#gotta sit down duders

[daddy-ul]

AND NOW YOU OPEN WITH FUCKIN KTHULU????

What's next, SUICIDE AND REDEPTION?

Are you gonna look me in the eye and open a damn Metallica concert with suicide and redemption without me present?

[prisonprocess]

Tim Goes to Prison

45.

In prison everything looks the same, so you don’t know where you’re going unless some CO is taking you there.  But finally we go down a hallway and a door opens and the CO says, “Here’s the new ones,” and we go in a room, and a convict that’s in there, sort of a tall thin guy, little older than me, says, “OK, but why do you think they can do it?”  Then he remembers to add a “Sir” to what he said, like you’re supposed to, but this is obviously some con that has a little more going for him than the average con, which is nothing, so he can sort of consider taking liberties.  Then the CO says, “Just look at em.”  The con gives Bodhi and me a long, squinty look and he says, “OK, see what you mean, Sir,” and the CO leaves.

So huh?  What is this?  I know it’s not a whore house, cuz I’m not that hot!  Maybe to Bodhi I am!  But anyway, I look around the room, and it’s nothing but computers in there!  Nothing but these little hootches where you sit in front of a screen and play with the keyboard.  Like, maybe ten computers, ten cons in front of them.  Eight cons, I mean.  Two of the hootches are empty-- nobody there.

The con starts pointing at the empty one.  “Siddown,” he says.  “You’re in IT now.”  

So dude!  That was our “labor detail!”  Hackin for the prison!  Like they say in civilian words, “maintaining institutional records and systems.”

I’ll break it down for you.  Ten hours a week, we gotta deal with the tickets we get from the COs and the Loots and so on. Ridiculous.  “Hey, why can’t I access the inventory for the boots supply?” Cuz you’re stupid, that’s why. Then there’s 30 hours a week doin games. If you wonder what’s goin on in your own IT joint where you work, well now you know.  Then maybe eight hours a week “fixin things up.”  That’s what we call it.  Easy easy—the underground exchange.  Some cons peddle soap or weed or TP or whatever; that’s the old way.  We deal in data.  You wanta know somethin, you wanta change somethin, you wanta get on the list for somethin, you come to us.  COs never figure that out.  Somethin happens; they don’t know how it happened.  Cons know better.  They know that Bodhi or me or Chacha over there, we hit a key--and somebody’s toast! Or somebody’s steak and fries.  

My man Bodhi turned out to be better at fixin thangs than anybody else.  Even me.  Six months in, we’re gettin whiskey in the cell every night.  Not to mention bein The Main to all these tattoo freaks and gangies and Gen Pop Johnnies like my brother—tons of muscle, ounces of brains.  End of story, duder: if we don’t push it too far, which we won’t, we’re cool forever.  

[fakeloveaskblog]

(Hi, me again. I remember you saying that Virgil might have run into Oswald at the aquarium when I want somewhere with him so I was relieved that the fates were on my side.)

Hey Rem, hi Rem. I heard your conversation with Logan. Have fun at the zoo and I’ll give you the stuff when you get home.

Hey! Welcome back. Here you go just as promised. Injections for Remus and pills for Remy.

Glow Eyes

"I don't believe we have the resources to make the tapes edible to spiders so we will have to find another solution" Logan said.

"If we film it instead of making it a live installation we can try as many times we want" Remus excitedly replied.

They were sitting on the bench in front of the spider exhibition while loudly chattering. Logan was showing his notebook with his new research while Remus showed off the parts of his sketchbook related to the idea.

Remy was laying with their head in Remus' lap with their eyes closed since they weren't interested at all and also high off of half a zanny.

Remus looked up and smiled at your short message "Thanks duder! We're getting suuupper good spidey info right here!! We're practically doing science here! Get the nobel prize over here!"

"I must admit I have been a bit close minded around art but talking with Remus has truly enlightened me that art can contain fun things such as research and extensive planning"

He nodded along "Yeah! Yeah! Log over here is helping me with installation ideas!!"

"And me!" Remy blurted out while punching their fist into the air.

He patted them on the head "Yesh my muse of course" It made them laugh.

The two nerds continued to discuss different ways to make the installation as safe as possible for the spiders for a while. Until Remus noticed that Remy was starting to get bored and thought of what they would enjoy.

"Wanna go oogle at jellyfishies?"

"I'd rather prefer seeing the exhibition on animal bones but you two can go look at the jellyfish while I do that" Logan suggested.

"They remind me of floaty dresses" Remy chuckled out.

Remus walked circles around Remy the entire way to the jellyfish. They stepped into a small darkened house that held most of the zoo's aquatic animals. The air was a bit chillier in there and all the windows were darkened. Soft blue lightning shone up from lamps imbedded in the floor.

The jellyfish swam around in a large tank. They embdedded the room into a purple as their pink hues mixed with the blue water. Remy almost collapsed onto the bench in front of the tank and Remus sat down next to them.

