#h oly shit

[domifucker]

MARNER HATTY WATCH

[monod1cot]

these 2 are like the only thing i can draw right now apparently.

[mondaymelon]

what the fuck why do you guys still have exams Christmas break should've either just ended for you or it's about to end what's going on what is this nasty play I'm smelling at your school districts

noooo lmao im still in christmas break but my poor nonnies aren't anymore it seems... and she for some reason. has exams. after.. break? yeah. im sending her my dearest wishes because good lord is she gonna need it jOSDLKFM

[feral-ass-raccoon]

NOOOO HOLY SHIT IM A BAD PERSON GDHDHSHJD

SO OUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR HAS THESE TWON BOYS RIGHT???. I WENT TO GO TAKE SOMETHIGN OUTTO THE CAR AND AS I WALK BY THEYRE DOWNSTAIRS. SO I WALK PADT THE FIRST ONE AND AS IM WALKIBG BY THE SECOBD HE GOES "hey he's ugly right?"

AND. WITHPUT SKIPPING A BEAT, ON INSTINCT I FUCKING DEADPAN "you both look the same." AND- KFHDXHXKGKFKG HIS FUCKING RWACTION HOLY SHITTTT

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark]

"Its not rational to be afraid of being in/driving automobiles. Not that many people get hurt." Yeah and not alot of people get hurt from being at an injurious height preopetuianlly speaking but you wouldnt make fun of abow4aon afraid of heights or tell them to just get over their fears or they just 'need more time and practice at being up high' so how about you shut the fucking hell up.

[darksouls2yuri]

YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME ZELDA BLOOD MOON ?!

[too-late-chomp]

What the fuck oh my god holy shit bro I think my brain just turned off

[moonlightmagical]

h oly shit..,,, matilda drops?,,. im. lesbian ,,,

[nitori-swims-rinstyle]

Just learned that me collecting photocards is fucking genetic

My grandma collected Beatles trading cards and used them for scrap booking! Like the bad ass she is!

[thiaquiche]

Finally listened to Shark Hunter (I was putting it off and idek why) and

H OLY Fucking shit

This is so good what the fuckkkkkkkkk

Utterly hyped for the rest of EXPANSION now, beyond just the hype for new Garages music, this album's gonna be phenomenal and I am Not gonna be normal about it

[bambisnc]

can you do riize reaction to you in a lehenga/saree/etc 🥺🧡

riize when you wear desi clothes in front of them!

pairing : ot7 x reader! genre : fluff <3 cw/tw : i talk mainly about desi ethnic clothing here but i've tried to generalize it as much as i could <3 wc : i wanna say 250 ish

shotaro ,. ! hmm so i see him as someone who would be so interested in the clothing itself; and try to learn more about your personal preferences regarding types of clothes. will be waxing poetic about you and ALSO he's totally randomly twirling you around or yk that move where the guy pulls the girl in a way that her back is to his front with his arms around her?? that is peak taro behaviour trust (i'll add a visual later if i can find it 😭)

eunseok ,. ! okay okay but hear me out. the second he learns you're planning on wearing something ethnic, he'd make up his mind to intentionally do the "getting your dupatta caught in the guy's watch thing".. he'd have heard you offhandedly mention it like once and would be so determined to make it happen. and it'd end up so perfect too you wouldn't believe it was planned for months beforehand <3

sungchan ,. ! i feel like he'd maybe kinda completely lose the ability to speak for a solid couple of minutes.. but once he's able to regain coherence he's raving about you to EVERYONE. he genuinely walks up to people like "hey. my s/o looks really good in their traditional clothing. btw" also i feel like if your into wearing those floofy anarkalis he'd really like those and the way they flare out prettily when you twirl around :O

wonbin ,. ! similar to shotaro; he'd be really fascinated by the factual details about all the different types of fabrics, the designs, the colours; would definitely try to learn more about the history of whatever you're wearing (especially with the types of embroidery styles like chikankari/zari/bandhani etc etc)!! would def wanna match with you too <3 (also, him in a black kurta. w sleeves rolled up. h oly shit)

seunghan ,. ! bro is going to be glued to his phone and or camera and will be taking like 999999+ pics of you because like??? how can he not??? you just look so pretty??? obviously he knows you're always gorgeous but there's something different, more vulnerable,open and romantic to him about you wearing your ethnic clothing around him <3 also super into matching outfits

