#goombell

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Ms Goombelle

an abandoned plush that was out of production for paranormal experiences from various recalls. Purrline had a ms goombelle plush and threw it out before she made marco. she was found later by marco when he saw her locked in a glass case in the castle's 4th floor.

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intent (shenaniganing)

[bookofmariokingofmaiami]

This is the second time making this post because i am angry as fuck because for some reason when I added the names it didn't save so I'm doing this shit again 

Hey! I had a stupendus idea, the past few days I've gathered a bunch of mitten squad quotes and captain sauce quotes

Soooo, I'll put wich book of mario characters would say each quote and we'll see what happens

Yes I know 99% of the mitten squad quotes is gonna be bolivia and carbon

Also, some quotes reference characters and locations, so I'll put an [ ] with what I think the book of mario counterpart would be

MITTEN SQUAD SEGMENT 

Lewis:"I have successfully turned an ordinary kitchen utensil into the most valuable fork in the known universe, no one man should have this kind of power, but I am not mortal man, as a sexualy identity as a big rock being thrown into the ocean"

Princess of peaches, talking about 1 TEC-20"The robot wasn't able to pick the lock and I lacked the fire power to blow the bitch open" 

Marc:"I left a broom there too so my bucket wouldn't be lonely"

Carbon:"Calm down vegetarians I am talking about animals in video games, animals in real life matter way less"

Barney one:"Killing it isn't the hard part, the hard part is getting away from the explosion of the goddamm Nagasaki bomb strapped up its ass that was rigged to explode once it died"

Bolivia:"Todd Howard [barbie], even in death you find a way to fuck me"

Bolivia:"We came back to the little shit with the ant problem and killed most of the ants, I left one alive for the boy, either he becomes a man or that ant will have a very good day" 

Goomb:"Me brain fixed gud no hurt no more"

Marc:"Picked up trash for the make a wish kid"

Bolivia, talking about maria:"Because she hits like a bull with down syndrome and has the personality of a piece of plywood"

Belize:"You might be wondering, who is the boy and who is the girl? I won't give it away but I will say this, the knife is a whore"

Maria:"I had armor, i had supplies, i had pockets full of room temperature tomatos"

Bolivia:"For some reason I thought that stupid the horse v2 could fly, bad decision on my part"

Carbon:"For some reason this shrapnel character had 200 BB's, what a weirdo, who caries around 200 BB's?, anyway, I talked to daddy and brought my 300 BB's and headed off to clear off the Jefferson memorial"

Goverman::"Get a juice box and strap on your helmet, because we're going to hell"

Carbon:"I punched a puppy to death"

Marc:"My iq is similar to that of a 14 year old block of cheese"

Lewis:"Theres an oxygen exhaust pipe, the second best tipe of pipe to suck on to keep yourself alive, for those who need hand holding, that was not a drug reference, this is a family friendly channel, it was a suicide joke"

Bolivia:"I got an amazing slow motion shot of dogmeat getting fucked to death by a nuclear warhead"

Maria:"My only option was to become a vampire, wich sucked"

Bolivia:"But just as when like how every virtual dog goes to hell when it dies, what the fuck does that even mean?"

Carbon:"I took advantage of a unconscious military officer and beat him to death"

Barney one:"Nothing else says more victory than overdosing on drugs after a war"

Prof. Ceasar reality:"And decided to go to the much bigger and much more research facility x-13 research facility facility center, WHAT? I think I had a stroke"

Bolivia:"Used more than 3% of my frag mines to blow up a dog"

Carbon:"The last few coursers ran for their non existence lives and I went after them because I'm not letting anyone get away, one got away"

Maria:"I got a warning saying that nuka world is intended for those level 30 or above, Mathematics show us that me being lv11 is close enough to lv30"

Carbon:"Killed a pain-maker and got a glimpse into the big G in the sky who manifested himself as a fire axe floating in the air, this voodoo shit has no place in zion so I chopped of the pain-maker's legs and arms so If there is an afterlife he will be a cripple in hell for all eternity"

