#half my posts are just holy yaps now 💔

[meerealsssss]

I LOVE WEB I SCREAM

im posting this now because i crashed almost as soon as i got home brah

yesterday we went on a field trip to all the elementary schools and im only just now realizing how BROKE my elementary school was

anyway we hung out with fifth graders and taught them about ms so they could be prepared to go and stuff

i love isabella shes so brave !! (she carried my whole group)

anyway nothing interesting happened for me really but it was crazy tiring.

we got back to the school at 12:55 ish and went to the cafeteria to eat lunch! just web! yippee!!

so i ate school lunch because imo the chicken is bomb

maybe because i dont eat chicken well enough and prefer broke food

but still it was yummerific!

i ate, went to band, saw that the new seating chart made the trombones in the FIRST ROW??? left band, went to web, did a debrief on what we did, then the bell rang

i got to stay after school so i grabbed my shit and went back to mr mystery's room

you know its important if i skip theater for it

after a couple minutes the room had only fifteen people in it minus mr mystery because he had to go pick up his kid

we all hung out and did literally whatever because there was NO supervision whatsoever in that classroom

i also decided to text people i have never texted before

my bbg

and presidential huzz ig.

anyway mr mystery came back, we got pizza, and we went to go set up for the parent meeting which was basically just fifth graders coming in to see the school

me and juno were playing on the pillars by the media center with lucien and we watched parents begin to walk in

worst BEST idea EVER! we began doing the macarena. for thirty minutes STRAIGHT

i had to throw up so bad it wasnt even funny

some kids actually joined in! it was silly! then this ghetto wannabe skinny white loquacious looking ass BOY pulled out his iphone mini that looked like it had the camera quality of a made good granola bag and has seen the inside of his buttcheeks and began taking pictures of us and cackling like a twenty-six year old ford mustang. hello?

i didnt say anything because im a web LEADER but you best believe that if i was not the last thing that preposterous troglodyte would see is the back of my sweaty unwashed hand

anyway by six or so we got a break because everyone had to go to the cafeteria for a meeting so i chilled in mr mystery's classroom for a bit to catch my breath and there were about two sets of couples with tongues on the inside of each others mouths like they're a deep cleaning station

after the parent meeting i stood in the hall and this BEAUTIFUL WOMAN came up to me and said "i love your outfit!" marry me. "are you a web leader?"

i nodded and smiled at her

"do you give tours?"

why of course.

so i gave this woman and her four kids a tour around the school

and we stopped by the band room and mr sharpie was babbling away about band crap

and the fifth grader the woman had said she might be a flute

MRROEIOW

anyway she had potential for band

she looked like a band kid

i finished the tour (i had to go back and find my group like six different times) and everyone was like "thank you so much!"

i LOVE yiu

anyways after the gathering we all helped clean up the mess in the main hall and everything and me and juno went back to the classroom to put stuff away

you know who else was there?

tyler.

mr president.

i was putting a shirt away that was used for display and i dont even remember what i was yelling at him about (probably the rigged voting system) and then he pulled the same crap he does once per month

"y'know [mee], i thought we were like - not really friends but kinda like mutuals"

okay, cool, nice to know you love me too

"what, tyler [last name] wants to be my mutual?"

"no."

oh

"so what was allat about?"

"i was thinking we were friends. cause like. we're always like around each other and we talk sometimes."

its not like i have a choice brah. ive been in all your classes for three years

"so you wanna be friends?"

"yea"

"tyler you wanna be my friend?"

"yea"

"kay."

then i gave him a turtle sticker or something

then i LEFT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