"They're so pretty" Remy mumbled out "You'd think they could kill someone?"

"Oh I think they could kill Several! Especially small children or middle aged men with weak hearts!"

Remy chuckled before leaning their head against his shoulder. They followed one of the jellyfish with their eyes as it swam up to catch a piece of food. They imagined themself wearing a big poofy jellyfish dress with their skin no longer looking sickly pale and their hands no longer quivering with fear.

"Beanie I-" Remus reached out and placed his hand atop of theirs as he turned his head towards them "I've been really thinking bout-"

All of a sudden Remy flinched back. Away from his shoulder. Away from his hand. His comfort.

For a moment they had thought he was going in for the kiss and their heart had started to beat out of their chest in response. It literally felt like their entire spine and all of their muscles were yearning to move closer to him and yet they stayed the same as they parsed their lips.

"I- I gotta tell you something" Remy blurted out "And like it's super okay if you're like gonna get mad at me or something for it"

"Don't tell me you've had a secret twin this whole time" Remus replied in a dead serious tone.

"What? No. Girlie no. Nothing like that. I just- Like- When I was still staying with..Virgil..After like halloween I think this dealer started to like come over to our place like pretty often and I think- I'm pretty sure he might have been your....your...Oswald"

Remus looked at them with a stunned expression. He didn't say anything.

"I didn't know it was him but like as soon as you told me like what kind of asshole he was I promise I haven't seen him, haven't talked to him, haven't anything since then. I like get it if you're mad though"

".....he's a bad guy right?"

"Yeah. Yes! Of course! Obviously! He was horrible to you!"

"Beanie I don't really understand why I should be mad at you then?"

"I mean- I guess- I'm still sorry. I just feel like gross knowing I've met him"

Remus glanced away as he thought. He leant his head in his hands and dragged his fingers through his hair "He didn't do anything right? Like you haven't like kept something for yourself just 'cause you've been worrying about my reaction"

"No! Like at most I think he might have like asked for my deadname while I was like high. I promise-"

"That's still awful" Remus added in.

"I- In hindsight....He was really like sleezy? Or I mean like...like it always felt like I was missing what he really was like trying to do. Like I 100% get why you would like fall in love...or whatever you did...to this guy 'cause he was just so...persuasive....especially when I was with Viv"

"He is still doing the exact same shit!" Remus lips quivered a little and his hands moved into fists "He's so- He's so- I feel so stupid for not getting what he was sooner"

"Hey no. Hun it took me you telling me to realize he was actually like being all creepy and flirty to me 'cause I just thought I was crazy" Remy said it as softly as they could "Is it alright if I touch you?"

Remus nodded and Remy reached their arms around his shoulders and moved their head against his to hug him, not too tightly. They noticed as their friend's expression smoothed into a numb look and his eyes glazed over.

"You okay?"

He let out a dull "Mhh" while nodding "Just....gimme time"

A few minutes passed before Remy noticed that he was following one of the jellyfish with his eyes. He blinked rapidly and scrunched his nose to try and jumble his brain together again.

"It's so annoying I start dissociating when I get angry" He muttered out "...But at least I'm letting myself get angry nowadays"

"Progress!"

"Super progress!"

They high fived.

"I think- I mean I've heard that like Os- that asshole is being haunted at least. Heard he got an infection of demon snails" Remy said to try and lighten his mood.

"Really?"

"Yeah. Apparently they're like totally ruining his apartment and like it's bad people- including well...potential victims- wouldn't wanna stay over. I think. Pretty sure"

Remus let up into a slight smile "That's-" A sigh left his lips "That's really good to hear. I always feel so guilty 'cause it would feel like my fault for not speaking up if he ever hurts anyone again"

"It's his dumbass choices"

"I know" He grimaced "But I still can't not feel guilty....at lest he's going after people your age now...that's something...."

"I still got his number on my phone" Remy admitted "i haven't texted him!! I promise! I would never! It's just like some part of my brain is like stopping me from blocking him just 'cause I know he's abusive and some part of me stupidly like wants to be hurt"

"I get it Beanie. For months after...even now sometimes...something just takes over and I have to trigger myself by watching assault porn until i'm shaking and crying or something. With actors of course! Not- Not-"

"I know"

"Yeah. So I get it. I think it's pretty normal for uhh...victims...to crave abuse. It's like love y'know? I've read that! The brain can get confused and addicted and think abuse is love and everyone wants love right?"

Remy nodded "Right"

"We can ask Logie to block him for us?"

"Great plan! You got such a smart fucking brain bestie!"

Until Logan got there Remy asked their friend about topics they knew would calm him. Like asking him to name all of the intestines of a human body or wondering about some obscure but very gorey illness found in deers.

As soon as Logan got there the Rems almost in unison asked "Hey Logie!" "Sup girlie" "Could you maybe block a number for us?"

