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Gup ACTUALLY being a great mother
Warns them when Silas is coming (WHY DO THEY LOOK SO SCARED???)
Protects his guppies!!!!
#STAY AWAY FROM HIS GUPPIES!!!!#hes talking about actual guppies because the mascot is trying to actively consume them#but imagine he calls his rooks that now 😭#theyre his little guppies!!#and NOBODY better mess with them!#they can be evil amongst themselves tho thats fine#gup doesnt care#but he WILL protect his 6'10 son if NEEDED#EVEN if its from fights jabari started!!#gup fr out here single moming like wtf the dad at bro!!!#jalen said offhand parenting and forced faithful zoomcalls to encourage his sons is all he needs!#'jabari >:( . be nice to your...*audio lag* MOTHER!'#we love healthy coparenting 🥰🥰😐#what a nice family surely there is nothing wrong with them at all#gup#jaba
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not me rambling about the great barrier reef
i just realised that ive explained half of the plot of the great barrier reef so dont read if you havent seen the movie yet
I really love corey during this movie, he sounds so cute, tbh hes literally just me but in coral form, i wanna hold him and make him tomato soup and tuck him into bed. thats how much i love him. WHY IS HE BULLIED BY EVERY FUCKING SEA CREATURE THAT IS IN THE REEF, he is so adorable why would you bully him. THE LITTLE BIT SONG IS SO CATCHY TOO it sounds so fun and i love it so so so much
"YOURE JUST A LITTLE BIT" "im a tiny little bit in the deep blue sea" hehee little bitch
and the way he fuckin crashes into the gup-w while he was singing is so funny to me idk why but it is
while barnacles n peso help corey get unstuck, they try to help him to find a place to settle down and build coral
"woah, ive never seen a bup-bubble-you" COREY IS SO CUTE PLEASEEeseftgz......
then some crab and sea-sponge got summoned by the word "location" and started to sing a funky tune and i kinda like it
after they find a place for corey, he grows and this is the start of my favourite song of all time
I ADORE PESOS VOICE DURING THIS SONG, he sounds so nice please i mean he is very nice thats his whole character but oughhhhh i love his voice so much. i often find myself singing it. by the way the song is called "Big things are built from things that are small/Stretch til you stand" you guys dont understand i love it sm
later when peso is done giving corey his check up, some kinky tentacles started appearing, then they find out that the tentacles belong to a big purple old ass mound coral, AND oh gawd i love him, his voice is just OUGH /pos. and this is my next favourite song "trouble on the reef" ITS SO FUNKY I LOVE IT i really love songs that are like this
after the song, the same crab and sea sponge (and by the way their names are Clovis and Laverne and i really dont care abt it),the sea sponge got attacked by a spikey thing n now needs medical attention from peso
"i need to perform a spike-ectomy right away." then pulls out the spike with tweezers like the adorable badass he is then does his signature "you need a bandage" thing and now laverne is all better
later-on, kwazii calls the gup-w to see how things are going on, barnacles answered by saying that theyre already helping creatures on the reef, and kwaziis like "lol alright btw me n tunip are cooking up a lil surprise for everyone :)" n peso is like "ooo what kind of surprise?" "its a surprise" then kwazii fucks off and goes to his little secret door way thingy n opens it, he has a little recipe from his great grandad which is called pirate pie
he goes to the kitchen to tell the other vegimals the instructions n shit but he wouldnt show the recipe bc uh like he said, secret and sings a song about it (which i love by the way wewewe,,) which shows the concept of murder- during the mixing one of the vegimals attempts murder by throwing a spatula at kwazii but he misses so its all good :thumbsup:
after finishing the first few steps of the pirate pie recipe he goes and fucks off again to find the final recipe (spoiler alert: its coral slime aka coral shit) which is in the reef
haha fuck i just explained half of the plot
anyways
i really wanted Inkling to have his own song in the great barrier reef.
actually i want Tweak, Dashi, Shellington and literally any other character who didn't get a singing role. Dashi's singing voice would have probably been really nice...
