@gwenbiote: OH. MY GOD. BUTTERCUP -----
“ i will NOT be held responsible for a mediocre man's mediocre knowledge on his exceptional daughter. that one's just not on me , objectively. ”
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@gwenbiote snapped: gwen: uh huh the symbiote smells it but okay
"well your symbiote must be DEFECTIVE because there's nothing to smell. just my bath and body works SPRAY i keep in my locker."
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Is it a coincidence that all of Sonya's kids--biological or adopted--are all blonds with attitude problems?
...probably not.
( @gwenbiote @omnicut @psichique @heamatic )
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@gwenbiote said: MOM I LOVE YOU PLEASE YOU'RE BEING DRAMATIC AGAIN
❝ This is the worst betrayal I've ever felt. First, it was Star Trek. Then, you love Bird Brain over me. This might just be the worst day of my life, I think. And that's saying something. ❞
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+ @gwenbiote asked: so now that we're not trying to , y`know , kill each other ... can we get the band back together or ----
+ " I mean, I THOUGHT we were building up to that ... although I'm pretty sure that FREAKOUT I had is gonna set us back a few pieces of equipment. " She KNEW there was footage of that entire stunt , and she was still doing her BEST to avoid trying to snatch the other's phone to DELETE it . Strumming absent-mindedly on the acoustic guitar cradled against her in her lap, Em Jay was READY to get back to how THINGS were .
Acting like nothing had happened wasn't the SMARTEST thing and she already knew that . But WORKING on getting her new other half under control left her NEEDING something to burn out some of this pent up energy on.
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" johnny ...... scorpion crashed your car. "
❛❛ Oh suuuure, the man that can literally teleport everywhere he wants would need my car to get around. ❜❜ Gwen Stacy, you're unbelievable. He's never letting you borrow anything again, not even the keys seemed to survive that tragedy. ❛❛ You know what ❜❜ he said after a long pause. ❛❛ I bought that for Sonya, you deal with her. ❜❜ good luck lying to her, she'll look for the fingerprints herself.
@gwenbiote // and the worst liar award goes to !
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@gwenbiote is lying to herself
i don't see anything wrong with pissing him off -----
❝ You don't even wanna give me a chance, Gwendy? I think we could be fun. You'd be far less stressed out if you just... ❞ Hand out, fingers wiggled, pout affected.
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@gwenbiote asked:
❝ does this make you feel happy ? be honest with me . ❞
Honesty, Harry thinks, is such a precious resource. Almost an ideal, in many ways: he believes it's that rare. And so he smiles, even if it won't be visible from behind his mask.
"This has never been about happiness." He settles for, only then halting his approach to this new figure, this potential new player in the masquerade that is their city. He keeps a cautious distance, but not so much that he will seem concerned: the Goblin does not show fear.
"And it's often far from enjoyable." He adds, tone easy and even because all in all he is not fond of what he does as a supervillain. "But it's necessary."
And how he wishes it weren't, but it's his life on the line. For now, however, this is still part of the job: gathering information, because he knows better than to underestimate an unknown factor.
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+ @gwenbiote liked for a starter !
+ " ...I've got something to ask you ... " Oh, CARNAGE was already laughing at her . She could hear the sound of it in her EARS , and it was fully ensuring her face was as RED in color as her hair . With that laughter TAUNTING her , she sucked in a low breath, hands perched on her hips as she tried to force herself to just SAY . THE. WORDS .
" Youmedatetonight? "
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raising a brow , even a spider can be sneaky . but gwen was much more obvious . turning her head slightly , sensing the typical conflicted stream of consciousness . aqua hues watch carefully , observing her every move . lips curve into a smile . ❛ you know that's logan's last piece of pizza , right ? and he's real cranky today . ❜
@gwenbiote liked for a starter .
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❛ you threw my dad's cruiser through a bank ! and now he's gonna think is was me again ! ❜
“ if your dad can't tell us apart , he's a both stupid and a shit parent , and honestly , that's not my fault. ”
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@gwenbiote said: NO NO NO NO NO YOUR WHAT
"...i mean it's...sort....i...woof. god you're so pretty gwen and i'm so glad you're my best friend even if i don't tell you that miguelandiaredating or whatever but it's like no biggie cause god you're so smart and you play mario kart the best."
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@gwenbiote sent: 🌺 send this to blogs you think are wonderful 🌺
🥺🥺💖 hey cudi -
🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 HAVE THE LOT !!
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+ @gwenbiote asked: " look can we ignore the black eye , I always get black eyes. I don't really want to talk about this black eye ... I can feel you still staring at me. "
+ " It's a real HARD one to ignore there, Gwendy . " Closing the door QUIETLY behind her, Em Jay made sure to carefully DROP the guitar case onto the ground right beside it . At the very LEAST , having the TRUTH out and about between the two of them when it came to SPIDER-ACTIVITIES had made the SHOCK a little bit LESS than it would have been otherwise .
Just a LITTLE though .
" ...do I even WANT to know who exactly decided it would be a great idea to get one in on you ? "
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Arrives late with Starbucks
Finds the gf and sister about to fight in the kitchen
... slowly raises phone to record
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❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞
To Rizz, or Not to Rizz: @gwenbiote
Ay! The way her spine seemed to recoil into attack-mode at what should've been a very innocuous, albeit a little cheeky, question. She doesn't even feel the reason forming in response until she's halfway through uttering,
❝ God... You sound like my Ex. ❞
Babe, you okay? You didn't laugh at my football story... want me to make you feel better? Baby, what's wrong? I bought you tres leches and you didn't even lick it... want some feel-good?
You're way too deep, Hardy. There's supposed to be energy in the air, and where are you? With him.
❝ I dunno, Gwendy... This is the lowest I've ever felt. Might take more than a little feeling-up to get me back on my feet... ❞ She sounded despondent - but the deep stretch she was sitting into erupted into a giggle and a purr. She'll be fine.
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