"Of course" He got a slightly smug look on his face "I am quite good at technology"

Remy handed him the phone with Oswald's number already up on the screen. With just a click the number had been blocked and all of the text the abuser had sent were deleted. Logan handed the phone back with a proud smile.

"Done"

"Easy as stealing candy from a corpse!" Remus added.

"I passed by the gift shop on the way here and I saw that they had plush toys in the shape of, get this, prehistoric bacteria" Logan genuinely looked excited.

Remus' mouth went agape "Shut up! You're kidding!?"

"No. I am not and I will not shut up. I believe I saw a aegirocassis"

"Holy hell I need me one of those!"

Remus jumped up and bounced on his heels while waiting for Remy to get their cane in order. He took their hand and excitedly skipped along Logan as he went to the gift shop.

Only a few steps outside the aquarium house he suddenly stopped mid step and blurted out.

"I forgot my bag. One sec!"

Remy was quite sure he hadn't brought a bag but just shrugged and let him run back in. Remus spun around the jellyfish room before locking eyes on the darkest corner of the room. He hunched down next to it and spoke in a hushed tone.

"Any demons here? Ghosts? Succubus?"

The darkness wiggled a little to show someone was there.

"Oh goodie! Could one of you make sure Janus and Logan are preoccupied tomorrow? NOT IN THE DEAD WAY!! Just in the busy way!" He let up into a goofy smile "I was thinking of asking Remy out to an art visit tomorrow and I uhh I kinda want it just to be us....Like a date! So I can't have them inviting Janus or Logan!! Just book them for some nerdy thingie! Yeah! Get them some nice busy day! Please!"

[ask-them-bois]

🗣 for Zeruki and Fayroe?

"Ha! Look at you, Fally-bally. The great prrrrrince finally fell on his own crown, huh?"

Fayroe looked up to see a familiar engineer, hanging by his tail from the balcony above the fuchsia's head, a plastic bag in hand. Fayroe was sat in an alleyway that was overrun with clovers and grass; free food for his dear friend.

Persephone was happily munching on the grasses, lapping up the rainwater that collected in puddles around them from the steady rainfall. Fayroe was sat against the wall, knees drawn up.

"What do you want, Ursida?"

"Nnnnothin'. I'm just hanging-swanging, saw my favorite imperial oppressor sitting in the mud. Thought I'd say hi."

"I'm just letting Percy eat. This is our hive now." Fayroe indicated the building he was leaning on.

Zeruki looked at the building, before he cackled. "You're living in an old recupercoon store?"

"You live in a garbage dump!" Fayroe snapped, "At least it's warm and dry in there, and I managed to get one of the recupercoons operating."

"Au contraire, dipshit. I live in a sicky-tricky dope ass treehive. It just happens to be in a garbage dummmmp." Zeruki corrected, folding his hands behind his head and making the bag he was holding rustle.

Fayroe hissed half-heartedly at him. "Leave me alone, Ursida, I'm miserable as it is."

Zeruki hummed. After a moment's thought, he flipped off the balcony and landed across from the seadweller, crouching down to peer at their face. "When was the last time you ate?"

Fayroe leaned back, narrowing their eyes. "... Two nights ago."

"Mm. What'd you eat?"

"Why does that matter? Four packs of it instant grubloaf. I found them in a snack mealvault at the back of the building."

"Four? Duder, that could have lasted you four flip-fucking nights!"

"I was hungry!" Fayroe snapped defensively, "I hadn't eaten for three nights prior!"

"Aaugh!" Zeruki stood and spun away, lashing his tail. "That's the problem with you rich-bitch fucks. No idea how to ration shit. No idea how to save a lil for later. Nope, you just gobble up everything and everyone for yourselves!" He rounded on Fayroe again, "I've been living-diving off of chip bags for the past wwwwweek, Fally-bally. Know why? Because that's all I can afford on the shit-fuck salary your daddy-o-pops gives me."

He lashed his tail to make the bells ring pointedly.

"I don't set the salary! I don't do shit for the Fleet!"

"No, you just patrol-rolled the compound and made life miserable for me!" Zeruki snarled, flapping his hands angrily and making his bag shake. He stomped his feet, huffing, before he took a deep breath. "That's not the fffffucking point." He muttered. "Point is, you don't have daddy-o-pops to provide for you, so you gotta do it yourself."

"I'm trying!" Fayroe huffed.

"You're sitting in the rrrrrain while you don't have the cash for medicine if you get sicky-trick!" Zeruki pointed out, shaking his head.

"Percy needed to eat."

"So you pick some of the grass, and you take it inside! Jegus Christ on Signless' execution block. I hate rich bitches." Zeruki finally turned to him again, appraising him. "I hate you."

"I can kill you."

"No, you can't. You know your daddy-o-pops wants me alive."

"Stop saying that."

"No. I hate you."