sohee ,. ! omg he'd be so pleading emoji coded would be so in awe and with all earnestness follow you around everywhere you go because you just look so jaw dropping, heart stopping, head spinningly beautiful that he can't help but want to be around you at all times so people know you're with him <33.. also a dupatta liker would do that thing where he trails slightly behind you while holding onto it oh my heart D:

anton ,. ! this guy totally lowkey wants to gatekeep you and how gorgeous you like but he can't do that so, like sohee, he'll stick to clinging onto you (with all his 6'1 height) as much as he can.. will tell you he's more than willing to learn how to weave fabrics by hand to make you more sarees/lehengas/etc (doesn't actually end up doing that but he does buy you like every single piece of clothing you even glance towards slightly :P)

notes : the way i wanted this 2 be so perfect and ended up thinking about it for like 5 ish days ,,, + [m.list] song rec : proper patola from namaste england tyvm !

[blouisparadise]

There are so many amazing bottom Louis fics that were posted or completed during the month of December. We’re entering a new year feeling incredibly grateful for the amazing fics we got in 2023, and excited for the many we’ll get in 2024! Happy reading!

1) Say Yes To Heaven | Mature | 2818 words

Note: The main pairing is Louis/Ethan Hawke.

 Later when he’s back at the apartment with Oli, as Louis is somewhat dreamily waxing poetic about Ethan, Oli interrupts.- “Does he quote Shakespeare when you fuck?” he asks, poking at the sizzling eggs on the stove. Louis’ cheeks turn suspiciously pink. Oli peers at his face. “Oh my god, he DOES. I KNEW IT.” He triumphantly brandishes his spatula in the air.

2) Shut Your Mouth, Baby | Explicit | 3028 words

While fooling around in a closet at a New Year’s Eve party, Louis can’t seem to keep quiet. All he needs to do is hold off until midnight, when Harry will finally uncover his mouth and let him come at full volume.

3) Bank Holiday Weekend | Mature | 4135 words

Louis Tomlinson is a twenty-two year old omega who doesn’t give a shit. The omega knows his heat is coming up but still decides to attend Reading and Leeds Festival with his nineteen year old alpha co-worker Harry Styles.

4) Walk In Your Rainbow Paradise | Mature | 4151 words

Louis feels emotional after he watched Harry told the interviewer about the fish in his latest music video, leading up to him thinking about their 'secret' relationship throughout the years. Harry comes home to his husband who's feeling pissed off and needy of his comfort and warmth.

5) One | Explicit | 4188 words

Note: The main pairing is Louis/Tommy Shelby.

When omega Louis Tomlinson becomes pregnant after an unexpected encounter, he decides his only option is to flee his pack. But Tommy Shelby, pack alpha of the Peaky Blinders, might not be willing to let him go so easily.

6) Dreaming of a Green Christmas | Explicit | 4226 words

Harry opens the wrong package by mistake and finds the sex toy Louis ordered for himself. That's not an opportunity Harry can pass up on.

7) Never Felt More At Home (Then When I'm In Your Arms) | Not Rated | 5361 words

Louis and Harry are on tour with the band when Louis is struck with an unexpected heat. He's always known in the back of his mind there was something between him and his best mate, and when opportunity strikes... well, it hits hard.

8) Cat Got Your Tongue? | Explicit | 5523 words

“Who the fuck are you?” Harry screeches and jumps back in surprise. The man drops the popcorn bowl on the carpet and stands up, raising his hands in surrender, “Hey, it's me.” Harry frowns. He has never seen this man in his life. He stares at the wide blue eyes and… holy shit. There's no way. Harry rephrases his question, “what are you?"

9) I’m So Drunk On You (Baby, You’re All That I Want) | Explicit | 5875 words

A lucid celebration yet of nothing in particular, and it was that he found alluring, begged to make himself a part of. "Come on, H live a little." Louis pleaded without care for the sigh that slipped his lips, for the smile that they both formed were proof enough he'd given in. So giddy within skips toward the centre where they gathered, the smaller carried Harry close behind to join the chaos.

10) Snow At The Beach | Mature | 7885 words

The little Matthew Styles had been throwing objects into his cute omega neighbor's yard only for the adorable blue-eyed boy to come to his house to return them and talk to his father. "I'm starting to believe that he does it on purpose just so he can hug you" Harry appeared behind them and Louis smiled at him. "I wouldn't complain if it were like that"

11) Don’t Let The Fire Die | Explicit | 8850 words

Harry makes a long trip to take back what is his.

