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qyllenhaal · 3 years

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Two Cheers for Halloween

Dad!Chris Evans x Reader. 3rd POV. Word Count: 2.8k.

Summary: Halloween is right around the corner and Chris finds his wife's old cheerleading uniform while she looks for a costume to wear.

Content: established relationship, domestic life, smut (18+ only, MINORS DNI), unprotected sex, doggy style, cumshot, a little bit of roleplaying.

Preparing for Halloween used to be so easy. All Y/n had to do was find the perfect costume, and find out who was throwing the party she was going to attend. It was even more fun when she met Chris and they began going together, and sometimes even dressing up in those corny couples costumes. The holiday reminds her of her late teen and college years when she could go all out and just have fun.

Now with two kids, Halloween is no longer about her. It's all about what the kids want, which is not a problem, but she misses the fun she used to have on the day. Halloween is two days out and she still doesn't have a costume for herself.

June, their oldest, was insistent on throwing a Halloween party while Charlie only wanted to go trick-or-treating. They bickered about it for a straight week and Y/n couldn't be bothered to deal with them. Chris had to turn on his dad voice and help them come to a compromise. June can have some friends over in the afternoon and then they will go trick-or-treating later in the evening. They were lucky that Halloween fell on a Saturday this year or else they'd have to pick one or the other.

It's not even a real party, yet June has Y/n running around and picking up things for the store for her little get-together. June wants Halloween-themed decorations, spider cupcakes, Halloween music, and a fog machine. She swears that Chris put that last demand in their daughter's head because she was too young to even know what a fog machine was. But, Y/n was going to get it regardless. She curses herself for telling her husband all those years ago that she will be the one in charge of parties. She just can't trust Chris to successfully throw a party without her help, but god does she wish she never made that rule.

She has just a brief moment for herself and she's spending it looking through a box of her old costumes. All the good ones were understandably sold out at the store so she had to repeat a costume. If push came to shove, she will just throw on some overalls and one of Chris's old flannels and call herself a scarecrow. But that's just so lazy and for someone who was never lazy when it comes to Halloween, she doesn't want to do that.

Chris was home a little bit earlier than he had planned. Y/n sent him to the store to get some of the ingredients she needs for June's little party she's having. The house is quiet because the kids are at school, but he doesn't even hear Y/n moving around. Her car is in the garage, so she's still here, but she's just nowhere to be found.

"Y/n? Where are you!?"

"In the basement!" She calls back to him.

Chris places the grocery bags on the counter and goes to find his wife in their basement. He was greeted by the sight of her digging in one of their many unpacked cardboard boxes.

"What are you looking for?"

"A costume."

Chris was dumbfounded. He could have sworn she talked about having a costume, but the last few weeks have been somewhat of a blur, so he could have misheard her.

As she moves things around, he catches a few glimpses of the costumes she's worn before they had kids. One year they went as Gomez and Morticia Addams, and another as Jessica and Roger Rabbit. He can remember what they did after leaving those parties she dragged him to.

"Aww, look," he grabs a small cowboy hat from the box. It was a part of Charlie's Woody costume he wore for his first Halloween. June was Jessie while Y/n and Chris went as Mr. and Mrs. Potato. "Remember when our son was that small?"

"Remember when our kids didn't argue over what to do for Halloween?"

"Stop worrying," he pressed a kiss to her cheek. "This weekend is going to turn out perfect. June is very happy you're letting her have this little party. She would not stop talking about it on the way to school. And, Charlie is also very happy he gets to dress up as that Paw Patrol character. These kids really appreciate all of your hard work."

Y/n knows it's true, but with their kids wanting conflicting things she just wants everything to go smoothly. Wherever she feels like she's slacking, Chris is going to be there to help her out.

"I still need a costume for when we go trick-or-treating," she sighed.

He could help her with planning their Halloween day, but the costume is all on her. She shot down everything he suggested; even the cute couples costume ideas she would have loved if it was any other year.

"You'll find something."

He glances down at the box she's still rummaging through and he notices a costume he hasn't seen before. It's a cheerleading costume. He pulls it out without her noticing and holds it up to let it unfold itself. It wasn't a costume because it has her college alma mater on it.

"I didn't know you were a cheerleader," he says, absolutely confused. He's heard a lot about her college years, but she's never mentioned cheerleading.

Y/n glances at the old uniform he holds in his hands before turning back to the task at hand, "only for one year. I hated it so much; I only joined because my friend begged me to. I wasn't even that good so I don't know how I got on the team," she says nonchalantly.

"How come you didn't tell me?"

"I didn't think it was that important? Plus I swore I threw that thing out years ago."

Chris honestly wasn't too concerned with her explanation. He keeps staring at the uniform and imagines his wife in it. It's been years since she's been in undergrad, but he believes she can still fit it.

"Why don't you wear it this Saturday?"

"Are you kidding me? That thing is so short, all the parents in the neighborhood slam the door in our face."

To hell with them, Chris thought to himself. He wasn't thinking about his neighbors when his mind could only process the thought of seeing his wife's soft thighs in such a short skirt.