Fayroe sighed, giving up and hanging his head. "Yeah, I hear that a lot."

"Good, you should." Zeruki said smugly. He dug in the bag on his arm for a moment, before pulling something out. "Here. I sold a tick-tock-watch I rebuilt last night, I had enough cash to get sssssome real food. Take this, and don't say I never did not do nothing for you."

Fayroe looked up to see a frozen meal held out to them, including grubloaf slices, smashed spuds, and slash & cheese. "Those are disgusting." They scowled, taking the box.

"I wouldn't know. My tasty-buddies all got burned off from the salt on the chip-n-dips I've been eating." Zeruki shrugged.

"... Thank you, Ursida."

"No problem-boblem, dipshit. Now get your ass inside your sad little hive before the sun rises."

"Uh-huh. And you go back to your sad little hive."

"Sicky-tricky dope ass treehive, but same diffffference."

[junepop45]

A night on the town

It was so hard to practice on an empty stomach. Not only was I playing the wrong notes, but my belly growled louder than a a mad beaver (weird occurrence, but trust me, it was loud and noticeable.) River was the first to say something.

“I don’t know, maybe two and a half weeks?” I muttered meekly.”

She gasped and shook her head. “ We gotta get you something to eat duder!”

“I-I don’t have any money.”

That’s when I heard Mia chime in. “C’mon! It’ll be fun! We can all go out, get some food, and just chill.” She saw I was about to open my mouth. “Don’t worry, you don’t have to pay us back,” she reassured me.

Fifteen minutes after closing up our lounge, we headed out to go grab some 45th Road: a hometown classic. We all sat in a booth. Static and GD sat on one side. River, Mia and I sat on the other, River sitting across from GD while I sat on the outside so I could eat comfortably.

“It smells like food,” I said as I sat down.

“Yes. It’s a diner. It’s got food in it.” Mia chuckled.

“I know!” I said, defensively, “I just mean it smells good. Food, burgers, meat. Those kind of things!”

“I’m just teasing with you, Lobo. I’m getting hungry just thinking about what I’m gonna order!” She said.

“Jeez, you must be starving, JD.” GD said. “I know what that’s like. One time, for a science experiment, I studied “how not eating affects a corporeal demon” turns out, that without eating, I got cranky, my memory was more fucked up than usual, and every now and then I’d just kinda.... clonked out.”

“Yea, that about sounds right,” Static agreed. “That was a rough 49 hours.”

“You guys must have a laid back teacher,” River commented. “At my school, we’re giving a prompt and our partners to do experiments. They usually don’t leave the class though.”

The waiter walks over to us as they continued talking bout school. He seemed nice enough: funny bow tie, suspenders, fake western accent and even a wide smile. “Welcome to 45th street: every road leads back here! Is there anything I can get you fine ladies?” River got a sprite, Mia got pineapple juice (duh) while GD, Static, and I got a Dr. Pepper. Well, I got a half lemonade half Dr. Pepper.

“What’s with the weird combo drink?” I heard Static retort.

“Drake and Josh,” I choked out in between slurps.

“Ay Static! Why don’t you pick on someone your own size-“ GD waved their fists in the air.

“Can y’all not get us kicked out of another restaurant?” River jokingly asked.

“That Wendy’s does not count. That’s a fast food chain. This is a restaurant. It has an ambiance that a Wendy’s can never live up to,” Static commented.

“What a smart-ass,” GD mumbled. But in a very ‘I’m both glad and disappointed that we’re siblings’ way, I assumed.

As we finished our drinks and ate our food, the night became more lively. I felt like the world was a bit brighter. My skin felt less heavy and I could even feel a surge of happiness. I was so excited to hang out with my friends. They were more than I could ask for.

I hugged everyone individually before we split up: Mia, Static, and Gd went over to their house while I walked River home so she wouldn’t be alone.

As we make our way over to her place we started talking.

“Has Thanks, River. I don’t think I can thank you enough tonight.” I started off.

“Don’t worry about it. I had fun! We should do that more often. Maybe like twice a month.” She suggested.

“Ooh!!! That sounds awesome! I’d love that.”

“I know, right? It’s a great way to bond as a band! And it’s really great getting to hang out with you guys outside of practice.”

“Yea, it is,” I said, smiling warmly.

After we make it to the front door, I hug her one last time.

“See you Monday?” I ask.

She shoots me two finger guns, “You know it Broski. See ya then!” She waved before going inside.

I walked back over to my own “neck of the woods” and fell asleep on the forest floor. It was a good sleep; for the first time in a while, I had a good dream.

