#happy valentines day to them... i guess... eugh

[chellustrates]

cringy mushy thing for valentines day ew

[basu-shokikita]

Dethentines 2024 Day 7

Will you be my Valentine?

Picture me arriving to the finish line wheezing and dying, 'cause that's me right now. I don't know why I thought that finishing the entries on the very same day of posting was a good idea but that's what ended up happening. Never again, hopefully.

Either way, here's my last entry for Dethentines, aka the one that matters the most because it's for Valentine's Day so I made an extra effort and you get a whooping +2k words for today. It's Skwistok, obviously, but the rest of Dethklok get a pretty decent amount of participation because I wanted to go out with a bang. Or try to.

Also, I'm linking to this song for no reason.

Thank you so much for organizing Dethentines this year! I had lots of fun and I'm happy to have managed to participate in all days ✨ See you around~

“And then we does the things like-” Skwisgaar made a high pitched noise. “Like-” He made an explosion sound. “You gets?”

“Right, like-” Nathan made a deep growling noise. “And then-” A boing-like noise followed. “And then some more…”

“Ja!” Skwisgaar nodded enthusiastically. It was really easy to talk about music with Nathan, it’s like they read each other’s minds somehow. “We has to…”

Suddenly, Toki walked into the living room. He stopped right when he saw the two of them. Skwisgaar raised a hand to wave at him, a reluctant smile on his face. However, Toki only frowned in response and left.

“Uh-oh.” Nathan watched Toki’s silhouette slowly get smaller. “What did you do?”

“Eugh…” Skwisgaar let his arm drop on the couch. “He ams mads abouts Vals and Tines days.”

“Valentine’s Day?” Nathan repeated in confusion.

“Ja, he askeds if I wanteds to spends wif hims. Goes ons a dates togethors…dats stuff…”

Nathan waited a moment and, when Skwisgaar didn’t continue, he asked. “And what did you say?”

Skwisgaar winced a little. “I says it was fuckings stupids and jackoffs things whats we donts needs.”

“Woah!” Nathan sat back in shock. “Woah, Skwisgaar!”

“Whats? We ams alreadies togethers sorts of, okeys?” Skwisgaar shrugged. “And Valentines ams dildos” He mumbled. “ I don’ts gets it.”

“Yeah, but Toki likes that shit, remember? He’s, uh…” Nathan struggled to find a word that wouldn’t be offensive. “...Different.”

“Pfft.” Skwisgaar snorted. “Differents ams rights.”

“Besides…” Nathan’s eyes wandered to the living room. “I don’t think it’s that weird to want to do all romantic shit when you’re in love. Love might not be cool at all, but it is pretty brutal.”

Skwisgaar pouted, unable to refute Nathan on that. Discovering his feelings for Toki had been a pretty brutal experience. “I guess you ams rights.”

“You gotta apologize to him, dude.”

“Eugh.” Skwisgaar looked up to the ceiling, unable to find reasons against. 

–

They were having lunch and Toki was too busy finishing up his mountain of spaghetti to notice Skwisgaar had been staring at him for the past 5 minutes. It was late and there was nobody else in the kitchen but them. Well, besides the Klokateers.

Skwisgaar decided to make an attempt. “Toki?” He called him hesitantly.

Toki kept eating as if nothing had happened, slurping loudly and spreading cheese on the pasta like his life depended on it. Frankly, Skwisgaar wasn’t sure Toki had heard him or not.

“Toki?” He called him a second time.

Still nothing, Toki was gulping from his glass of water. “Mores, please!” He said, after slamming the glass on the table.

“Sire!” One Klokateer immediately appeared with a pitcher of water and filled Toki’s glass to the brim.

“Thank yous.” Toki said before he resumed eating.

“Tok-” Skwisgaar decided to cut the bullshit and sat on the seat next to Toki. There was a subtle acknowledgement, as Toki glanced to his side before returning his attention to his food. “Toki, listens.”  Skwisgaar said, gently placing his hand on Toki’s arm. 

Toki kept eating, completely unbothered.

Truth to be told, Skwisgaar wasn’t used to being this ignored, especially not by Toki, so he felt the discouragement in his gut. He cleared his throat. “Ams sorries about de other deis, okeis? I didn’ts…realize how imporkstants it ams was to yous, soes…”

“Dat was goods.” Toki said and Skwisgaar raised his eyes with expectation, but Toki was staring at his now empty dish and rubbing his belly.

He sighed. “Tokis, please, we can does what you wants. I won’ts complains, justs-”

Abruptly, Toki stood up and walked away without looking back. Skwisgaar buried his face in his hands in frustration.

He really fucked things up this time.

“Ye gotta mehk it up to him, dood.” Pickles suddenly spoke behind him and Skwisgaar almost did a somersault from shock.

