#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!

[mondaymelon]

⌗ . . . 𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄 .. *ੈ𑁍༘⋆

melon」 he/they」 intp」 ♌」 likely needs therapy」 fandom writer + artist」 student」

⤷ ar 58 xiao main (i like him a normal amount i swear) ⤷ yes... a normal amount... ⤷ english + 中文 ✓ est timezone!! ⤷ layout + pfp art by @/DonaldAkron on twitter, edited by me!

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➤ 𝐃𝐍𝐈 + 𝐁𝐘𝐅 !! ( please read this pleasepleasepleas )

⌗ . . . 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 . ( + other )

❀ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: ... BYE this theme is such a downgrade compared to the previous one but.. xiao.. sniffles

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❀ 𝐈𝐌 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎… hunger - mafumafu ♫

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❀ 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 (𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐘!!) i just fucking realized ive been on this hellsite for a full year and my little pea brain is going to pop into many little bits and pieces

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⌗ only on tumblr and wattpad !! [ blog started 2/28/23 ]

[mondaymelon]

MOOTIES !!

comment here for a special gift for you on christmas day <33

or lmao in the case of shadowban. stares at snob. rb <3

sorry for the tag !!

@absolutelyobsessedkiya, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @lume-nosity, @the-white-void, @pale-value, @yuan4i, @snobwaffles, @papiliotao, @stcrfeesh, @ilyuu, @vennnnn-diagram, @manager-of-the-pudding-bank, @kaelily, @astrinityy, @micheya, @dustofthedailylife, @yelshin, @solxima, @falors, @circyexistforcontent, @haliyarobin, @yinyinggie, @kaeffeinee, @danijaci, @soleillunne, @anonbinaryweirdo, @lillonvia, @whats-it-mean, @mhiieee, @realkavehgf, @auroratumbles, @bluespring-love, @emphasisondrvgs

[mondaymelon]

Ever thought of messin with ur blog's website mode?

...website... theres a website ...?

...oh my fucking god.

ITS NOT AESTHETIC ENOUGH GRAAAAA A A A I NEED TOMAKE IT AESTHETIC.

[mondaymelon]

ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )

for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨

one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks

[mondaymelon]

vent

[mondaymelon]

GUYS HELP WHY DOES MY ART LOOK EDIBLE

[mondaymelon]

this mf went to a con today and someone mistook me for a Xiao cosplayer bc my hair was dyed in Xiao's hair color help,,, child, i'm so sorry I'm no cosplayer I'm only xiao kisser (i had a wolfcut?? 😭)

-lost children anon

omg i want to go to a convention soooo badddd jfaosdjfd there are like none in my area and the last one that happened i wasnt able to go (i bled all over the walls and shat tears)

ahem

okay lost children anon you go!!! tbf id be flatttered to recieve that compliment cause honestly xiao is gender and attractiveness goals... and honestly imagining xiao with a wolf cut.. is... PERISHES UGH HES TOO PRETTY ... imm... im...

oops my finger slipped teehee 🤸🤸🤸

[mondaymelon]

NO. NO. NO. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

[mondaymelon]

happy new year !!

may all your wishes come true! lets have another great year! mwah new year kisses for everybody line up everyoneeee

thank you.

[mondaymelon]

hihi, deleting later but can anyone give me some tasty manhwa recommendations? historial romance / transmigration is fine, but i like action n bl too <333 f

or reference something like tcf or the great mudang saga would make me give you kisses forever pretty please

[mondaymelon]

thanksgiving dinner is a lil bowl of cereal 🤩🤩✨

anyways lookat what i drew ahahahshdghdjsjd

[mondaymelon]

Melon.

How tall are you

...almost 5'6, w h y ?

[mondaymelon]

hand over some height 🥰

what if i kindly refuse.

