#spills formaldehyde in your white valentino bag (crack tag)

[castoffyourcrown]

"Why is he dressed like that?! Unless..."

"AUGH! I'm in one of those nightmares where I forgot it was Halloween and didn't wear a costume!"

[castoffyourcrown]

"I don't believe we'll be able to Kiss Kiss Fall In Love our way out of this one, friends."

[castoffyourcrown]

"Rin, no, it's as trap!"

[castoffyourcrown]

"Throw three. For the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit."

[castoffyourcrown]

The princess is now deaf.

[castoffyourcrown]

"Miss, that is not what most people refer to when they say someone is hot."

[castoffyourcrown]

Go get em, Eath!

[castoffyourcrown]

RIN. If you ruin her makeup job, she's going to slice you into bits and make jerky with them.

[castoffyourcrown]

"Villain arc??? Does that mean I can give you a goth makeover??"

[castoffyourcrown]

WHY ARE WE ALL BEING CURSED???

[castoffyourcrown]

"Ghastly is best Pokemon, change my mind."

[castoffyourcrown]

"NOT AGAIN-"

[castoffyourcrown]

"I've seen some shit."

[castoffyourcrown]

((This made me laugh. It popped into my head after I made Liza going to a private Catholic school canon and it's been making me laugh at inappropriate times. For some reason the "X Has Become Catholic" meme is the funniest fucking thing to me.))

[castoffyourcrown]

Clears throat

"Fuck!"

[castoffyourcrown]

"Darling, I have brought you a gift. I hope you find it to your tastes."

It's a Malabar Giant Squirrel. Where and how she got this is a mystery, but it's calmly sitting in its cage, eating a piece of fruit.