the leader of the green geckos is BACK BAYBEY LETSGO
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Morning sex....
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Power’s our, phone’s below 50%, I Ann actually cursed.
YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT </3 uhhh Good Luck Though
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Hello, sun in my face.
Hello, you who make the morning
and spread it over the fields
and into the faces of the tulips
and the nodding morning glories,
and into the windows of, even, the
miserable and crotchety–
best preacher that ever was,
dear star, that just happens
to be where you are in the universe
to keep us from ever-darkness,
to ease us with warm touching,
to hold us in the great hands of light–
good morning, good morning, good morning.
Watch, now, how I start the day
in happiness, in kindness.
— Mary Oliver, "Why I Wake Early" from Why I Wake Early: New Poems (Beacon Press; April 15, 2005) (via Make Believe Boutique)
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wake up
GOODMIRNIBF KYUPID :3333333 i've woken up at a normal time . . . even if it's a bit later than usual :'3 [09:06]
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"blood is edible, piss isn't" i get what you mean but you are wrong. you can eat both. in fact a not small number of people eat the latter more often than the former
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swallows these like a pill
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Sister missionaries in my ward: how did you find conference??
Me: well not the best one I've followed for xyz reasons
Sisters being genuinely caring and trying to help: we know understanding the analogies made in conference is hard sometimes but going in with a prayerful heart really helps 💕
Girlies thanks but the problem isn't that I can't understand what it's being said the problem IS what it's being said
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