“Eugh! Pickle!” He glanced at him, horrified. “Whens dids you get heres?”

Pickles grimaced like he was offended. “Dood, I’ve been here de whole time.”

“Huh…” Skwisgaar could not remember for the life of him seeing him here but , oh well. “Waits, what does you means makes it ups to him?” He squinted. “Whats does you knows?”

Pickles snorted, gesturing dismissively with one hand. “Nethan already told me ‘bout it. You broke Toki’s heart, didn’t ye?”

“Wells…” Skwisgaar winced. “I wouldn’ts…puts it like dats…”

“An apology just wahn’t do.” Pickles leaned into Skwisgaar’s ear. “Ye gotta surprise him yourself.” 

“What?” Skwisgaar turned to him in horror. “You means…?”

Smirking, Pickles nodded slowly at him. 

–

Skwisgaar looked at the door with preemptive regret. He was one second away from leaving and forgetting the whole thing. This was his dignity on the line now, nothing to joke about.

Toki’s face flashed in his mind and Skwisgaar closed his eyes in defeat. His breath hitched and his heart raced as he knocked on the door thrice.

It only took a few seconds for it to open, and behind it, a confused Murderface appeared. “Schkwisgaar? What do you want?”

“Is never thots I woulds says dis, Moidaface.” Skwisgaar was already short of breath. “But I needs yous helps.”

Murderface crossed his arms with a scowl. “Thisch better not be a prank.”

“I don’t has time for pranks.” Skwisgaar said as he made his way into Murderface’s room.

“Hey!”

Uncaring, he slammed the door behind him and Murderface gave him a stunned stare. “I needs yous helps now.”

Murderface looked him up and down, like he wasn’t sure what to make of Skwisgaar’s words. “Thisch ischn’t a gay thing, right?”

“Whats?” Skwisgaar was appalled. “N-well, it ams kinds of gays, actuallies.” He sighed. “You ams goods friends with Tokes, rights?”

“I guesch.” Murderface shrugged noncommittally which honestly irritated Skwisgaar but he decided to let it go.

“Does he, eugh…Does he talkeds about Valskentines with yous?”

“Oh,” Murderface rolled his eyes and turned around. “All the fucking time! Me and Schkwisgaar are going to do thisch! Me and Schkwisgaar are going do that! It’sch my firscht Valentinesch ever, Murderface! I’m scho exschited!” He made a disgusted noise. “Made me schick, really.”

The guilt piled up on the pit of Skwisgaar’s stomach. “Does you…remembers any specificks?”

“Uhh, he schaid it would be the firscht date ever for you guysch so he wanted to do everything…” He rested his back against his deck. “Firscht, have breakfascht in bed. Then, go to the petting szchoo to pet the catch. After that, walk in the park while holding handsch and eating…” He shuddered. “Hot dogsch. Then, planetarium vischit to look at the starchs. Then, go to the theater to watch a movie…and then dinner at a fanschy restaurant. He did schpare me the detailsch for the night after that, thank Chrischt.”

“Eugh…” Skwisgaar was impressed. “You shores remembers de hole thingks.”

“Well, he wouldn’t schut up about it!” Murderface defensively and opened the first drawer of his desk. “Look, he even made drawingsch of it!” At once, Murderface spread a bunch of drawings over the top of the desk.

One of the drawings had them petting cats, in another they were walking in the park with the hot dogs, looking at the stars, at a fancy restaurant…there were even some drawings of things Murderface hadn’t described, probably things Toki couldn’t fit into their schedule.

“Why does you has dese?” He asked.

Murderface blinked a couple of times before looking away. “We like drawing together, okay? And he alwaysch leavesch hisch drawingsch here. Idiot.”

“Rights.” Skwisgaar stood up. “I thinks I gots all I needs now, so I’m goingks-”

“Wait, what do I get in exchange?”

“Eugh…Toki’s unconskditionals loves?”

Murderface buffed. “Big deal.” Skwisgaar was walking to the other when he spoke again. “I know it’sch not any of my buschiness but…” Skwisgaar turned to look at him. “He kind of, really likesch you, scho���yeah.”

Unbelievable, even Murderface was lecturing him now. Skwisgaar couldn’t imagine sinking lower. “Rights. Thanks, Moidaface.”

“Whatever.”

Skwisgaar closed the door, a new determination finding its way inside him. 

–

“Whats ams dis?” Toki asked, upon finding a letter next to his plate during breakfast. It was a bronze envelope with a blood red seal. 

“Hm?” Pickles was stuffing oatmeal down his throat. “No idea, dood.”

Toki was skeptical, looking at Nathan and Murderface eat in silence. “Where ams Skwisgaar?”

