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#gtws propaganda as per usual in my brain
rosenbergamot · 2 months
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Snails on the train! Snails on the brain!
TRULY SNAILS ON THE BRAIN!!
im thinking ab how scar lovingly packed the snails in those crates, labeled them “dangerous creatures”, and then as soon as grians got out he was like “oh yeah this one has grians personality” and called him a RAPSCALLION . the snails didnt even eat his build they just Slimed it like hes a fucking nickelodeon star . like why is that. was the lighthouse just so scrumptious that grians snail couldnt resist?
grian says “PLEASE teal snail PLEASE go eat scars build he is my ex husband and he keeps conning his way out of paying alimony” and the snail is like “fantastic i will do anything But that”
i wonder if he keeps being nice to them if they will continue to be harmless towards him and his builds. maybe hes a snail whisperer. maybe the snails are like FUCK everyone else BUT GoodTimesWithScar we LOVE that guy because he packs us softly into crates and sends us back to our homes with gentle kisses on our shells.
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