"Try it on for me."

His words broke Y/n out of her concentration and she looked at him with a sense of disbelief.

"You're serious aren't you?"

With a shrug Chris answers, "what can I say? I'm a simple man that wants to see his wife in her old college cheerleading costume."

Y/n didn't feel like putting up a fight. She grabbed the costume from his hands and disappeared. Chris felt like he had won the lottery as he plopped down on their old couch that now sits in the basement.

He was waiting for some time for her to come back down to the basement. He almost thought she played him until he heard footsteps coming down the stairs. He sits up in anticipation and he's not disappointed when she's within sight.

"Wow," he says in disbelief, making Y/n feel all shy. She was a bit worried about how she looked in it. It's been years, over a decade longer since she's put it on.

"Come here baby," he says with lust in his voice. Chris was rendered speechless; he didn't have anymore jokes or teasing left in him. He was weak to how good she looked in her old cheerleading uniform.

"Does it look good? It's kind of old."

Y/n is not feeling as shy anymore. In fact she's the one teasing him now. He hasn't picked up his jaw since she's stepped down the stairs. The uniform is so short on her now that all it takes is for her to bend over a few inches and he'll be able to see her panties.

"Come here," he says again, this time with less patience.

Y/n walks over to him and feels his greedy hands grab at her. Chris rubs up her back before sliding down to her ass. She gasps as he moves under her skirt and grabs a handful of her ass.

"You're evil for hiding this from me," he says before pressing a kiss to her covered stomach.

There was a bulge forming in his pants and Y/n didn't have to see it to know he's mind-numbingly hard. She bends down, not only giving him a peak of her tits, but also unbuckling his jeans just enough for his bulge through his boxes to poke through. Y/n turns around and rubs her ass on his erection. Chris can feel her puffy pussy through her panties and he groans at some of the tension being relieved. He can barely control himself just seeing her in the outfit, now he's supposed to sit through her teasing. Both of them know once he pulls himself out and gets her panties off, he's not going to be nice to that poor pussy.

"Do you like it daddy?" She rubs herself harder against him.

"Fuck you're so precious." His hand comes down on her ass and he takes pride in making her inhale sharply. "Wanna show daddy what you learned as a cheerleader?"

Chris didn't answer as he lifted her dress to expose her white, cotton panties. His hands travel up her body and gropes her tits underneath the uniform. Her nipples are so hard against his touch but he makes them impossibly harder by taking them in between two fingers and squeezing them. "Fuck daddy," she winces at the slight pain he causes her but it makes the blood rush to her clit.

Chris turns her around and fully lifts up her dress. She looks so good and he begins to suck on her tits. His tongue flicks over her nipples as he pulls her closer. Her clothed pussy brushes against his thigh and she whines for him.

"Need you so bad daddy," she whines.

"Bend over the couch."

Chris holds onto her hips as he slightly manhandles her. He doesn't give her much of a choice because he bends her over the arm of the couch himself. Her ass is perfectly propped up for him. Chris pulls down her panties and admires how wet she is already. He grabs the underside of her and spreads her pussy apart with his thumbs just to watch her arousal cling to her holds. He hears Y/n whimper at the gesture, but it turns into moans when he presses his face into her sex for just a taste.

"Oh god baby," she moans.

She places her hand on the back of his head and pushes him in even deeper. The "little taste" he was going in for turned out to be more than that because she just couldn't get enough of his tongue in her pussy. He purposefully avoids her clit and just licks at her folds. He moans into her and it makes Y/n feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

She lets go of his head when she feels him trying to pull away. Her thighs are almost trembling with desire and she wants to feel him filling her up so bad.

Chris takes himself out of his boxers and lays his cock on her ass. He feels so heavy and thick, something Y/n knows but can never get over. He begins to saw his cock between her cheeks. Y/n hates to be teased, but he just has so much doing it. She is lucky today though because he's not going to tease her for too long; he's too damn eager himself.

He grabs the base of his cock and aims the head at her opening. Watching her pussy stretch to take him in was so delicious.

"Nice, warm cheer pussy," he purrs. He places a hand on her lower back to guide her on and off of his cock.

Y/n slowly rocks back and forth on him, grabbing a nearby pillow to squeeze it as she accommodates his size. She usually takes it slow for the first few minutes, but Y/n is eager in thrusting back against him and fucking herself on his cock.

Chris was mesmerized with the way her skirt keeps flying up and her ass jiggling with each thrust. He didn't have to do much work because Y/n was doing it for him. Her soft moans get louder when his cock moves deeper inside of her. She feels the tip slightly brush against her cervix and it makes her slightly delirious.

"Oh daddy," she whines.

She was so lost chasing her high that she was moving faster than Chris could handle. He feels his cock twitching inside of her, but he doesn't want to cum just yet.

"Okay, okay, slow down there girl," he says with an exasperated laugh. "You're throwing that pussy back a little too much...you're going to make me explode and we just started," he grabs a hold of her hips to slow her down, "Eager little thing."

