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[kittyandco]

you mustve been asked this already you dont have to answer but what is your relationship with Prince Charming like? and whats your self insert like :0 when i made mine i made them a jester..

1) holy SHIT that’s an epic idea & i would love to hear... 

2) ALRIGHT ALRIGHT yeah, i do get a lot of repeat asks but i totally don’t mind answering! i’ll probably insert links to relevant posts too for more explanation. gonna try to organize this but i will not care if i switch from first to third person LMAO. everything under the cut uwu

3) so my s/i is a runaway. (which i titled my first fic i wrote with us haha...) 

she ran from her family long ago, and ended up in shrek’s swamp. they had to learn to live in the same area... mostly shrek, though. he did the most adjusting. i didn’t care so long as i had somewhere to stay and not get robbed by the weirdos who lurked in the forest. 

so because of that, she’s callous and skeptical of humans... but has a soft-hearted side, too, like shrek. the fact that charming is the exact type of person that made her so indifferent toward the world didn’t help at first. everything about him was repulsive... but also horribly inviting. ugh

honestly even though she’s been beaten down by just about everyone in her life, especially after publicly associating with ogres, she still has confidence in herself to stay strong in her negative convictions. just about everything’s justified. you’d think she’d be indecisive and lame, but just the opposite. especially when the man, The Man is now hers? well... time to never shut up about it. that isn’t to say there isn’t a lot of inner conflict but it’s mostly just that: internal. pain? confusion? don’t know them lol 

AND A BITCH IS NOT IMMUNE TO HIS SO CALLED “CHARMING” TENDENCIES. OK I’M WITH Y’ALL, I RELATE, even if i roll my eyes and scoff at every advance don’t dare stop

also: she aspires to be a knight!! i don’t talk about that enough, but that’s her most profound dream, above all else. only problem is that she doesn’t embody basically any of the qualities that a knight would require sfajdfk 

our relationship is a lot of learning... we come from opposite worlds, but really come together over shared experiences that we wouldn’t expect the other to have gone through. this was part of his appeal to me in real life, what made me relate to him most... the whole fairy godmother situation. it’s funny and all but every time i’m sitting there sweating like yeah haha overbearing mother trying to use her child for her own gain? HILARIOUS........ 😳 but i’m not absolving charming of blame here. he’s Not Great, but there’s clearly more to it, at least from my perspective. (and serious talk aside too i love fairy godmother as a character, who doesn’t, just not in this context asdsjk) 

shared trauma aside, i think we compliment each other so well. he doesn’t feel as pressured to “woo” me every three seconds. (i mean HE STILL DOES I AIN’T COMPLAINING, i actually find it funny sometimes. which he doesn’t understand, but he soon comes to like it because he appreciates seeing me happy... altho sometimes he’s like ok kitty seriously i’m not joking you really are beautiful please listen to me i am trying to flirt with you stop) we can joke and play around, and... he’s never gotten to really do that; chivalric code and all. i don’t see him as the helpless pawn that other people do. he is his own person with feelings... his want for FFA is not his only aspiration. he can be a little clumsy, but that’s because he’s hardly gotten to do anything for himself... and i don’t want him to always be reliant on someone for approval. i’ll let him do things on his own, and even if it isn’t exactly how i wanted it, i know he did his best... and that’s all i could ask for because his best is what i love so much. 

alright i’m leaving before i get emotional