Nathan, currently attacking a beef steak, replied. “Uhh, probably sleeping? Who knows. It’s Skwisgaar.”

Still not quite convinced, Toki ripped open the envelope and found a letter inside except there was nothing written in it. Just a red guitar vaguely shaped like a heart. “Alrights, who ams doings this? It amsnt funnies.” He asked with irritation. He wasn’t in the mood to get pranked on Valentine’s Day.

“It’sch probably schomething to do with playing the guitar.” Murderface blurted and the other two glared at him. “Or schomething.” He added to save face.

Toki squinted at his friends. “You guys amsnt collsudings togeders, ams you?”

“No.” All three of them said at the same time, which only made it more suspicious.

“We’re just eatin’ our breakfast here.” Pickles said.

“Yeah, why would we care about anything that ischn’t our breakfascht?”

“It’s not like today is a special day or anything.”

Toki got up from the table, unamused. He wasn’t going to bother with this, he would just get to the root of the problem and cut it off. Simple as that. 

“Skwisgaar.” He knocked on his door. “Ams not in de moods for dis okays? Soes just-” The door opened with a creak, revealing an empty bedroom. Toki looked inside, intrigued and found lit red candles melting on the floor. Upon closer inspection, he realized they were skull shaped. 

On the bed, there was a guitar made of red rose petals and a pile of Deaddy Bears in different brutal outfits laid in place of the pillows. The TV was showing ‘Love and Guts 4’ Toki’s favorite horror movie and, under it, there was a box of sugar-free chocolates with a note on them. 

Meets me wheres we first kiss

Toki’s eyes widened upon reading. Did he mean….?

–

He couldn’t help it, he was supposed to be mad but he couldn’t help running towards the location, excitement drumming inside his chest. What was he expecting? What was going to happen? What had Skwisgaar planned?

When he reached the double-door, he found it only marginally open so he grabbed the knob to reveal the inside. 

Skwisgaar was sitting on a stool inside Murderface’s closet, guitar in his hand. He seemed to have been caught off guard because he made a surprised noise when he saw Toki.

Toki tried to catch his breath. “Skwisga-”

Abruptly, Skwisgaar started playing the guitar. First the E, then the G sharp minor, then the C sharp minor, then the A. Then he played the whole sequence again. 

“Does you wanna be mines girls-boyfriends…” He sang unsurely. “We��lls walks to the cemeteries and alls kiss you agains…And makes ours dead friends blushks…We ams getting marrieds right dere on de seens…” He inhaled shakily. “Does you wants to be mines best friends? Yous can drives me crazies alls over agains…And alls bores you death oooh, doesn’ts matters when we ams in love. Rights?” He smiled at a speechless Toki.

Then the guitar got heavier, but Skwisgaar’s eyes were still on Toki. “Does you wanna be mines boyfriends?” He continued. "Does you wanna be mine boyfriends? Does you wanna be mines- Does you wanna be mines?” He stood up and kept playing, now closing the distance between them as he finished up the song. When it ended, he had essentially backed Toki against the wall.

Skwisgaar’s expression softened, the confidence from playing was fading into reluctance. “Ams sorries about everythings, Toki. I didn’ts realize how impskortants dis was to yous. Lets me makes it up to yous. Is calleds reservations fors a restaurants and bookeds de movies and plansetariums, ands the pettings zoo has spots fors us and-” Impulsively, Toki locked their lips together and Skwisgaar lost the trail of his thoughts.

“It ams okay, Skwisgaar.” He said when he pulled away. “I just thoughts you didnts…” He shook his head, smiling. “Doesn’ts matters.” Giggling, he laced their fingers together. “Soes, boysfriend?”

Skwisgaar felt his face heat up from embarrassment. “Dats- Dats what de songs-” He stopped babbling and his face turned solemn instead. “Eugh, ja.” With a heavy swallow, he asked. “Does you wants to be mines boysfriends, Toki?”

Toki’s smile was like a thousand beams directed at once at Skwisgaar. “Ja, I wants to bes your boyfriend, Skwisgaar.”

Smiling back, Skwisgaar brought Toki closer to him. “Cans I kiss mines boyfriends now?”

“You cans.” Toki said, the happiness leaking from his face.

As they wrapped around each other, Skwisgaar felt only slightly bad for the mess they were about to do in Murderface’s closet.

But only slightly.

–

“Well, it sure sounds like they’re havin’ fun.” Pickles commented, ear to the closet door. 

“Now who’sch gonna clean after them!” Murderface complained. “My closchet isch gonna be dischguschting!”

“Murderface, you don’t even clean your own room.” Nathan countered, already looking tired. 

“Yeah, well, neither do you!”

