weed & getting high starters
for all the stoner muses out there, because why not? feel free to combine action & word prompts, change any pronouns, and provide any needed context. (obvious) cw for drug usage, weed, and smoking, & a quick disclaimer that this meme is not meant to encourage or condone any potential illegal activity or unhealthy coping behaviors.
WORDS.
โ hey, want a hit? โ
โ have you ever even smoked weed before? โ
โ if you're gonna smoke, please take it outside. โ
โ do you prefer edibles or smoking? โ
โ which strain is this from? โ
โ it's mine, so i call dibs on the first hit. โ
โ what kinds of weed do you even have? โ
โ this hits so hard, it's so nice. โ
โ you're such a lightweight, it's so funny. โ
โ i've only taken one hit and i already feel stoned. โ
โ how much did you even have? you're acting totally out of character. โ
โ i don't even remember how much i had. โ
โ that's it, i'm getting stoned tonight. โ
โ yeah, you're high as fuck right now. โ
โ you did not just smoke/vape in my kitchen. โ
โ the last time i got stoned, i cried while both eating cereal and watching tv until 3 in the morning. โ
โ mind if i have a smoke? โ
โ you don't have to have any if you don't want to. โ
ACTIONS.
[ EAT ] โ our muses do edibles together
[ BONG ] โ our muses smoke from a bong together
[ JOINT ] โ our muses smoke a weed joint together
[ VAPE ] โ our muses vape weed together
[ CAR ] โ our muses get stoned in one muse's car
[ LAUGH ] โ our muses burst out laughing while stoned
[ MOVIE ] โ our muses watch a scary movie/tv show while stoned
[ GAME ] โ our muses play a video game while stoned
[ COOK ] โ our muses cook/bake while stoned
[ SWIM ] โ our muses go swimming while stoned
[ DANCE ] โ our muses start dancing around while stoned
[ TICKLE ] โ sender starts tickling receiver while stoned
[ ATTACK ] โ sender starts tickling receiver while both are stoned
[ CUDDLE ] โ sender cuddles up to receiver while stoned
[ SNUGGLE ] โ sender cuddles up to receiver while both are stoned
[ PAINT ] โ sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while stoned (specify)
[ ART ] โ sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while both are stoned (specify)
[ SURPRISE ] โ sender surprises receiver with weed when they're stressed
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