at the wrong times and ends up being killed.

RIP

Was close to setting his name as stone dad.

Likes doing tasks and completing them. Makes him feel accomplished.

Doesn’t like being impostor

Gets away with it.

He always has an alibi no matter what. “I was with red.” “White saw me scan.” Like how!?!

Tries to get others to not vote based on “they were being sus”

Works 1/6 times.

He’s just very chill over all

[llawlietofficial]

my stream of consciousness during death note (2017)

So I finally watched this shit show last night, and kept a running document of every thought I had in order. Here are some of the top ones: (under the cut because....it gets a little long. it’s worth it though!) 

okay so first of all what the fuck is this opening song. 

LOSER LIGHT GETS PAID TO DO PEOPLES HOMEWOEK. 

Wow I wish I was as cool as goth head cheerleader Misa Mia

Ooh look at that chemistry

Light looks like a failed wannabe white guy kpop star

Someone gif those opening "death note" letters please

What's with the fucking illuminati symbols on the book ??

Rain makes everything more symbolic I can't believe the creativity of their choices

Aw he's seeing a girl get bullied OF COURSE that's motivation enough to kill

I can't believe Light is a feminist icon stepping in to save Misa Mia like that.

Oh god his whole speech about “technically you bullying me is child abuse” needs to be a copypasta. Someone needs to slap that kid.

SOMEONE JUST SLAPPED THAT KID.

Why does his voice sound like that

Why does his face look like that

Why does he have frosted tips

I can't believe Light is the loser loner pining after the head cheerleader with a girlfriend.

Light is ?? A troublemaker ???

Why is the death note so crusty looking

Marbles.

LIGHT'S SCREAMS MAKE ME SCREAM I want that as my ringtone

"Shall we begin." Wow I love Star Trek Into Darkness.

"Some 8 foot tall demon looking motherfucker" is honestly the best possible description of Ryuk so at least they got that one right.

RIP Light's first victim, Kenny Doyle. You will be missed. 

This Bitch chooses one of the most violent possible deaths for his first victim ???? But canon light didn't like. Start out wanting to cause his victims physical pain. He's not a sadist he's a moral janitor. 

CANON LIGHT WOULD HAVE THOUGHT CHEATING WAS A BIG DEAL !! HE WOULD HAVE KILLED PEOPLE LIKE HIMSELF !!

Oh my god he's so angsty just get a fucking diary.....wait...

Wow I love blatant exposition dropping. I wonder how many times him and his dad have had that exact same conversation over dinner conveniently explained Light's tragic backstory. 

Because this is America. You can't kill people without a tragic backstory (if you're white)

Is he going to scream like that every time Ryuk shows up?

"Your fingers are huge." Hmm? Why do you care about that, Light? Unless you have something you want to share with the class? 

I can't believe they changed Ryuk's motivation that's like everything about him as a character. He didn’t say he was bored like, a single time in this whole series what’s the point. 

He has a whole file on his tragic backstory that he keeps laying around in his room this is next level bullshit.

JESUS FUCKINF CHRIST LIGHT WHAT HAPPENED TO SIMPLE HEART ATTACKS

He. Impaled himself. On a steak knife.

Light's mom was a hippie !!!!!

I can't believe Light's motivation is "karma's a bitch" what an icon. 

I can't believe Misa Mia’s turned on by murder.

Actually. I can believe that.

Light's just. Carrying around the death note right in the open.

"I can't tell you” *brief pause* “so you really want to know?" BITCH YOU EIDN'T EVEN LET HER ANSWER. SHE SEEMED SO UNINTERESTED ANYWAY. WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS COMPULSIVE NEED TO CONFESS THAT YOU’RE A MURDERER! 

LIght wants pussy that bad.

"Your poetry sucks" okay I actually kind of like that line, Misa Mia’s a snarky bitch like she deserves to be. 

She looks bored. Light she doesn't want part of your murder fest !! you don't have to confess so often !! 

as soon as the police swat car hit that guy my friend turned to me and said "when you're a police officer but still text and drive"

Ooh blurry lights that's an edgy cinnamon topography choice.

I don’t like how everyone in this movie is all mumbling.

How many people are going to make mood boards out of the scene where Light and Misa Mia are leaning against that neon sign???

"Do you think I'm crazy?" "If anything I think you're not crazy enough" wow I love the joker and harley quinn!! normal is just a setting on the dryer~~~ rawr

TEHY'RE POST MURDER FUCKING

I said out loud "I can't believe they're going to post murder fuck" and my friend said "But you'd think that was kinky in high school" and i said "hell I think that's kinky now" why am i like this

I can't believe this whole murder fuck montage. They're so cute and in love. My friend just said “relationship goals” and i want to turn off this movie.

Is that Beastly in their school library????

"What they want is a god." 

Okay actually I can see Light getting off on talking about he's a god while fucking. I've read enough fanfiction to prepare me for that scene.

Why does he look like that??

I just love that "Kira saves" graffiti

Why did Kira kill 11 people in a nightclub what did they do ? so serial cheating for money is okay but getting drunk and having sex isn’t?? alright Light. 