12) The Box | Explicit | 8895 words

When the signal comes, Harry dips and slides into the box, settling himself on his back with his knees bent.  Louis lifts the side of the box to close it, and as he does so Harry goes to pull his jacket from behind his back a little. The last sight that Louis is presented with before Harry is gone from view is the most gorgeous man he’s ever seen arching his back, with his head thrown upwards, mouth slightly open. And fuck. 

13) Touch Me (Like Nobody Else Does) | Mature | 11459 words

The alpha’s grin returned tenfold, deep dimples popping into his cheeks. Holy shit, he has dimples. “No, I don’t mind at all. I know where to find you when I need it back,” he said with a chuckle before leaning back into his seat. Louis let out a small giggle before nodding. “I’ll be sure it gets returned to you…?” He trailed off, one eyebrow raised at the other man. “Harry,” he replied, amusement still shining in his eyes. “And you are?” “Louis,” the omega responded before leaning back into his seat averting his eyes once again. “Thank you, really, for the charger. You’re a lifesaver. I’m not sure how I would’ve made it through without my Netflix.”

14) Cause I’m Really Not Fine At All | Mature | 13679 words

Louis Tomlinson, one of the famous members of One Direction, is involved in a car accident that caused him to have amnesia, wiping all the last five years of his life from the memory. The interesting part is he may not remember that he has a girlfriend now, yet his mind seems to think that he has been in a relationship with one of the members, Harry Styles. Harry is baffled and shocked at the situation that's thrown in his face. He finds himself learning how to be a good boyfriend for Louis. It has to be easy.. 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

15) Roommates | Mature | 18604 words

Louis and Harry are roommates. Harry had put up an ad for a roommate, and Louis moved in. Harry notices that Louis only survives on takeout out, and when he leaves for his shift, he cooks an extra plate of food for Louis with a note.

16) Play By The Rules | Explicit | 21835 words

“Okay,” Harry clears his throat. “Sit on the bed, um, slut.” A beat of silence passes between them as Louis raises an unimpressed eyebrow. “You want to try saying that like you mean it?” Harry pouts, jutting out his lower lip. “But I don’t mean it, Lou. I feel like I’m being mean.”

17) You Bring Blue Lights To Dreams | Explicit | 30177 words

A body slid up behind him and he tensed until he realized it was Jailen, “So… Louis’ pretty cool huh?” He whispered so Louis wouldn't hear from the other side of the barn. “I mean yeah,” Harry responded, brows furrowing together before he realized what Jailen was really saying, “Jailen no that’s not- no. Nothing’s going to happen so don’t meddle, I’m serious.” “I’m not doing anything my dear Harold, I cannot control what happens naturally. Come on Harry, I know you’ve been getting restless with the whole finding your soulmate thing, it might be time to just try and put yourself out there for a while.”

18) He's Driving Me Crazy... But... I'm Into It | Explicit | 56219 words

The boys are organising a holiday in France for Louis, and Harry is able to make the trip at the last minute thanks to Niall. While things seem to be off to a bad start between them, it seems that some of the behaviour is just pretend. And of course, Louis is annoying, and Harry is his usual calm self... But the others don't seem to understand Louis' feelings, and that's not something Harry will let pass. If they gain more than friendship, that's just a bonus.

19) Your Eyes Are Tired But Keep Them Open Cause You Wouldn’t Wanna Miss A Thing | Explicit | 137451 words

Louis is an omega in an abusive relationship everyone forced him into; he’s miserable until he meets his favorite student’s uncle, Harry, a gentle alpha with a big heart.

20) Sewn Into You | Explicit | 167485 words

Harry Styles thinks soulmates are a fairytale, or in other words-a lie. He has no interest in entertaining anything that has anything to do with the very name that had been etched along his collarbone since his eighteenth birthday. Louis Tomlinson won't be answering to another alpha for the rest of his life if he can help it. Fuck happy endings, his soul mate can choke on it. Problem is, Harry needs a personal assistant to save his family's business, Louis needs the cash to officially move off of his childhood best-friend's couch. They can manage. Surely, nothing will go wrong.

Check out our other fic rec lists by category here and by title here.

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[ardorwritesfanfic]

Worship || Oliver Aiku

A/N: ever since I got to the Japan U-20 game in the manga, this man has been on my mind. He literally won’t leave 😩.

