#gravity falls askblog

[stanleyalone]

Meremoth turned the dials on his newfound communicator, waiting for a dimension that caught his eye to show up. "How about..." His voice sounded distant and full of static, but also distinctly young. Teen age, likely. "This one?" The boy's voice cleared up a few seconds later. "Uh... hello? Who am I speaking to?"

- @the-bitterness-of-death

"...Hello? This is Lee. You sound a bit young to be using a radio on your own, kid, you lost at sea or something?"

[mabel-angelo]

hello, small child, i am definitely-not-a-triangle! would you like to let me visit your dimension for the low low price of me becoming your nightmarish overlord for the rest of eternity?

nope! now get lost. i still have my spray-paint, yknow!

[pacificanorthwestisthebest]

Ooc: Eyyyyy feeling bored go ahead and send some asks or questions!!!! :D

[vernonicurum]

Hey there Vernon, I’ve heard that ya’ve been, er, holdin’ onto an ol’ invention o’ mine…

—@fidds-old-man-mcgucket

i have no idea what you're on about, fiddleford.

[gf-brainrot-central]

Background details/me blabbing about my askblog yaaay!! Mostly because it's difficult for me to get motivated as it is! Plus maybe after being inactive for 2 years (rip 💀) this will help pique interest? Idk I just wanna talk about my sillies tbh. And the Axolotl needs a break you know? My guy's watching over an entire multiverse.

First off. The post about my LGBTQIA+ headcanons here: https://www.tumblr.com/craycray-wolf/737090570384703488/while-in-wait-for-the-book-of-bill-already-hard?source=share

It's still accurate to how I feel about the characters...mostly. In the time since I made this post, I have since been converted to "Grunkle Stan is bi" and I'm now preaching the Good Word 🤟

Anyway with that now amended, here's some stuff!

I originally made the majority of the posts about where everyone is now back in 2022, when I intended to have the blog launched as part of the 10th anniversary of Gravity Falls airing.

Well clearly that didn't pan (🩷💛💙🍳) out but maybe it was so it could instead coincide with all the revelations from TBoB! Life is kinda a beautiful thing sometimes.

Anyway point being, I'll have to tweak the timeline a bit. Which is fine because I wanted Dippin Dots and Mabes to hold some jobs before college anyway so really my lack of updating is just an excuse for this. That's the major point I could think of but if I didn't properly consider others please sound off 📣 (yes I'm a cringe emoji user AND I'M PROUD)

Soos and Melody are still attempting to conceive because they want at least one bio child if they can but they're working on adoption.

Many assume Gus Burnside to be missing or worse dead. But maybe... he's still out there somewhere...with his physical body fulfilling a deal. But y'know! No one can say for certain!

To be completely honest I'm still figuring out my interpretation of Bill's backstory. Sorry about that.

Though the reason the Axolotl has contacted our dimension to begin with has to do with his concern...about a certain someone. And who better to give a helping hand than the fandom and the Zodiac?

Since Stan taught Wendy how to hot wire vehicles and whatnot, they one day found a fairly intact Harley motorcycle in the dump. They fix it up together and Stan declares it hers. This is where her Harley previously mentioned in other posts comes from.

When did this happen? I've always assumed the Stans come back to land from time to time, including some summers. So likely during summer but a holiday could work too!

Mabel loves being a passenger. Dipper not so much unless he clings tight. Wendy installs a seat back at some point and this helps ease his anxiety. A little. He likes seeing the scenery though so he'll bare through it if asked to ride. Not to mention he cares for Wendy and thus doesn't want to deny her sharing her joy.

Robbie probably figured out he wanted to be an anime artist while doodling in college classes he wasn't paying attention to. Either he was in generals or some other degree at this point. He only drew in private during high school.

THIS NEXT SECTION WILL BE SHIPS 🚨 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Pacifica during her high school/diner years thought she like liked Dipper. And well, she was Dipper's rebound crush so at around 15 or so they dated for a while. Pacifica however eventually realizes she's actually a lesbian and was misinterpreting her care for Dippin Dots, as well as thinking she only had so many options initially. Dipper realizes it was to cope with Wendy.

Therefore they cut off romantic ties on good terms and continue to be good friends.

(I have nothing against Dipcifica, it's cute. I'm just personally a Mabcifica person and enjoy my lesbian Pacifica hc)

In their early college years Mabel and Pacifica become girlfriends, LET'S GOOOOOO

Candy and Dipper have began to catch each other's eyes... they've healed from the events of Roadside Attraction in the years since and now they can have a healthier relationship in several ways. I WILL DIE FOR THIS SHIP OKAY

Fiddleford and Ford are sweet old man boyfriends. Though romance baffles Ford it makes enough sense with Fiddleford.

