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s-wordsmith · 2 years

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"So my adopted daughter did complex math in her head while we were having a bonding moment, because she's just the smartest and I love her so much, and then I went to see my super-hot, really talented girlfriend and she told me she's happy and fulfilled and we started making out--"

The Homeland Security agent, interrupting: "Mr. Ford, please just tell me what went wrong and how everybody you love ended up dead, please, I don't want to hear how clever and sexy and happy they were."

#Leverage #The Long Good-Bye Job #I'm watching it now and this is what's happening #Watching it again. when you know it's Nate's masterpiece fanfiction and you're ignoring all the bad parts.#is really hilarious #he's literally talking them up so hard #and it's so fluffy and sweet #hardcore 'everything was perfect' vibes before the wreckage to come

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