Goverman:"Its head turned into jelly, I threw its egg down into the nightmare bellow, and then I jumped after it"

Carbon:"A herd of big hornets paid the ultimate price for being alive"

Goverman:"Used his gun to turn off a woman"

Maria:"Me being the player can't open the door, theres a know you have to twist it its a whole process"

Goverman explained why maria survived the fall:"One of them belonged to God and refused to die"

Goombell, talking about hoko saba:"The dragon I pretended to not exist a few minutes ago is one of my mom's friend's kids so I had to play with him even tho he's weird"

Belize:"There was no hamster's luck in a garbage disposal chance that I would follow this giant fuck all the way to the cit ruins"

Lewis:"Along the way i saved a shopping cart from drowning and returned it to its family"

Prof. Ceasar reality:"Its about 24 million cheez its away from New vegas"

Bolivia:"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bedworld"

Carbon:"With enough notches in my pistol to spell psychopath in braille"

Gooverman:"I spie with my little eye a ville whore who deserves to die, I cleaved her back in half with my stick and what I saw was glorious"

Maria?:"Its kinda like playing the floor is lava, but you can't see the lava and instead of burning to death you turn into a vegetable"

IDK"I hid from Ringo by hiding in ringo"

Bolivia:"The plate worked as well I thought it would, wich means it didn't work"

Bolivia:"There was a 3 for 1 discount on dead raiders if you use the promo code granade at checkout"

Belize:"The only explanation is that has a 5th appendage wich he pulls out on special occasions, wich probably isn't the case, we all know elmo doesn't pull out"

Goomb:"You don't need those things, Jesus got trough his life without any guns"

Goombape:"When i played it as a children"

Barbie:"Its like how you don't know if your life has any meaning until you die and see your score"

Belize:"This was the most stealth oriented part of the game by a metric mile"

Bolivia:"I stripped him naked, talked with Elliot [lewis] whose face bothered me for some reason,Talked with the samurai[maria], talked with red dead redemption [barney one]"

Carbon:"Some idiot spilled red paint on the clouds"

Bolivia:"Before traveling with the wizard, I spent some time pestering earnie with the prospect of friendship, by walking back and forth in front of him, making him think i wanted to talk to him just for me to keep on walking,I was voted the quietest guy I high-school and I know how loud earnie is screaming inside his head right now, it's kinda fun to be in this side of it :) ,also this isn't related to the video in any way, I just wanted to make it known that i have a sealed copy of elmos letter adventure for Nintendo 64 and you don't"

Maria:"I knew I could use that as a lighthouse of sorts in order to cast myself further into the ocean until i drowned in my own disappointment"

Goombell:"Vulpes[carbon] was adopted, his mother is both infertile and imaginary"

Belize:"Being alone is mental, you can be surrounded by friends family laughs and love on Christmas morning and still be alone in your head"

Bolivia:"I acted in self defense by committing various war crimes"

Carbon:"My throwing spears were broken and wouldn't fly,stupid fucking game" 

Bolivia:"That wasn't a lie, it just wasn't the truth"

Maria:"If there's anything Shaun b knows to do is die"

Boombell:"The number of bear traps I activated for sexual reasons turned my angles into a fine powder"

Goverman:"Where the grass is green and the air is even greener"

IDK"I consulted a doctor who flucked out of medical school and followed his advice by killing myself"

Belize:"Being a futuristic[X-nauti], nazi dominated world version of polly poc,etc it has its own set of drawbacks"

Marc:"They're mass effect 3 of fallout 3's 5th dlc, I've never played mass effect"

Lewis:"Who loves their father like how their brother loves his mother's sister"

Carbon:"Like most existential crises it went away after I killed somebody"

Carbon:"If you're wraped in chains and dropped into an empty bathtub to drown, a snorklew won't save you"

Goombape:""A wise man once said "hi! Jeanie may's here"  and he's right, there has to be a better way""