“Yeah, ‘cause we’re fucking rich. Just call a Klokateer to get it done.”

“I guesch!”

The closet door banged so loudly that all three of them jolted.

“Okei!” Pickles clasped his hands together. “Who wants t' get wasted to feel less miserable on Valentine’s Day!”

“Me!” Nathan and Murderface replied in unison. 

“Let’s leave the lovebirds, then.” Pickles made an example as he walked away from the closet and the two soon followed him.

“Fuck Valentine’sch Day!” Murderface said.

“Yeah, it’s capitalism brutality, and not the kind that benefits us.” Nathan agreed.

“It’s stoopid as hell, like whoa! I’m in love! Big deal!” Pickles threw his hands into the air.

“Yeah.”

“Totally.”

They smiled at each other. Seriously, fuck Valentine’s Day. 

[shinjukuspiritcommittee]

Chapter 10 Romance HCs

I have returned, and I plan to stay. I had a bit of a drought in motivation to write but I worked up the will to start writing again! It may be a while before I go back into the full swing of things, but I’m expecting to have a lot of free time soon. That’s enough about me, Headcanon time~!

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Ch10 Romance Headcanons

Tezcatlipoca

~“You…” The jaguar man grunted with his rumbly voice. “Why are you here?” You explained you came to reward the victor. “Victor of what, exactly? Nothing’s been determined this time.” You told him the victor of your heart. “Come again!? Do you honestly expect some sort of “I love you’ back!? What do you take me for-” You went in for the kill in that moment. Tezcatlipoca was powerless to defend himself against your hand. You scratched the underside of his chin. A tingle was sent across his body and down his spine through his tail. A blush and a rather pleased expression formed on his face as he let out a deep purring sound letting you know he was quite pleased. You said he was very cute like that and did know he enjoyed it deep down. Tezcatlipoca let out a bit of a growl before shock finally hit him. He snatched your hand from his neck and held them in his own. “Watch what you’re doing!” He shouted while blushing. “These things are… dangerous weapons!” He took a moment to breathe properly, but he had yet to let go of your hands. “I… suppose I have no choice but to contain these until you’re able to wield them properly…!” You commented on how tight his grip was. “I can’t let you slip away…” You didn’t quite hear his reply and asked what he said. “I-I can’t let you get another sneak attack on me!”

~Despite all he’s done, at the end of the day Tezcatlipoca was a transient with the same desires and needs as others. You also empathized with him over topics of the past since you began to understand how isolated he must have felt. He stared at you rather awkwardly as he realized something. “Your hands…” You were confused by what he was referring to. “They’re… nothing like I remember. Soft, small and… so this is what they’ve felt like…” You didn’t quite understand at first, but you remembered that Tezcatlipoca hasn’t had a body in so long so him actually being able to hold your hands must have been such a novelty to him. “Eugh…!” He suddenly gasped, pushing your hands away and turning away from you. You were confused again.

~Tezcatlipoca shivered. “Those eyes… the way you look at me… It’s bizarre! You scorn me for my feats and yet you idolize me the moment I lose myself. Does the opposite of me satisfy you?” You took a moment to think about it. You wanted to accept Tezcatlipoca given how much time he spent alone. “You don’t need to answer right away. But… such gestures will not woo me.” It seemed empathy and your normal tactics wouldn’t work. Was there something you were lacking? Before you were escorted out however, Tez planted a small kiss on your cheek. He smirked. “So, there is a bit of fight in you despite your more… delicate iteration.”

Shennong

~“Well if you’re gonna be that forward, guess I have to respond in kind~.” Shennong cooed as he took your hand in his. You asked him what he meant as you began to blush. “Well, if you must know…” He said bashfully. “I needed a helping hand so I’m glad you offered to help.” Wait, that’s not- “Yep, there’s a special brand of… medicine I need help with testing and I can’t do it on my own…” Shennong laughed awkwardly. You asked why he needed the additional hand with his work since he never seemed to mind doing all his work on his own. “Y-You see…” He seemed hesitant to answer you outright. He took a breath to steady himself. “Just… close your eyes for a second.”

~You did as instructed as you heard him fiddle with some stuff around the office. “Now where did I put- Ah!” You heard something drop on the floor. “Don’t worry, I’ve just misplaced what I needed…” He sounded a bit nervous and you asked him if now was a bad time. “Nope, not a bad time at all. Just need to remember where I left it… There it is!” You heard him quickly and awkwardly rush back to your side. You were a bit hesitant at what he was going to give you. “Don’t worry, I didn’t prepare medicine… this time… but I do have to ask you open your mouth. But keep your eyes closed, okay?” You weren’t quite sure what he was getting at but you did as Shennong asked and opened wide. You felt something hard get plopped right on your tongue.

