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[sftd-official]

Concilliabule with Mordenna and Lily?

Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.

Lily wished Mordenna would get a rush on. If this was to go any measure of well, he had to get here quickly.

With Mordenna using the vents as a means of transportation more and more frequently, Lily had taken to using them to move around to do maintenance, herself. Not usually, and definitely not when she had a bunch of tools she had to tote… but right now, she needed them.

Benald and Pattie had apparently got it in their head that it would be funny to go through the Workshop and put everything in a different place with no regards for organization. While harmless, it took her and Mordenna an hour or two just to put everything back–and Mordenna looked pretty damn peeved that they touched his personal workbench.

So a day or so later, Lily had called Mordenna to this secret meeting. They were in the vents just above the exit to the Mess Hall, far enough away from any entrances to be heard, so long as they kept their voices down.

Thumping in the vents ahead of her said that Mordenna was finally on approach. She scooted closer to one of the walls, giving him enough room to come in. Lily scoffed as he sat down. “That took you long enough. Where were you?”

“Oh, nothing much.” He sat down. “Retaliating.”

Lily blinked. “What?”

“I was retaliating. Y’know, Ben and Pats, moving all our shit around? I wasn’t going to take that sitting down, so I went and got them back.”

“What… what did you do?”

“Well, we’re close enough to the Mess Hall.” He jabbed a finger at the intersection. “Wanna go listen?”

Wondering just what the hell Mordenna did in a day’s span, Lily nodded, following him as he turned around and crawled out quietly. When they were near the end of the Mess Hall–where all the appliances were–he turned around and pressed his ear to the floor, Lily copying him.

From here, she could actually get a clear listen of the conversation down below. “–and I ain’t got any clue where any of it is.” That was Benald.

“I’m tellin’ ya! They hid ‘em! Took ‘em right out of our personal stash!” The next voice was Pattie. When Lily looked to Mordenna for an explanation, he held a finger to his lips.

She put her head back to the floor to hear Benald reply. “I didn’t even know they knew where our mini fridge was. Think they drank ‘em?”

Oh. Mordenna must’ve pilfered their soda bottles. Benald and Pattie somehow always managed to have those opaque glass soda bottles with them. Well, fair enough. But Mordenna was still listening, so Lily stayed there too.

“Probably. Goddamn Lily and Mords… whatever, we still probably have a few in the fridge here, if nobody else drank ‘em.”

“Fair by me. We pranked them, they pranked us back, even if just stealing our soda ain’t much. Get me one, would you?”

“Yeah, yeah.” There was the sound of the fridge opening, then a span of silence. Then: “What the fuck.”

“What? They all gone?”

“No. No our bottles are here. They’re in jello.”

What. Lily looked to Mordenna again, who had a huge grin, but motioned to still keep quiet.

“Uh… well, upgrade my impression of their prank to ‘sizeable.’ Just pull ‘em out, I guess, leave the jello for someone who’ll eat it. Just wash your hands and the bottle afterwards.”

“Jeez, why do I gotta reach in the jello? Whatever.” There was the sound of a plate being taken out of the fridge. “What kinda flavor of jello is purple, anyway?”

“Probably grape. Eggplant if we’re unlucky and they expected us to eat it to get to our sodas.”

“Yeah, well, not me.” Lily couldn’t really classify the next sound, but she supposed it was the sound of the bottles being taken out of jello. The sink ran for a minute. “Alright, here. Guess we won’t be messing with them again–I really don’t wanna fish my soda out of jello everytime we piss ‘em off.”

“Fair point. And I told you not to go through Mords’s stuff. He ain’t the kind of man I wanna piss off.” Oh, if only he knew. There was the sound of one of them opening their bottle… then a spit take. “What?”

“It’s–It’s fucking–” Pattie continued sputtering, like she was trying to get something out of her mouth. “Lemon juice! Fucking carbonated lemon juice!”

Finally, the dam broke for Mordenna, who started cackling. Lily, meanwhile, was in no small amount of awe. Mordenna pilfered their soda, encased it in jello, but sometime before that, replaced the soda inside with lemon juice, and carbonated that.

Ben was right. Lily never wanted to piss Mordenna off.

[redlikelove]

everytime I see @goowarlock’s username I think of a very particular form of the Warlock and it makes me chuckle

[cannibalisticskittles]

get to know me better tag rules: answer questions and tag (???) people tagged by @lokigetspegged

name/alias: kelsey

birthday: august 10th (national lazy day!)

sun sign: leo

height: 5’ 6’’

hobbies: writing (SOMETIMES.... GOD I MISS MY ABILITY TO STRING WORDS TOGETHER), collecting useless tchotchkes, long walks at inconvenient times, being bad at video games, being good at hyperfixating on random things, trying and currently failing to raise houseplants, collecting new eyeshadows but ONLY if they’re in THE MOST obnoxious and garish colors, having taste is OUT

fav color: purple!

fav books: alice in wonderland, coraline, the true meaning of smekday, the frog princess....... i can’t think of any non-kids books but all these are Solid

last song i listened to: diamond hard by kerli

last film i watched: spiderman: far from home

inspiration for muse: does this mean muse like general inspiration for writing, or inspiration for a character that i’m roleplaying, because i see this phrasing more often for is the latter, but i don’t roleplay anymore, so. also don’t have anything consistent that helps me to write except to force myself to sit down and open up a word document and start typing, which is something I’m gonna have to do in the near future

dream job: god i don’t know, i’m pretty happy, if tired, with my current line of work, so maybe continuing w/ something to do with childcare but in an even more official capacity?? being a teacher rather than an aide??

meaning behind your url: i came up with it as a name for a group in middle school and i thought it was the funniest thing

sorry this took me forever to do, for someone who talks so much i have no idea how to coherently talk about myself

tagging @baskervillelair, @fangmich, @glass-arm-shattering, @goowarlock, @mudbloodedslytherin, @wintergreen-aix, but no pressure obv

[goowarlock]

syntheticcorpse replied to your photo: syntheticcorpse: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

@goowarlock haha that poor ventrue! :D

Sometimes the prince asks you to take care of something, but all your nice clothes are covered in blood you know? 

[redlikelove]

high-lady-of-sakaar replied to your post “everytime I see @goowarlock’s username I think of a very particular...”

oh my god now it's in my head. I can't get rid of it.

He’d be a slightly firmer one than most--though I shouldn’t think about it too much or else I might put some serious thought into it! Or draw it. Heaven forbid.