#hannah vs uni: ultimate battle

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was very interested in a "topics in women's lit" course at uni bc it was speculative fiction & about women but it turned out that it was going to be about looking at books about Worlds Without Men and alternative realities where Men Do Not Exist and in general the class was going to be about answering the question of women being better off without men/what would the world Be Like without men and the subtitle for the class was literally "is this the end of men?" and. brother I gotta be honest i have never done a full 180 in my interest in a potential women's literature course in all of my life.

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there's no worse feeling of rejection in academia than when no one responds to your discussion post. like damn all of you have to respond to two other people and none of you picked me :(

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me preparing to watch pink flamingos for my film class next week because the other option is a woody allen movie

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me being delighted and having a goddamn TREAT of a time watching some like it hot for my film class only to come back two weeks later and experience the film-watching equivalent of having strep and getting one of those really gross throat swab tests for it and then having to drink the most disgusting ass cold medicine (watching dr. strangelove)

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I love when my professor puts up an article required for our discussion board that's from a subscription website with only three free reads... and each refresh/open & close counts as a free read... and by the time I actually get back to the article to read it after working on other classwork I’m out of fucking free reads :)))) for the article I’m specifically told I have to read all of :))))

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i just wrote about the fucking dear friend letter in a discussion post bc im in a medieval writing course and one of heloise's letters to abelard reminded me of it I love life sm

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Yes I know I have a paper I wanna get done by Saturday night that I'm still only finding sources on. Yes I'm playing splatoon. Shup

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Me: mom can we get Cirilla and Fringilla

Mom: no we have Cirilla and Fringilla at home

Cirilla and Fringilla at home:

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I organized all my school shit for this week in my planner my ADHD is cured

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...personally I think it's very gaslight gatekeep girlboss of me to drop a class on the first day

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Academia Life in 2022 is listening to WAP as you take evolution notes

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My Uni Readings: *mention the word "literature"*

My brain, every single time:

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.......guys I put The Scorpion Quote in my essay

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Two of the primary sources I have to read are 1.) A study advocating for fucking eugenics 2.) A thing Freud wrote about dreams... I fucking ~hate this~

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My English Textbook: Procrastination rarely makes for a superior paper. Start early and work steadily - it will be worth it

Me doing my reading that I'm a few days/chapters behind on @ 12:17 a.m., still not having decided what I'm going to do for my project due on the 7th:

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Me: ok time to stop Witcherposting and catch up on my uni reading

My uni reading:

Me:

ARE YOU FUCKING-