#hacetrack riggins for vp

[cot-sponlon-for-president]

Everyone welcome my vice president, @hacetrack-riggins-vp! If you have any questions for either of us about the campaign, feel free to ask!

[cot-sponlon-for-president]

Mr. Sponlon, I keep getting letters from your fans asking if you and your VP, Mr. Hacetrack Riggins, are married!

Anything you can say to clear up the issue?

While I do believe that a politician’s personal life should not be mixed or involved with their professional life, I do see the concern that many people may have about my relationship status with Mr. Riggins.

I have been advised not to comment too much on this situation, but I can assure you that, whether I am married to him or not, there will be no conflicts between the interest of the United States and the interests of my personal life.

[cot-sponlon-for-president]

Information About Our Candidate!

(Here’s some info on Cot Sponlon and his campaign for President of the United States! Feel free to suggest additions/ask questions, and don’t forget- Vote Cot Sponlon in 2024!)

Name: Cot Sponlon

Campaign slogan: “Make America Gay Again!”

Political Party: Democrat

College Degrees: What are you, a cop?

Interviews and more to come soon! Feel free to ask questions to Mr. Sponlon through the ask box! You may also leave questions for those involved in his campaign, such as Hacetrack Riggins.

(Note: Mr. Sponlon does not endorse or tolerate Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. That man is a vile creature, and Cot Sponlon is not affiliated in any way with his power-grabbing reign of terror. “Make America Gay Again” is a play on words, and any connections with that orange rat bastard are purely satirical.)

If Mr. Sponlon is unreachable, contact @hexmari or @hacetrack-riggins-vp with any questions!