#goddd this episoded KILLED MEEEE

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TUA Season 2 Thoughts

ok so i watched season 2 before i decided to start actually posting on here so i didn’t take notes of my reactions oops

however i did text my friend a lot while i was watching it

but she hasn’t seen it yet so i had to keep it spoiler free

so here is my best attempt to add the spoilers and context back into those notes 

they retconned the turning-back-to-children thing huh?

THE SOUNDTRACKKKK

five keeps ending up in the apocalypse doesn’t he

noooo agnes

WAIT OH MY GOD WAIT THEY DID NOT JUST KILL HAZEL

oh my god i already love lila

wow five is a bit evil sometimes

vanya is such a mom

KLAUS IS JESUS NOW

why can diego escape a straightjacket REGINALD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS POOR BABY

WAIT WHAT 

wow they really just brought the handler back

THE FISH IS CALLED AJ AND I LOVE HIM

lila is such a sassy bitch and i love it

that is a frozen head in a freezer

that is a lot of mannequins

aww baby pogo

wait one moment thats a pet shop if they don’t include mr pennycrumb im gonna be so mad

luther just sadly eating a cupcake

DAVE

wow that is depressingly similar to the black lives matter protests

nooo wait lila’s not a villain right?

WHAT 

THE HANDLER’S DAUGHTER?????

im a little confused about the timeline of when the handler adopted lila

oh my god diego and lila dancing my little pan heart can’t take this

WHAT WHAT HOW IS GRACE HERE

WAIT DID VANYA JUST FUCKING RESURRECT HARLAN

five just screaming in ancient greek

wow so pogo and luther really are very similar then

luther did not just throw five off a staircase

ok episode 5 is definitely my favourite so far

‘technically’

oh my god allison and klaus and vanya are total chaos

wait is that a cover of bad guy??

THIS SCENE IS SO COOL

wow that is a painfully ugly outfit

wait how can lila teleport

i think i read somewhere that in the comics the commission changed five’s dna? so maybe that’s why lila can teleport?

oh my goddd team zero 

reginald can you just stop being The Worst for one fucking second

DIEGO NOOOO

wait how did five get to 1982?

wow that vending machine is very dead

oh and so is the board of directors

the fish is running away

welp i guess the handler runs the commission now???

oh my god i so want to see five and vanya fight now

klaus just threw up ben

oh no this paradox psychosis thing sounds like its gonna be stupid

so vanya has been drugged

so episode 8 is my least favourite of the whole show

LUTHER YOU LITERALLY JUST DECIMATED THE TIMELINE

if they fucking dare to kill five i will riot

ooh brains yum

‘YOU WISH YOU COULD PULL OFF THESE SHORTS’

‘IM THE DADDY HERE!’

SHE ATE AJ

OH SHIT BEN

THE FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER

wow my blood pressure is probably through the roof right now

oh shit its bens funeral dont do this to meeee

wait do ghosts age? 

this familyyyy

‘we didn’t kill the board’��‘uh actually’

oh no someone’s gonna die and i think its vanya

NO WAIT DID THEY JUST KILL FIVE

oh ok i guess he survived a large amount of bricks falling on him???

oh damn lila can copy powers i guess that explains some shit

WAIT SHE’S ONE OF THE 43???

no no no wait

did everyone just fucking die???

ok uh lila will fix this by time travelling or something

well shit i guess she’s dead too

ohhh ok so five’s somehow still alive which is cool

oh my god this is such a badass moment

WAIT NO IS HE GONNA DIE TO SAVE EVERYONE ELSE

i guess not

wow that was an emotional rollercoaster

nooo sissy

wait harlan still has powers?? also i literally dreamt this exact scene????

ok everything is just fine?? there’s no way

oh shit alternate timeline?

THE SPARROW ACADEMY?

BEN?!

so uh yeah that was my reactions to this season