Genre: Smut

Warnings: Fboy!Oliver, body worship, oral (fem!receiving), alludes to penetrative sex, Oliver has a tongue ring, mostly just fboy turned softboy Oliver lolol.

"No" is not a word that Oliver was used to. In fact, no one has ever dared to deny the man anything. He was used to getting everything he wanted. Any other person he wanted, he had them, no questions asked. Until you.

You were the only person to ever deny him. It took a hell of a long time for him to get you exactly where he wanted, but even now as you both strip yourselves of your clothes, you deny him. You force him to take things at your pace instead of his. He hadn't even touched you yet, but all he could think about was you. All you had to do was strip, and you had him wrapped around your finger. He liked playing with you this way. He wanted to win you, to earn the right to touch you. Goddammit he was going to earn it, he practically begged for it.

So there he sat, with your hand gripping his hair, forcing his face away from your heated core. His eyes were laced with list as he leaned his cheek on your thigh. “Please, princess, let daddy have a taste~” he purred, licking his lips. You scoffed, keeping your hand firmly in his hair. He whined, feeling his cock harden at your lack of regard for his wants. His large hands slid up your thighs, as a smirk spread across his face. “You look so beautiful, princess. Your thighs are perfect, and your cunt… looks divine.” He purred, his words sending shockwaves to your core.

A blush danced across your face, as you turned your head away from him. “D-Don’t think you can use your pretty words to get what you want. You’re going at my pace, remember?” You hummed. Oliver chuckled, pressing a kiss to your inner thigh. He looked up at you, his eyes soft. It was a look you had never seen from him before.

“We’ll go at your pace, I promise.” He spoke, almost in a whisper. In that moment, a wave of trust washed over you. Your hand let go of his hair, and you waited with anticipation for his next move. Oliver placed loving, delicate kisses up your thigh, before pressing a kiss to your core. You whined at the feeling, blush growing darker. Oliver’s hand traveled up, intertwining his fingers with yours. He gave you a reassuring squeeze, before dipping his tongue inside you.

He lapped at your aching walls, flicking his tongue in and out of you. You felt a cool metal ball massage your walls. That fucking tongue ring! You moaned with pleasure, gripping his hair and pulling him closer to you. His one hand stayed interlocked with yours, rubbing the back of your hand. The other, slid up your leg to caress the skin of your hip. Everything about his approach was gentle, seeming to savor every last taste you could give him. You could feel yourself begin to grind on his face, before he stilled your hips altogether. He detached himself from you, breathing heavily. "You are... gorgeous." He muttered, his face covered in your juices. "I've never seen a body this beautiful." The hand that rested on your hip made its way over to your pelvis. He looked up at you before asking, "Do you want me to rub your clit?"

You blushed at the statement, not quite sure how to go about answering. You nodded shyly, before tugging his hair, signaling that you wanted him to continue. Gently, he brushed his thumb over your sensitive bud, gauging your reaction. You gasped at the sensation, covering your mouth. Oliver chuckled, before returning to bury his face in your pussy. His tongue massaged your insides, using the metal tongue ring to skillfully trigger all of your sweet spots. It was heaven. Your hips grinded against his face, feeling the stimulation from his tongue and his thumb become too much to bear. "O-Oh shit, Oli, I'm gon-nah gonna cum!" You cried. Oliver grinned into your cunt, letting your ride his face as he continued tongue fucking you.

His pace quickened, encouraging you to orgasm. The pleasure continued to build inside you, until the tension in your lower abdomen snapped. With a loud, sinful moan, you let yourself go, riding Oliver's face as you came. Oliver's hands helped to stabilize you, keeping you grounded as your orgasm rippled through you. Once he lapped up your juices, he detached from you, climbing up on the bed to hover over you. He rubbed your sides, waiting for your next move. Your hands moved to grab his face, and you pulled him into a searing kiss. You then parted, taking this chance to catch your breath.

Oliver smiled down at you, leaning down to whisper words of encouragement. "You were so good, baby. You taste so good, I never want to taste anyone else again. You're my goddess divine." He chuckled as your blush darkened, pressing a kiss to your forehead. His sincere smile soon turned to a cheeky one, as he leaned down and said "Now I need to please you with my dick, like a real goddess~"

[brainbleedo]

Holy shit

H OLY SHITTT

okay

Okay im not okay

That episode???? Who thought this was okay?????