Browser:"After it took 3 grown man to kidnap a baby with a gun"

goldbob:"The lever action gun riffle can kill a mutant in a single shot if you land a shot that can kill it in one hit"

Maria:"Its 2020, Noone wants to use their hands anymore"

Bolivia:"Before journeying into more death, some jackass hit me with a granade and killed me, not the explosion, the granade bouncing off my soon to be corpse is was what made me dead"

Belize:"Some Neanderthals gave me their bullets to hold in a pretty rude way >:("

Princess of peaches:"Im not worried about offending blind people, it's not like they'll be watching this"

Carbon:"30 seconds is longer than you'd think, ask anyone whose been on fire"

Lewis:"I was as useful as a comatose toddler with a nerf gun at pearl harbor"

Goomb:"I also poused the challenge to satisfy the curiosity of mine regarding the birds in the sky that Don real because birds aren't exist"

Marc:"Any doctor worth their weight in styrofoam cups can fix a leg with their feet"

Bolivia:"I had me a silenced weapon, but I didn't account for today being his birthday, this changes everything, so I shaped for hollow point"

Carbon:"Maybe if Steve earlin had a gun instead of a snorklew he'd still be alive today"

Marc:"It took me 30 minutes and 3 phone calls to get my food because I'm too much of a pussy to go outside at 10 o'clock at night while drunk in a Christmas sweater after news year to steal my own food of one my neighbors doorstep"

Maria:"We've got rogue, tank dampse, and squidword"

Lewis;"And they're no joke, but I am, I am the big joke and my body is the punchline"

Bolivia:"I got mentally Nagasaki'd by this guy at the stables"

IDK"And went outside where Victor is unhappy with me, after killing Victor, Victor came out of the lucky 38 to avenge victor" 

Bolivia:" i shot a kid, i sent that little bitch to the moon"

Sushiya,  testing her products:"The door was of its axis, a plate was misbehaving on the chair, a cattle was dancing on the table like the whore she is"

Carbon:"And went shopping for dead bodies, they weren't in stock,  but i know a guy who knows a guy who could help me out, both of those guys are me"

Bolivia:"Now vault yosh is I your head too, and he won't be going anywhere"

Maria's son:"As much of a monster that I look like, I think it's gonna work"

Sushiya:"But you know what they say, imagination is what happens when annoyance meets drug use"

Carbon:"If they're stupid enough to be in my way they might as well be my enemy"

Goverman:"But the slippery bastard was too clever, he walked around it, I didn't even know that such a maneuver was even possible"

IDK"Homeland security at this point has yet to be impregnated by a sentient barrel of oil"

Bolivia:" if I drunkenly put a giant hole on my sink with a goddam coffee cup imagine what I could do with a gun"

Belize:"Got ambushed in the freezer while searching for chicken nuggets"

Goverman:"But the fucken bullet Williams come flying out of fucking nowhere"

Maria:"The next second you're in a universe where everything that exists is the sick bastard child of a drunken fuckfest between a pin screen and a light brush"

Bolivia:"Ask the cashier if they have a granade, if they say no, say nothing for a few seconds, put a big smile, put your hands on theirs and quietly ask, would you like one?"

Sean hampton:"Can't do anything until I have my arms around a fat man"

Barbie:"The premise of this run is that I have no arms and I must dab"

Maria's son:"I told you before that I was a genetic disaster"

Bolivia:"And in that cabin, theres some west Virginian mountain folk who are so deep in incest that one of them somehow managed to be his own father"

Bolivia:"Can you hear that? It's…. It's an air conditioner! And it's so fucking anoying, aw no I hurt it's feelings :( "

Goverman:"He could probably put the end of his musket inside his mouth, pull the trigger and still miss"

Barney one:"The big beaver ended his life in stile, he even made a summersault into the afterlife"

Goverman:"Im a good Christian boy,  I'll save my ammo for my suicide"

Carbon:"I am not Cinderella, I'm a parasite"