~The bittersweet taste was all too familiar to you at this point as Shennong instructed you to now close your mouth. The moment you did you began chewing on the rich chocolate he dropped in your mouth. “So what do you think? Pretty tasty I hope. I hear it’s tradition of Tokyo to give someone you adore chocolates.” You told him he was a little late since Valentines day has long since passed. “Wait, what do you mean only on Valentine’s Day? The sources I consulted said I can do it whenever! I went through 3 batches for nothing!?” Not for nothing, you did enjoy the candy and wouldn’t mind more in the future. “I knew I’d get you hooked!” What? “N-Nothing. Care for another? I’ve got plenty~.”

Yasuyori

~“Oh, it’s just you.” Yasuyori said as he dried off his sweat using a towel. You had just caught him at the end of his training routine for the day. “Was their something you needed?” Yes in fact. You stated very bluntly that you needed him. “Oh? Was it something urgent?” Well… in a sense. Before he could react properly you had lunged forward and squeezed him tight. Yasuyori froze up. “J-Just what has gotten into you!?” You expressed how you could no longer hold back your desires and must be true to yourself. “What are you-!?” You must… you have to… feel his fur! You buried your face in his chest and enjoyed the softness of his hair. “Was… was that all?” He asked rather disappointed. You laughed a bit to yourself and told him that it was just fun to tease him. “Tease…?”

~Of course you liked him and just wanted an excuse to get close like this. “I-It is!?” You squeezed his body tighter and nodded. “H-Hold on…!” Yasuyori squirmed a bit in an attempt to get you to loosen up but your grip was near perfectly solid. He blushed. “How is this fair…!?” He whimpered. “A sneak attack like that is dishonorable.” You told him he was pretty fluffy if it was any consolation. “It’s not.” You looked up at his sad expression and apologized for teasing. But you weren’t lying when you said you were crazy about him. “You are…?” He asked with surprise. You nodded and nuzzled into his fuzzy body.

~Through his fur he blushed. “W-Well if you like me that much, why don’t you just marry me?” You told him you would rather casually. “What!? Really!?” His tail was wagging and his blush came through his fur. “What kind of wedding would you really want!? We can have any kind of wedding!” He seemed incredibly happy that he hoisted you up and was practically grinning ear to ear.

Jacob

~It was later in the day when you stopped at the Aoyama guild. You weren’t here for your typical gang of friends but rather someone you met recently. Naturally you had informed him you planned to meet him in advanced so you could properly find each other given his disability. You saw Jacob sitting by his lonesome and you said aloud you were here. “Ah, there you are. You kept me waiting.” Jacob stated calmly while turning to your general direction. “I hope today was exciting for you.” You told him your day just got better. “You’re too sweet.” He laughed.

~You asked him about his day. “Returning to a semi normal life has proven… bizarre to say the least. Still I quite enjoyed it since I got to speak with Maria and I’m even happier to finally speak with you like this. Our love for each other should be appreciated and explored.” L-Love…? Did he really-? “Yes. Like it wasn’t obvious? I may be blind but I can tell when you’re flustered. The words you choose and the way you breathe changes when addressing me. To be frank I was smitten with you for a while.” With a scary amount of accuracy he put your hand in his.

~You were relieved your feelings were reciprocated. “I’m glad I was correct in my guess.” Jacob said happily. “Not only do I have a partner to spend time with, we’ll also be able to spar and I could show you a thing or two about boxing.” You laughed it off but knew he was serious. You only asked Jacob take it easy with you when you would.

[gaygraybles]

DO ALL 50 😘💕💕💕💕✨

thank you dear, this was a pain and it wont be formatted correctly sue me

1. do you have a crush on anyone?

yes 👀

2. what’s your favorite candy?

i could eat a hundred reces cups in one sitting so

3. favorite love song?

hmmm is hello my old heart a love song

4. what was your first kiss like?

gay///

5. what was your last kiss like?

VERY gay

6. sexual/romantic orientation?

gay!

7. do you prefer poems or love letters?

i prefer love comics actually lmao

8. favorite fanfic trope?

oof i have not read fanfiction in a while

9. have you ever been in love?

maaaaaybe 👀 yes absolutely

10. favorite milkshake flavor?