"It just feels too good," she tries to explain. She looks back at Chris with a pout and big eyes that almost makes him want to let her have her fun — almost.

"I know baby, but let daddy enjoy being inside you," he coos. Her walls feel like silk around him and he loves the sound her pussy makes every time he thrust inside of her. While she wanted him to take her hard and fast, she was relegated to him fucking her deep and slowly. Y/n thought the outfit would make him rabid, but instead he's taking his time being inside of her sweet pussy.

"Fuck, this pussy feels so good — missed being inside of my wife's tight pussy," one of his hands come down heavy on her ass to watch it ripple from the impact. It seemed to have made her pussy gush around him. "This pussy was made for me. You're so perfect baby, you're going to make me cum."

His voice becomes whinier the longer he fucks her like this. She was moaning into the fabric of the couch as his fingers dug deeper into her hip. This slow pace was agonizing for both of them, but Chris thought the view made it all worth it.

"Are you gonna cum for me? Daddy wants to see you cum so bad."

Y/n is speechless from the mind-numbing pleasure she feels, but she still has the energy to nod her head for him. She can feel her orgasm approaching and she wishes it could come faster, but Chris holds her down against the arm of the couch and he's not letting her move at all; he's in control here.

"Then cum for me. Let me watch my wife cum all over my big cock."

His voice is so commanding and deep, it sends shivers down her spines and leaves her obedient. The head of his cock brushes against her cervix one more time and her vision becomes obscured. Her entire body begins to shake as she starts to cum for her husband.

"That's it baby — oh fuck that pussy is so tight."

Chris is dangerously close to his own climax because of how good her walls feel spasming around him. He lets her ride out her high before pulling out of her.

"C'mon," he says in a hurry as he pats her ass. Y/n doesn't have to know more to understand that he wants her on her knees in front of him. She's tired, but pulls herself off of the couch and kneels before him.

Chris strokes his cock to the sight of her tear-stained face with her tongue sticking out.

"Please cum all over my face baby," she whispers.

Chris groans as his cum sputters out of him and paints his wife's pretty face. A lazy smile spreads on Y/n's face when the first few drops fall onto her face. Some of it drips down onto her uniform and stains the initials of her alma mater.

"So good baby...so good," he coos as his stroking becomes more relaxed. He emptied his balls on her face. If Chris wasn't spent and had nothing to do after this, he would give it some time and go for round two.

Y/n scoops up the cum from her chin, cheek, and bridge of her nose and pops her cum-covered finger in her mouth all while looking Chris in the eyes. She knows he's weak to the sight of her playing with his cum.

"I hope you enjoyed this because I'm throwing this uniform out by the end of the night."

#chris evans #chris evans x reader #chris evans smut #chris evans x you #chris evans x y/n #dad!chris evans #fic #smut

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findingroleplays · 2 years

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hey, hey! 18+ writer looking for fellow 18+ roleplay partners on discord! i know it’s far from spooky season, but i have the BIGGEST muse right now for a gomez addams x morticia addams (the addams family) roleplay. perhaps we can explore their younger years? their first meeting? anything and everything! i’m just dying to delve into their passionate, unconventional, borderline unhinged dynamic head first. i can write as either and have no preference! nsfw content and “dark” material may be included, so again, PLEASE be 18+ if you’re interacting with this post. if you’re interested, feel free to drop a like and i’ll come to you! thank you so much!

#18+#the addams family

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insfiringyou · 3 years

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what would the couples wear for halloween?

I can fully imagine Yoongi and Jeong-sun showing up at a fancy dress party in normal clothes and using the excuse they are serial killers 'because they look like everyone else' :')! But mainly because they don't want to take part.

Jimin x Ara and V x Cassandra would definitely get the most 'into' Halloween couples costumes. Jimin and Ara would play it cute and a bit sexy (think Romeo and Juliet from the Baz Luhrmann film, with the wings and knight costume). V and Cass would either go full-on hollywood glam, or something a bit historical and suggestive (like they did in their roleplay scenario). I could also see them as Morticia and Gomez Addams from the Addam's Family or Beetlejuice and Winona Ryder.

Jungkook and Young-soon would also enjoy dressing up (though I imagine she'd take a bit more convincing) and go for an angel and devil or something quite standard like zombies. I don't think either would be really shy about using unattractive face paint. Though I do think they'd rock Sandy and Danny from Grease!

J-Hope and Nana wouldn't go too over the top but would enjoy wearing head pieces or quirky off the rack costumes. They might just do a bit of face paint and not really dress as anything in particular.

RM and Ji-eun would be a bit more classy and go for something like James Bond and a Bond girl, or just wear glamorous costumes in general. In private, she might have a few sexy costumes.

Jin and Min-seo would just go cute...matching Harry Potter initial sweaters (we think Jin has definitely subjected her to Harry Potter since they got married) or maybe the Flintstones.