@doodledream

@aliensmoothie-gotta-blast

[cryptidofthekeys]

He’s Baaack

((Gonna give a quick warning this contains a bit of violence)) Chase was laying in bed one night, just staring up at the ceiling, he couldn't go to sleep that night. He heard a ding from his computer, he sat up, raising a brow "What... It's like... past midnight..." He sighed, wondering who on earth could be up this late, he walked over, sitting down in the chair and looking at a message from... The name was... just, Unknown, he assumed they had messaged the wrong person but when he looked at the message he froze, he saw glitched up text, he could at least read that however. [H́ ̧̧e ̛̛l͡ ĺ͘ ͏ó̸ ̷C ̶h ̴͢a̷͡ ͘͠ś ͏e͘ ̶̨̕y͏ ͏B҉͘ ́҉o ̴̀͞y̶͝.̵͟..] He froze completely, terror spilling into him, he knew that glitched up text from anywhere. He quickly typed back [Your not... Who the fuck are you? Are you just messing with me? Cause this type of prank ain't a funny one bro] He sent the message and waited for they're response, he kept staring at the text and that damn nickname that rang out in his ears. Finally, a response [͟Aw̴͡w̷̴͡,͞ ҉̷C̸҉̧ha̵͢se̢͞y͡͠-͏̧B͝ó͢y̶͞͡,͘ ̢̡d͜͞on̸͝'͟tc̶h̡ą̡ rę͟͞m͏̨ȩmb̛͜͡e̴͡r̢̨͝ ̢̧m̵̷̡e̡̧?̧͜~̷̧ ͡Y' ̸kn͞o͞w͟ ̶͘D͜ ҉A҉̢҉ ̵M ̸̛N҉͞ ͡w҉̀e͏̷͞l̕ļ ͢w̡͟͜h͜o ̢i͏t̨ ̵̵͢is͟͟~̷͞ T̵his̴ ̴̴̶I̴S̀͠N̛'̕Ţ̀ a͞ ̧̛j͞o̷k̛͝e̡̡~̸́͢ ͢͜I'̧m̛̕ ̀͡b͘͞a̵͘a͝a̶̛͜a̕c҉͏k̡̕~̨!́] Chase's eyes widened at the message, jumping back when little glitches began to form on his screen, he wanted to cry, he wanted to just bang his head against the wall right then and there, maybe he would wake up... Yeah, this had to be a nightmare, its gotta be, I'm still asleep... Another ding sounded, Chase looked over at the message, mouth agape at what he saw [͏T̡̛h͢͠įs̨ ̶͡i̸͘͝s ͡͝n҉̀o̢ ̶m͞er̨e͜҉ ̴͞ǹ̀ig҉h̶̢͡t͏m̛à̶r̕͞e, ҉y̕o̧͟u҉̛ ̸̷a̴ŗ̛ę̸̵ ̷i͢͏́n̶ ̛́́f͜à̕c͞t̸͝͏ a͘wa̛͠ķ̵è͝,̶ ́͝͠an̵d̵͘͟ I̛ ̵͟A̸̵͝ ͜͢M̴͟ ̴̷C̷ ͜͡O ̨͡M͝ ̢I͠͠ N ̨G͏͏̛.̨͟.̡.̷͠] Another message immediately followed [͜S̨̕͟ ̧e͡ ̴͏͢é͟͏ ̡̨͢y͏ ̡̡o͟ ͜͠u̸ ͢s̀͟ ̶̧̛o̸̷ ̢̕͝o̕͞ ͜n~] Chase froze, backing away from his computer that completely glitched out, he backed all the way to the door, gripping the doorknob tightly. Suddenly, a figure appeared on the screen, making Chase want to scream out in terror, he couldn't believe it... No, no no, it couldn't be him. The man cackled loudly, making Chase hold his ears, his gaze fixated on the being on the screen "̧͡͡Į͡t'̧s̨̀͡ ̧́͘be̴̵͝e͢n ̛̀s̀u͝c͟h҉ ̡̢͞ą ͏l͢͝o͡͝͏n͏͞g͞͡ ͜͞͡ţ̕i̧m͞é̢͏, 'a̶̢s͡ǹ͘͡'̢t̵̛҉ ͏̸it͟͝ p̧r̷̶̛ec̨i͝͡o̴̧us͢ ̧̛͡b̢̡͟oy?̢̧͡~͏ T͏͡ell̷͏͞ ̨m̶e,͡ ̛̀́h̴̷̨ow͝'̵̕s̷͘͢ ͟͞t͢h̕͞'̷̨͜ ̨͢ẁ͡͡i̧̛͢f̸e̕ ̢͢a͝n͡'͏̸҉ ͞͞k̴íds̢̛͘ ̨͢ḑ̶͠o̸̸͡i̡͢n͘g͏?" Chase didn't speak for a moment, he had a lump in his throat that he hardly swallowed down, staring at the other he opened his mouth to finally speak "H-How... How the fuck did you find me?! W-What... What are you doing here Anti?! We... We got rid of you, how.... how are you back?!" Chase screamed, his voice shaky and crackling in terror. Anti merely chuckled and smiled a smile that was far too wide to be considered normal, he put a finger to his lips in a shushing motion "̷Sh͡h̢,͜͞ ͏d͟͠on̢'̴̧̀t̶͜ ̧͞w̧̡͟ą̸̸k͞e y̧̨e̶̶r ̷͞f̛a͜mí̢͡l̴y͝~̸̸ ͠Aś͜͠ f҉҉e͘r ̕͝h̛͠ǫ̷w҉ ̢m'̷͟ ̴b̴̢a̢͜͢c̶̶͝k͟.