IDK"I played with a doggy too, it used the flesh on my arm as a chew toy, and I booked his nose with a nuclear newspaper to show that that kind of thing isn't allowed in the mitten squad household"

Sean hampton:"The crusable is a magical weapon like divorce papers, capable of tearing everything it comes across in half"

Barbie:"The curse of grandma sparkle managed to reach me all the way in hell"

Barney one:"If you are gonna get a cat, you might get a gun aswell"

Belize:"Corn on the Joe sat back not helping his brother's"

Carbon:"I bought 24 regular bullets,28 hollow points, and 60 that need to wear a helmet"

Bolivia:"After the squad died I had to content with the leftovers, the scraps, statically speaking the majority of what remained"

Lewis:"What I need to face is like a toddler with a learning disability, that would be fair"

Carbon:"I took both left eyes of this dead guy "

Carbon:"It took longer to pull out the Esther than it took of kill the general"

Sushiya, while high:"Deeper inside shit got weird, i killed a giant skeleton right? Nothing weird about that, but then his body just kinda danced in place really slowly, I tought speeding up time would fix it, that was a massive fucking mistake, and changing time back to normal was an even bigger mistake, he'll be hunting me until I die, but until then he'll still be dancing"

CAPTAINSAUCE SEGMENT 

Carbon:"They're old, how hard can it be to turn them into blueberry jam and ram them into the grass"

Belize:"I guess if you do electrocute a tank enough it would just explode"

Boliviz:"Id have a better chance of finding a snowball down here than winning a coin toss"

Marc:"How does my Christmas lights break to a stiff breeze but these ones are practically terminators"

Barney one:"I never tought id see the day where I would have to hire a sniper to assassinate a troublesome light bulb but here we are "

Lewis:"I get the feeling if you try to milk a minotaur then you're gonna be its wife"

Sushiya:"In the history of mankind do you think we've ever seen a snake fight an octopus?"

Goverman:"Lets see if you can wobble your way trough the grim reaper" [the grim being carbon]

Goldbob:"Its a steaming pile of something ill tell you that much"

Goverman:"He died? How! Did he have an allergic reaction to the sun?"

Goomb:"Michelangelo is Swiss cheese and where good to go"

Bolivia:"It really looks like I'm taking a sharpened stick to a bazooka fight"

Maria:"HOW DID I GO FROM FIGHTING AN OCTOPUS IN A SUIT TO WW3???"

Princess of peaches, talking about 1TEC-20:"Im playing pictionary with a blind robot"

maria:"Theres on the nose dialogue and then there's punch you in the nose dialogue"

Bolivia,  talking about barney one:"This lady looks like her father was half refrigerator"

IDK"Im supposed to sabotage the mail missile assembly line but it looks like someone got here before me"

Belize?:"And the ghosts of previously murdered pianos???"

Maria:"Im getting outsmarted by puppets"

Bolivia:"After careful deliberation with my associate we've come to the conclusion that the local government must have Removed all quarters from circulation,  the laundromat went under and before you know it the entire society fell into nudism and then anarchy "

Carbon?:"This is like the hunger games of sesame street"

IDK"Im a weird shotgun santa"

Garlic?:"Oh damm! CTHULO IS THICC"

Krump:"What kind of interdimensional time traveling toilet is this?"

Carbon:"Wheater it be cultural appropriation or demonic abomination,  i don't realy care im just gonna try to hit it with a pee bucket" 

Carbon:"THIS IS THE MEDIEVAL RUSSIAN VERSION OF DRIVING INTO BATTLE WITH A TANK BUT SHOOT PEOPLE WITH A BB GUN"

Belize::"I DIDN'T KNOW GRANNY WAS TAKING GRAVEDIGGER TO CHURCH THIS MORNING" 

Goombell:"This isn't a bridge its just the worlds weakest motorcycle trebuchet "

Bolivia:"Oh hellow mr berry"

Carbon:"Giant alien space worm 2020, make America worm poop again"

