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I was hoping to have another crack fic done for Artem's birthday, but I didn't anticipate how busy I would be :( I offer a small snippet instead! Although how long it'll be until the full fic is complete is very up in the air right now

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have been on a few voice calls these days in the mariluke server and i realize that i have completely, fully, wholly, and unironically been owo-ified. starts out the call with a "hewwo". makes random noises whenever theres a silence by saying owo owoooooo or ueeeeehhhhh. pokemon type of verbal behavior. a bit of vocal whimsy.

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it be his birthday

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

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say what you will about dungeon meshi but if i put my full squeamish pussy into gathering each & every bone of my digested girlfriend, painstakingly arranging them, and then using my blood to illegally reconstruct a whole new body for her. only for some preteen monarchist with alexandria's genesis to fucking UNDO all of it in favor of fusing her with the giant lizard that killed her instead. brother you would see me on the news

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🖌️🔎 Event Dates and Prompts 🔎🖌️

Thank you to everybody who participated in the Interest Check Phase! Based on the responses, MariLuke Week 2024 will take place from May 19 to May 25. Save the date!

Without further ado, here are the prompts!

Do check out our carrd for more information on the event and how to participate!

We wish you the best in creating your amazing works, and we look forward to seeing them all!

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Marius crosses his arms. “If I didn’t know any better, I would assume that you’re here because you’re…” Vyn sends him a sharp look, hoping to stop him in his tracks. Marius hesitates, but he finishes anyway. “...Hiding.” Behind him, Artem nods, so they are both clearly in agreement. Vyn glares at them. Since when have Artem and Marius ever agreed on anything? * Vyn, Artem, and Marius have an afternoon meeting they will never speak about ever again.

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Behold... a ToT one-shot. I have been thinking about the two versions of pre-canon NXX all week (Neil, Giann, Vyn and then Vyn, Artem, Marius) :'D

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Happy Birthday Artem Wing! (One shot set after the bouquet of yellow roses) (Pic is Art for his 4th Bday Illust from CN: https://m.weibo.cn/detail/5027197720732279)

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I’ve been captivated by his wounded animal swag, and tendency to react to well intentioned kindness with fearful aggression

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UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE?????? THEY SAID TSUNDERE RATIO CANON 😭

TRANSCRIPTION

Owlbert: Dr. Ratio may have a sharp tongue, but it seems there's some mutual respect.

Dr. Ratio: Wait a moment. “Mutual”? What did he say about me?

Owlbert: Aventurine personally asked for Dr. Ratio to be our guest today.

Owlbert: He said... ahem. (imitating Aventurine) "Perhaps only Dr. Ratio can succinctly explain my combat style."

Dr. Ratio: Nonsense! He's a system of chaos devoid of logic. Unintelligible!! That gambler can't possibly think my mathematics are suited to this— this pinball, can he?

Owlbert: He also said, "Dr. Ratio will vigorously deny this, but if he didn't fully understand my abilities, why would he accept the invitation to come on the show?"

Dr. Ratio: That's not,, I just… I approve of this show's dedication,, to truth,, and… knowledge. Nothing more.

Owlbert: Haha, I really can't tell what the deal is between you two!

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

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// cn server spoilers, new pv

NOBODY IS YEARNING LIKE HE DOES IT!!!!!!!!

the kneeling position of devotion and service, the clutching the sword of justice close to his heart, the way he is the only one not touching her as if he thinks himself not allowed, the putting himself lower and leaning higher truly making her seem like the goddess themis she is. something something divinity is at its clearest when in the presence of the devoted

//explodes about it

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i saw a post on Twitter pointing out in the cg that shows rosa’s parents old house, rosa was always taller than luke UNTIL he got a growth spurt…

I JUST SAW THE TWEET MYSELF, IT'S SO CUTE TO MEEEE

i like to imagine mc as a kid totally bragging about how shes taller than luke and luke goes all pouty faced like >:T and then he finally gets his revenge one their teens hit and luke shoots up like a sprout

"whos a shorty now, eh?"

"yeah yeah, i get it :/"

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the new food related invitations are cute and all but clearly luke pearce isn’t doing the dainty little bites in the invitation, he would totally inhale the tacos like a dog that hasn’t eaten in weeks and then complain about the indigestion 😔

// cn server spoilers, rewards system invites nomnom

help, YOURE RIGHT. YOURE SO RIGHT. i feel ashamed because i was one of those people cooing over his adorable chewing face because he looked like an itty bitty hamster nibbling on food pellets

but i was a fool and youre so right. this is one of those "he would NOT fucking say that" times but it's "he would NOT fucking take that tiny of a bite" instead. he'd finish that taco in 3 gargantuan bites maximum. mc would be awed because that doesnt seem like it should be possible, but luke manages to make it work by cramming it down his mouth and then hes still hungry afterwards. luke has no need to act coy abt eating, he and mc are engaged already and hes canonically finished her leftovers more times than i can remember.

"he would totally inhale the tacos like a dog that hasn’t eaten in weeks and then complain about the indigestion 😔" screaming. you know him SO WELL