and uhmb kwazii's song "Briny blue" is most likely one of my favourite songs in the movie (i also like "Big this are built from things that are small" "trouble on the reef" and the "pirate pie" song) , but like, i dont rlly like his voice while singing??? idk it just doesnt sound right to me??? but i love his voice either way (sometimes i find myself singing pirate pie and briny blue), he sounds funny i love him
and also also, im pretty upset about captain's singing voice, im very not used to Barnacles having a different voice, it sounds weird and it doesn't sound like him at all. but a thousand pies song is great and i love it but oh god his voice. but like kwazii, i love him either way, weird singing voice or not, i am in love with him
i think im done
#octonauts#octonauts and the great barrier reef#this is all opinion btw#domt get mad ;-;#notart#long post#swearing tw
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' it's nice that you out here workin hard but don't sweat on the drip bro'
#jalen 'ew' green#jalen who is obsessed with the tiny details vs gup who only cares about the big picture#the way jalen just kinda slides it down his arm then gives up LMAO#AND JOSH JUST LETS HIM ????#the camera men zooming in on it 😭😭 'fascinating ! '#and the infamous straight males of the nba watching n commenting all cock-chested like 'back then REAL men just DANCE in eachothers SWEAT'#like.. okay... Al. maybe.. if thats so unsus to you.. you may Continue.. i guess ???#jalen.. joshs shoulder has a REFLECTION and you didnt even wipe that part😭#its bcs he wont sit shoulder2shoulder or hunch his for the other bcs hes a 'rare reclusive antisocial male' who is a 'niceguy' &appreciates#S p a c e#hashtag brooding hashtag edward twilight hashtag batman#jalen and josh rlly do make sense as best friends bcs like.. jalen is vry particular n picky n maybe a little strange.. but josh is Chill#n doesnt care so they coexist peacefully. its like a cabybara riding on a crocodile head.ppl dont like croc hes weird but cabybara chill#with everyone so cabybara live#but josh is also kinda picky not with His decisions like jalen is but with Others decisions.. yet loves weird little jalen#they balance each other out but are similar but Not?? its weird no one knoes da way of da gay#dont drip on the drip guptopher#' i dOnT hAvE a ChAiN iM NORM/AL' ok wtf is that then jalen 🤨?#when u specifically dont join a trend bcs u wanna be quirky girl different then end up joining anyways#'perhaps i have been a Little dramatic😐..'#gup#green
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Jabari standing up to his spur bully (emotional) (heartfelt) (he definitely didn't start it)
lmao
gup rushing to help his 6'10 son but evilness is afoot..... Spur Man . .
# 40 in the back struggling to get air in his lungs ok sorry i didn't need to point that out he was just chillin im sorry anyways evil ty lue 'please ref don't figure this out' modern step over and shit talk while jaba's mom is too busy rescuing the little jaba to hear :(
' shit talk me now dicknips-' gets called by THEIR team mom now
Jabari: um EXCUSE ME 😾😾😾😾😠😠😡🤬 !!!!!!!
Hall: lmfao
Subway workers vs karen
they talkin shit now (again), Walmart harden is Stunned
gup voice: this is so embarrassing . .
#jabari acts like this then wonder why no one says anything when he gets hit in the mouth and has to shut up for once#looking around for the refs like 'did u guys see that :( he HIT me 🙁☹️☹️ he HURT jabari😿😿!!'#like yea king they know they smiled at it 💔#im sorry babygirl but you are annoying and terrible#hes so bereft#gup goin thru enemy lines for his child and jabari doesnt even care#just brushes him aside to go attack other people#and lose#i have never seen men so happy to push and taunt someone as they are to push and taunt jabari#literally WHAT does he say to them to make them THAT mad !!#everyone else going to defend their teammate from jabaris wrath LMAO#is it THAT strong?? that VILE that VENOMOUS??#did he talk about their moms or their daughters like kermit#kermit is jabaris actual basketball hero actually#the greatest of the greats#wish jeremy was the one fighting him because hed win and itd be funny#and maybe a little ..hot🤧#BUT YKNOW THATS JUST ON ME PERSONALLY#manifesting it lol#i mean huh what who said that#jabari being a stubborn prick we'll pretend to be surprised#evil encanto baby#jaba#gup#gup is so tired everyday him and jalen wonder why they had to get the PROBLEM child#even tho jabari is literally jalen but cant inflict his chronic illness upon his lovers like him because jabari has none#virgin king
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He made them matching tshirts 😭😭
#gup rlly meant it when he told em he'd be ready to be their sub any day#this is so cute tho 😭😭#was he gonna make em all wear it after the game ???#' as the most Fashionable (clearly.) (shut up jalen ur stupid two eared hoodie makes you look like a furry) of the group..'#'i Demand that you all wear these Homemade rising star shirts ☝🏿😤!!'#did you hear how i made them? cus i made them.#josh is so scrungly so funny#he likes to act like hes all cool and unbothered as the drippiest man alive#but hes actually Very caring and protective (maybe a lil possessive.. hes a little mentally unwell thats ok)#type of guy who would randomly recall his friend during the 2nd grade on march 2nd at 2 oclock calling him a poopyhead#and would start crying in the shower because of it#the wrinkles on the shirts LMAO#gotta iron out the creases my boy 😭#is he gonna give it to em??? or like?? is he just gonna horde em now?#he wears them himself and poses in the mirror like ' we ALL stars 😎😎'#like he doesnt look insane or smthing#gup#i dont like how the emoji is 3d too thats unnatural put it back
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