Bolivia:"When did snuffy[barney one] decide to judas me and join the hobbits?[origamis]"

Lewis:"Theres a surprisingly high amount of chickens in this map and a dramatic lack of eggs"

Bolivia:"Im pretty sure we've sent the first claim to the moon"

Maria:"And yet I'm forced to defend myself from stuff like bloodthirsty scp's using nothing but uncooked t-bone stake, I mean technically its doable but it doesn't make It any less ridiculous"

Barbie:"What's the point of a metal detector if literally everyone here has somekind of cybernetic, like I swear to God If I walk trough here aND you guys start pounding the shit out of me just because I got a couple of extra inches of robo-dong IM GONNA BE PISSED"

Bolivia:"Everyone's wearing slick black suits meanwhile I look like somebody skinned a couch from the 70s"

Sushiya:"Is this bacon flavored weed or weed flavored bacon?"

Sean hampton:"Do you think that Darth Vader ever had to deal with a rebel or a henchmen who was into getting chocked? Like starts force checking them and they tell him to go harder?"

Koopley:"I was stabbed to death by a naked man with a spear and my arm is perpetually running"

Koop kotu:"So I'm crazy enough to be locked behind bars but not crazy enough to think I can fly*

Bolivia:"Usually spooders have 8 arms not 8 abs"

Carbon:"I just bludgeoned Jesus to death with a stick of meat, I'm guessing he's gonna be back in a couple of days he's gonna be looking for me so we'll start running now"

Carbon:"Im done with words, shooty goody time"

Maria?:"Id have a better time cutting down bushes then these strange little robo hobits"

Belize:"Dad this is not the time to be dancing with crabs!"

Maria:"Thats my little brother, who has a fully posable deny devito action figure,I've always been jealous of that one"

Bolivia:"The turns are tabbleling"

Maria, talking about barbie:"She's not exactly the brightest tool at the picnic"

Belize:"Are you kidding me mom? Realy?, you were the one that said you're sick of seeing donkey kongs donkey dong"

Maria:"I have no idea what was in that Wonster energy drink that made him go master roshe style"

Bolivia:"I want to file a complaint against Stacy [belize] for T-posing to assert Dominance over me"

Marc:"Believe it or not dangling a padlock the size of a shoebox from a doorknob does as much work as I want to"

Caesar reality:"You can never have too many rotten floor bananas"

Carbon:"Poisoning your boss is probably not the best way to skip work, but ya boy gotta do what he has to do"

Goverman:"I'll take nicknames of my penis for 300$ alex"

Starvinden?:"I guess we'll just leave you in your special sarcophagus mr tutan-deez-nuts"[browser]

Lewis:"I've been skipping work for 2 weeks now and I'm starting to think that my computer isn't even plugged in"

Bolivia, talking to maria:"Your suit smells like a wet fart and your mouth smells like a ashtray"

Bolivia:"If anyone needs me I'll be on the insane asylum,  why am I caressing a mannequin on top of a boat?"

Carbon:"Would you like to hang yourself or be crucified? Dealers choice!"

Bolivia talking about carbon:"He's doing something ingenious probably diabolical……..or he's dressed as a panda"

Marc:"We should really pay for security around here not only are people breaking in there is also a giant spine breaking chickens"

Maria to Bolivia:"You are very angry at that stake"

Sushiya, after using its products:"I wonder why was I twerking at the office statue"

IDK"WHY IS THERE A GIANT NAKED MAN IN THE LOCKER CHOCKING ME TO DEATH WITH A CHAIN??!!!"

goombell:"I guess we're gonna leave the cookie monster dildo in the locker"

Sean hampton, to Maria:"My love for you is like diarrhea, sometimes I just can't hold it in"

Bolivia:"You're watching me In a Google video platform playing a game from a Google gaming platform that was translated using Google translate, if this isn't a dystopian future I don't know what is"

Bolivia?:"I couldn't have predicted the run after her like a velociraptor made out of pool noodles"

Lewis:"Jumping Jack neighbor help me!"