L looks like a serial killer with the mask and the hoodie and the dead bodies and I’m.......not loving the look

WATARI ISN'T EVEN JAPANESE. THAT'S NOT EVEN HIS NAME. WHY IS THE ONLY JAPANESE ACTOR THE ONLY CHARACTER CANONICALLY NOT JAPANESE. 

I appreciate his continued sweets addiction though. He is. The only good thing in this movie.

Is he singing wizard of oz what the fu k is happening in this movie

Why do they all talk so quiet

the most inaccurate thing that’s happened so far is actually L taking a nap

Could Light act....a little LESS blatantly on Kira's side????

Detective James Turner.

Honestly this movie is just......boring.

I feel like the voices are at a much lower volume than the music and it’s just...bad

How does he know Kira's in Seattle ??? Is this explained or did I just miss it ???

"What would you do if some guy fucked me?" "I’d kill him." Wow I love this scene in Baby Driver.

I want that furniture. 

Oh I get it. His voice is muffled because of that fucking face mask. 

"Rest your glutes" 

All the things they could have kept and they kept L and Watari giving Light's dad ice cream?

Okay we see Light and Misa at school all the time, but are they ever ??? In class ??

OF COURSE L IMMEDIATELY GOES ON NATIONAL TV

L in a big black hoodie with the big American flag waving in the background is exactly what I expected out of this adaptation.

Light telling Ryuk to shut the fuck up is something I imagined hundreds of times in the anime but never thought I would be lucky enough to see on screen. 

"Besides I think you can tell when you're sitting across from a killer like Kira." HAHAHAHAHA WOW I LOVE THIS DRAMATIC IRONY !!

Light is smart. We know this because we keep saying how smart he is. It doesn’t matter that he’s not making any smart decisions. We said he’s smart so he is. 

I can't believe it's dark outside and they're both wearing sunglasses. You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Douche bags. And blind people.

Ooh Misa Mia doesn't want to pop popcorn and murder a few people there's gotta be trouble in Hollywood romance paradise

I hate the music choices in this movie. a lot. 

"There are no sides. Only the game.” what. 

I can believe Misa Mia’s casually watching torture porn on tv

WHY IS LIGHT'S DAD BASICALLY COMMITTING SUICIDE BY ANNOUNCINF HIS NAME AND HAVINF A PRESS CONFERENCE AND WHY DOES HIS VOICE SOUND LIKE THAT. there's a difference between not being afraid and being a fucking idiot !!! 

I can't believe Light just admitted to not being the good guys anymore.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MISA MIA IS LIGHT ???

Light needs to put his dick away. He really needs to put his dick away.

The cafe scene is really aesthetically pleasing and I hate it. 

"I don't do check, Light, only checkmate" FUUUUCK. 

IS THIS HOe FUXKING ADMITTING ?? THIS DUMB HOE IS ADMITTING TO BEING A SERIAL MURDERER AND ASKING L TO JOIN HIM THIS IS. A SHITTY FANFICTION. WHY IS HE SO DUMB. WHY DOES HE CONFESS TO WVERYONE HE TALKS TO.

Is Light going to get back with her just because she said I love you  ?? LIGHT SHE TRIED TO KILL UR DAD respect yourself !! 

Watari isn't his real name ????  Also what's the point leaving him alive? Free ice cream? Jesus light.

Why do they say Kira with the accent if it's not Japanese ?

L is.....coming slightly unhinged.....he seems.... to have a lot more anger issues that he needs to work through.

LIGHT IN A TOP HAT. I can't believe they're going to this dance. 

I just said "At a certain point it's not even entertaining anymore. It's just pathetic." and my friend, who is now drunk, said "I'm still pretty entertained but maybe it's because I'm drunk."

I can't believe L grew up in that creepy ass murder shack. 

Actually. I can believe L grew up in that creepy ass murder shack. Also I saw the illuminati symbol like five times in that house so what's the truth????

HE DOES HAVE A NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME STICKER IN HIS LOCKER I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EDIT.

Lmao I can't believe Misa Mia was the real mastermind the whole time. "You don't get to feel morally superior for being a pussy." OH SHIT. Oh my fuckin god he fuckin dead.

also L needs to calm the fuck down. Do they not teach you how to drive in the orphanage?

I don't know just what happened with that store owner attacking the armed black man assaulting the teenager in an alley way but it felt racist.

Light is desperate and pathetic. Has he made....a single smart decision?

"JESUS TAKE THE FERRIS WHEEL!!! TAKE IT FROM MY HAND !!!"

Chicago's I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love? Are you fucking kidding me?

At least Misa Mia died how she lived. Aesthetically pleasing. 

What the fuck is even happening in this movie. HE CONFESSED TO HIS DAD TOO. 

"I thought I was going to kill all the bad guys and re good guys would win but it wasn't like that" OH LOOK !! CONVENIENTLY A MORAL !!

and in the end, the white loner character who develops a god complex and goes on a murderous rampage killing hundreds of people and declaring himself god.....gets away with it......but at least he learned a valuable lesson about the nature of good and evil !!!! 

anyway those are my thoughts I hope you liked them !!