[caliburn-the-sword]

fhh ch35-40

another day another suffering cause of chloe gong lesgo

scarf and sunglasses look?? did miss chloe just reference the superhero disguise gag in the mcu of sunnies, cap and hoodie?? given she marketed the first book as like captain america,,, it's almost defo the case fvksdjfs

just the entire comedy bit about orion's big head fksdnfs

the way rosalind is inching closer and closer to figuring out that phoebe is priest

omg poor phoebe being approached by her mother's men RIGHT after expressing her abandonment issues

i really hope lady hong's men don't bring back rosalind's blood on the knife a sample for her to study and apply to her supersoldiers,,,

PHOEBE YOU IDIOT WHY WOULD YOU GIVE YOURSELF UP OMG

orion pov again. especially interesting now that he's more or less seeing rosalind in action for the first time

nation over everything? nation over everything, but never you, sweetheart. and yet here celia is, almost choosing not to sacrifice communist agents even if it means she can't save oliver, because of her principles, because she doesn't want to lie. god i love celia. stop giving her the hardest battles i can't take it

ROSORION KISS ROSORION KISS

"to hear a proper laugh and store it away in a place no one could ever take from him again." THAT'S SO KAZ BREKKER CORE I'M THROWING UP. HE WOULD HAVE BOTTLED HER LAUGH AND GOTTEN DRUNK ON IT EVERY NIGHT

orion likes to get bitten confirmed. kinky bastard. i love knowing where all those "rosalind bites people" memes were coming from now fksjdhn

orion IS a prettyboy

alisa is such a little shit i love her. you go you funky little cockblocker

phoebe's identity crisis and being three girls at once because of all the faces she puts on, not knowing who the real one is >>> there's a reason she's my favourite character i'm smashing my head against a wall again and again and again until a crack forms and brings down the entire roof of the house on my head

poor phoebe my eyes are actually burning i will NOT cry but my poor girl

"there was no such reality where Phoebe could have stayed in the shadows forever protecting Orion. Eventually, people had to face their own danger." phoebe is totally gonna expose herself at the nationalist base to save oli

SILAS WHAT THE FUCK. I AM GNAWING THROUGH SOLID WOOD AND METAL WITH MY TEETH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN. I REMEMBER THE SILAS IS A QUADRUPLE AGENT THEORIES. BUT THIS IS WORSE. THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE. HOW COULD HE BE WITH LADY HONG

phoebe's urge to go all priest on her mum for her betrayal -> she's gonna go all priest on silas. i NEED it

delulu is the solulu i will simply believe that silas is quadruple or quintuple agenting rn until it becomes trululu there is no way he's NOT on our side

"Maybe they ran into each other at headquarters," oh they've run into each other alright celia ksjdnfs (coping with humour is the only thing left for me to do without screaming)

hgdjhb i love orion he's such a little guy for enjoying the wires

"Rosalind and Celia may as well start taking turns on whose mission partner went missing." STOPPPP MISS CHLOE THAT'S FUCKING COLD

SILAS YOU MOTHERFUCKER. N O T H I N G ON PHOEBE??? MOTHERFUCKER. I'M FIGHTING HIM I'M FIGHTING HIM I'M FIGHTING HIM HE HAS NO BUSINESS GOING ON ABOUT THE OLI RESCUE AS IF WE WASN'T TAKING BLOOD FOR LADY HONG. AND THIS IS REALLY BOLD CONSIDERING I DON'T EVEN LIKE OLIVER

I HATE DRAMATIC IRONY THIS IS KILLING ME

silas seems genuine but i don't trust him. i fear he's also brainwashed as lady hong's little spy. he was in london with the others for very long. it would let her have eyes and ears in the two major forces in china, nationalists and commies. or maybe lady hong promised phoebe's safety. who knows

the fact that phoebe was called by her name for the entire chapter, only to be called priest at the end?? chills. also i'm dying

SILAS POV. MOTHERFUCKER

THE FACT THAT SILAS SEES THE MOON AS HE DRIVES TO THE NATIONALIST COMPOUND I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

SILAS IS A GUILTY BASTARD HE'S CONSCIOUSLY AWARE OF IT

now celia sees the moon. i want to cry

omg oliver was hallucinating celia. that's almost romantic

oh shit japan is bombing

[thecosmiccrow]

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