#greedymuscularitalian

[red-man-of-archive]

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Send 🚼 for a thread with my muse as a child!

[火災]➥         ❝Hammer~!❞ The baby exclaimed while attempting to offer up said tool towards the taller male. But he didn’t seem too used to holding it yet, hence his wobbly stance. When the hammer was dropped he haphazardly scooped it up again. This time, the momentum of it being picked up instead made him drop it again. Unfortunately he inadvertently bonked the male’s foot.

[bloodywaluigi]

I saw you like rick and morty. Theres gonna be a rick and a morty in the 18 plus chess show Im gonna be in as Pam Poovey :V If I get pictures or if they post a video up for it Ill send them over your way

Ahhhhh!!! Yeah!!!! That sounds awesome! If you get pics please share! :D

[magely-advisor-blog]

//How can you mistake a Magikoopa such as Kamek to a Pokemon?//

[jxfari]

greedymuscularitalian:

Just glares.

A simple wario glare.

“Not-a when getting to the candy store I won’t-a.”

          “Jesus, just at least try not bump into            someone while you’re rushing down the            sidewalk to get a candy bar. You’re not            gonna die from letting people not get hurt.”

[skyblueblur-blog]

‘!!!’

Send ‘!!!’ to find my muse lying in a pool of blood.

Agh, the pain...

Sonic would have been lying there on one of the hangs on Gaur Plains, blood soaking into the ground. He had obviously been lying there for a bit that it stirred worry in the building.

At least he was still alive, due to his chest slowly rising and falling to indicate breathing.

[bloodywaluigi]

greedymuscularitalian replied to your photoset : NOOO!!!...

It looks like all of the ones in the city I live near. If it was in the ghetto.

I live in an area called Kipps Lane and it is ghetto lol. It’s the second poorest neighbourhood in my city. Many of my neighbours actually refer to it as the “Kipps Lane ghetto,” lol. 

> Like this guy <

He’s a bit of a local celebrity because he does rap performances and battles in the parking lot sometimes in the summer.

So yeah it’s poor and dirty and the police are here all the time but I really love living here. It’s got a lot of character! (And the rent is cheap!)

[magely-advisor-blog]

What do you think of Wario?

“He’s not only a troublemaker and a pushover but is sorely in need of ridding of that horrendous garlic breath of his. I can smell it in the air while on my broomstick,”

[bloodywaluigi]

If only I could cook instead of burning shit maybe.

LOL Now I’m picturing Wario in front of a barbeque holding a flipper and covered in soot because he caused an epic explosion and there’s little charred garlic all over the place. Waluigi is somewhere off to the side laughing his ass of! XD

[bloodywaluigi]

*Whispers* Na thats how you deep fry a garlic which tbh theyre good deep fried you gotta try one.

You should open a food stall and share your garlic creations with everyone lol!

[bloodywaluigi]

*Starts vibrating at the sheer fact that Mama got hate and now Mama Garlic just starts throwing large pieces of garlic at the Waluigi hating Anon*

*hugs Mama Garlic* 

Is this how garlic shakes are made? lol

[bloodywaluigi]

Sanako Haruhara

I offered to draw a friend’s ( thedeadlyscientist ) OC, a wolf demon named Sanako whom she roleplays over at - http://thedeadlyscientist.tumblr.com/

You also might know my friend as greedymuscularitalian! She RPs an awesome Wario!

(posted with her permission)

[red-man-of-archive]

Regrets and bleed please?

☠ DRABBLE LIST— YOU CAN SEND ONE ANYTIME.

Regrets

[火災]➥         Mario has many enemies. Many people don’t like him either as a result of his morality or just his personality. Though could him and Wario be considered enemies? The male wondered this while he ate his daily bowl of pasta. In fact he began to feel bad. Him and Wario were cousins yet all they do is bicker and fight. Insult and hurt one another. Most of the time Wario is the aggressor but at this point should he be the bigger person and walk away? Luigi is his brother and he treasures him. Wario is the only other family member around and he just fights with him. Maybe he should give Wario a chance....? Give him a chance to show that he isn’t just some....self centered fat slob who lacks hygiene or empathy.

........NAH!!!

                                                        Bleed

[火災]➥         Here they were. The two of them were fighting once more and Mario had finally....lost it. He had been angered to a point beyond reasoning it seemed. It took a lot to do that. What in the world did Wario do to him.....? The usually happy male was fighting rather roughly. He wasn’t fighting to knock out Wario or even keep him from reaching something. The male was out to maim him it seemed. 

The plumber closed in on Wario and being the nimble little guy he was managed to slide through the larger man’s legs. After doing this Mario stood to his feet behind him, flipped his yellow cap off then smashed both of his hands on each side of Wario’s head. His hands clasped onto the chunky man’s head while Mario focused. Fire began to form in between his palms and the ears of Wario. That’s right.....Mario was going to permanently burn this male. He was going to leave a mark and show just why you don’t push Mario past the point of forgiveness. 

[bloodywaluigi]

April 29th, 2015 - 29/30 - One draw a day for a month challenge.

For greedymuscularitalian - *whispers* Happy Birthday Mama Garlic.

[bloodywaluigi]

Throws kiwis and tangerines at.

Yay! Thank you Mama Wario! I’m gonna make a fruit shake for us to share! xD