#bts #bts x oc #rm #jin #suga #j-hope #jimin #v #jungkook #bts rm #bts jin #bts suga #bts j-hope #bts jimin #bts jungkook #bts couples #bts halloween

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howlingmoonrise · 3 years

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Dear Yuletide Writer (2021)

Hello, dear writer! I hope this Yuletide gives you a break from the hell year it's been, and that you have fun with your assignment! Below the cut you'll find squicks and kinks, as well as a few prompts and character dynamics ;) Obviously you don't have to follow any of these (though I hope you'll respect my squicks!) but hopefully this letter will help you out!

(sorry about the weird formatting, somehow this added extra spaces everywhere when copy-pasting from dreamwidth. i tried to clean it up some but augh.)

general things i like

pining! so much pining!

this is usually the part where i say i prefer non-established to established a hundred times over, but this year two thirds of my fandoms are actually exceptions to the rule??? further details on their sections

either gen or romance is fine, if romance isn't really your thing. what really does it for me is the dynamics between the characters and how they find unprecedented levels of kinship and trust and intimacy and understanding in each other, not necessarily romantic acts

bickering is great! unless you're writing for Morticia/Gomez (which have an entirely different dynamic), the characters can be a little petty and/or banter-y. as a treat.

sticking to the original characterizations and the tone of canon is a definite plus!!!

“missing scenes” and “what if” canon-divergent situations are excellent, as are continuations from where canon left us depending on the fandom! more details on the sections for the respective fandoms i GUESS

casual intimacy is super fun, especially when adapted to the character dynamics. a bickering pair being casually comfortable adds a whole new depth to it, enemy dynamics makes is hilarious since the other half would have zero clue as to how to react, a pair that is already comfortable with each other that they do stuff without communicating is so intimate, mix and match however you like!

fun tropes i enjoy (a bit romance-leaning but if you’re not into that then some of these can probably be adapted): fake dating, accidentally got roped into x and shenanigans of all sorts keep happening, misunderstood confessions, groundhog day au, one or both the characters having stupid levels of denial while technically in a relationship and just not realizing it like What Do You Mean We’re Dating??, that sorta thing.

TROPE SUBVERSION ALL THE WAY!

-- general things i dislike

kidfics. babyfics. next gen fics. pregnancy fics, or even pregnancy discussed in the fic is a major squick of mine. the one exception i make for kidfics is for kids already existent in canon and even then I'd rather not see too much of it, but no babies or children otherwise please.

future fics/time skips in general, actually. what i enjoy is the relationship development, so huge time skips make me feel like we missed way too much

angst is... meh. i don't dislike it but it really depends on how it’s done, usually it feels like it’s angst for the sake of angst instead of giving the fic some actual meat. i’d pass at least on most content with major character death, sexual abuse, self-harm, gender/sexuality angst, the like. beyond that, feel free to go ahead! (but at least give the thing a happy ending)

hard AUs are a bit ugh to me. by this i mean AUs that rely heavily on setting, such as high school AUs, harry potter AUs, that sort of thing. i DO however enjoy stuff like soulmate AUs and alternate canon AUs, depending on the concept and on the fandom. more details in their own sections if you enjoy writing those!

i heavily dislike things involving cheating/infidelity, sickfics, and genderbending of any kind is a bit ehhhh for me, as are concepts such as A/B/O. hard pass on stuff like dysphoria and deep diving into mental illnesses and disorders, too.

script-based or roleplay fic is not really my preferred format, i really enjoy prose instead of nearly all dialogue!

stuff with bigotry in general, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc as well as discussions of it is a pass in general. it’s not a HUGE squick but i’d rather not see it if possible

discussions and thoughts on gender/sexuality. if you’re gonna make them gay/bi/etc, make them gay/bi/etc, no exploration of it added. delving into the psyche of it is a hard pass.