͡.͜͡҉.̢͠.̸͝..̷̡ ̢͜Y҉͏ę̴͜r ̴̶̛n͜ó͟t ͢v͘͘͞e̵ry̴͜ ̧͢͞cļ̀eve͏̸r,̢ ̛͝a̶͟r͝ȩ̸͏ ̷̸y̴̸a͘͝?́͠͞~̷̨ Y̴̡̧ ̴́Ó̵ ̕͜Ù̕͘ ̨C͘͜ ͝Ą̀͞ ́Ń ͘͢͝' ̀͢Ţ̵̸ ͡G̵͟ ̶È̴͝ ̧̧T̨͢ ̨́R҉ I̶̢ D̀ ̡͏͢Ó͘ ̶F̡ ̷͜M̴̵ ̧̀E̕͠" Chase stared at Anti, a horrified look plastered onto his face, he glanced back at the door for a moment then back towards the screen to now find it pitch black "?!" Chase gasped and looked around the room, not seeing anyone. He quickly opened the door and was about to sprint before he came face to face with the monster that had haunted him so long ago, he gasped and tried to move away but Anti grabbed his wrist and shoved him against a wall, chuckling insanely. "̵̛͠W̨͏͡hè̸͘r͟e y̧' ́͘g̵̨͠oi̸n̷g̀͝ ̡̛͜C҉̨͞hás͜e҉y̸-̛b͜o͡y̵̢?͠!~͘ ͢͞T͞ḩ̵'̸ ͠f̴u̧n͘'̴s̴ ̡͡o͘͢nl̸̨͡y̷̡ ̴̸́j͞u͞ś̵̛t ̷s̴t̵a͞r͞͠t̵̡̧i̸̢n'̡~̷̷!" Chase whimpered and turned his head away, tears beginning to stream down his face, he had lost his cool already "L-Leave... Leave me a-alone... Your supposed to be gone.... W-Why... Why are you back?" He sobbed a little, struggling to get out of the monster's grasp, unfortunately to no avail. Anti cackled, twisting his head and smiling widely at the other "̴A̢̛w̷͡w҉,̧̡ ͜͜c̴̛̀'͟m̶͞oņ~̷̶ ̛͘We͘ ̡͢c̷an͜ 'a̷͝v̡̕e̢҉ ͝͠s̸ơ͘m̨͠e̛͢ ͡͠͏m͜͞o̢͟r̕e̶͢ ͏͢f̶͏u͠ń̕ ̕͠C̷h̕asey͢-B̵҉o̴͏y̷~͏͟!͝ ̨J̀͠͞us̨̕t̢́͝ l̢ì̷k͏̛e̴͘ ͟oĺ͜͞d҉̵ t͢͞i̢me̷s̸͟͢~́!" Anti and Chase both quickly turned they're heads when they heard a small gasp, from what sounded like a child, in fact it was... Chase's son: Greyson had walked in and looked over at Anti, with a terrified expression, he then looked back at Chase, hugging his bunny "D-Daddy.... Who....Who is that....? And.... w-why does he have you pinned a-against the w-wall... Is... Is he a b-bad man?" The child asked innocently, clutching onto the stuffed animal in his hands. Anti froze for a moment, just simply staring at the child, he glanced back at Chase, sneering suddenly, mouthing 'If you alert anyone, I will kill them' Chase knew what Anti meant and nodded, he looked over at his son, giving a reassuring but fake smile "D-Don't worry kiddo, daddy is just fine, this is... a.... f-friend of his... Just, go back to bed, and don't tell anyone, alright sport? Just, go on please" Greyson gave his dad a skeptical look for a moment, looking over towards Anti who simply snickered "͝B̷̡̡e ̴͞a̵̷ ͞g̵̨o̵̕o͡͠d̶ ̴l͞҉i̴t̶́̀t̛͏͘l͞e͞ ͝b̛o͢y̶,̸̶ lis̶̷͜t͘e̛͢ņ ͘͢t̨'̢̀ ̴̨̀ỳ̕e͘͢͜r͜͠ f̀̕a͏ţ̵h͠e͟r҉ ̶̀a̸ņ͟' he͡aḑ ̸͡o̕f̧f̵̛͘ ̨́b̢a̢̛ć̵k ͝t́o̕ ̸b̸ę̴d̨~" He cooed to the child, shooing him off. Greyson quickly took off upon hearing Anti's voice, heading back into his room "D-Daddy... Was...Was that really a f-friend...?" The child quietly