[mondaymelon]

Random question:

How much do you love Xiao?

oh

you

you do not know

how long i have been waiting for this question.

anon. you have barely seen the surface of my love for him. it cant be called love, at this point. no, its something more dire. something more consuming, a something that swallows one whole.

perhaps you think that you've seen enough, and perhaps, for you, that is the truth. but for i, it is merely a speculation. my "love", as you call it, is something that cannot be described with mere words. no, the very idea of such a feat is simply unthinkable. it's to the point where i am spending my time writing a bible, for xiao. come to the point where i write countless fanfictions, where i close my eyes at 4 am hoping that i may dream of his warm embrace. it is with such delusion that i am able to survive the hell we call existence, and through his presence that i am able to feel fulfilled. i dream of him, dream of his every action, waiting for the day where i may feel his hand in mine and his warm touch. awaiting the day, the day, the day...

some may say ive gone mad.

are they correct? nonono, they are not. i am sound of mind, sound of soul. if you search enough, there shall be no doubt about this fact. there is merely a difference between those who love xiao, and those who "love" xiao. it is apparent that i belong to the latter. as stated previously, a simple 4 letter word cannot express the endless wells of the affection, the obsession that i hold for such a man - nay, the perfect and godly being, he who goes by the name of "xiao."

do i believe? yes. i believe. and i shall stand here, sit, whatever it may be... i shall breathe my inhale and exhale until he appears before me, until i may be satisfied for what i have done in this lifetime... and then i will take his hand. i will take his warm hands and he will clasp his fingers amongst mine, and he will smile at me, the slightest smile, as his pristine lips begin to move as he speaks. as he forms words with that seamlessly smooth voice, one that sways the resolve of the deities themself. "you have done well. i have waited for you."

it is then that i shall cry in his arms.

but none shall witness such a sight excluding the golden eyes of his very own.

delusion? insanity? id like to think that i havent descended into such voids. it is reasonable, to hold such attention for a being as flawless as him. his name is one that holds power, prestige... one that causes the shortness of breath and the racing of hearts. he is powerful, in that way, and many others.

his beautiful eyes that resemble the warm colors of the sun, or perhaps the gilded glow of gold... something as valuable as him deserves something more. something more precious, more priceless. his gliding soft hair that ruffles in the soft breeze, the way his highlights are so striking yet appealing... how his every calculated movement stirs the hearts and souls of the masses. how his stature is fair and his demeanor is graceful. should i go on? surely you have not all the time in the world for such rambling, but thus is the truth. an undeniable truth that none should dare to refute.

and should they... to put it simply, they may just find a knife at their throat... spilling the blood of the one who dared speak ill of such a holy entity.

the pure and faultless him, xiao.

[mondaymelon]

I feel like I’m spamming your inbox 💀

But, I have a basketball game on Friday and then another one on Saturday..oof two games straight

leaving all that aside, how was your dayyyayayay

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i feel like im setting flames onto my poor followers' dashboards... 💀

lmao its fine what else am i going to do in my inbox other than marinate ( i have not been productive at all ughjfosdklj the new year is already 4 days past and i havent even started on this fic yet... aoisdjklfm, blegh melts into an ugly puddle on the ground )

two games straight ?? thats so silly.. and also your weekend is basically gone too byebye. rowing regattas usually take up like 6+ hours so youre pretty much at the place for the entire day ... it was freezing cold this one time and it was raining and i was sick and dying and we had to wear this skimpy ass tanktops and shorts that made me look like a T W I N K while rowing and girl we were all fucking shaking. like straight on trembling LMAO that day was not a good one ... even afterwards i was shaking so hard i could barely eat (giggles)

uhhokmllfkdjf this is awkward rn its stil pretty early like 12:31 soooo... we went to go get our visas to go back to the MOTHERLAND. E E E. E throws confetti im so excited to go back to china over summer break since the last time i visitrd it was like pre-covid and its been like 5 orr 6 years ... but yea we bopped over to chinatown while we were there and got a hAUL of asian snacks and a big ass meal that made me go "is this what its like to be pregnant because im boutta p o p."

because i am in the silly mood of wanting to overshare...

so we got these lolipops and idk what theyre called but they are my entire fucking childhood, a giant pack of fruit pudding cups (which i devoured. theyre all gone), cici jelly drinks E E E E i wanted mogu mogu but my brother chcked the bottle and they were expired giggles. little does he know (he does know i told him LMAO) that the cici's were expired october of 2023... they tasted fine though so no complains here <33

uhmuhm what else did we by i fogor but we got bottles of 冰糖雪梨which is basically happiness (and sugar) in a bottle. very scrumptious. 1000/10

( qotd: guess who im stalking by looking at the image above.. stares at kio. )

[mondaymelon]

my cutie patootie the wookiest of pookiests... !!! hes so eepy blorbo and so pathetic i want to take him in my arms squish his cheeks bite him and them love him with every ounce of affection my heart has to offer !!!! <33