Bolivia:"Bread! There's no bread,there's your bread! That's a cookie God dammit"

Belize:"So I can be invited to the worlds saddest birthday party"

Maria:"I guess we're playing ring around the Rosie till I lose his dumb ass"

Carbon:"If you see jehovah's witness you tell them to eat shit"

Bolivia:"HOW CAN YOU AFFORD A GUARD BIRD AND NOT A DOOR STOP?"

Bolivia::"For my shopping list I need to find a floppy disk with a s, but for the distraction I could use a floppy dick with sunglasses and a tie"

Carbon:"I really hoped that your little bird bath had a couple inches of water so I could steal a tiny toaster to throw it in with you"

Belize::"Its pretty safe to say Mr voice bad Benjamin good, but we just saw Benjamin talk with the grim reaper and pull around a cart wich is about the size of a child's body"

Goombell:"She may have a crush on the interdimensional death fox"

Maria:"Its like the herpes of craft supplies"

Barney one:"Everyone wants to split checks for keano Reaves, even if they're a 10ft dragon made out of logos and seizures what is going on right now?"

Sushiya, high, again:"When I dilapidated the banana and poked the mayo's brain then had an indept conversation with the strawberry cocoon did bread get arrested? I didn't see the police come by, that would make sense because the alcoholic cat ran away"

Carbon:"IF THEY HAVE AN ASS TO PULL PUNS OUT OF THEY HAVE TO HAVE A BRAIN TO THINK THEM UP"

Goombell:"I think I graduated for the university of food torture"

Well, this is all, took some time but it's here, hope you enjoyed

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Goombelle Farting by Impish715

[aquilinestudios]

Scintilla’s Stupid Away Messages #51

He HADN’T stopped Goombell from coming!  SHE CAME! Somehow or other, she came just the same!

[birdsjuicy]

Book of Mario character summary:

Mario: Just a guy who doesn’t know what the fuck is happening

Goombell: Horny as fuck, comes at the most inappropriate times

Carbon: I love him for the same reasons I love Adachi, he’s just psychotic and is done with/hates everything

Sir Snow: Drama king that went to war for “real drama”

Happy/Lil Fat: The most vulgar child known to mankind, and a lover of murder

Viviana: Masochist who loves her own sister incestually (also, implied to be trans like in the Japanese version)

Bob: Senile and sad

Mr. Mowz: The Nipple World Thief

[askmsgoombella]

Dear Ms. Goombella, you probably don't know me, but that's ok. I just want you to know that you are beautiful, smart and clever, and I greatly admire you. I hope that someday we can get to know each, as I think we would be fantastic friends, if not more. -F

Goombella was on her way to class when she got this letter. A mail paratroopa stopped her in the middle of campus and refused to let her pass until she had signed for it. Annoyed and now running late, the goombette’s mood was lifted when she saw the contents of the letter.

It was less ornate than the first letter, but she appreciated its brevity. However, this letter lacked any obvious hints. All Bella could tell was that this mystery writer was a pretty shy guy.

Tucking the letter away in her bag, Bella added one more mystery to her to-do list. First thing was first though: Figure out why all these letters were coming in today. Hopefully a certain duplighost wasn’t writing her name and number in bathroom stalls again.

[bookofmariokingofmaiami]

I CLICKED IN EVERY LINK WORD IN THE BOOK OF MARIO THOUSANDS OF DOORS PLOT SYNOPSIS, AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND

Things of note:47

Let's go

1 Book of mario probably takes place 7 years after the Main events in BoM64 (not the Epilogue, the Epilogue is very close chronologically to BoMToD ) because of one of Karl marques  dialogues

2 Mr krump's daughter died in the war because of an atrocious food shortage caused by the war 

3 the 10 nautis want to use the glass stars to win the war  

4 "Considering that Cortze had been trapped on his boat for 1,000 years, this means Mr. Krump is over a millennium old, making him one of the oldest characters in the series" ex-fucking-cuse me???? He's more than a thousand year old? What?