mumbled to himself, crawling back into bed, even if it wasn't, there wasn't much he could do. Anti cackled, turning back to Chase "́͡Y̵̧̕ér̶̕͞ ͟l̵͞uc̡͟͞k͝y͢͞ ͟͝t͟h̶e͜ ̶̴b͜o͜y͡͝ ̧ĺ͘i͏͏͝s̷͢t̛e̶͟n͘͞ę̕d̴͟,͝͝ ̕I͡ţ̢'̷d b̴̨͟e̕ ͟à̡͢ ͡s͘h͝͏͡a̕m̡͝e ̴͘̕í̷f̴͟͡ ͘h̵͝͝ę͝ ̀h̡͠a̡d̷̛ ̶̨t͏́͞'̕ d̡̢͘ ̧́̕į͡ ̶͢͜e̷͟ s̢̕͢o҉ yǫ̨u̴n͝g̷~̧́͟" Chase bit his lip, frowning at Anti "You bastard...! You will leave the children alone, they have nothing to do with this, this is between you and me..." Anti laughed, pulling out his knife, twirling it around carelessly "̶Ǹ̕o̴͞w̷̵ ͜no͏̕̕w̴͢,́ ҉ỳ̶̧er̸ ̨̀'̡͞A҉RD̵̵͠LY̛̕͏ ̶͜i̢̡͘ń̸͢ ͘a̧ ̴͢p͜͏osit̴̛ìon҉ ͡t̴͜'̴ ͏b̕͜e̸̵͢ ̀̕҉g̢í͞v̢̀i̵͟ǹ͞g̢̀ ̧͘m͡e͏͘ ̡oŗde͘r̢͏̀s͞~̧ ͢I̛f ̴͟͟I͟ ̢́ẁ͜a̴̢̛n̷̨̨t̷́ȩ҉ḑ͞ ͠I ̀͞ç̀͠òu͠͝l҉͏ḑ ̵͠g̢o̡̧͜ ̵̶͝a҉͠ń͠͞d̢ şlì͟͝t̕ ͞b́ot̴͢h ͞o̡͘҉f͏ ͟͟t͘͜͢h̷̵̛'̷̧͠ ̧l̀͞i̧͢͠t̛t̕͜l̕e̶͟͝ ̨̕b̸̡r̶͠a̴͠ţ̢s ̢͢͝t̀h͟͏ŕo͟a͘͢ts ̸r ́i̧ ͜g̶̨ h̢̨͟ ̴t͡ ̸̨n̷͘ ́o҉ ̕͟w҉҉~" Chase's eyes widened at Anti's statement, the thought of this monster, killing his precious little baby's... It sickened him, that Anti would go that far, tears streamed down his face "No, please don't... Leave the tiny duders alone, p-please... leave my family out of this... I'll do what you want..." He hiccuped, staring at Anti's cruel sneering expression. "G̛o̧̡ǫ́͏d͏̴͢ ̶́b̡͏o͜y̛͡~ N͏̡͞o̷w,̀͜ ̸͡҉y͘͏er̨ ̶ń̵́ơ̕t̸̛ ͝t͘a ̨͜te͟ll̛͢͢ ͘A͞ ̴Ǹ ̢Y ̴҉Ò͘ ̀̕N̨̕ ͢E̕͡҉ ͝͞҉ó͢͜f̵̴̕ ҉o̷͟u͜r͝͝ ̷li̴͠ţ̴͢ţ̡̀l͝e̴͟ m͏͏e͟͟͢et́i̛͘҉nģ ̕'̀͘͠e̛r̴e͟͡ ̛t͠'n̕ig̢̨h̷̸t̛~̷ ҉Ye'͜l̴ļ b̕e͜͟ se͘͟͝ei̷̛n̛g̢͢͞ ̧͏m͝ȩ ͞a͜ga̶̛͢i̧̕ņ͠ ̸̨so͏͡ǫ̴̡n̴̴̕ ̴͘͢C҉̛há̢s̢͞e͞y͞~ ̢͜I҉̀ ̀͢c̛͝a͢͠n̶̷ ̸a̕s͝s̨u͘͡r̴͟͠e̢͢ ̶̀y҉' ҉̸o͜͜n̴ ͟t͏҉͠h̨͞a҉̀͞t.̵͢ ̡͟F̨è͏ŕ̛ ̨no͢͞w,͞ ͢I'̸͝l͟͏ĺ͘ ̸̶l͡e͘͢a̕v͠͡e ͘͠y͜'͠ ̷͟͜a͝l̨͘͞on̢è́͘.͢͏.̡́.̵̨̛.̢́̀ ͟See̕͘ ̸y̷̛͟'͝ ̴̸͜in ̧̢y̵͠ȩ̕͠ŕ ̨ņ̛̕ight̶m͝͝͡arè̕͡ś͡~͝" And with that, Anti was gone in a flash. Chase fell to his knees on the floor, beginning to cry and sob "Why...Why is he back, why......... why me... Why can't he leave us alone..." Chase began muttering and rambling to himself "...He won't ever leave me, or anyone else alone... Oh god my family's in danger all over again, oh god no please... please not again I-I c-can't..." He choked on a sob, proceeding to hug his knees and bury his face into them. "I can't.... go through this again... Not again, please..." He was breaking down, he didn't want this... He wanted things to be normal, he wanted things to just continue being peaceful and happy, the more he thought about it, the more he realized. "Do... Do I not deserve happiness?" (( Ahh the saddest ending, poor boy.... hmm since I HATE breaking people's hearts tbh-- I can imagine, Schneeplestein comforting and hugging Chase again, and kicking Anti's fucking ass for doing this to the poor boy, no one messes with Schneep's boy-- N o b o d y-- but here's a creepy and yet sad story @chase-brody-protection-squad here’s y’all some feels and yet a bit of comedy relief from the mun, Schneeps will destroy Anti for this-- don’t fuck with the boy xD))

