#group project from hell

[torpublishinggroup]

“Two is for discipline, heedless of trial; Three for the gleam of a jewel or a smile; Four for fidelity, facing ahead; Five for tradition and debts to the dead; Six for the truth over solace in lies; Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies; Eight for salvation no matter the cost; Nine for the Tomb, and for all that was lost.”

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[blue-hi]

i said. i said thirty seconds per slide. short and sweet. in and out. he said okay i can do that. gorgeous wonderful amazing. it'd be a first but that'll be nice to end the class on

why'd he spent EIGHT MINUTES of our total twelve across TWO SLIDES

[ceepyscent]

OUR PROGRAMMER DELETED OUR PROJECT GITHUB TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE???? We have a few nearly done versions but. Aa. Esp bcus he was the main one doing stuff ? Anyway. I can’t access it so i have no way to add my shit to the project. Giggling running through field tearing the land asunder ect. So fun.

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

the radiant emperor series may be a buddy comedy, but it is also the worst group project ever. zhu and ouyang spend most of both books working towards the same goal in very different ways. a fraction of this is actually spent working together. ouyang fucks off halfway through hwdtw to do the thing they agreed to HIS way. they attempt to kill each other several times.

[murdocs-sweetheart]

Btw I’m home and done with my philosophy class today and it’s only the second day but damnnnn like Ik philosophy is inherently subjective but um. some of you guys are just stupid i think (the ppl in my class, nobody here 😭💗)

[torpublishinggroup]

thrilled to present this context-free snippet from a forthcoming piece of short fiction featuring our best pal and also the gal we're all frightened of and/or pathetically smitten with

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[blue-hi]

hey. this sucks

[domoz]

[sparkleonwhisper]

how have you kept this going every day for a month you absolute madlad

At this point it feels like if I miss a day the whole fabric of reality will disintegrate. I am not ready to face the consequences.

[nurtleteckk]

hate it when you get stressed about life things and then you cant enjoy fandom stuff because you're stressed but then you trick yourself into thinking oh no have i lost the spark is the hyperfixation gone? no you chud idiot you're just freaked out because everything else is suddenly Happening and you cant enjoy anything at all

[augentrust]

I must know about Judge, Jury, Executioner!

fancy seeing you here! :D [wip ask game]

this is the same ikithon trial fic that we chatted about during the last writer ask game! it hasn’t gotten very far, but i keep a doc open so as not to lose track of it

snippet below the cut!

“First things first.” Beauregard drops a large scroll on the table before them and nudges it to roll open. It takes Caleb a moment to recognize the numbers and names in various squares.  “I don’t need this,” he feels compelled to point out as Yasha inspects the calendar.  “Good for you, keen mind,” Beauregard says, commandeering his mug to use as a paperweight for one of the corners. The remnants of dinner are still strewn about, making a cramped situation worse, and Caleb has to rescue the small paper bag containing his apple tart as she gestures for Yasha to weigh down the other corner. “Not all of us are walking clocks, though, and this is a group calendar.”  “...group calendar.”  “Yeah. Babe, pass me a quill?” Yasha plucks one from where Caleb was taking notes before dinner and hands it over. While Beauregard busies herself with ink – thankfully not of Caleb’s quality selection – Caleb shoots Yasha a questioning look, glancing between her and the calendar. She offers him a slight shrug.

[elprupneerg]

It’s always fun when like. In the moment I’m sitting there like “damn I’m way overreacting to this. This situation isn’t actually that bad and I’m getting upset over nothing because I haven’t had enough food or water or rest”. But then once I’ve had some food and some space away from people and a nap and some water and some more food and some time of just being silly. And then I revisit what happened and I’m like “oh wait no that like actually genuinely sucked so so so bad holy fuck. How the fuck was I acting so normal because that was not a fucking normal situation”

[bluejay-07]

IT IS FINISHED. THANK G-D.

[randomseacucumber]

These graphs are so unbelievably bad it's actually impressive.

[proximacentaurib]

I suppose I really can’t make fun of my straight guy friend or anyone else for liking pretty women because if that woman at the post office had told me to jump off a bridge I would’ve—well, I mean, I wouldn’t have actually jumped off a bridge but like. I would’ve really considered it for a second

[seaofreverie]

First day back at the university and I still suck at this exactly as much as I did 4 years ago