-- if you're going for nsfw stuff: kinks - moderate sadomasochism, uncommon forms of bondage (plants, stuck in an awkward position, etc), choking/breathplay, edging/desperation play, ladies topping and calling the shots, bloodplay/knifeplay, long hair dragging over skin, sharp nails, lowkey cannibalism imagery and hunger, biting squicks - scat, vomit, praise kink, daddy/mommy or baby kink, forced feminization, pet play, wound-fucking, abuse, abo, anything involving pregnancy at all -- THE ADDAMS FAMILY oh boy. let me just begin by saying that this really isn’t my usual kind of pairing, by sheer virtue of them being perfectly happy and established in canon. HOWEVER, they’re goth and they’re odd and they’re kinky and they’re delightful to watch interact and so they’ve managed to creep their way into my blackened little heart. THAT BEING SAID, my absolute biggest wish for this fandom would probably be pre-relationship. i don’t mind if canon is twisted a bit for this, considering that they presumably met and proposed on the very same day, so it’s definitely a bit hard to work with. perhaps some shenanigans with the funeral itself? or gomez has a date/fiancée already and so there’s some juggling of priorities here while he’s absolutely falling over himself in order to continue looking at that absolute gothic vision of a woman? or an old family feud, or them just being downright useless at knowing how to deal with proper romance (on morticia’s side, i’d imagine she’d only grow more stoic and be at a loss of what to say. on gomez’s side, it’s probably his first time being speechless, or he’s not speechless but he’s flirted so much in his life that he doesn’t know what to do with these actual literal feelings, what the hell is this and how does he show he actually means it this time??), or morticia has a long string of dead fiancés black widow-style (i think she and debbie would have gotten along great if given the chance okay, bonus points if you add in a morticia&debbie friendship if you don't write pre-relationship), or a soulmate au where they don’t realize it’s each other right away (maybe mixing in some of the concepts above for extra oomph), or morticia amusedly pretends to be dating gomez before they know each other to get him out of a criminal/legal bind, or they’re somehow roped into someone else’s shenanigans and don’t know how to react to each other (my money is on either ophelia or cousin itt putting them in a bind), the sky is the limit! if you’re more comfortable writing established, however, casual intimacy or smut are the best! give me a moment of respite where they are just comfortable basking in each other’s presence, or when they’re separated for a moment at an event or something and the longing is burning all the way across them until they come back together again (y'know, in the good old way of the script). something slice of life would be great, for example "gomez/morticia thinks the other is worrying about something and fusses internally as how to make it better, turns out it was something very simple or they were simply preparing a surprise or something of the sort". for smut, morticia being a mostly stoic dom maybe? (though yes, i know she’s very much into being tied up and tortured, i can't really see her as a normal sub unless it’s something languid and drawn-out - she doesn’t really read as someone who spends a lot of energy normally, all those stoic vibes). they’re both definitely into pain and bondage too; morticia conflating arousal with hunger would also be really interesting to see (think praying mantis or lady spider who is actually very invested on not taking off her partner’s head, but who dreams of it all the same. gomez is, of course, very much into it). something lowkey macabre would be amazing. things i'd like to see for this fandom in general are: - morticia being her stoic vampiric goddess of a self - gomez being completely taken by her as usual - burning sultry glares/staring across the room - overly passionate hand-kissing - creepy/gothic atmosphere, or at least pastiche of it you know, like canon. (with non-existent or minimal kid existence, though) references to horror stuff/general creepiness like sudden lightning, casual poisonings and dealings with death, dracula references, etc, like the movies would be super fun, as campy as possible! half the greatness of the movies come from these imho -- HYOUKA i think this might possibly be the slice-of-life-est pairing i have, ngl. i love the attention to details and the soft nostalgic vibe of the anime (i'm not familiar with the novels, though i know they were also nominated for yuletide) and the growing understanding and kinship between oreki and chitanda. the development! the growth! the dynamic! the oreki putting an effort into things of his own volition for her sake, when not too long ago he'd have simply said no! for reference, my favourite episodes are the ones where they have the most one-on-one time, it's really great to see them interact without outside expectations. whenever satoshi or mayaka are around, you can see oreki checking himself on what he says/how he acts because their reactions to him acting outside of the ordinary are a pain to deal with. i really like how comfortable he grows to be with chitanda that he doesn't do this as much around her (outside of trying not to get dragged into another case, i mean ;)) favourite episodes to base their dynamic on would be pretty much anything from episode 18 onwards (including 18 itself). like i said, slice-of life is great. i love the show dynamic so pre-relationship or understated getting together is definitely a must (no established if you can avoid it). canon characterizations are the best, with lazy oreki who's learning to make an effort for the things that really matter (and who sometimes still doesn't know how to handle himself around chitanda), and chitanda that has those introspective layers beneath the bubbling optimistic enthusiasm, and both of them being occasionaly oblivious when it comes to the other. as to prompts... i'm afraid i'm not going to be much help on this regard, so sorry! i could go for a little something that reads like an episode or a case-fic, or even just some time where the two of them are able to be comfortable together, discussing something about a case or mayaka/satoshi's relationship or the future, where some of the things end up paralelling their own relationship. you don't have to go romantic if you don't want to, obviously (and hyouka is really great at the liminar state between platonic/romantic), but i'd really like that sense of closeness to come through. another idea would be fake-dating, or a timestamp/missing scene fic from one of the episodes i pointed out above, with some extra interactions or layers of meaning about the scene itself. or a small divergence from canon events could work too (for example, what if in the doll's festival episode someone assumed oreki/chitanda were an item? or maybe satoshi comes clear to chitanda about oreki wanting to punch him for her and mayaka on the valentine's episode?). i'd like canonverse the best, but if you like to add twists to things i wouldn't be opposed to a soulmate au, for example, where oreki didn't realise or purposefully didn't tell chitanda from the start that he's connected to her, because that would have been a pain with overly-excitable!chitanda and overly-pained/lazy!oreki from the first episode (or maybe work in some of oreki's self-worth issues on this one). or maybe chitanda's family doesn't do soulmates, same as they don't really do valentine's, and so she never placed a lot of importance on it for one reason or another, and oreki didn't realize until much later on (like the doll's festival episode) that his soulmark was pointing to her. (obviously neither of these soulmark concepts work if it's with the person's name or colours (though aesthetically speaking it'd fit the theme of the first half of the anime i GUESS), i'll leave it to you to figure out which concept you like best) -- WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER in another unprecedented turn of events, this is ANOTHER fandom where i'd actually, entirely out of character in regards to myself, would like to see established relationship. post-movie and messy and banter-y and ridiculous, with all that it includes. bonus points if it keeps some of the running gags like weird shenanigans where they somehow run into donald AGAIN, much to everyone's collective disbelief. i love the weird situations the characters get into in the movie and their weird personality quirks, and how everything works together to make them... that. so yeah, slice of life. i've never asked for so much slice of life in my life, which is so extremely weird i can't even begin to describe it. i'd like something not overly mushy, but where the characters are so obviously comfortable with each other and are allowed to share the parts of themselves other people would judge them for. prompts could be something like weird shenanigans to get ally's mom to like colin, or them just hanging out doing weird shit, or running into ally's ex julie and it turns out colin slept with him too pre-transition (or even post! bisexual icons), cue hilarity. other possible ideas if you don't want to go established are fake dating. i friggin love fake dating. maybe ally can't find a date on time for the wedding (no jake adams reaching back) and doesn't want to be judged too bad, or when tracking down one of her exes they get into a weird shenanigan-y situation where they spontaneously get roped into it and keep escalating, or even try to use it as an excuse for a quick getaway once and then the person they were faking it for ends up being a lot more involved with their lives and they have to keep the pretense up. if you want to go full AU this could be one of those "hired a fake boyfriend on craigslist to get my mom off my back about my dating habits (by either being absolutely horrid, or by being the best date ever after which i'll be absolutely heartbroken and not ready to date anytime soon, sorry mom)" sort of situation. or in more, more au outside of proper slice of life, maybe groundhog day au or soulmates au with a twist? in any case, banter is appreciated!