5 10 nauit culture lacks sweets

6 FUCKIN GOOMBA are from Thailand and probably fought in the war

7 goombell has sulfur in her brain, i don't know how bad is that, its pretty bad but how much?

8 prof honesty is against the Persian empire and tells mario to destroy prince peach

9 "The first 6 Glass Stars were collected for thousands of years, the 7th Glass Star, the Stars Star, is only five years old. The Glass Stars had a chance of becoming a demon, that could only be stopped with a singular Glass Star, creating a weird situation" thats interesting 

10 coffee is toxic to smooths, meaning drinking high amounts of coffee means they won't attack you since they attack by sucking blood 

11 koopley was gone for 10 years, since the war started about 7 years before ToD it means he has no idea about the war

12 hocktail house won an Oscar!

13 Mr mowz is one of few people from ToD who know mario is a female (he was male in BoM64 but he's a she after that) 

14 goomb from BoM64 somehow ended up eaten by hoko saba wich caused him to die (goomb not hoko saba)

15 the 10-nauti are n#zi's and since they're the only one (that we know of) who have a moon base, meaning were literally fighting space n#zi's

16 "According to TEC, Grodan is full of "computers you do not care about." This could mean that Grodan is a robot, but that does not matter" a great , he's a robotic space h#tl$r 

17 somehow peach got TEC pregnant? How do you have a baby with a computer? He got cyber aborted so no weird prince robot baby in this story, I swear the lore gets more crazy the more I learn about it

18 the punnies are fighting the British in the big tree but that is unrelated with the war

19 viviana apparently lost her baby

20 Belda has a wife

21 sir snow is male, even tho he's like the only character with boobs in the history of mario

22 don piano owns the European union and the plant association, even tho he owns the EU, most of it is still Persian empire territory, wich mean he's just one of the leaders of the persian empire (or he's just an allied nation?), maybe the reason the princess of peaches went to rogueport is to talk with Don piano because politics 

23 "Piano's two bodyguards aren't fathers, thus not making them targets to Carbon." WHY IS THAT SO OMINOUS (butchered that word)

24 piano gave the plant association to frankie, he may or may not have turned it into a sugar cookie company (cookie clicker flashbacks)

25 the winner of the glitty pit competition is awarded the prize of being grubbas son,.........WOT?

26 hawk green tried to abort Maria's son by giving maria poisoned cake

27 "It's implied that Hawc Green was raped by Grubba at some point, since he later sends an email to Mario talking about "the blue cock" and how it makes him feel rage" I did not expect that

28 "It's implied in Section 8 that Yoshi Kid might have an N-Word Pass." Thats one way to put it

29 afternoon city is known for its great pudding 

30 the queen of shadows is supergod, meaning its more powerful than gods, browser is also a supergod (since he was in command of the Christian god) but as you know he died and the current one is a glass clone

31 cortze is mr. Krumps dead son/daughter who died in the war, since she's the ghost pirate it means she was in the marines

32 bob seems to hate the irish

33 boat rent is located in the shore of Pennsylvania USA, right on koop territory 

34 don piano gave maria ownership of the world famous train named MORE-COFFEE-MACHINES! 

35 Pennington seems to hate luigi (lewis) calling him a whore

36 the engineer is constantly on drugs and has mood swings, not the type of guy you'd want to control a train

37 when mario asked the engineer for an autograph he gave mario AN ENTIRE FUCKING AIRPORT

38 ghost T. Is the holy spirit and can stop the war at any moment, however he refuses to do so

39 Darknesses are bumpies that over the years became purple 

40 the moon has oxygen (since mario and co. Stay outside and don't die) it is 10-nauti territory and is great for discoveries 

41 posko farh were probably involved in the war, if they have a giant powerful cannon that can blast spaceships into the moon it can also probably blast giant holes in enemy bases

42 goldbob (not to be confused with general goldbob white house) is the only person in posko farh with acces to weapons making him a powerful man