CHOCOLATE

11. dinner dates or brunch dates?

dinner dont fucking wake me up for brunch thats my sleeping time its 2am right now

12. favorite flowers?

lilies are the prettiest for a bouquet, sunflowers make me happy tho

13. favorite perfume/cologne?

i have this cologne i got from hot topic like a million years ago it smells like angsty teenager i dont know if it smells good or just familiar

14. favorite candle scent?

midsummers night, yankee candle makes it it smells crisp

15. what’s your ideal first date?

so im invited to an estate at the top of a hill after dark because it cannot be accessed during the day, I assume its because its hosting another event but when i get there it almost seems as though nobody has lived in the house for a hundred years, and in fact im sure ive been there before and there was no house there at all, but here it stands in front of me in a thick fog while the sky threatens to unleash a torrential downpour that would give me no choice but to venture into the house accompanied or otherwise-im getting to the date part hold on-

16. favorite love story?

oh fuck have any of yall read the bone houses by emily lloyd jones? its not rlly a love story but its the only one i can think of rn

17. what’s the most attractive thing a person could wear?

pants that fit 😒

18. chocolate, vanilla, or red velvet?

red velvet but mostly because of the frosting

19. snow, rain, or sun?

rain!!! but only because i live somewhere thats sunny 350 days a year

20. sweetest romantic memory?

walking through a park while the sun was setting and there was snow on the ground and on everything

21. favorite dating sim (and favorite character)?

ok honestly i played that fuckin arcana game for a minute and i liked asra, the Aesthetic

22. fictional crushes?

well they only make orange and grape i think so any other flavor would be fictional

23. what’s your dream wedding like?

wouldnt u like to know, weather boy

24. what makes you blush?

goddamn everything, existing in a physical capacity

25. do you believe in love at first sight?

ehhhhh

26. do you believe in soulmates?

maybe

27. denim jackets, leather jackets, or bomber jackets?

leather jackets leather jackets

28. what’s your sign?

yield

29. are you single?

no!

30. do you prefer to charm, or be charmed?

i just bought a box of beads to make bracelets so i guess i like to charm but that doesnt mean im good at it

31. guitar or piano?

my fingers dont bend right to play the guitar otherwise i would, i can kinda play the piano tho

32. favorite romcom (or any romantic movie)?

eugh no

33. do you fall in love easily?

yes and no

34. valentine’s decorations: yay or nay?

that would take up so much timeee, and for what, what does anybody do on valentines day besides eat candy and do laundry

35. would you prefer to propose or be proposed to? what’s your dream proposal?

wouldnt YOU like to know, weather boy 👀

36. cloud gazing or star gazing?

star gazing, im not awake when the stars arent out

37. do you like to dance?

not in public

38. what’s your OTP?

me and @enbyblades

39. kittens or puppies?

KITTENS

40. coffee, hot chocolate, or tea?

i like cold coffee everything else hurts my face

41. favorite soda?

barqs superiority its rootbeer with caffeine bitches

42. do you prefer gazing wistfully out the window or lying dramatically over the sofa?

please let my lie down im so tired

43. favorite ABBA song?

dancing queen u know its a classic

44. fuck/marry/kill? (anons name 3 people of your choice)

you you and you i guess, watch out

45. favorite pajamas?

every year i buy valentines boxers and use them as pj shorts, those are comfy

46. favorite liquor?

screwball is really good but if i have shit to do ill take vodka

47. do you think about love a lot?

i think about my love a lot yes

48. a walk in the park or a walk on the beach?

park!!

49. hand kisses or nose kisses?

hand, ull smudge my glasses if u kiss my nose then ill have to clean them and its a whole thing

50. what’s your dreamhouse?

I GET A WHOLE HOUSE????? i want a desk and bookshelves so bad

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The Men of Yoshiwara: Kikuya Part 1 - Takao Route

Well, these guys look pretty nice! The personalities leave much to be questioned but otherwise, seems good for now lol! Misao seems like a cute heroine. Otherwise, the world/town they live in seems pretty crappy though, because it seems like it’s dominated by women and all the men are courtesans? Not surprised to see a couple flee to the mainland because of that. I’m playing this on the Switch so I think it’s missing a PS Vita route (apparently) but oh well! Let’s start off with Takao! The guy who enticed Misao with his good looks during the processing ceremony! Kinda surprised Iroha is so chill with offering her a guy for the night when she just kinda stumbled in here to deliver something. Takao is the most popular huh? I can see that. He seems to have the looks and the personality to seduce most women hahaha. Guess he likes to spite Tokiwa or something… Anyway, whoa when he took off her clothes and put on a kimono he thought suited her more. I like how they’re having fun playing dress up and him teaching her more “ways of the world” I guess since she seems completely oblivious to many things and even sake! It’s cute how he said that even if it’s just one night, they’re technically husband and wife so she can’t leer at other guys haahha. Honestly though, I can see why Takao is such a hit with the ladies, he really captures you in with his words, he also doesn’t give you any time to really breathe or think lol.