if you're going for nsfw for this pairing, i really enjoy subversions of what is socially "expected", plus those two would probably be hella kinky (or at least colin would be, and ally wouldn't have considered so many things or would have denied herself those things for appearance's sake when it came to her exes. probably some hangups to explore there). some minor bondage, a little masochism, discussions of pegging would be nice as well ;) (bonus points for colin being into a little pain e.g. pinching, spanking, could go from a normal casual butt slap slight overreaction into “wait, you’re into this?”, cue smut) or we could add a few romcom stupidity shenanigans and turn them smutty, like one of them getting stuck somewhere dumb and in the process of them trying to get the other out they both end up horny and make the situation even worse.

thank you so much for staying with me this far! i hope you have a fantastic time this yuletide, and that you end up loving your own requested fic as well!

#yuletide 2021 #dear yuletide writer #yuletide #howl rambles a lot

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howlingmoonrise · 4 years

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Dear Yuletide Author

Hi! Thanks for signing up for Yuletide despite the hell year it’s been, I hope you have fun with your assignment!

I ramble a lot so everything is below the cut. Obviously you don’t have to follow any of this (though I hope you’ll respect my squicks) but hopefully this will help you out!

general things i like

so much pining. all the pining. pining everywhere plz.

continuing from above, PINING. i mean it. i prefer a thousand times over idiots in love who are having a hard time wrapping their minds around it than an already established relationship.

either gen or romantic is fine! what really does it for me is the development of the relationship, platonic or otherwise. it’s all about the growing intimacy and understanding and character dynamics and interactions and developing trust and finding kinship and growing respect for the other and subconsciously learning to lean on the other over anyone else and--

i love love love enemies-to-reluctant-allies-(to-maybe-friends?)-to-lovers and bickering pairs in general! it’s so much fun and it gives us so many opportunities for character and relationship developments okay i’m a slut for that shit

sticking to the original characterizations and the tone of canon is a definite plus!!!

TROPE SUBVERSION ALL THE WAY!

general things i dislike

kidfics. babyfics. next gen fics. pregnancy fics, or even pregnancy discussed in the fic is a major squick of mine. the one exception i make for kidfics is for kids already existent in canon and even then it depends, but no babies or children otherwise please.

future fics/time skips in general, actually. what i enjoy is the relationship development, so huge time skips make me feel like we missed way too much

angst is... mrrmf. it really depends on how it’s done, but usually it feels like it’s angst for the sake of angst instead of giving the fic some actual meat. as a result of this, i’d pass at least on most content with major character death, sexual abuse, self-harm, gender/sexuality angst, the like. beyond that, feel free to go ahead!

i heavily dislike things involving cheating/infidelity, sickfics, and genderbending of any kind is a bit ehhhh for me, as are concepts such as ABO. hard pass on stuff like dysphoria and deep diving into mental illnesses and disorders, too.

script-based or roleplay fic is not really my preferred format, i really enjoy prose instead of nearly all dialogue!

