#god. the yapperrrrr
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welcome to my blog! 👋
my name is lex! I'm 21 and my pronouns are he/him.
this is my sideblog for all my selfshipping endeavours! I'm a huge selfshipper and it's something that's very personal to me.
if you were looking for my main blog, you can find it over at @lexintothenex!
my number one beloved is tintin from the adventures of tintin. I've been in love with him since 15/04/24. he's incredibly dear to me. 🩵
secondary f/os of mine include:
vault boy from the fallout franchise,
and spirou from spirou & fantasio!
I'm nonsharing with all of my f/os - HEAVILY so with tintin, sorry! current mutuals are the only exception.
I also have a strawpage if you'd ever like to send me something or ask me any questions! I'm generally more active over on twitter, so that's where they'll be posted. of course you are also always free to just send me asks on here!
thank you for reading yay. :-)
also a note here to please get off my blog if you think tintin is under 18 I don't want you here. I only selfship with him with the context of him being an adult; anything otherwise would be weird and gross.
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It’s so great that I don’t have to waste any mental energy being stressed by the ever-present “because you watched Xena, you’ll like Hercules” Amazon prime suggestions that constantly force me to remember Kevin Sorbo exists in the same universe as me, because the most divine form of retribution is the fact that he has to wake up every single day for the rest of his life and remember that it was (in no small part) HIS show that kickstarted every sapphic couple in TV or movies we’ve had for the past 30 years and that- is lovely <3
#the yapperrrrr#god I hate that guy#but then I remember Chrissy teigen going ‘hot take boy Xena’ and know that shit must’ve haunted him#hilarious#random shit#xwp#xena warrior princess#xena#lucy lawless
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i need everyone to know that 60% of our notes app documents are random poems, 30% is fanfiction, and the last 10% of it is essay-esque bullshit like this

#ray's tag#the yapperrrrr#anyways yeah.#thank god we have most of our assignments done because we're gonna be here for a while i think#undescribed#keys' writing
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it’s so great to be aware of how crazy you are. yippeeeee this behaviour is not normal give me four to sixteen weeks to figure out why then I can go “fuck!” to myself at six in the morning
#no the reason I seem incapable of going on a fourth date is………because of them. yeag. they the problem obvi#*stares unnervingly at nothing for five minutes* anyway.#the yapperrrrr#🤷♀️#this oussy too good and this bitch too crazy#and not even the fun movie girl crazy#I’m just gonna talk until physically stopped about the most inane things until you want to never see me again lmaoooo#oh whatever rebeccah ggggag#nooooo but like..did he think I was sooo cool and sooo great and he wants a relationship but I’m moving so he’s like. okay 👻#godddddd……I feel like I’m gonna claw my teeth out. the texts were regular I thought I had plans with him but then. poof! nothing#abd now I’m debating just like. knocking on his front door like it’s 1996 and I am a CHILD#I am beinggggggg CHILDISH#RRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHhhhmmm. maybe i should have been more aggressive with the pegging promise#but i get scared they will think im. ugh whatever. Good God Girl Get A GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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