#gossip among the court (dash comm)

[castoffyourcrown]

"You seemed like you could use a pick me up. It's not much, but I heard you appreciate good cooking, so it was the least I could do."

[castoffyourcrown]

"Do you like foreign films? I've got my copy of Eyes Without A Face, it's subtitled but pretty easy to follow."

[castoffyourcrown]

"Why is he dressed like that?! Unless..."

"AUGH! I'm in one of those nightmares where I forgot it was Halloween and didn't wear a costume!"

[castoffyourcrown]

Why are the teachers here so weird?? The most normal one is my friggin age.

[castoffyourcrown]

"Because if you chase him away, then I'll never get to give him another makeover!"

[castoffyourcrown]

"Rin! Why on earth are you yelling?! You are disrupting the lovely ambiance of this gorgeous summer storm!"

[castoffyourcrown]

"Oh...it's your birthday?! Oh my goodness...okay, we have to organize a party on the fly, I've done this before! Decorations, snacks, oh! Presents! Okay, who wants to help me organize an impromptu class party?!"

[castoffyourcrown]

"Rin, no, it's as trap!"

[castoffyourcrown]

Even if he's a little odd, at least he's not clinically insane like the rest of the staff.

[castoffyourcrown]

"Throw three. For the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit."

[castoffyourcrown]

"Well I think Rin is cool. He doesn't care what people think and does what he wants. Is that not the definition of cool?"

[castoffyourcrown]

The princess is now deaf.

[castoffyourcrown]

Repressing negative emotions is perfectly acceptable. Necessary, even.

[castoffyourcrown]

"Applegate is a surname, not a first name. Where on earth did they get that?"

[castoffyourcrown]

"Miss, that is not what most people refer to when they say someone is hot."

[castoffyourcrown]

"If you would stop shouting, I'd be happy to take you."