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[Hello The Local Demon's here! Well, it does indeed seem like Tumblr has eaten my ask. I am disappointed at this hellsite, but not surprised. I'll have to rewrite it, I guess, wait a hot sec! Think I'll sent it in parts this time, so at least some of it is bound to make it in.

(Also I saw the Tuxedo Mask meme and loved it! It got a chuckle put of me, and I want it back in the reply to this if you still have it please.)

Oh and congrats on the gender, btw! You're right that the reason you're getting those early isn't the best, but honestly I'm just glad you are getting 'em! SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU!! LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE!!! I shall now stop screaming support at my screen at 1AM, but know that it is very much given!]

:(( im sorry tumblr ate the ask. i dont know how much time y'all people spend on writing these asks but it still sucks no matter how fast theyre done. Is it possible for you to maybe like copy paste them into a notes app or something before sending them so theyre saved even if tumblr eats them? or like taking screenshots of them before sending them. i sure know that the moment i hit post i forget every word i've written hdfkjhdf so it might help? i dunno just brainstorming. Also thanks for the congrats! 🐹🧡

"And one snake goes here and one snakes goes there and a truckload of snakes fall into the river" Remus singsang while braiding Janus' hair.

Rowan had left for her flight this morning and Janus had come over soon after. They were laying on their back on the couch with their head leant in Remus' lap. Keeping his hands busy with their hair helped against the dissociation, though it wasn't nearly as bad as yesterday.

"HEllo!!! Demon!!!" Remus exclaimed when he saw the dark void like appearance filling the corners of the room "I love you too!!"

Janus gave you a wave "Greetings Gemon"

The shadows spread over the floor and weblike spirals grew onto the entrance door. A loud creak boomed as the door seemed to contort for just a second before going back to looking perfectly normal while the shadows returned to the corners. No Oswalds would ever be able to go through that door ever again.

Remus froze at the mention of the name. He stared blankly at the door. Janus quickly took his hand in theirs and massaged their thumb against his palm.

"Thanks Demon" They replied in his place.

He shook his head around and blinked over and over to focus "Sorry, zoned out a little. Thought about uhhh butt stuff" He blurted out.

Remus was actually sitting crosslegged on the couch and was turned towards his friend. So when you dropped the octopus near his feet it landed directly onto Janus' face.

He flailed around for a few seconds before the octopus turned into a squishy soft plushie. His face was still dripping with octopus liquid as Remus grinned down at him.

"How did it feel? I've always wanted to get suffocated by an octopus, ever since I saw Octopussy's octopus strangle a dude"

"I only understand half of those words" They replied while wiping their face. Remus helpfully rubbed his t-shirt against their cheeks "It felt...slimy"

"OHOHOHOH! Great!" He picked up the plushed octopus and hugged it "It feels so octopus like!! like a water bed! Oh I'm loving this duder"

The shadows near the walls started to move closer towards the exit as your message continued.

"We are still friends indeed!! Never worry about that!" He made grabby hands towards you "I would super love a hug!"

The shadows swallowed him and limbs somewhat resembling arms emerged to hug him. Janus tentativelys at up to see if he was welcome to join. A third limb emerged to pull him into the hug.

Before suddenly all the shadows all at once retreated once more and the last part of your message came out. Remus waved you goodbye.

"Good luck with the rescuing!! Salt helps to get rid of blood stains! Just so you know in case you gotta pummel some people!"

The shadows respectfully opened the entrance door, stepped out and closed it again. Right after you had left Remus turned to Janus and held up the new octopus plushie.

"Wanna go get your pet snake so we can test out how she reacts to different kinds of plushies??"

Janus squinted at him "That.....That does sound interesting. I'll ask Logan if he can get her, he loves this kind of experiment stuff"

"Like a nerd"

"Like a nerd yes"