stuff with bigotry in general, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc as well as discussions of it is a pass in general. it’s not a HUGE squick but i’d rather not see it if possible

discussions and thoughts on gender/sexuality. if you’re gonna make them gay/bi/etc, make them gay/bi/etc, no exploration of it added. delving into the psyche of it is a hard pass.

if you’re going for nsfw

kinks

moderate sadomasochism, uncommon forms of bondage (plants, stuck with strange substance or in awkward position, the shadows from p&tf as restraints, etc), choking/breathplay, xenophilia and tentacles/alien genitals (shadowplay in p&tf for example), moderate degradation, edging/desperation play, ladies topping and calling the shots, bloodplay/knifeplay, long hair dragging over skin, sharp nails/claws (charlotte la bouff, morticia), lowkey cannibalism imagery and hunger, biting, ladies stepping on body parts with their heels on

squicks

scat, vomit, praise kink, daddy/mommy or baby kink, vore, forced feminization, pet play, wound-fucking, abuse, abo, anything involving pregnancy at all

PRINCESS AND THE FROG

i am 100% aware this is a weird-ass pairing but gods, the possibilities. it has so much potential. there are few things i like quite as much as a villain and a good person developing a strange sort of kinship with each other >u> this doesn’t have to mean a romantic development, if it’s not your thing! as i said, for me it’s the building understanding and reluctant respect that i really love, far more than the actual romance.

ideas, ideas, ideas. i’m aware this is a rare relationship to either portray or ask for, so i’m gonna try to give some more concrete-ish ones for you to build up on if you have no clue as to how to approach this.

we could have canonverse with charlotte dealing with the shadowman in some other, unrelated matter while the main plot is occurring, making him feel somewhat guilty about the whole marriage plot with laurence-turned-naveen. cue introspection, or even an entirely different outcome.

or a post-canon sort of hades&persephone plot (please no actual hades and persephone au though), with charlotte curious despite herself and tempted to listen to a shadow/dead/whatever!dr facilier when she’s the only one that can hear him.

in a continuation from above, OR her being dragged Beneath with him in a freak accident and then charming him into helping her back to the surface/living world (very, veeeeery reluctantly on his part, at least at the start, he might have even be thinking of tricking her but then change his mind when the time comes to do it).

i think dr facilier wouldn’t be sure how to deal with charlotte’s particular brand of personality and good humour, and it’d throw him off his rhythm a lot - that sort of thing is always super fun to write.

soulmate au in canon would work pretty well, but with this pairing? you could even do a FULL AU, keeping only basic stuff like the shadowman thing to her normal bougie self; it’s one of her charms. (and their personalities, of course). stuff like charlotte thinking that she wants one thing (her prince-slash-one-true-love, etc) while keeping getting drawn to him time and time again could work on pretty much any era or setting. vice-versa for him, thinking he wants to be rid of her but coming to realize he’d actually miss her if she were to be gone. OR, charlotte deciding she wants this sullen manipulative bastard and manipulating HIM into taking her out and hanging out with her would be hilarious.

if you wanna do nsfw, i have only one major request: charlotte calling the shots/topping. i think this arrangement would be in character for both of them (dr facilier would prob also enjoy having someone else do all the work lol) considering her go-getter attitude, but keeping in mind his manipulative personality i’d be more comfortable if she had some control over what was happening. ASIDE FROM THAT, d’you know what would be fun? a little darkness, and by that i mean consider dr facilier’s shadow joining in on the fun. shadows would also be an interesting sort of constraint. also i know i said charlotte calling the shots, but she can be constrained by the shadows while being amused by it or being used to it (implying it’s not the first time that they’ve used it in bed play and that it’s therefore negotiated), or charlotte could team up with the shadow to do it to facilier instead. charlotte using her nails and facilier being a bit of a sub/masochist would be excellent!

(actually in general it’d be really fun if there was some complicity between charlotte and facilier’s shadow in general, nsfw or otherwise. the shadow being wrapped around her little finger is an excellent concept, especially if facilier isn’t too fond of her just yet OwO)

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

oh boy. let me just begin by saying that this really isn’t my usual kind of pairing, by sheer virtue of them being perfectly happy and established in canon. HOWEVER, they’re goth and they’re odd and they’re kinky and they’re delightful to watch interact (i’m familiar with the movie canon featuring anjelica and raúl and a few (few!) of the comics, so idk about other dynamics) and so they’ve managed to creep their way into my blackened little heart.