43 general white left posko farh because of the bad wifi connection 

44 "Master of Shadow Darkness...Popular Stones...Seven Run...So we're perfect...Be restored to stone again...Know stars. Let's be alone...And that's the shoe...But the stars are balanced." Were gonna need an expert to decipher this one, its probably something about the stellarrvinden 

45 representative is hoko saba's brother/Girlfriend, yes, girlfriend AND brother, incest is in the air and it smells like rotten fish

46 grodan sealed the devil in his rocket, thats a good idea, let's send the devil into space

47 "According to Queen of Shadows herself, her Spirit Form, aka her true self, is a child" woah, very informative, she's 1000 years old wich is certainly not a kid, however she's a supergod and since they're immortal it makes sense that 1000 years old is still a child, it also mean that the disaster caused 1000 years ago was probably an accident, give a baby powers even gods can't counter and you can bet your ass it will create a few disasters by accidents 

@boom-fanfic-a-latta i expect you to see this

Is, is that fucking belize?

[bookofmariokingofmaiami]

THE REAPING

the reaping is the fancy term of choosing the contestants

District 1:Bolivia, Olly, Prof. Sean Hampton, Maria

District 2: Belize, Barney one, Toad dad, Louie

District 3:Barbie, Ptricio, Prince peach, Browser

District 4:Private naik, Todd, Cuba, Goomba Obama

District 5:Vanilla ninja, Art elastic, Abu boots alchohol, Anti man

District 6:Big high grodan, Bowler, Carbon, Ceramics

District 7: the conductor, Common man, Corporate, Don piano

District 8: the engineer, Flavio, Francesco, Frank

District 9:Full coop, Garlic, General goldbob white house, Goldbob

District 10: Goombell, Goverman, Hoko saba, Honesty professor ceaser reality

District 11:Jeff, Jolene, Kamek kamek, Kamopa kamopa

District 12:King of goomba, King of kings, Koopley, Lighthouse God

Yes, all these characters are from the book of mario series, theyre from book of mario king of miami, book if mario 64, and book of mario thousands of doors

[bookofmariokingofmaiami]

BOOK OF MARIO HUNGER GAMES

Part 1

There are characters from all book of mario games soo dont worry if there's people you don't recognize

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THE BLOODBATH

Gumbell has stranggeled anti man with a rope

Ptricio bashed Todd's head with a mace

Bolivia killed prince peach with a sword

Goldbob set the conductor on fire but we dont care about them

Kamopa kamopa killed Francisco and garlic (RIP garlic, died a second time)

And don piano killed the vanilla ninja!

7 deaths

DAY 1

Barney one and frank killed general goldbob white house

Prof Ceaser reality killed kamopa kamopa (a scientist killing a witch, makes sense)

Gold bob stabed Belize! No not Belize!

Ptricio killed koopley

Babies killed Bowler with a ranged knife (they're both bomb companions so maybe Barbie was jealous?)

And corporate stabed Maria with a tree branch

NIGHT 1

Browser killed prof Ceaser reality, Flavio and kamek kamek with a bomb (Triple kill)

Goldbob killed frank, another death no one cares about

Jeff sets ceramics on fire!

And Louie overpowered carbon and killed him, if you watched book of mario thousands of doors you know carbon is a demi-god, and Louie aka luigi just killed it

(I had some problems so if the rest is a bit lazy its because I a,ready did this but it fucked up)

DAY2

Goombell killed BH grodan

Browser killed art elastic with fire

NIGHT 2

The engineer killed gold bob

DAY 3

Abu boots alchohol fucking decapitated the engineer, for a buttler he's good with a sword

Private naik, corporate and goombama killed full coop

Goombell died from fall damage

And common man committed die

NIGHT 3

Toad dad died from an infection (toad dad=Maria's dad)

DAY4

Private naik died from poop

Barney one, Cuba, corporate and bowser kill goverman

Total deaths i part one:29