Stan is Stan. Though maybe all of his family coming out awakes something in him... something new to explore about himself...

Past Billford will likely be discussed at some point, though they haven't been a thing for decades and it was toxic to begin with.

Grenda and Marius are of course married ❤️ Candy, Mabel, and Pacifica were her bridesmaids. Mabel and Candy were piling over each other trying to get the bouquet, though Wendy catches it. Uninterested in marriage she throws it back out and reflexively Dipper catches it. After confused for a solid moment he tosses it and finally Pacifica then catches it.

_________

SHIP SECTION FINISHED ⚠️

The Pines Twins revisit Gravity Falls every summer until their high school graduation. Well *maybe* they go one more after graduation but then they have job schedules to contend with.

One of those summers (probably when the Mystery Twins are 15) their parents surprise them with a visit! But then they start to question everything because y'know. Weird town.

Eventually the truth comes out about everything, and they better understand their kids.

It wasn't the easiest summer but an important one.

They let their children return because they know how dearly they love their time there, albeit with ground rules established.

As for their jobs, Mabel was a barista and Dipper restocked shelves at a grocery store.

Dipper now has come to care for his birth name and birthmark. He still likes going by Dipper but he insists that only those close with him use the name. The only reason he still wears bangs is that his hairstyle is just comfortable and familiar. This also keeps his birthmark special as only some get to see it (in full).

Mabel still loves knitting and sweaters, but she's experimented a lot with fashion throughout the years. She now has more variety in her wardrobe than sweaters and skirts.

The twins live in dorms with a couple roommates and return back to their childhood home during holidays and summer. They intend to live in Gravity Falls once they get all their education/credentials.

Waddles is an old man but still kickin'. The parents were initially upset with his presence but were convinced by Stan to begrudgingly keep him. They grew to care for the piggy as well.

The family cat (Sniffles) has since passed :(

They have a dog (Honey) now though! She was a puppy from a dog Dipper once dogsat. The owners didn't realize said dog was preggo. It was a whole thing. Anyway Mabel loves putting her in cute outfits that match Waddles, something she used to do with Sniffles.

Mabel is a k-pop multistan (originating from Candy and Grenda introducing it to her) and absolutely loves drinking boba/jelly milk tea. Dipper likes the sound of k-pop music but isn't a fan the same way his sister is. He likes milk tea but the boba pearls themselves freak him the heck out.

There's a lot more but I'm blanking 🤪

[cryptographs-and-casinos]

Do you know a Stanley Pines??? You seem very interested in the dude's brother

I know of a Panley Stines. I know of a Stetson Pinefield. I know of a Hal Forrester. I know of an Andrew '8-Ball' Alcatraz. All of them well-renowned in the gambling community, betting on losing dogs while making mediocre products. I know all of them, and I know all the men who'd kill to bite into his jugular and rip out his guts to take a bite and leave them for dead. But I don't think that's what you were referring to, was it? <3

[tales-from-the-theraprism]

[Gold Axolotl]: Dr. Lottie, I know you're young and idealistic, but I sincerely doubt anything can be done with him. If he doesn't show signs of improvement soon, I'm going to talk to Big A about termination.

[Dr. Lottie]: Excuse me!? Termination!? How dare you- (She takes a deep breath.) ...Just listen to me. Please. For once, give him a chance. I truly believe he can-

[Gold Axolotl]: You say that about every patient. It doesn't change the fact that some simply cannot be rehabilitated. Not every soul can be saved.

[Dr. Lottie]: I say that because it's true! Listen, Dr. Axis, I have an idea. You always go on about the will of Big A, but I'm a part of it too, so my will must be its will, to an extent.

[Dr. Axis]: ...Alright. Tell me your idea.

[Dr. Lottie]: It sounds absurd, but-

[Dr. Axis]: Dr. Lottie. Tell me.

[Dr. Lottie]: I think he needs.... a friend. Somebody he can relate to, who can support him and encourage him to be better.

[Dr. Axis]: You're right. That is absurd. You do realize that he actively doesn't get along with any of the other patients in this unit, right?

[Dr. Lottie]: So we'll bring one in from a different unit! Look, I know how this must sound, but I actually think this might work. I've been looking through potential candidates, and.... I think I've found someone.

[Dr. Axis]: Really? Who?

[Bill]: FUCK OFF, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT LEAVING MY ROOM UNTIL PUPPET HOUR, YOU CONDESCENDING LITTLE-

[Dr. Lottie]: You don't have to get out, Bill. I'd like you to meet someone.