THAT BEING SAID, my absolute biggest wish for this fandom would be pre-relationship. i don’t mind if canon is twisted a bit for this, considering that they presumably met and proposed on the very same day, so it’s definitely a bit hard to work with. perhaps some shenanigans with the funeral itself? or gomez has a date/fiancée already and so there’s some juggling of priorities here while he’s absolutely falling over himself in order to continue looking at that gothic vision of a woman? or an old family feud, or them just being downright useless at knowing how to deal with proper romance (on morticia’s side, i’d imagine she’d only grow more stoic and be at a loss of what to say. on gomez’s side, it’s probably his first time being speechless, or he’s not speechless but he’s flirted so much in his life that he doesn’t know what to do with these actual literal feelings, what the hell is this and how does he show he actually means it this time??), or morticia has a long string of dead fiancés black widow-style (i think she and debbie would have gotten along great if given the chance okay), or a soulmate au where they don’t realize it’s each other right away, or morticia amusedly pretends to be dating gomez before they know each other to get him out of a bind, or they’re somehow roped into someone else’s shenanigans and don’t know how to react to each other (my money is on either ophelia or cousin itt putting them in a bind), the sky is the limit!

if you’re more comfortable writing established, however, casual intimacy or smut are the best! give me a moment of respite where they are just comfortable basking in each other’s presence, or when they’re separated for a moment at an event or something and the longing is burning all the way across them until they come back together again (y’know, in the good old way of the script). for smut, morticia being a mostly stoic dom maybe? (though yes, i know she’s very much into being tied up and tortured, i can’t really see her as a normal sub unless it’s really something languid and drawn-out - she doesn’t really read as someone who spends a lot of energy doing things others will do for her). they’re both definitely into pain and bondage too; morticia conflating arousal with hunger would also be really interesting to see (think praying mantis or lady spider who is actually very invested on not taking off her partner’s head, but who dreams of it all the same. gomez is, of course, very much into it). something lowkey macabre would be amazing.

things i’d like to see for this fandom in general are:

morticia being her stoic vampiric goddess of a self

gomez being completely twitterpatted for her as usual

burning sultry glares/staring across the room

overly passionate hand-kissing

creepy/gothic atmosphere

you know, like canon. (with non-existent or minimal kid existence, though)

references to horror stuff/general creepiness like sudden lightning, casual poisonings and dealings with death, dracula references, etc, like the movies would be super fun, as campy as possible! half the greatness of the movies come from these imho

MONSTROUS REGIMENT

i have a confession to make: it’s been a while since i last read it, and so i fear i won’t be as helpful in giving ideas/dynamics for this fandom as i was in the others.

i have one request - apart from what i’ve already rambled on about above - and that is for at least polly to be portrayed as female (or close enough, although not quite non-binary). to make it clearer: i usually see them both as female, even if not female-presenting (it’s funny because as i was writing this i actually kept writing about maladict as “he” so frankly it’s whatever, i definitely prefer “maladict” to “maladicta” at least in terms of names though) but chaffing to fit the roles that “female” comes along with, especially with maladict and the expectations for female vampires. i’d rather the fic not have gender or sexuality exploration, since like i said above i think it detracts from the meat of the stuff - if you want to see maladict as male, write him male with male pronouns (keeping the female vampire backstory if you’re keeping it canon, otherwise it wouldn’t really make sense). if you want to make her female, write her female with female pronouns. i’d pass on they/them pronouns though. i don’t particularly care either way outside of polly however, just don’t delve into the psyche/introspection of it please.

if you have different views on their genders and it would make you uncomfortable to write female polly or non-they/them maladict, then that’s fine with me as well! these are just my preferences, and i thought i’d elaborate on them since the fandom has many perspectives on this topic.

with that out of the way, on to more interesting stuff!

what’s good: their interactions. oh dear loki, their interactions. they have my favourite dynamic in the whole book, and they’re weirdly comfortable with each other (especially since polly lowkey threatens maladict after kicking the other dude in the nads, in my view that moment probably got his undead little heart skipping a beat (do vampires have beating hearts on discworld? i haven’t read enough discworld to remember this)) and they understand each other the best out of the rest of the squad. maladict teasing polly and pretending to be cool before polly catches on to him is absolutely hilarious, and i absolutely love maladict trying (and failing!! horribly!!) at being smooth. also polly blackmailing people left and right is absolutely fantastic.

as you can probably guess, i’d love some canon-verse interactions. perhaps alternate scenes or what-ifs of canon events, or even extra scenes during the ongoing plot of the book. OR, post-book, once they have their own squad of little lads and have to figure out how the hell to handle that, or shenanigans where they have some sort of mission or official event elsewhere and resolutely stick together because “if i have to deal with this then so do you”. or some hilarity with maladict desperately going after every coffee grain available so he doesn’t just bury his face on polly’s neck because she smells so good but that would be an awkward conversation to have and he’d rather die (again) than admit to that.

what else? AUs! feel free to completely tear apart the canon discworld, though i’d request polly remain her ass-kicking clever self and maladict an awkward vampire. maybe maladict has to deal with diaphanous underwired nightgowns. maybe polly has to deal with diaphanous underwired nightgowns. vampire politics? satirical awkward dracula au? maladict failing horribly at being a vampire (failing at being a female vampire or trying to pass at being a male vampire and failing at that, too)? they’re all great!

what matters to me is their banter and the way they keep falling into pace with each other, regardless of the way they begin. a good dose of sardonical pratchett-style humour would also be welcome ;)

thank you so much for staying with me this far! i hope you have a grand time this yuletide, and that you enjoy your own requested fic as well!

#yuletide 2020 #dear yuletide author #yuletide #howl rambles a lot

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