#happy gufeng event starts tomorrow! WHOS GONNA DRIVE!!!

[actualbird]

was talking to sam @samsspambox earlier about nxx boys as drivers and it's really really funny how in canon, we've seen marius piloting non-car vehicles WAY MORE than we've seen him actually driving a car. i think he drives a car like just once in main story 2 (estelle marino's dead body was put in a car described as marius' car, not a pax car or a limo or something to be driven by somebody else, so i assume it's really his and he drives it?), but he pilots a yacht in SSR Tideborne Romance (which he has a license for), a plane in SR A Dance on the Clouds (which he has a license for), and a helicopter in Main Story 6.2 (which he has a license for). as sam had succinctly put it, "marius 'i have all the licenses except for driving' von hagen"

tot needs to make marius drive the NXX jeep at some point. and i want him to have a hard time. like okay fine, maybe he does know how to drive and he'll get from point A to point B with everybody and himself in one piece

but theres enough confusion on his face that it's a harrowing journey for everybody involved

marius, in the driver's seat of the jeep: hm. wheres the radar display...

artem, in the passenger's seat and already clutching at the grab handle despite the fact they havent started moving yet: i feel unsafe

luke, in the backseat, popping his head to the front: if you want a radar display, i can add a radar display! :D

mc, pulling him back to his seat and trying to wrangle the seatbelt onto him: nope! no! you will not!

vyn, to the side of mc trying to stop luke from modding the jeep, rubbing his temples because while he hates being assigned as sole driver, this mightve been avoided if he just took one for the team and drove anyway: god cannot save us now