I guess that’s why Iroha offered her a chance to try a guy, it was because he knew that she would get infatuated and come back! Like dang, how much did the eloping couple give her as thanks for not telling people if she can afford to go to the red light district a couple of times at least?? Sure she doesn’t want to use it to improve her quality of life instead? But I guess since she’s smitten with Takao, she won’t really think about that lol. On the other hand, I can see why Takao must think she’s fun and easy to relax with since she’s so pure and considerate. He’s always the one pleasing others so I guess seeing her trying her best to let him rest etc must make him happy. Tokiwa was pretty eugh when he tried to force himself on her when she obviously wasn’t interested though, like read the signs dude!! Otherwise, I find it really cute how smitten they both are with each other in their own ways. Misao can’t help but want to see him all the time and uses the little money she has to continue on with this dream, whilst Takao is willing to part with big clients and money to serve Misao because he enjoys spending his time with her much more. Although it was naive, I think Takao really appreciated that Misao liked him so much, she wished that she had enough money to buy his freedom. I think her sincerity really got to him and I thought it was a really sweet thing to tell Takao. She really is such a fool to give so much money to Iroha to help out Takao with sending money back to his father or whatever, but it’s because she’s such a fool that I can’t help but feel that it’s actually really touching, and I guess Takao really has a soft spot for that.

Although it’s understandable, it’s really saddening to see how deflated yet apathetic Takao was when Misao seriously said she would try her best to buy his freedom. He obviously doesn’t think it’s possible to ever be free, and that’s just saddening to think about… The kiss was bittersweet, since he finally kinda told her his feelings for her by saying it was he himself as Takao that wanted to kiss her and not the courtesan him. Honestly, it was pretty sad to see how heartbroken Takao was when she told him this would be the last time she comes here, I guess Iroha was right for trying to stop her from coming anymore, although I guess it was too late… Since after their last meeting, Takao couldn’t focus on work, both of them became living corpses just hoping to see the other. To think that they would sneak to the mainland together to assess from his father whether they really are siblings… Can they even come back after that?? It’s a crime for him to leave! It was nice to see his father actually have enough money to buy Takao’s freedom for him (also helped that Takao sent money back all the time), so that Takao could fulfill the dream he couldn’t - to live and spend the rest of his life with the woman he loved. It’s such a simple yet difficult wish for courtesan like them. So it was nice that Takao could be blessed with such an ending where he could work as a shipping agent alongside Misao and her mother. 

The happy ending was like a simplified version of the super happy ending lol, it has a much better CG though!! The sub stories about Valentine’s Day etc were pretty nice if you want more Takao, but I think the cherry blossom one was the best, because I found it really cute that Takao looked at cherry blossoms negatively (in a sense) and Misao was able to change his thoughts on it by bombarding his room with them lol. The date was super cute though, since you get to see them free to travel to the mainland for their work, and you get to see Takao’s father trying in his own way to get the attention of Misao’s mother haha. I really liked the sequel though, because I found it really sweet that even though Iroha told Takao that he shouldn’t come around Yoshiwara anymore since this isn’t a place he should associate himself with anymore after getting his freedom, Takao refused to listen to him and said that he’ll keep coming there because this was where he grew up and will always be a part of him.

Overall, I liked Takao and his route. I was a bit sceptical in the beginning but I think Misao’s purity, sincerity and sweetness really grew on me (like it did with Takao lol) and it was really cute to see how Takao gradually appreciated her more, looked forward to seeing her more and then fell in love with her. I found their story rather cute especially when I wasn’t expecting much with the mixed reviews on this game lol. For a pure romance between a courtesan and a sweet heroine, I’d say this was a pretty simple, straightforward and sweet romance. The story isn’t anything spectacular but that’s normal because the romance is the highlight and I have to say, it’s not the best but it still hits in the feels and I liked that. Takao was charismatic yet innocent in his own way and it was nice seeing how he couldn’t help but fall for Misao because she never expected anything from him yet gave him everything she had.

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1000th Post Y’all!

Well how ‘bout that? 1000 posts of my random and ridiculous shenanigans! It’s been a wild ride folks, and I couldn’t be more happy for all of your support! (And to this, that I started this blog for fun back last summer) To celebrate, here are my top 10 favorite posts!

10. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/177268053221/diosmiles (by @diosmiles)

This mash-up of “Interior Crocodile, Alligator” and the SSBU version of “Gangplank Galleon” was made when King K. Rool was revealed as one of the game’s newcomers. When it may be short, it does have a nice rhyme to it. Seriously thou, the updated version of the Kremling King’s theme is fitting for his long awaited return in Smash Ultimate.

9. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/178806537791/amtrax-squigglydigg-new-bendy-and-the-ink (by both @squigglydigg and @amtrax)

Another music one. Out of all the fan-made BATIM songs out there, “Welcome Home” might be my all time favorite of the bunch, with the lyrics, voice acting, etc, Hailey, Austin, and the gang really outdid themselves with this one, especially at the last verse of the song.