[Bill]: WHAT ARE YOU-

[Dr. Lottie]: This is Ziggles, your new roommate.

[Ziggles]: HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

[aastra-aspera]

where'd the name "SIX.R" come from?

Well… it’s a long explanation I’m sure you wouldn’t want to be bored with. But, I digress.

In relation to the film, it follows a fictional time bandit who is called SIX.R and his travels throughout dimensions—overall a story about running from himself along with a bigger, more powerful evil—played by Bill Cipher—that is actively hunting him down.

Personally, I would say it’s one of my best works, but sometimes I feel like more people prefer my others over that one.

There is… no other reason as to why the film has that name.

[mabel-angelo]

mighty, yes! but slayer noooot so much yes. more like... puncher of scamming unicorn faces. but im glad to know the legend of mabel (and friends!) reaches all!

and you should tell me all the things!!! pleeeease?

waaaaaaiiit, so you're the siren grunkle ford was totally smitten with? i didn't know you guys were still in touch!! well, HI, i'm mabel, and you should TOTALLY tell me anything embarrasssing you knkw about my grunkle — @mabel-angelo

You must be the mighty unicorn slayer! Stanford and I only just got back in touch after so long; I had no idea he had a niece and nephew! Oh, and I have many embarrassing stories about Stanford!

[stanleyalone]

“Hello, Stanley.”

his voice is cold, not at all the kind of voice you’d expect from someone who was speaking to their brother after years of being apart, especially when they had once been best friends.

@memory-erased-ford-au

Again? He didn't know if this was his poindexter at this point. It was getting harder to tell the more they spoke. Stupid...magic radio, or whatever. But still...

"...Sixer? That you? Are you okay..?"

(OOC: teehee.)

[mabel-angelo]

Are you... another v-version of m-my sister? W-wait, you d-don't have a Bill, right? Or, wait, you would... you h-haven't met the Bill who... who hurt me, r-right? I... I bet you have. He g-gets around.

(hey the bill who torments me says you're part of the lore so here i am the kid who got tortured himself, @cervitaur-dipper in the tumblr)

wait, so youre— gosh. i thought— i mean, i hoped he wasnt serious about... i hoped he was just making stuff up to scare me. . ...im so sorry.

but, um. yeeeah—! ive had bill bugging me! a lot of bills, actually. like, at least 3 or something. ...including the one who... yeeeeeah.

[pacificanorthwestisthebest]

I WILL DESTROY YOU AND ALL OF YOUR VARIANTS.

@shortsighted-eyeofimprovidence

???!!!! UH WHY??? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU???

[stanleyalone]

"........oh, hey. Sorry. You sounded, sorta...familiar for a second..uh. nevermind-!

This is Lee. You don't havta say who you are. Just a lonley night tonight, I guess. Figured I'd see if anyone was around."

"....hello? Anyone out there? Feels too quiet right now... I dunno if this piece of shit broke or something..."

@stanleyalone

Hello? I can certainly confirm I am currently present. Who am I speaking to?

[vernonicurum]

*Throws a present at you* Merry Christmas eve, and I hope that you have a fantastic holiday!

@pacificanorthwestisthebest

ACK- ow! Paz what the hell!

[gf-brainrot-central]

Question from @sharkrad08222222: what are the Dipper clones up too?

I think one of them has some sort of blog. One of them was playing guitar in the credits, maybe the hobby became a full time deal?

Also they're still physically 12 😂

I think they probably tried to pursue Wendy longer than OG Dip since they didn't have the same growth but I imagine that also died off eventually

(I am SO SORRY this took so long to answer my brain uh. Melts on a daily basis. Thanks for the question! It was fun to think about and a nice challenge too as I had nothing for them tbh)

[cryptographs-and-casinos]

dude are you trying to fuck ford??? ur being wayyy too aggressive to stan then a normal person would, shouldn't gamblers stick together?????

Alright, kiddo. I'll help break it down for you, because clearly some electrons aren't firing in your brain- Steve Pinington is a horrendous gambler and should be ashamed of how shit he is. I came across him in one of the casinos is Idaho and by the Lord of Codex, an infant with a broken hand would be better at craps then him. He deserves nothing <3

Secondly, romance is for fools who believe in things like 'morality' and 'guilty conscience's'. We humans have one life, and to spend it being miserable is proof that you don't deserve the Eternal Party. If love is getting you down, just use them as a backscratcher! Simple as that.

To answer your last question, I don't go after older guys. Especially weird, nerdy, freakish shutins, m'kay? Cheers!