8.https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/175851041991/cookievampiress-mrultra100-asked-me-to-draw (By @cookievampiress)

Behold ladies and gents (If you remember this one) the very first art request I ever sent! (And also the first V-Twin request at that) Since the first time I since “Fangs a Lot Johnny” (A Johnny Test  season 5 episode), the Vampire Twins (Especially Vampire Mary) have climbed onto the ranks of my all time favorite characters. There’s just something I love about evil goth-like versions of certain cartoon characters, and since I love vampires, this ain’t no exception. 

Though I don’t like to share personal info or complain, for some reason, Cookie decided to block me shortly after the request was done. I could have upsetted her over something, and I wish in the near future, I can speak with her again to see what happened. Again tho, I’m not big on controversy, but I wanted to point that out. Let’s move on!

7. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/179708341611/mexican64-so-two-major-things-happened (By @mexican64)

This piece was made towards Piranha Plant’s reveal as a fighter in Smash, and our first meeting with Alastor in Hazbin Hotel. If there’s something that the 2 have is common, that would be those sharp smiles they have. More points for adding the visual elements of the Radio Demon onto the carnivorous flora, Especially the ears!

6. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/178498693031/bogleech-i-didnt-even-give-gooseworx-any (Made for @bogleech by Gooseworx)

As you may know, “Awful Hospital” happens to be my favorite web-comic, and that’s coming from a guy, who’s not big on stuff like “Homestuck” and all that. Nonetheless, AH could always used it’s own theme that captures the twisted and bizarre feel of the series, and what other that the extremely talented Gooseworx? (Goose also does music for the aforementioned Hazbin Hotel btw) As Bog stated, this this also count as Dr. Phage’s personal theme, very fitting for him as he is my favorite AH character.

5. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/182018074106/seriously-tho-its-been-lil-more-than-2-years-at (By yours truely!)

Outdated meme aside,not to be rude, Did anyone noticed the similarities at all? Guzzlord basically what happen if you feed Vaka-Waka some experimental steroids and throw him in a another dimension. And to make this more loco-crazy, the Mixel came a little more than a year before the Pokemon (Mixels Series 6 was released on October 1, 2015, and Pokemon Sun and Moon was released on Novenber 18, 2016), weird, right?

4. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/180606173256/retrograde64-art-request-for-mrultra100-heres (By @retrograde64)

At the time of this one, I was getting a lil’ tired of sending V-Twin art requests, since there’s now so many of ‘em, so I figured, why not “stretch” (I ain’t sorry for that pun) the boundaries of what I sent as art requests, and try new ideas? If you’re wondering, my favorite of the Flexers (and the Mixels in general) is Tentro.

3. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/182991618561/here-is-it-the-favorite-character-bingo-that-no (By me again, of course, and this was created by @ trash--senpai )

This was created by a good friend of mine (@trash--senpai) and might count as the weirdest request I ever sent. When I asked her to create this one, she was a bit confused by it, considering that she’s a artist, this was strange to her, nonethless, she not only got mine done, she also made one for herself. (I told her that she can make one for herself when she worked on mine)

2. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/182810505846/kirby-after-the-events-of-world-of-light-this (Done by me, based on @terminalmontage)

This is the only drawing of mine on this list, cuz let’s face it, my art skills suck donkey dongs! (More on that later tho) This one was made for Valentine’s Day, and as well all know, celebrating Valentines is killing world-destroying gods together with your loved ones. Sigh... Kirby makes that part too easy!

https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/175498459271/draculabrides-fangs-a-lot-johnny-you-can (By @draculabrides)

To finish this list, let’s go back to where it all began. One summer night on July 3, 2018, a certain fella in his mid-teens (I.E, me!) want to create a fandom based blog on a website notorious for feminazis whining about Steven Universe and “political correctness”, Eugh. Anyways, the first post (Or reblog if you will) was a collection of gifs featuring a certain sparkly undead duo who went on to becoming the mascots of said blog.

Welp, guess that all of them, and that’s only 10 posts out of 1000 posts and reblog that I made in almost the last year. To all of my friends and the followers who were crazy enough to follow a fella who’s obsessed with cartoon vampire girls like me ( @good-guy-is-alive , @naty-js , @odreiwa , @captain-animatordreamer ,etc) thanks for everything! Also, I plan to start digital art sometime in the near future, and I might leave this blog to start anew after some practice (and with a whole new name AND look to boot) Don’t get me wrong, I’m not leaving here, I might keep this blog as a memory. I’m Mr. Ultra, the Fandom Jacka** of the Digital Blue Hills of Hell, and I hope you have a nice day. See you later, and “Stay Ultra Folks!”